Ridiculous Advice?

[Nandragon]

Recently at a 50th wedding anniversary, where over 400 were in attendance, the wife stated that the best advice she gives young women, is

Be in the BE class

Be there when he leaves
Be there when he comes back

Be there in good times and bad

I guess I've tried this. I'll tell you one thing...
It sucked green puss.

Different generations?
Or was soulmate finding just easier, gene pool smaller so to speak?

Anyhoo,
Any ridiculous advice yoy'd like to give up?

[FireHart]

Never EVER mention anything about their weight. Even if they ask about it. Whatever you say, they will turn it against you :mad: Just try to steer the topic somewhere else.

[minorproblem]

When they same yes they mean no except for sometimes when yes actually means yes. And when they say no it almost definatly means no except in random circumstances when your not expecting it...Any wonder why the monkey is confused?

[Chrissy]

Never EVER mention anything about their weight. Even if they ask about it. Whatever you say, they will turn it against you :mad: Just try to steer the topic somewhere else.

When they same yes they mean no except for sometimes when yes actually means yes. And when they say no it almost definatly means no except in random circumstances when your not expecting it...Any wonder why the monkey is confused?

The above is very good advice, you are both off topic :p

Holster??

[minorproblem]

The above is very good advice, you are both off topic :p

Holster??

The topic was any ridiculous advice we would like to share. SO we where totally on topic, you however are not:p

[Holster]

True Chrissy, but since this is a forum for serious discussion I can let them stand.

Advice from my mother - Never date a guy with a big head!
If you end up breeding, giving birth to his spawn will hurt.

It is both ridiculous yet sound advice.

[Chrissy]

The topic was any ridiculous advice we would like to share. SO we where totally on topic, you however are not:p

That's what I meant, you and Firehart gave some very good advice, it's not in the slightest bit ridiculous.

I'm not off topic since my advice is always ridiculous!

[Tintin]

Never EVER mention anything about their weight. Even if they ask about it. Whatever you say, they will turn it against you :mad: Just try to steer the topic somewhere else.Most girls seem to be ok with it, but occasionally one will come along unexpectedly with a severe reaction. I had a recent encounter with one who would trap you into making a comment on her appearance; of course it couldn't be in any way negative, and if it was complimentary then you were drawing attention to her inadequacies. If you retracted the complement then you were gone for being rude -- "digging yourself in deeper" were the actual words.

My dad had one piece of wise relationship advice: never mention other girls, to girls. No matter what.

[Nandragon]

My mother still says marry someone who loves you more than you love them, your love will grow and they'll love you even more.

Also, never tell your spouses girls exactly how much you earn. You'll have a nest egg when they leave you.

These are not so ridiculous

[MC SoD]

when they leave you.



I think that's terrible advice.

[FireHart]

Hehe, now I see it, ridiculous advices.

But who told girls that there's a link between man's hand's size and his dick? I met this girl once and she measured my hand at least four times that night and I was like "wtfwtfwtfwtf?" Now that is a ridiculous :?

[MC SoD]

or you thumb to forefinger when they are spread out?

Edit: Actually, I think your foot is the same as your elbow to your wrist, so never mind what I said before

[FireHart]

Hehe, those are classic ones :) This one I've never heard before :p

[kré]

best relationship advice ever: "it's only gay if the balls touch"

[tikdoph]

was soulmate finding just easier, gene pool smaller so to speak?Maybe you should try finding a soulmate in a place populated by those who are more like yourself... say, the pits of Hell, for example.

[svvampy]

No, it's "You're only gay if you push back". I must hear it a couple of times a month at footy training.

[Chocoholic]

sex is only a pain in the ass if you are doing it wrong

[SamBo]

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.
Personally, if someone treated me like shit I'd tell them to go suck a fuck...

[Sutter]

Hehe, now I see it, ridiculous advices.

But who told girls that there's a link between man's hand's size and his dick? I met this girl once and she measured my hand at least four times that night and I was like "wtfwtfwtfwtf?" Now that is a ridiculous :?

I believe that the same gene controls the the length fingers, toes and the phallus will grow by. Thing is, it isn't accurate to measure one and judge the other by it. The gene works sorta like this (as I understand it)

f + f0.5 = F
(f = finger before, F = finger now)

10 + 5 = 15
This example is tupid, but you get the idea.
All your bits start off with different sizes though, so also end up different sizes.

[Cassa]

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.
Personally, if someone treated me like shit I'd tell them to go suck a fuck...

Seems to be true though.

I don't think I have any ridiculous advice, just the normal kind.

If you don't like yourself you can't expect others to.

[BtrFly]

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.
Personally, if someone treated me like shit I'd tell them to go suck a fuck...
unfortunately enough its true... people want the thrill of the chase. personally i hate being mean to people, and want to be liked, but it only ends up blowing up in your face. why the hell bother? i have seen it time and time again... why do you think nice girls go out with mean men?

[catt]

Never, never, never miss an opportunity for fun or illegal acts with friends because of housework, the mess will still be there when you get home (unless you are lucky enough to hallucinate some cleaning fairies to clean for you) but if you miss the fun, it's gone forever.

[Sutter]

Sounds like exellent advice, Catt.

[catt]

thanks Sutter,

and this just in in an email from a girlfriend 'to remove ink from wood, rub with equal parts linseed oil and vinegar.' I suppose it might work but WTF?????/

[SamBo]

Never, never, never miss an opportunity for fun or illegal acts with friends because of housework, the mess will still be there when you get home (unless you are lucky enough to hallucinate some cleaning fairies to clean for you) but if you miss the fun, it's gone forever.
I couldn't agree more
Nothing is more regrettable than a missed oportunity... especially when that oportunity may never come back again

[WiTT]

Never, never, never miss an opportunity for fun or illegal acts with friends because of housework, the mess will still be there when you get home (unless you are lucky enough to hallucinate some cleaning fairies to clean for you) but if you miss the fun, it's gone forever.


Great advice catt... totally agreed, before the age of 18 i was a bit like that but now i don't really need a criminal record. ++Rep anyway. I always say live life like everyday is your last. (live life to the max) if you haven't been skydiving... DO IT! If you haven't run down pitt street mall naked DO IT!!! If you like soomeone tell them, don't be afraid (Yes maybe you'll be rejected, but you'll never know unless you try and women like a guy with balls)

[abelgold]

avoid drinking petrol

[Fitty]

Inhaling the fumes on the other hand.... yeah, actually, avoid that too.

edit: My advice: Have some balls, and just do it.

[Pagey]

someone should maybe pass that advise down to redfern...

[peril]

Pot will get you throu times of no Money,

...Thou money cant get you throu times with no pot.

[kré]

fuck 'em and chuck 'em

root 'em and boot 'em

tap 'em and scrap 'em

all gold.

[landmachine]

My dad had one piece of wise relationship advice: never mention other girls, to girls. No matter what.

I do that all the time, it works great - although part of the trick is to let them get the information out of you. Humans for the most part are pretty sheep-like, and girls, as part of the human race, are no different. By one woman giving you her "seal of approval", so to speak, other women will want you. How many women do you know that are attracted to guys who haven't even had a date in 3 years? So when the girl asks what you did last night, tell her "i umm... went out..." and when they push you, eventually give in, tell 'em you were fucking some skank, tell 'em you got wasted and made a cunt of yourself. it might not work with the really inexperienced, dorky ones, but the worthwhile girls will be David Lee Froth for your shit.

[stevecai]

don't talk about religion, even if she says she is open to discussion about it. its bad news. all my girlfriend's arguments with me are over religion. if it weren't for that our relationship would be perfect