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[dilligaf]

I havent found one of these polls here for a while. The more we know about each other the better. So, are you single, in a casual relationship, got a girlfriend/boyfriend or married?

I have been with my girlfriend for 5 months now. :) Just wondering if any of you guys and girls are as lucky as me.

[druckfugged]

nah, I was only with her the one night. heh heh

[johny_roberts]

I have been with my girlfriend for 5 months now. :) Just wondering if any of you guys and girls are as lucky as me.

Ya you are lucky five months is still in the honeymoon stage. I'm in five years now *shit maybe six* and if I could I'd trade her in for a six pack of cheap beer and a monkey...

Nahhh just kidding but repost this poll after one year and see how lucky you feel.

[durus]

single and glad of it.

[dwarfthrower]

Married with two kids... wouldn't swap it for the world.

[rin]

i have a boyfriend :D

[Aardvark]

For the first time, regretting being single

You go through life thinking, chicks, fuck 'em. Then you meet one you actually like. Actually make an effort for. Six months later, she does to you what you've done to every chick before her and you're out on your arse with a bad taste in your mouth and no will to do anything.

Hell, I've been dumped/rejected before, but never before considering breaking off the whole affair myself.

Ahh well, if the roofies don't work, the chlorophorm will

[metalhed00]

Single for about 2 or 3 months now. Longest drought for me since I was 15!

I wouldn't mind trying to find one of my exs from a few years ago. She's the only one that I care about what she's been up to, but is also the only one that I have heard nothing about.

[Scythe]

Single.

Haven't found anyone who could put up with me. :D

[Sutter]

Need multible check option for me and Holster (and maybe more). I'm single, but I've got a kid, effectivly, I'm married (for the amount of freedom I get).
I hate my life.

[Necron]

I have a girlfriend of 4 years. Still going hard.

[t101]

I'm single.

Yay.

:(

Edit: At least my dancing purple banana has a friend though

[KoinBahd]

I have a girlfriend of 4 years. Still going hard. Excuse the pun? And 4 years is a bit young isn't it?

I've been seeing my girlfriend for four mounths. Very happy :D

[Necron]

Excuse the pun? And 4 years is a bit young isn't it?

Ok, just to clear a not so common misconception, I have a girlfriend who is 20 of which we have been going together for over 4 years.

[BlueBoy]

This is a good a place as any to announce that I'm currently wooing Shez. :)

[thingy]

Hands up all those to which this wasn't blatantly obvious?

[repeat]

Single........and looking.

[BtrFly]

i am single, and emotionally drained... i would like someone with less baggage than me please...

i am not one for being screwed around... so single is the life for me atm

[BtrFly]

oh and i am with thingy :p

[thingy]

Huh? What? Who? When?

I think you meant to say you agree with me. The wording you used gives the wrong connotations in a thread like this.

[Sutter]

This is a good a place as any to announce that I'm currently wooing Shez. :)

In much the same way as a china shop 'woos' a bull. I think 'woo' is a far FAR too subtle word to be used with Shez.

Oh, and Thingy's sooooo right. I felt THAT disturbance in the force a month back.

[royale]

Recently engaged :)

And go bluey you scurvy dog you
(Yes it was obvious)

[sperm]

thingy: are you saying there's anything wrong with btrfly ?? :eek:
sutter made a similiar wrong choice of words with his sentence about holster....... :p

/me starts spreading rumours abt 'jim and his thingy' .... ;)

[BtrFly]

eek - oh yes! no i meant i agree with him!! terrible faux pas...

[royale]

Dont worry BtrFly, you will not remain single long, for you are sexy and tall,
(and thingy is single, horny, and Im told, hung like a bear)

;)

[Holster]

I am single and unsure how I feel about it.

I dont mind having the little one around, we are great mate and stay up playing playstation all night together and watch action movies.

I also have a very helpful mother, and he is at sleep over age so I can get out and about if I really want to.

[Sutter]

Dont worry BtrFly, you will not remain single long, for you are sexy and tall,
(and thingy is single, horny, and Im told, hung like a bear)

;)

You mean it's hairy, has sharp teeth and either smells like fish or dead campers?

o_0

[Scythe]

eek - oh yes! no i meant i agree with him!! terrible faux pas...

I think it was actually a Freudian slip of the keyboard.


Just admit it, you want thingy's thingy.

[Glompbot]

Single for about 2 or 3 months now. Longest drought for me since I was 15!

I wouldn't mind trying to find one of my exs from a few years ago. She's the only one that I care about what she's been up to, but is also the only one that I have heard nothing about.

I'm a bit the same.

Except I've been single for about 2 years. I have a bit of a fear of relationships now.

[t101]

Dont worry BtrFly, you will not remain single long, for you are sexy and tall,
(and thingy is single, horny, and Im told, hung like a bear)

;)

Christ on a 97.9% fat free cracker - in a different setting I could SO cause havok with that comment....

