haha girls suck!

[MaJeztik]

hey guys,

Most of you know (many previous bitching posts) that i broke up with my gf a little while ago (actually she broke up with me).

Lately I have been seeing a chick from my work & somehow (i dont really care how) my ex gf found out. Girl iv been seeing here at work lives in Glendale (I live in Gosford) so its quite a drive, so iv been staying at her place. I think thats why she is shitty.

Well last night I recieved a message from one of her friends saying that Erin (my ex) has moved away to get away from it all. She has changed her phone number (i havent spoken to her since we broke up weeks ago) so that ppl cant find her. AND! apparently I have one of her guy friends that wants to beat me up :grr:

Now as far as I know its been about 2 - 3 weeks & already she is doing all of this... I wonder, was the breaking up with me trying to prove something? was it a stunt to make me beg?

Im actually glad now :)

[Benwah]

Aaaoooooooooooooooogh! emergency psycho warning Aaaaooooooooooooogh! run don't walk to your nearest air-raid emergency shelter, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars, cut all ties from said ex-GF and carry a tape recorder just incase the moment comes when her 'guy' friend assults you (be calm, don't initiate any violence and then take the guy to the cleaners if he even touches you)

[urban_gorilla]

dude, shes a drama queen.
you can bet that her friend that wants to beat you up has only heard one side of the story and (possibly, i dont know her, so no real accusations here) only been told lies.
you probably dont want another persons 2c so ill just say good move.

[Drinking Duck]

Women who knows what goes through there head. It sounds as though you are better off with out her. A hooray to you and good luck with then new one

[beerbaron]

or as homer says
" three simple words, i am gay " hahahaa

[STallingU]

Dood don't worry about it.
If it was a stunt to make you beg it back fired and she wont do it to the next guy she is with.
But if you are happy with this new girl who really cares what the ex is doing.
And if you keep talking about the ex and what she is upto to the new girl then she will walk away from you too.

[sperm]

Girls suck ? girls can do that ?? :confused:
......dammit, dont tease us poor married guys ! :ha:


(I can afford to mock your puny thread, until its moved into the relationship forum where it belongs !)

[gooey]

what a cow!

[Drinking Duck]

Women are like cars you keep putting things into them and you get nothing out of them. Eventually you will trade in for a more current model

[Icky_Thoomp]

Young Maj,

'Tis your old Uncle Icky here.... Some profound words to follow....

- the guy who wants to beat you up has had a secret crush on your ex for a long time and is using this threat as a way to weasel into her pants. Fuck him off and tell him that you are good mates with some wogboys down Wollongong way who will stick his Rip Curl T-shirt up his arse and set fire to it if you tell them to. Capiche?

- it looks like Erin was after some attention and drama to spice things up. She has now been pwned in a major fashion. Let this be a lesson to her.

- the esteemed STallingU is also profound - don't mention ex in front of new gf.

Happy bonking! :jealousy:

[Benwah]

the guy who wants to beat you up has had a secret crush on your ex for a long time and is using this threat as a way to weasel into her pants.

For SURE fully picked it there mate.

[Blink]

Well last night I recieved a message from one of her friends saying that Erin (my ex) has moved away to get away from it all. She has changed her phone number (i havent spoken to her since we broke up weeks ago) so that ppl cant find her. AND! apparently I have one of her guy friends that wants to beat me up :grr:

I would say you're lucky you got out when you did. I loved the bit where she's changing her phone number even though you haven't called or spoken to her.

If you ever run into her again, run fast, run far.

Girls suck...(hopefully your new one will anyway)

[MaJeztik]

thanks guys :)

haha Icky your a champ. Ill tell him "ill make a phone call & get my boys here in 4 hours to kick your arse!"

Im way ahead of you guys dont worry, my new girl doesnt know anything about the situation.


ohh and Blink, not just yet dude. But im hoping soon.

[Al]

Ha, my ex when bonkers after she dumped me, and I mean off the rails bonkers. Weird thing is she was seeing another guy within weeks. Things calmed down after a while and now we're good friends... Weird things happen.

Moral of the story: Women are strange, when they malfunction get the hell clear!

[Benwah]

when they malfunction get the hell clear!

Warning! Warning! my hooks are flailing wildly!

[Cpt Jellybean]

There's some pretty Sage advice in this thread! Take it all on baord Maj.

Oh and sleep on your stomach!!!!

