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Ins0mniac
19-12-2003, 12:14 AM
Did the U.S act according to the Geneva convention? Does it show hypocracy when they're always citing the Geneva covention over their own?

Does anybody care what happens to Saddam?

What should happen to him?


I personally don't really care what happens to Saddam as long as he doesn't somehow escape.

MoleTeaser
19-12-2003, 03:12 AM
My predictions for Saddam's future:

He will escape the clutches of the US forces, only to be killed by a pack of wild boars.

He will then go to hell where he will become Satan's lover, but he will not be sensitive to his needs.

After foreign blood is spilt on american soil, Satan's time to take over the world will come. Saddam will try to capitalise on this, only to be killed by Satan who realises that Saddam does not appreciate him.

But where is he gonna go? Detroit? He shall return to hell where he will find Satan has a new partner, Chris. Saddam will seduce Satan and get him to leave Chris, but Satan will eventually realise that he needs to be by himself for a while. Saddam will continue to pursue Satan until Satan calls in a favour from God, who admits Saddam into heaven, where he will be tortured for eternity in the presence of the mormons.

Ins0mniac
19-12-2003, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by MoleTeaser
My predictions for Saddam's future:

He will escape the clutches of the US forces, only to be killed by a pack of wild boars.

He will then go to hell where he will become Satan's lover, but he will not be sensitive to his needs.

After foreign blood is spilt on american soil, Satan's time to take over the world will come. Saddam will try to capitalise on this, only to be killed by Satan who realises that Saddam does not appreciate him.

But where is he gonna go? Detroit? He shall return to hell where he will find Satan has a new partner, Chris. Saddam will seduce Satan and get him to leave Chris, but Satan will eventually realise that he needs to be by himself for a while. Saddam will continue to pursue Satan until Satan calls in a favour from God, who admits Saddam into heaven, where he will be tortured for eternity in the presence of the mormons.

Interesting point.

I didn't think of that particular idea. But it could well turn out that way.

DOGG
19-12-2003, 10:11 AM
It shows much hypocricy to cite conventions and not abide by them and authorise the use of force to remove any of your members from the world court which was made to prosecute war criminals.

I reckon saddam will be used for political gain and his trial will be used as a distraction from other issues.

He should be locked up for life.

Necron
19-12-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by MoleTeaser
My predictions for Saddam's future:

He will escape the clutches of the US forces, only to be killed by a pack of wild boars.

He will then go to hell where he will become Satan's lover, but he will not be sensitive to his needs.

After foreign blood is spilt on american soil, Satan's time to take over the world will come. Saddam will try to capitalise on this, only to be killed by Satan who realises that Saddam does not appreciate him.

But where is he gonna go? Detroit? He shall return to hell where he will find Satan has a new partner, Chris. Saddam will seduce Satan and get him to leave Chris, but Satan will eventually realise that he needs to be by himself for a while. Saddam will continue to pursue Satan until Satan calls in a favour from God, who admits Saddam into heaven, where he will be tortured for eternity in the presence of the mormons.

Good old southpark!, got to love it!.

Did that ALL happen in southpark or did you make some of it up?

MoleTeaser
19-12-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Good old southpark!, got to love it!.

Did that ALL happen in southpark or did you make some of it up?

Oh, it's ALL south park. There's not an original idea in my head.

krisbot4000
20-12-2003, 01:47 AM
SADDAM UPDATE: saddam caught by the US after being discovered by the boys in canada ala a wizard of oz type adventure involving the legaisation of sodomy and mounties riding sheep, eric cries like a wee bitch, and kenney is zapped by a giant flapping head, and there was much celebrating to be had.
=source, this weeks episode o southpark