snap poll

[sperm]

Lets face it, fapping is nature's way of shaking your own hand :p

It's not that harmful ! (snapping the flag pole, bang the end off, kills some kittens.....)

Ive read somewhere that 90% of guys do it (and the rest lie) and 40% of girls do it (and the rest can get a root easier)

So as a random snapshot, how much time has elapsed since you last did a deal with the flesh demon within ?

[ersatz]

it's the only way to start the day (for single folk anyway)

then again, I'm tumescent again right now so I'll have to tick that box as well

[Colonel Kurtz]

"Masturbation is sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen

[King_Crud]

It's a sin and you're all going to hell! God bless John Howard *puts hand on heart*

[Nalixor]

In other news, I masturbated at uni today. I love their high bandwidth connection! I also love it that the master labs were empty, and that there is this secluded little alcove where I can use my wireless connection. ph33r.

[jambo]

"Masturbation is sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen

"Masturbation is sex with someone I love" - Woody Allen

[evil]

Wanker ..... ;)

[dilligaf]

For a site full of as much porn as ZGeek, not alot of you wish to discuss this one. Interesting..........

For me you ask, well October 2003 was the last time. Last 5 months i have had the most beautiful girl in the world to satisfy my wants.

[ezer]

i keeeeeeel jooz dilligaf *shakes fist*

[Drinking Duck]

I sit on my hand for 30 min and pretend it is some one else.
I then some times use two hands and think it is two girls.
I then turn my hand the other way and pretend it is doggy style.
Some times I just whack off. Like right now wait wait I am coming ohh ohhh yeah. Fuck all over the screen again oh well it's not my PC haha

[The Avatar]

What are yaaaaaaa, your a wanker!!!!

Go TISM go!!

[Tycho]

damn... hey when there are those days when you can't get a date and you're too drunk to drive (let alone find the cell phone to call someone)... you find comfort that at least your hand is attached and there's always places like Zgeek to get "some" relief...

[Aardvark]

I vote in any poll that allows me to tick all the boxes

[SmaSheD_CoW]

I'm not wearing pants!