Insomnia

[ralvaradoanchis]

Not sleeping at all in the last 72 hours sucks big time.

[Afta Image]

Tips:

1) Wank and wank and wank, or if the option is about, fuck like crazy....
2) Drink booze, the harder the better, avoid coke etc.....
3) Watch tv or do something else brain numbing.....
4) Wank and wank and wank, or if the option is about, fuck like crazy some more....
5) Drink warm milk....
6) Go on a 2 hour walk.
7) Wank and wank and wank, or if the option is about, fuck like crazy....
8) See a doctor....

Hope it helps

[centrelink]

valium (diazepam)

Inconjunction with the previous post should do something.

[DexX]

At the risk of sounding like a totaly hippie, you need lavender and mandarins. If you can find some lavender in a neighbour's garden, grab a sizeable sprig of it and stick it under your pillow. Even better, but more trouble, is to get some lavender oil (real stuff, not that shit $2 Shop garbage) and put a few drops in a bowl of boiling water in your bedroom. Lavender is the best natural insomnia cure there is, and I have had a lot of experience with insomnia.

Also good is a mandarin or two before bed. Any citrus fruit helps, but mandarins are the best. They contain... uh, bromine, I think it is, a naturally occurring tranquiliser. Eat one or two about an hour before you plan to crash, get some lavender scent in some form, and you should sleep like a rock.

[Conny!]

Smoke pot

[badpauly]

Go to the chemist and ask for Restavit (behind the counter). Antihistamine based sleeping aid, and it's the only one that will put me to sleep without a "hangover". Valerian also works, but gives me the "hangover" effect.

[diggy]

come over to liverpool emergency
i'll set up a drip for u and give you some valium IV
you'll be sleepig in no time

[gooey]

i reckon try a mix of Afta_Image and DexX's advice


- go for a walk
- eat some citrus
- stick some lavender under your pillow
- have a wank
- go to bed
- sleep (fingers crossed)