the hot tip on relationships

[kré]

www.nomarriage.com

[Cassa]

I hate the phrase 'hot tip'. It reminds me of my old boss. I hope she dies in a flaming car crash.

And I'm going to be a kickass wife.

[Fitty]

And I'm going to be a kickass wife.

How so?

[Cassa]

Probably not actually, but DumHed is whipped anyway so it's all good :D

[kré]

And I'm going to be a kickass wife.

i've got another hot tip: there's no such thing.

[spurr]

And I'm going to be a kickass wife.

Look out DumHed, sounds like you're gonna get your ass kicked.

[tikdoph]

Tickets are now on sale! Fun for the whole family!

[dilligaf]

At that price ill take 10!!!

[Glompbot]

Cassa, serious question now... How long have you two been together?

[KoinBahd]

Damn... I can't decide who to bet on.

[Cassa]

Sapia: On the day of the wedding, it'll be two years. Though I'm sure it sometimes feels like a lifetime to my dear late lamented.

p.s bet on me, DumHed is a wussy girly-girl

[MC SoD]

But maybe we'll all bet on you, then you'll be on DumHed and throw the fight, so you get all of our money....

[Cassa]

You don't need money when you have love <3 <3 <3 ^________^;;;

[DumHed]

I vomit the soul :D

[minorproblem]

What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?

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American women are high-maintenance primadonnas with attitudes. I'd take a foreign born Russian or Latina woman any day. They are much nicer and normally MUCH SMARTER than most American women - plus they don't watch Rosie and Ricci Lake - they go to the library or perform outside activities.

[tikdoph]

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, stay away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come knocking around my door
I don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, I said get way
American woman, listen what I say
Don't come hanging around my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say
American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be

I gotta go
I gotta getta away
Think I gotta go
I wanna fly away
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
Bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye
American woman
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Looking at you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna leave you woman
You know I gotta go
I'm gonna leave you woman
I gotta go
I gotta go

I gotta go
American woman
Yeah

[metalhed00]

Hope nobody missed this part of the article.

Is this website about all American/Western women?
Women to avoid are women interested in Career, Personal Success, Personal Growth, Finding Themselves, and Self-improvement. That includes all career women and the majority of other North American and Western European women. I mostly use "American woman" throughout the website because it bacame synonymous with everything that is wrong with modern women. Substitute American with British, Canadian, Australian, etc if you don't live in the US.