any girls from nj on zgeek?

[metalhed00]

whats up?
im from nj.

[ersatz]

im from nj and have yet to find any girl (or guy for that matter but i am not interested) who also lives in the garden of pollution state.

they're called hookers

[metalhed00]

Originally posted by ersatz
they're called hookers

hilarious.

has someone been watching too much leno?

[Haalen]

I'm from NJ, but I have a penis.

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by Haalen
I'm from NJ, but I have a penis. And a personality... and a brain... both of which disqualify you from applying.

[Haalen]

Thats a filthy lie! I never said anything about having a personality or a brain!

[metalhed00]

Originally posted by tikdoph
And a personality... and a brain... both of which disqualify you from applying.

But you qualify for having no penis. Use this. :banana:

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by metalhed00
But you qualify for having no penis. Use this. :banana: Heh... well, it's bigger than yours and obviously gets more action.

[metalhed00]

Originally posted by tikdoph
Heh... well, it's bigger than yours and obviously gets more action.

So you are saying your no-dick gets more action than my penis? I hate to see what your banging.

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by metalhed00
whats up?
im from nj and have yet to find any girl (or guy for that matter but i am not interested) who also lives in the garden of pollution state.Translation: I can't find anyone to fuck besides all my crack whore "friends", but I have to pay to have sex with them, so they don't count.
i thought id try here just to check out if anyone can respond.Translation: Hopefully you won't have heard from my previous posts that 99% of the girls I've gone out with have been complete wastes of oxygen... what does that say about me?
if you want a pic youll have to email me and ill get on it when i read your message, but ill need one form you first.Translation: I'm a creepy motherfucker, and I don't want to scare you off before I can latch onto you as my next stalking target.
i am not really a geek (yea right), just a dude who is bored and is tired of working.Translation: If you go out with me, I can quit my job and let you support me.
not interested in me?
than i wont be of you.Translation: I'm not really 5 years old. I just act like I am. And I'm not afraid to take my bat and ball and go home.
im not trying to be selfish or pompous, but i dont like girls who play games.Translation: I'm not trying to be selfish or pompous... because I don't have to try... it comes naturally.
if someone actually responds to this, then youll be glad you did.Translation: Hell is about to freeze over.

So you are saying your no-dick gets more action than my penis?No, I'm saying a pic of a dancing banana is bigger than your dick and gets more action. Why else would you be on here trying to get play? Let me guess... all the decent girls in your neighbourhood would sooner eat glass than be caught dead with you so you thought you'd expand your "hunting grounds" to the rest of NJ.

Dude... your "Wanted" ad is your most pathetic post yet. Seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself and kindly slash your wrists. Then prepare to have your last dying breath drowned out by the collective sighs of relief coming from every female in your neighbourhood as they wish you a happy stay in Hell for the rest of eternity.

[Scythe]

Ahh! My eyes!

Watch it tikdoph, the venom in the post nearly blinded me.... :eek:

[metalhed00]

For someone who knows everything, you certainly seem to be wasting alot of time and energy trying to get me "ticked off". Don't you think your infinite knowledge of everything would pay off in realizing that your wasting your time.

[metalhed00]

Acting tough behind a computer screen is pretty pathetic, don't you think, dicked off?

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by metalhed00
Acting tough behind a computer screen is pretty pathetic, don't you think, dicked offHAHAHAHA... you think I was "acting tough"?? Holy shit, you are a sensitive little flower, aren't you? It's not like I threatened you with physical harm, is it, you fucking cry baby.

Dude, what's pathetic is you thinking you'd have a snowball's chance in hell of getting a girl on here, who isn't missing a chromosome or two, after you've made it patently clear in your "Will somebody please fuck me?" post and others that you're a complete fucktard.

FFS, get a fucking clue. The biggest source of pollution in the Garden of Pollution state is the shit that comes from your mouth.

Please die. Painfully.

[metalhed00]

Seriously did you not get enough attention from papa or something? Maybe you were diagnosed with ADD and they gave you too much ritalin. Maybe in high school you got picked on by a big meany. Maybe your last girlfriend was your only hope in actual human contact, so you resort to here to take your anger out on everybody because of your pathetic sad life. I can't believe someone has so much hatred towards me when it all started because of a few extra dots from a sig. I thought I had an anger problem, but dude you definately must have sat on lightbulb that's still stuck in your arse. I think its naptime for you.

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by metalhed00
Seriously did you not get enough attention from papa or something? Maybe you were diagnosed with ADD and they gave you too much ritalin. Maybe in high school you got picked on by a big meany. Maybe your last girlfriend was your only hope in actual human contact, so you resort to here to take your anger out on everybody because of your pathetic sad life. I can't believe someone has so much hatred towards me when it all started because of a few extra dots from a sig. I thought I had an anger problem, but dude you definately must have sat on lightbulb that's still stuck in your arse. I think its naptime for you. Anger? HAHAHAHA... Nope... try disgust... and it's not for everybody, it's just for you. ;)

It's not about a few measly dots in a sig as you well know. It's about you being a pathetic little fucktard. You tried to get the girls on this forum to post their pics a couple of weeks ago, and it didn't work then. Now you're trying it again, and guess what? It ain't gonna work this time either. The more you try, the creepier you get. Fuck, you won't even show your own pic until a girl shows you hers. Why? What have you got to hide? You afraid she might start stalking you? Heh... don't flatter yourself.

You said that most of the guys here are greasy... dude... I hate to break this to you, but you are the epitome of greasiness. You've made it pretty clear with your posts that your social skills so far as women are concerned are enough to make Sunol look like Don Juan.

Do the world a favour. Kill yourself.

[StygiaN]

I've been to NJ before. Plenty of nice girls there ;)