Bitchin Jobs

[edeity]

OK Biznatches ( * edeity nods to agonia )

I'm after, for a March/April start:

1 x J2EE Senior Programmer
1 x Business Analyst
1 x DBA (ideally with some J2EE Skillz)
1 x Web Designer

Jobs located in Byron Bay. I dont want any hokey country people applying, hence letting you guys know first.

Salaries range up to 90k, depending on experience and how much of my bitch your willing to be.

Industry is combination of financial services and film and media.

Only after pretty experienced people used to working in large corporate environments. You must be used to being someones bitch and getting shit done when you hate the person you work for.

Send me resumes. Lots of resumes.
edeity@geeklord.net

P.S. You all still suck.

[Goat Boy]

90k, in Byron?

Holy fuck I wish I had some skills and was employable. That would be my dream job.

[edeity]

I will get 120k in Byron.

You are welcome to suck my cock.

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[Goat Boy]

I've nearly got a comp scie degree(1 subject left), no skillz at all with anything computer like, am completely un-employable and for 90k in Byron I am willing to suck your cock.

When is the interview?

[edeity]

I can offer you a role as associate cock sucker.

This means you dont have to actually suck my cock (not recommended anyway), but it also means you dont get paid.

You can suck at the interview however, for my online artistic media project "Straight boys take it hard".

[sperm]

Originally posted by edeity
I can offer you a role as associate cock sucker.


Is that a "Bitchin HEAD Job" then ? :D

[Buffy]

give Pirate and I jobs and we're there... we'll make you look cool edeity! come on, you know you want to ;) :D

[Lujan]

Surely you need a web programmer as well. I mean web designers are ok and stuff, but to get a realy Bitchin site, you need a web programmer.

Someone who knows the intricies of backend code, and then just includes the web designers CSS :D