The King of No Pants desires a Queen

[Blunt]

Attention all ladies. I am feeling very, very sexy. My body is available. Please form a line, no squabbling.


If you require credentials, simply ask my hordes of fans and stalkers. They'll vouch for me and say I'm all like hella cool and tough and shit. I'm just too lazy to do the whole masturbation thing anymore, I need someone to take over these important duties and such.


"If you're over 50 kilos, you gotta go" - Sleek
"Gimmie the number, yuleh! My standards START at 50 kilos! I'll give 'em one!" - Habib

[badpauly]

Hey, if this works, lemme know! ;)

[MisterBishi]

I would like to subscribe to this thread.

[badpauly]

Maybe it is all a trap. We keep posting in this thread hoping to get some action, while all the others score in other threads.

And maybe, I need to get out more.

Or stay in more. It's all too confusing these days.

[Scythe]

If you really want a queen, i'm sure Dogwomble could hook you up.

[Blunt]

He doesn't have a front bum. Next applicant please.

[Tintin]

Have any ZGeeks had any success using this particular facility?

[Blunt]

I think it's more of the "shits and giggles" variety.

[thingy]

Originally posted by Tintin
Have any ZGeeks had any success using this particular facility?

It worked for me. It's through these forums that I met my right hand.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Scythe
If you really want a queen, i'm sure Dogwomble could hook you up.

I've just seen this thread and thought the exact same thing.

[hazza]

i can vouch that blunt is dead sexy and any chic here should be in line for his no pants-ness.



i know i would be if i had the right parts

[BtrFly]

thread necromancy :D

[Blunt]

I think after this long my cock needs a fucking Phoenix Down or something too.

[Glompbot]

Phwoah. blunt.

If he hooks me up with WoW gamecards, i'll do the job :D

[Blunt]

Online gaming leads to sex? Unpossible!

[Glompbot]

Sifnt!

[Blunt]

Your 'elf on dwarf' cybering won't play out here in the big leagues, missy! :bishimad:

[reykjavik]

When the role of Jester is available, please PM Me. I have great credentials and have a jester stick with bells.

[Blunt]

When the role of Jester is available, please PM Me. I have great credentials and have a jester stick with balls.
At no extra charge I have corrected your post. You can thank me with all your daughters. No fatties please.

[reykjavik]

But I DID make a typo!

My balls rattle....

[Merudo]

Phwoah. blunt.

If he hooks me up with WoW gamecards, i'll do the job :D
Maybe I should've gotten into WoW..... :P

[hooptieride]

Is WoW the game where you draw a 'W' on each of your ass cheeks then spread them apart?

[Blunt]

You people aren't trying to have your way with me! Get out of my sexy thread!

[Afta Image]

I CAN BE A LADY FOR A PRICE ; p

[dozer]

ill meet you on proudfoot in the frogmore province, ill be the scantily clad gelfing, go easy on my pixels.

[Afta Image]

who wear pants in this day and age?

[Marshall77]

I wear pants but they have a hole in them so i can hang my peepee out and scare kids.

[Afta Image]

I am wearing no pants.....

[locust]

I'm freeballing it at work right now. Feels kinda naughty.

[Glompbot]

You people aren't trying to have your way with me! Get out of my sexy thread!

With sexy results!

[Chocoholic]

Comments like these starts gossip! (i have no idea who would start it thoguht)

PS Blunt we only want you for you body

[dwarfthrower]

Your 'elf on dwarf' cybering won't play out here in the big leagues, missy! :bishimad:
'elf_girl' on 'dwarfthrower' on the other hand...

[dogwomble]

With sexy results!

You called?

[jasebert]

I am a chick trapped in a ridiculously good looking mans body

[timace]

Is it me or have Sapia's standards also dropped? :p

[Glompbot]

sif i have standards!

[Scythe]

sif i have standards!

That's a dangerous thing to say on this website.

[timace]

very. especially when there's people like noddy.

[Movius]

OMGLOL NODBUGAR!

The thread is now tainted and cannot be saved.

[Merudo]

OMGLOL NODBUGAR!

The thread is now tainted and cannot be saved.
it still can be saved... its not like he actually POSTED in the thread.

[timace]

hahaha. not until he finds it

[Blunt]

Would the "OMGNOLDBUGARRLOL!!1one Fan Club" please kindly vacate this serious thread. Your borish mannerisms are rather uncouth and are the reason why the female of the spieces are hesitant to respond to my proposed courtship.


So go eat a sack of cocks.

[BtrFly]

i think there are other reasons they are hesitant to respond :p

[Blunt]

Lies!

[reykjavik]

So go eat a sack of cocks.

Here's your sack, but you gotta supply your own cocks!

[Afta Image]

what the fuck is this thread about?

I dont have pants and I still dont uderstand ; (

[Blunt]

What is this thread? Why, it is the greatest thread to be found in any forum on any website in the history of THE INTERNET.


What is it about? Fucked if I know. Go ask your parents. After they finish having sex. YOUR PARENTS. SEX. SEXY PARENTS. SEXY THREAD. SEXY THREAD ON THE INTERNET.

[Movius]

Blunt on THE INTERNET

[timace]

Blunt on THE INTERNET
oh noes!

[hazza]

fag

[ThraX]

I can only assume you've had no successful applicants yet blunt ? :P
OH DEAR! LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT ON THE FORUMS! :D

[ShinymetalASS]

fucking hell! THRAX!

double euw tee eff mayte?

what happened between 11.00am and now?

Welcome to the darkside ;)

[ThraX]

lol, I feel the power of the dark side....

mmmmm....... force choke.......... aarrrrrrhhhhhh

[Blunt]

More of my goddamn stalkers follow me onto THE INTERNET.


More of my MALE stalkers. Goddamn......

[ms edeity]

Blunt's last male stalker....on the INTERNET

How's that for sexy in the sexy thread of sexy no pants sexiness?

[ThraX]

I thought i was the only one that had photograph'd blunt without his pants on

! i buy you all the clothes detergent and this is how you repay me!

*hrmph* men >.<

[Lucon Talestar]

Sorry, I'm married to the music and committed to the wax.

[Thyrd]

Come on ladies. You aint getting any younger and neither is Blunt.

[Blunt]

FUUUUUUUUUUU~!
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[Furball]

^^Pirates been working out?















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