[Lurgen]

All girls are timebombs, waiting for their arming sequence to be entered. Even the nice ones, we just haven't figured out the right combination yet. They're all just waiting for an opportunity to turn into the stalking psycho ex girlfriend from hell. Some will post sexy videos of themselves on the Internet, begging for you to come back to them. Others will shag everything and anything they can find in a vain effort to inspire jealousy in you. Once in a while you'll get the ones that simmer quietly for months, not doing or saying anything, then when you least expect it they climb to the top of the belltower with a high-powered rifle and gun down dozens of people they think are you.

[MaJeztik]

i dont understand it, the last contact I had with her was when she messaged me after she saw me at the club & i didnt even reply.

Now all this shit comes outta nowhere, I dunno what it is about girls.

[TheAwesome]

The best and easiest way to get a girl interested is to say that your not intersted. Its just the way they are born. They dont want what they can have and always want what they cant. So remain the "Man in demand" and always be a little unreachable, this will garentee some constant female interest!

Good luck man!

[SamBo]

The best and easiest way to get a girl interested is to say that your not intersted. Its just the way they are born. They dont want what they can have and always want what they cant. So remain the "Man in demand" and always be a little unreachable, this will garentee some constant female interest!

Good luck man!
I've kinda noticed this to some extent... it's odd

[Sodapop]

Girls have to be highly strung about everything.

I dont know why, its just how it has to be.

Guys have to be blasé about everything.

I dont know why, its just how it has to be.

If things were not like this, everyone would get confused. Besides, can you imagine a big hairy guy acting like a princess? "Get me a beer? :bats eyelashes:" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Also, break ups are meant to be really ugly, because it gives you and the next girl something to bond over, Apart from the requisite first 4 weeks of constant fucking, of course.

[MisterBishi]

There's a place for these bullshit threads but this is not it!

[Zan]

There's a place for these bullshit threads but this is not it!

What, they don't belong in 'The Relationship Forum'? ^_^

[MisterBishi]

What, they don't belong in 'The Relationship Forum'?
I thought that might be a little confusing, it was in B&R when I posted, then I moved it :)

[TheAwesome]

I've kinda noticed this to some extent... it's odd
Yeah, seems to be this wierd phenominum. It seems the way we think we should act is not the way we really should. I had the privilage of meeting a true life porn star (male) once and he taught me alot about women. This was one thing he revealed to me..... like if a woman sais to you "Are you currently seeing anyone" your normal responce would be "No". But the real answer should be "Yeah, Im seeing a few people at the moment, nothing serious, Im not married if that what your asking" For some strange reason chicks will always go for the guy that is already taken, if you are single they think "Why is he single? What is wrong with him? Why wont other people date him?"

Though I will still never fully understand the alien race of Woman.

[Evil Dan]

I think I'm starting to realise where I may have gone wrong all these years......


Single = Bad

Attached = Forbidden fruit = good

Then again it could have something to do with the fact that I'm offensively sarcastic.... hmmmm.

[VangaloRR]

I think I'm starting to realise where I may have gone wrong all these years......


Single = Bad

Attached = Forbidden fruit = good

Then again it could have something to do with the fact that I'm offensively sarcastic.... hmmmm.
...and you have an uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca ;)

[Evil Dan]

...and you have an uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca ;)


Yeah..... but everyone loves Chewbacca.

He's so furry and ........ actually I think you may have pin-pointed the root of my problems.

[PhilDude]

dan you just gotta get out of ermo...

jump teh border to rydalmere, its so classy over here :cool:

[Evil Dan]

dan you just gotta get out of ermo...

jump teh border to rydalmere, its so classy over here :cool:



I go to University in Rydalmere...... but Ermington....it's so white trash, I feel like I belong there.

[minorproblem]

She just wants you bad now because you blew her off so easily.

[wolfpac181]

All girls have that "inner psycho"
All guys have that "inner asshole"

funny thing is..... we're attracted to it. untill it directly affects us.

[SamBo]

I guess this has to be said...

yes, girls suck...

.... and it feels great :D

[Benwah]

All guys have that "inner asshole"

Really? mate you should see a doctor about that, is that like a belly button? I.E an 'inny or an 'outty? ;)

[King_Crud]

Yeah..... but everyone loves Chewbacca.

He's so furry and ........ actually I think you may have pin-pointed the root of my problems.

I've seen you pull birds. Look, I have proof!!