What do you think of phonesex?

[Ic3]

After a bit of a heated discussion with some females at work, I decided to see what you guys think of phonesex. Firstly would you do it or have you done it and secondly would you consider phonesex to be cheating?

Of the 5 of us who were having the discussion, 2 of us were males and 3 females, and 3 out of five said it was cheating, however one of the females was not of that view.

So what are people's thoughts on the matter? And if you would do it, what's your number? :tits:

[Lurgen]

Seems boring to me, but it obviously works for a lot of people. Unless we're talking about using the phone itself... (the girls love that vibrate mode)

[t101]

Well, its cheating if the person on the other end isn't the person that you're currently in a monogamous relationship with, but otherwise, meh.

Done it once - was surprisingly good (for both parties). Need to be in the right mood though.

[johny_roberts]

Guess its cheating in a sense if the other person is not your gf or bf. I have had it with a couple of gals and it was quite fun especially when i heard the vibrator hit a high note and a nice moan after that.

Also did it before with those 1-900 numbers (long story I was a bad chap at the time and ran this assses phone bill through the roof doing this. It was a bit of revenge) That was fun I guess because those gals say some nasty things. Only problem is the fact that I bet they are some ugly ass chicks with good voices.

[minorproblem]

I live long distance from my gf so microphones and speakers suffice! And if it isn't with your gf or bf then it is definatly cheating!

[ersatz]

phone sex can lead to nasty electrical burns

[HAL]

Give it up for phone sex! WOOO YEAH BABE!<>!<>!<>!<>!

[rin]

personally, i enjoy it (as long as the other person is comfortable) and will do it when required ;) hehe

i think it's cheating if it's not with ur partner.

[STallingU]

How the hell to you fit your old boy into those little microphone holes??? :p

[t101]

How the hell to you fit your old boy into those little microphone holes??? :p
Shush. Its not polite to point out other's deformities.

[Blink]

Yeah it's cheating if it's not your current squeeze. I've done it before. Being half a world away from your partner for upwards of three months can be hard (no pun intended). Would only do it again under similar circumstances.

[Scythe]

Phonesex would be more interesting if more people had videophones.

[rin]

Phonesex would be more interesting if more people had videophones.


oh yeah! :D

[Asmodeus]

phone sex? i find that the holes are too small

[Fuzzy Dice]

I'm reminded of a song by Corky and the Juice pigs, entitled, "Phone sex Girls."

it goes like so:

pick up the phone,
get out your tool.
Just remember -
the golden rule.

They're not pretty!
phone sex girls are not pretty,
no no no no no no
pretty!
phone sex girls are not pretty!


Upon reading the thread, I see 1-900-lick-my-boot for $4.99 a minute is not quite what you were referring to. Good song, though.

[Glompbot]

ARGH!
crap
meant to click the 2nd bottom one, and clicked the last one instead... gr.

Also. I think its a waste of time and no substitute for real sex.

[s3raph]

Never quite gotten phone sex. I mean why bother when you have the real thing right there, thats far better as well.

[Scythe]

Never quite gotten phone sex. I mean why bother when you have the real thing right there, thats far better as well.

Because the person who might otherwise provide the real thing may be in a hotel room on the other side of the country.

[dilligaf]

ARGH!
crap
meant to click the 2nd bottom one, and clicked the last one instead... gr.

Also. I think its a waste of time and no substitute for real sex.

I second this motion sapia!

Real sex is the way to go.

[astro]

ARGH!
crap
meant to click the 2nd bottom one, and clicked the last one instead... gr.

Also. I think its a waste of time and no substitute for real sex.
Maybe? did the guy sound like he had a faulty fan in the background?

[johny_roberts]

ARGH!
crap
meant to click the 2nd bottom one, and clicked the last one instead... gr.

Also. I think its a waste of time and no substitute for real sex.

That could have been a freudelant *sp* slip Sapia. :)

Thats why my number is unlisted :banana:

[fastfood]

This poll is rigged goddamnit!! The only NEGATORY answer also indicates that you have tried it before.

I call for a MISPOLL.

[badpauly]

I think its a waste of time and no substitute for real sex.

Unless you just want a release, and are too nice to say "go to sleep or go, I'm tired" ;)

[durus]

Been there done that. You need the right mood and someone who has a decent vocab and a good imagination. If they engrish is shit, it kinda ruins it. Of course if they have an english accent... mmmmm.....
It's cheating if it's not with your significant other.

[LevarBurton]

No..... totally no.

I highly advise not having sex with a phone

[wolfpac181]

Why would you have sex with a phone???

that's fucked up!

[Bostonmess]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8130&stc=1<---Brings a whole (hole?) new meaning to the words "Phone box."

[angel_b]

Like Blink, my SO and I were on different sides of The Pond for significant periods. So, yes, have had it, was fun, but it's obviously no substitute for the real thing.

[King_Crud]

everytime i think of phonesex it reminds me of the Beavis & Butthead episode where they ring a number and ask the woman at the other end (who is a big fat ugly woman who lives in a caravan) to put the phone to her arse. She sits on the phone and B&B start laughing. Hours later she wakes, realises it''s the next day so gets up, then you hear B&B complaining that she got up. Classic.

Never had phone sex. Once rang a number when i was about 19. Spend the first three minutes waiting for something to start, all i heard was "you are being charged $50,000,000,000,000,000 each minute for this call". Hung up, never rang again

[Snowball]

I hate it, it is a pain having to keep spitting in your hand to get some Lube.

[angel_b]

I hate it, it is a pain having to keep spitting in your hand to get some Lube.
Gawd, thanks for the TMI, snowy :p

[lostreality]

back from the dead.

[excalibur]

I've done it a few times, when I was about 200km from my girlfriend. I didn't do it again after my housemate thought me yelling at him to "fuck off" meant "come in and bust me having phone sex with my girl"

[Kamikazee]

American Pie 2 comes to mind. Where stifler picks up the phone and the other couple are having phone sex. ah good times.

Im yet to indulge in phone sex. But come pretty damn close to it.

[dwarfthrower]

Have to do it on speakerphone. Takes two hands to wrangle the anaconda.

[ms edeity]

Phone sex with your partner is a good thing for two reasons:
1. You'll have an intimate, hot time with you're loved one when they're away. (Let's face it sex is always more exciting with the mental aspect involved)
2. You both get to find the "little boy in the boat" - he gets cameo credit, you know where it is.

I think of my partner when I masturbate to "push the edge" - so phone sex is that extra auditory stimulous....too much info ....sorry.