im on the meat market again [Archive]

polite

25-01-2004, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by KrisEz

so if youre a stunning broad with a computer/car intrest dont hesitate to steer clear.

If you would like to steer elsewhere I could give you directions.:)

utopian

25-01-2004, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by KrisEz
yeah i think that sums it up.

so if youre a stunning broad with a computer/car intrest dont hesitate to steer clear.
So you're saying you don't want to attract these kind of women?

Why put yourself through that torture?

scathing

25-01-2004, 04:57 AM

Originally posted by utopian
So you're saying you don't want to attract these kind of women?

Sounds sensible to me.

The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars (especially when they're cute, but even if they look like the arse-end of a bulldog) have been fucking mental cases, and aren't worth the effort. Sure, they might be fun occasionally, but you have to put up with a shitload of crap.

Its nothing that can't be cured with a shitload of electro-shock therapy and a cat o' nine tails, but I can't afford the power bills, and my arm's sore from choosing to masturbate rather than risk catching whatever virulent mental disease they have.

durus

25-01-2004, 07:46 AM

My GF loves cars and has a nice one. But she is a negative computer knowledge zone. She miraculously deleted my ICQ last night while looking through my old messages.
Anyway back to my point. She suffered from a fair degree of Scathings afore mentioned mental issues. Fortunately after one year a lot of these issues have been dealt with/resolved. But it took a lot of time and effort (from both of us).

rosamund

25-01-2004, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by durus
Fortunately after one year a lot of these issues have been dealt with/resolved.

But not the whole 'checking up on you're ICQ conversations' issue, I guess. :(

That's a sackable offence, as far as I'm concerned, same goes for checking text messages. People don't need that kind of distrust in a relationship.

Last couple of people I've went out with, I've told them that to begin with, and also this:

I only have conversations, not arguments. If you ever try to argue with me about anything, instead of discussing it, I'm going to want out.

This has lead to a couple of pretty short relationships (if they didn't take one of the first things I said about us going out seriously then, well, what's the point?), but the current one seems to be going pretty well under that dictum...

durus

25-01-2004, 08:08 AM

rosamund: Not a bad way of establishing a relationship.

She wasn't checking up on me. She was looking at who I had on my contact list, just curious. I'm similar, I do a lot of things that can be taken the wrong way but are never intended that way. She used to be a bit distrustful (issues), but she got over that. Nowadays she just teases me about it.

rosamund

25-01-2004, 08:18 AM

Apologies, I assume too much.

I can sometimes be a little cynical about these things, which I'm sure must kill the romance stone dead. :rolleyes:

scathing

25-01-2004, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by rosamund
Apologies, I assume too much.

I can sometimes be a little cynical about these things, which I'm sure must kill the romance stone dead.

That was my first thought, too. But then I've been there, done that, and got the scars to prove it.

Fucking psychos.

Durus - you're a lucky and good bastard. I knew I should have stabbed you out of jealousy in that cafe while we were having dinner. :)

Cassa

25-01-2004, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by scathing
The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars (especially when they're cute, but even if they look like the arse-end of a bulldog) have been fucking mental cases, and aren't worth the effort. Sure, they might be fun occasionally, but you have to put up with a shitload of crap.

:(

scathing

25-01-2004, 11:38 AM

Cassa

25-01-2004, 07:10 PM

Inferiority complex dear, it's a totally different thing.

scathing

25-01-2004, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by Cassa
Inferiority complex dear, it's a totally different thing.

inferiority complex (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=inferiority%20complex)
n.

A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

Hmm, that term would cover quite a few of them. But, in their cases, its not a "sense" of inadequacy, its an admission of the facts, and the "first stage: denial. Second stage, violence" reaction to it.

scathing

25-01-2004, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Cassa
:(

Of course I wasn't referring to you, dear. You know I think you're absolutely adorable and smashing and wonderful and a whole plethora of superlatives which the English language will need millenia of evolution to develop words for. Unlike those psycho bitch loons I'm referring to, you could be referred to as "the anti-anti-christ who shouldn't be stabbed repeatedly in the cunt".

EDIT: I was going to explain how you're not into computers or cars, but then in proof reading it I realised it was probably the most insulting compliment ever written, which is impressive, even for me.

