Yo.

[Blackout]

:grr:

[Bostonmess]

Lo :)

[Fuzzy Dice]

Go!:cool:

[Blackout]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Go!:cool:

Hi, I'm here to ask about the naked dwarf races?

[tikdoph]

No. :rolleyes:

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Blackout
Hi, I'm here to ask about the naked dwarf races?

If it involves custard, I'm interested. ;)

[Fuzzy Dice]

The naked dwarf races are a clever advertising campaign. Held at a local pub, thursday nights, there are four categories of dwarf with six heats each, for a total of twenty-four races per evening starting at 7pm. Dwarfettes roam the crowd selling big chewy pretzels and pints of Stumpy, a dark ale from our brewery. Once a month, we have finals with prizes for our dwarven competitors, including: stilts, novelty flavoured condom packs, interviews with dwarf porn execs and of course, custard.

The custard is often used right away as the finalists hold custard wrestling and take bets from the clientelle. All proceeds from custard wrestling go directly to the dwarves themselves. There is a bookie on hand to take bets on the actual races, profits from which are used for bar renovations, hookers and explosions (which we televise). Occasionally we rent monkeys.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
The naked dwarf races are a clever advertising campaign. Held at a local pub, thursday nights, there are four categories of dwarf with six heats each, for a total of twenty-four races per evening starting at 7pm. Dwarfettes roam the crowd selling big chewy pretzels and pints of Stumpy, a dark ale from our brewery. Once a month, we have finals with prizes for our dwarven competitors, including: stilts, novelty flavoured condom packs, interviews with dwarf porn execs and of course, custard.

The custard is often used right away as the finalists hold custard wrestling and take bets from the clientelle. All proceeds from custard wrestling go directly to the dwarves themselves. There is a bookie on hand to take bets on the actual races, profits from which are used for bar renovations, hookers and explosions (which we televise). Occasionally we rent monkeys.

I find the fact that you know about this in such detail mildly disturbing.

I'm not surprised, mind you, just disturbed. :p

[Glompbot]

Originally posted by Blackout
Hi, I'm here to ask about the naked dwarf races?

*gasp*
You heard about that?

I mean *lip quivers* I tried so hard... I've got platforms now...
and I wear clothes too!

*runs off crying*