:D

[Shez]

ok ive been single for like a month!
/me jumps all the single girls and humps them silly :D
but apparently im getting "wooed" by Blueboy *giggles*

Sutter - If you think woo is too subtle then what would you say? huh? :p

[Sutter]

Astonomist's have good words that should convey the size and force I feel the event contains.

[BlueBoy]

Astonomist's have good words that should convey the size and force I feel the event contains.
I think I broke Sutter. O_o
Wanna try that again, champ? :p

[Sutter]

The only thing you broke was my man-hymen.......and my heart ;_;

[jefah]

Hands up all those to which this wasn't blatantly obvious?

:1337:


Oh, single nearly a year.

[BtrFly]

you have a man hymen - ewwwww...

oh and i have those shots of thingy posing as a pr0n star...... ;)

[Icky_Thoomp]

Got a beautiful girlfriend that I have been with for about 2 years now. Living together and loving it....

[MaJeztik]

i am seeing a girl from my work, we hang out a fair bit. But I also see one my ex-gf's still coz she lives close & we are still really good friends.

[SamBo]

I'm taken and constantly woo-ed ;)

[Tintin]

i have a boyfriend :DAhhh... the universal greeting of all attractive women.*








* in my experience. :1337:

[sagit]

Hands up all those to which this wasn't blatantly obvious?


"hands up, baby, hands up. give me your ... " etc

btw, that is NOT addressed to thingy. It is a typically warped response to his post, thus no-one will understand it and Blueboy will say "OLD".

I shall now advise that it (where "it" == blueboy wooing shez...or should that be "woohooing shez"?) has been obvious to me.

:D

[Elf_Girl]

i have a boyfriend of 2 years and couple of months. going strong, dont want to leave him ever :)

[Megabyte]

Single now.

[Scumbag]

Do intimate relationships with pets count ?

[Tintin]

I think we've answered the question: 'where are all the single guys?'.

[BlueBoy]

"hands up, baby, hands up. give me your ... " etc

btw, that is NOT addressed to thingy. It is a typically warped response to his post, thus no-one will understand it and Blueboy will say "OLD".

I shall now advise that it (where "it" == blueboy wooing shez...or should that be "woohooing shez"?) has been obvious to me.

:D
OLD

[timace]

Hahaha. This thread cracked me up.

I've been going out with my current gf for about 2 months. It's getting there.

[annie]

Ya you are lucky five months is still in the honeymoon stage.

bah! i am approaching 5 months with my boy in a few days, but it hasn't been plain sailing! far far from it... but we are happy, it shows that we can survive each other :D

[TheJackal001]

Single and fishing around

[FritzTheCat]

been with my gf for a touch over 2 yrs, it's going ok/well, first 'real' & the longest relationship i've been in.
sometimes feels like i'm still single though & occasionally i miss the single life *shrugs*.

[huwbacca]

over the past couple of months ive been on and off with this chic from work
its apparently off as of this morning... wonder how long it'll be till its back on this time *sigh*
i think i need something/someone more stable hehe

[reaperman]

Single going on 23 years (not from lack of trying). Guess i'm just unlovable (that, or fuckin ugly).

[t101]

I'm single.

Yay.

:(

Edit: At least my dancing purple banana has a friend though

Update!

I'm still single, but I've just entered that wonderful zone where you meet someone new, and they're really nice and you're suddenly in like with them.

I'm in like! :D

[Aardvark]

A mate of mine calls me Kramer. I think I'm more of a Jerry. My life just evened out.

[darns]

I wonder if Nodbuggy has a girlfriend...

[catt]

I can't believe I'm going to say this but on Melbourne Cup day this year, my hubby (RCC) and I have been married for eight years, we have one child together, I have one child from a previous relationship and two grown up step daughters (23 & 28).

Btw we picked Melbourne Cup day cause we're a couple of hopeless gambling drunks that dates don't mean much to so we just celebrate on Melbourne Cup Day every year... our wedding was an excellent party

[MisterBishi]

I'm lucky enough to be marrying MissBishi here next September. :hippy:

[Jimma]

Congratulations

[MisterBishi]

Why thank you good sir.

[Jimma]

No worries, although my polite comment holds much hidden jealousy.

[MisterBishi]

From the Chopper Challenge Champion I can only take that as a compliment.

[Jimma]

Well I hate to brag but I'm actually great at chopper challenge. And bragging. My dick's pretty big too.

[MisterBishi]

My dick's pretty big too.

I do apologise, I thought that's what Chopper Challenge was. :confused:

[Jimma]

You're thinking of PacMan, but I actually find it hard to pac this thing away so I'm yet to win that award. I just had to chop some off - hence my current title.

[Shez]

aww i must say miss bishi is most purtyyyyyy

[Buffy]

aww i must say miss bishi is most purtyyyyyy
agreed! :cool:

[Sutter]

... and two grown up step daughters (23 & 28).