Cassa

25-01-2004, 10:00 PM

you're an adorable absolute cunt darling

Hired Goon

25-01-2004, 10:57 PM

oooh the c word makes an appearance. my nanna would be shocked.

go team alpha! :P

still life

26-01-2004, 01:11 AM

KrisEz

26-01-2004, 01:14 AM

this is my thread, all of you shut up and or die. (especially utopian)

rosamund

26-01-2004, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by KrisEz
this is my thread, all of you shut up and or die. (especially utopian)
Originally posted by scathing
inferiority complex (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=inferiority%20complex)
n.

A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

KrisEz

26-01-2004, 02:44 AM

thank fucking christ we have SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME HERE. oh wait....

locust

26-01-2004, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by scathing

The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars [...] have been fucking mental cases

IRC chicks in particular, it seems to me, are the fucked up ones.

(Cassa exempted)

durus

26-01-2004, 08:38 PM

Since we seem to be exempting Cassa from a lot of stuff perhaps we should just make her an unofficial Guy. :banana:

scathing

26-01-2004, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by locust
IRC chicks in particular, it seems to me, are the fucked up ones.

Well, all computer chicks are. I guess the deep end of the fucked-up female gene pool must be attracted to IRC, though, because I've noticed that any chick that spends a bit of time on IRC could be very well improved by a bullet to the head.

scathing

26-01-2004, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by durus
Since we seem to be exempting Cassa from a lot of stuff perhaps we should just make her an unofficial Guy.

I thought we already had......

utopian

26-01-2004, 10:13 PM

lol ya gud 1

Oh, Unofficial.

MsKara

26-01-2004, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by scathing
Well, all computer chicks are. I guess the deep end of the fucked-up female gene pool must be attracted to IRC, though, because I've noticed that any chick that spends a bit of time on IRC could be very well improved by a bullet to the head.

Hey! That's not fair! I was an IRC junkie for ages before actually getting a life and I don't think a bullet in my head would be an improvement... just another piece of metal.

:mad:

Sutter

26-01-2004, 11:10 PM

Sorry to bust into your thread KrisEz, But I have to tell Scathing that we have the opposite tastes in women. If you bump into an ex, point her to my 'Melbourne Men' thread. ;)

scathing

27-01-2004, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by MsKara
Hey! That's not fair! I was an IRC junkie for ages before actually getting a life and I don't think a bullet in my head would be an improvement... just another piece of metal.

Life's not fair. Don't get mad, post in your blog.

scathing

27-01-2004, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Sutter
Sorry to bust into your thread KrisEz, But I have to tell Scathing that we have the opposite tastes in women. If you bump into an ex, point her to my 'Melbourne Men' thread. ;)

I'm torn between my sadistic tendencies to inflict their presence upon your life, and my selfish tendencies to want to hurt you myself.

As such, I don't know if I'd introduce them to you. Watching people squirm and suffer isn't the same when you're not the one twisting the knife.

Glompbot

27-01-2004, 11:30 AM

:grr:

Originally posted by scathing
The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars (especially when they're cute, but even if they look like the arse-end of a bulldog) have been fucking mental cases, and aren't worth the effort. Sure, they might be fun occasionally, but you have to put up with a shitload of crap.

:swear:

I've met some pretty damned well banaced females who happen to be interested in computers... Its the ones who like cars you have to worry about.

Cassa

27-01-2004, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by durus
Since we seem to be exempting Cassa from a lot of stuff perhaps we should just make her an unofficial Guy. :banana:

My dad always said I was an honorary bloke. I guess I'm just lucky that I look very female otherwise there'd be hilarious shenanigans afoot.

still life

28-01-2004, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Cassa
My dad always said I was an honorary bloke. I guess I'm just lucky that I look very female otherwise there'd be hilarious shenanigans afoot.

as if there aren't anyway....

polite

28-01-2004, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Cassa
My dad always said I was an honorary bloke. I guess I'm just lucky that I look very female otherwise there'd be hilarious shenanigans afoot.

hazza

28-01-2004, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by durus
Since we seem to be exempting Cassa from a lot of stuff perhaps we should just make her an unofficial Guy. :banana:

Cassas a girl !?!??!

Cassa

28-01-2004, 09:35 AM

And what a girl!

