Need For Speed: Bogan Challenge

[Bifrost]

Well, in honour of a conversation between myself and aiken drum the other day, I have decided to post this thread.

Basically, I want people to post up what would be either features they want to see in the Bogan Edition of Need For Speed (not that I would expect it will ever be developed...Although if NFS is modable...) or post up cars that they want to be able to get in NFS: Bogan.

For those of you in America, a Bogan is basically a Redneck, for those of you born and bred in Sydney (and somehow managed to miss what they call it in QLD and VIC and probably everywhere else), a Bogan is a Westie...I'm From Sydney, but I reckon Bogan is a great word (much better than the alternatives).

So for, the feature I reckon it would have to included are:

- Reputation goes up the more different coloured panels your car has
- Bonus reputation for having a shit stereo
- The ultimate engine is a V8. It doesn't matter that there are WAY better racing engines out there - if you have a V8, your reputation goes through the roof (probably literally).
- After each race, you need to repair several oil leaks and "work on the car" for at least an hour (no, not realtime) or your reputation goes down.
- The only decals allowed are bumper stickers and VB labels
- ONLY coathangers shall be allowed as radio antennae

OK...Anyone else??

[DOGG]

*Paintjob made of rust
*Rims on front, standard wheels on back

[hazza]

cattle dog in the tray if its a ute.

massive bullbars

those big fuck off arials

[DrDivad]

Torana!

and burnout comps and trying to crack the head on yer 8 :)

[kré]

when you go into the 'modify your car' section, your car is displayed on blocks in your front yard.

[sagit]

dont forget beercans all over the yard! ... and a dog or 3

[dozer]

ripples > moccasins

[Turtle_Wrangler]

Living in south mississippi myself, and seeing the folk quite often, I think I better understand the premise, so here goes.

-You must keep a mimimum ratio of 6 nonworking cars to one running one.

-Any and all pickuptrucks must contain the following in the rear: 3 inoperable tires, 2 broken nets (God only knows what for) 3 rusted gas cans.

-Dog always gets front seating, kids and wife must ride in back.

-No more than 10 miles may be driven without screaming "GODDAMNIT JIM JOE BILLY BOB THE THIRD GET YER HEAD BACK IN THE PISSIN CAR THIS INSTANT!"

-Ultimate horn upgrade plays a lick from "Dixie"

-Freestyle Spray painting must be an option, so long as it still looks worse than before applying. - bonus style points for misshapen rebel flags.

-No foriegn made cars, or parts, at all.

-bumper stickers allowed so long as text can be understood on the 12 year old reading standard.

-Fishing tackle box is mandatory within or welded to all vehicles. - no less than 25 cubic feet.

thats enough for now.

[leprchaun]

"homemade spoilers made of crappy steel, nobody likes nobody likes nobody likes a bogan"




i know its a shite band but i had to sing it:banana:

[Asmodeus]

You forgot the prime requisite.

Silver Duct(gaffer)tape - aka Redneck Chrome.
Primer is considered a stock color
Wheelie bars
sticker for "hooker headers"
5 year old (formerly) pine scented cardboard air freshener
at least one cigarette burn on the front seat and dashboard

[sagit]

generally an excellent post, turtle, but i have a small problem with the "no foreign parts" bit..otherwise it cant be a worldwide release.

i'd just like to add "coathanger as radio antenna" to the list.

[Bifrost]

Easy fixed - just put a "Please select your country" option at the start and give the options:

Queensland
Mt. Druitt
Blacktown
St. Marys
St. Kilda
Queenbeyan
Tennesse
Alabama
North Corlina
Fitzroy

...and all of those other ones I can't think of. Just don't put any actual countries, it'll make the whole game all the sweeter...

[royale]

Must have a VL turbo (moite) with a stuttering blow-off valve.

[RASPUTIN]

How about a car models like

Valiant Regal.
Holden Kingswood.
LC Torana.

-Sheep skin steering wheel covers for a super l33t reputation.
-Missing or badly scratched hub caps.
-Fluffy toys on the back dash? thingy place, you know what I mean.
-GT stripe makes for a fully sic look and maximum reputation points but stripe must be applied by a paint brush and no guide tape used.

[Bifrost]

Arms out the window - for the entire race: +1000 rep points.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

However many beers you drink before/whilst racing increases your score multiplier.

Exhaust upgrades consist of : Dumped at the axle, or pipes through the bonnet.

If you crash, you have to get out and push start the car.

Two words, 'Speed Holes'

Can't beleive no-one has said it yet, the longer the mullet, the more cred you get. Touching the ground = instant winnar. :D

[Grizzlee]

You forgot the Bogan Wench hanging out the window.
And the cheersquad of drunken louts screaming "SHOW US UR TITS!"


And the fluffy dice

[Grimsleepa]

Have to have a the ultimate orange kingswood with crackled purple tint, the more crackle and bubbles the greater the style points.



"I am a :banana: "

[FritzTheCat]

almost there.

[FritzTheCat]

ya need a ute...farken...

[FritzTheCat]

and the ute once 'mod-ed'

[Grizzlee]

The Denni Ute Muster.....The home ground of all Boguns.

Now that is main track for NFS Bogun Challenge

[quartz_donkey]

The races, all have to be on dirt or badly maintained roads with little to no corners.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Suggest these as mods

Bogan Challenge
- Requisite Jack Daniels sticker, empty wood stock cans in back
- Flannel shirts essential
- At least 20% stolen

Paddock-work
- Huge fuck off bull bar
- RM Williams sticker and/or Kenworth mudflaps
- Rear window totally obscured with B&S stickers
- Compulsory swag & dog

Redneck Fishin Trip
- Must share 25% of your genes with fellow racers
- Bob or Joe included in name
- 20% rust minumum, maximum engine noise

Kiwi Boy Racers
- Exhaust so large you can stick your fist in it
- At least 2 maori Pasengers, lots of surf/stereo/componenets stickers
- Near opaque tinted windows, maximum chrome, at least 2 fake blow off valves

Rice Racer 2004
- Bue lights all over car
- Illuminated smartie dispenser on dash and a population of no less than 20 cute/furry things there also
- Mugen/Type-R/Ralliart stickers, even on non japanese cars

[brotherkrusty]

Big arse bullbar
Big arse spotties on a big arse rollbar
Big arse cloud of blue smoke out the back

Bonus points for
massive chrome or checker plate droptank.
multiple metal toolboxes on back of the tray.
the entire rear windscreen taken up with B&S ball stickers and references to rocking and not knocking.

The mod with the highest rep

some fucked up coloured diff with matching drum brake covers - fluro orange or something.