Mitsubishi Lancer VR-X

[damo]

Please buy my car.
Its a Silver 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer VR-X Sedan (4 door)
Features include;
CD Player, Automatic Transmission, Power Mirrors, Rear Spoiler, Side Skirts, Alloy Wheels, White Dashboard Instruments, Black Interior.
77,000kms

$14,000 negotiable.

[damo]

Hopefully, by Thursday, 25/3/04 the car will also have 12 months rego. It has already passed its pink slip, so I just need to pay for 3rd party insurance and the registration.

[Maestro]

Originally posted by damo
$14,000 negotiable. I'll give you a 1948 penny and some loose foreign change (mainly from Germany, circa 1995).

[Salted_Chipmunk]

I got three adolescent teeth, some belly button lint and 5 magic nose goblins.


That car is so mine.

[Maestro]

Originally posted by Salted_Chipmunk
I got three adolescent teeth, some belly button lint and 5 magic nose goblins.


That car is so mine. I'll throw in one paperclip (straightened, slightly burnt), a newspaper clipping from last week's local paper ("Casual Work Available"), 11 chipboard screws and two tissues (inseparable pair, only used once).

[damo]

Great offers guys, can anyone top them?

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by damo
Great offers guys, can anyone top them?

30 Karats of assorted Herkimer diamonds & a shiney stainless steel spatular.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

This thread is teh winnar!

I got one stankin ass crack whore from outside my house (various STD's included free of charge), one of the PCI slot covers that is bent into a circle, half a thong, half a packet of mouldy bacon, a playstation2 controller that is broken in half and a partridge in a pear tree.