OMG stab

Buffy

28-01-2004, 11:20 AM

im a girl, girls are cool , and cassa is tops, and i like stuff. :D

Misao

28-01-2004, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by scathing
Sounds sensible to me.

The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars (especially when they're cute, but even if they look like the arse-end of a bulldog) have been fucking mental cases, and aren't worth the effort. Sure, they might be fun occasionally, but you have to put up with a shitload of crap.

Its nothing that can't be cured with a shitload of electro-shock therapy and a cat o' nine tails, but I can't afford the power bills, and my arm's sore from choosing to masturbate rather than risk catching whatever virulent mental disease they have.
What a lovely sweeping generalisation. I feel very offended now scathing :(

scathing

28-01-2004, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Misao
I feel very offended now scathing :(

That is *exactly* what I'm talking about.

imp

28-01-2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by scathing
Sounds sensible to me.

The women I've met with a keen interest in computers and/or cars (especially when they're cute, but even if they look like the arse-end of a bulldog) have been fucking mental cases, and aren't worth the effort. Sure, they might be fun occasionally, but you have to put up with a shitload of crap.

Its nothing that can't be cured with a shitload of electro-shock therapy and a cat o' nine tails, but I can't afford the power bills, and my arm's sore from choosing to masturbate rather than risk catching whatever virulent mental disease they have.

I'll stand by Cassa's :( on this comment.

:(

I think it's a pretty broad statement with veyr little bearing. You find wierdos/psychos whatever in all types of women. I think you'd have to be pretty naive to pin it down to what girls are interested in.

hazza

28-01-2004, 02:41 PM

i agree internet chics = pyschos

especially those irc groupie bitches the ones who are like "can i have ops cos im a chic"

they make the :banana: very sad

scathing

28-01-2004, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by imp
I think it's a pretty broad statement with veyr little bearing. You find wierdos/psychos whatever in all types of women. I think you'd have to be pretty naive to pin it down to what girls are interested in.

I never said non-computer / car chicks weren't psycho too......

Chocoholic

28-01-2004, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by hazza
i agree internet chics = pyschos

especially those irc groupie bitches the ones who are like "can i have ops cos im a chic"

they make the :banana: very sad

I want ops cos I put out!

*may only happen in your dreams

Blunt

28-01-2004, 03:58 PM

Wow! Another "every chick is fucked in the head.....except Cassa!" thread, cleverly hidden inside a totally unrelated one! I never get sick of those......

Hate to tell you all but she is just another dumb girl. She just happens to be far too nice to pathetic, whiny cock grabbers.

And complete cunts.

hazza

28-01-2004, 04:18 PM

i never exempted cassa

Cassa

28-01-2004, 04:23 PM

Cassa is exempt from GST because it is neither good nor serviceable

locust

28-01-2004, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Blunt
Wow! Another "every chick is fucked in the head.....except Cassa!" thread, cleverly hidden inside a totally unrelated one! I never get sick of those......

She only got mentioned because she was man enough to step in. You, on the other hand, are whining like a fucking woman. Also, she's scary :)

Edit: grammar

utopian

28-01-2004, 04:36 PM

Misao, I think Scathing's generalisation only applies to girls he's met. Stay well away, lest you contract insanity.

Glompbot

28-01-2004, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by locust
She only got mentioned because she was man enough to step in. You, on the other hand, are whining like a fucking woman. Also, she's scary :)

What exactly do you mean by "step in"

locust

28-01-2004, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by Sapia
What exactly do you mean by "step in"

She posted.

I made a broad sweeping generalisation regarding girls who IRC. Cassa was, at the time, the only person in the thread who was I knew was (a) a girl and (b) an IRC user, so it seemed appropriate to point out I didn't think the generalisation applied to her.

Did I do something wrong?

Cassa

28-01-2004, 06:02 PM

I should point out here (to avoid any confusion) that I have known locust for some years, separate from Zgeek. In fact I think it was my whoring of Zmeet photos that made him sign up :D

Glompbot

28-01-2004, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by locust
She posted.

I made a broad sweeping generalisation regarding girls who IRC. Cassa was, at the time, the only person in the thread who was I knew was (a) a girl and (b) an IRC user, so it seemed appropriate to point out I didn't think the generalisation applied to her.

Did I do something wrong?

Its just, you know. I'm a girl, I IRC. I made a post.

But your explanation is fair enough, so really, no you didn't do anything wrong.

kré

28-01-2004, 06:13 PM

all women are idiots

i could prove it with a scientific formula, but the only people who would want it proven are women and women wouldn't understand the formula because they are idiots

:cool:

thingy

28-01-2004, 06:27 PM

I want it proven. I'm not a woman.

Glompbot

28-01-2004, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by thingy
I want it proven, I'm not a woman.

You want it proven that you're not female?

Blunt

28-01-2004, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by locust
Did I do something wrong?

CHOOSE YOUR OWN REPLY ADVENTURE!!!
In the spirit of "who gives a fuck?" I have created two replys so people can read and pick which one they'd rather hear. This way everyone is happy! If only the rest of the internet picked up on my revolutionary idea, they'd be no more flaming! Enjoy!

You didn't see the shits and giggles in my post. Thats understandable if you don't know me and my special brand of stupidity. It was a dig at Cassa because I like to give her shit because thats what friends do. Nothing meant by it, just taking the piss!

OR

You dared question my superior robo-logic, miserable flesh creature. Go suck a fuck. Or better yet, go add to the count on Cassa pictures here and be one of the masses who see her as some sort of Geek Princess and shamefully beat off in the bathroom with the water running so your mother doesn't hear you. Cumstain.

Blunt

28-01-2004, 06:42 PM

Thingy is a woman with a 12" clit.

kré

28-01-2004, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by thingy
I want it proven. I'm not a woman.

you're too demanding to not be a woman.

Glompbot

28-01-2004, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Blunt
You dared question my superior robo-logic, miserable flesh creature. Go suck a fuck. Or better yet, go add to the count on Cassa pictures here and be one of the masses who see her as some sort of Geek Princess and shamefully beat off in the bathroom with the water running so your mother doesn't hear you. Cumstain.

Where does that one take me?

I hate the words "shits and giggles"

Blunt

28-01-2004, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Sapia
Where does that one take me?

You have been eaten by a grue.

Glompbot

28-01-2004, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Blunt
You have been eaten by a grue.

Awww... a grue!?

That Bloke

28-01-2004, 07:07 PM

I've been one the meat market for about a decade(take since the normal age that dating begins) but it's been 2 years since a potential buyer & all but one potential buyer was in the wronge market sector.

locust

28-01-2004, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Blunt
Go suck a fuck.

Oh please tell me, Blunt, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

polite

28-01-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by locust
Oh please tell me, Blunt, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Lasciviously perhaps?.:p

Blunt

28-01-2004, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by polite
Lasciviously perhaps?.:p

Nah, more like fangoriously.

polite

28-01-2004, 08:26 PM

Bit of a mouthfull though.;)

Scythe

28-01-2004, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Blunt
You have been eaten by a grue.

I think someone is displaying a little too much knowledge of ancient text-based roleplaying games..... :)

Blunt

28-01-2004, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Scythe
I think someone is displaying a little too much knowledge of ancient text-based roleplaying games..... :)

Grue fuck yourself! :D

scathing

28-01-2004, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by Scythe
I think someone is displaying a little too much knowledge of ancient text-based roleplaying games..... :)

Or webcomics (http://www.userfriendly.org/) that started off funny, but went downhill.

sagit

28-01-2004, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Cassa
I should point out here (to avoid any confusion) that I have known locust for some years, separate from Zgeek. In fact I think it was my whoring of Zmeet photos that made him sign up :D

well kick his arse and tell him to get interested in saying gday to other zgeekers (such as myself), in person.

an easy way is to wander to fenians on a friday lunchtime ... :p

locust

28-01-2004, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by sagit
well kick his arse and tell him to get interested in saying gday to other zgeekers (such as myself), in person.

Hmm. I think I've seen a total of one Perth meet thread, and it petered out rather rapidly.

I'll meet people :) (But not for the next 3 weeks .. have travel plans ..)

As for how I ended up here, blame Cassa's "here's a picture .. oi, sign up for an account" "look, trailer park gimps .. sign up while you're there" "funny news item .. you should join!" badger badger badger badger ...