:aah:

Ever thought of bringing them step-daughters to a Zmeet? or even just my house?

[Kez]

Single, and have been for the past 6 months...

[The Count]

two

[pliskin]

single

[Lina]

I was un-singled six months yesterday.

[Girl.]

I made the mistake of snogging still_life exactly 3 months ago, and now he won't go away :/

I mean, hurrah for having a boyfriend!

[thingy]

I made the mistake of snogging still_life exactly 3 months ago, and now he won't go away :/

That's the saddest most depressing story in this entire thread. I've said it before and I'll say it again - you have my deepest dearest consolations. :(

[Cassa]

I'm married! woo!

We got married on our second anniversary of becoming non-single awwww

[Aardvark]

A mate of mine got married several months back

Got engaged on 2/2/2, married on 4/4/4

I swear, one of these days I'm gonna learn to come to these things on an empty stomach, so I don't filthy up pepople's shoes and bridal gowns

[Tintin]

I was un-singled six months yesterday.Time to re-single yourself, methinks. :D :1337:

[Al]

I'm not sure where I am at the moment, in that grey area called 'dating'. Not really sure about moving forward at this stage. After I had my heart ripped out about 8 months back I'm not sure if I'm ready to do it all again. Taking things slowly seems to be ok at this stage.

[spangk]

I 0wn teh peril.

...for just over a year now :)

He gives good *wo0T!*

;)

[still life]

I went against Company policy and became involved with one of our undercover operatives.

...

I mean, OMG Chix0r3d!

[Sashasword]

Can you still call it "going out" after 8+ years with someone? (continously)
I guess some men are terrified of that nasy word - "commitment".

[starfuxor]

Single.

Very.

[Lina]

Time to re-single yourself, methinks. :D :1337:

Yeah, but then I'd have to cut my Chilli woof in half and that'd just be messy :D

[thingy]

"I'm missing the chilli cookoff!"






(I'm in trouble now, aren't I?)

[Lina]

"I'm missing the chilli cookoff!"






(I'm in trouble now, aren't I?)

She taste jus' like chicken!

[Glompbot]

Your dog is scary, but oddly cute.

I've been going through this odd period of wanting someone, but at the same time... I don't. Just barely getting attached to anyone has made me want to both stab people in the eyes, and also made me feel very, vunerable. I don't like that.

I'd rather be alone than risk my stability again.

So. I'm very much single.
I plan to be a spinster.

[starfuxor]

Your dog is scary, but oddly cute.

I'd rather be alone than risk my stability again.

So. I'm very much single.


Yeah, there is that ...

I've had two long term relationships in my life and now just find myself baulking at the prospect of another partner. Course, that kinda restricts things on the intimacy front but meh*.



* This is my blokey "I am a rock, I am an island" response. Actual results may vary

[Glompbot]

Sometimes I really really want someone.
But... I've figured, if I have to fight for them... they're not worth the stress it causes.

[starfuxor]

Not to mention fighting with them ... :eek:

[BlueBoy]

Sometimes I really really want someone.
But... I've figured, if I have to fight for them... they're not worth the stress it causes.
Actually, I'd say it's completely the opposite.

[druid]

I've got this ring with an engraving I can't really read because it's in Klingon (but I do know what it means). On the inside there's a date from 3 years ago and a name. I think it's the woman I met more than 5 years ago and who sleeps in the same bed with me. :cool:

[Glompbot]

Actually, I'd say it's completely the opposite.

Yeah... well.
:/

[Holster]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20021222/id2.jpg

[starfuxor]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20021222/id2.jpg

Some sort of cryptic reference to a Bachelor Girl song? :confused:

[Holster]

the thread has been derailed.

on topic kthx

[Glompbot]

Hey! I tried to get it back on topic!

[t101]

Update!

I'm still single, but I've just entered that wonderful zone where you meet someone new, and they're really nice and you're suddenly in like with them.

I'm in like! :D

Update on the Update.

Holy Crap! First date was last night. All I can say is....

I WIN!

Best. First. Date. EVAR.

I'm sure I'll stop floating around the house soon enough.

Edit: Oh yeah, its my birthday today too. Got an excellent happy birthday kiss just past 12 last night :)

[Shez]

aww thats so cute
good on ya t101! im happy for ya d00d!
I'll guess i will have to wait for a 'first date' hehehehhe

[Salted_Chipmunk]

nah, I was only with her the one night. heh heh

Bwahahaha, gold reply :)

Happily commited to my current girlfriend of 2 months as of yesterday. loving every minute of it and couldnt be happier.

Its nice to have someone after a long time single, you forget what its like to wake up next to someone.

[matty]

whoa it'll be one year with my girl at the end of this month...

[Megabyte]

Well when I voted a while back, I was single, but this state of relationship status is no more. And I couldn't be happier. :D Relationships only about a month long but it looks hopeful.

[druckfugged]

i am single, and emotionally drained... i would like someone with less baggage than me please...

i am not one for being screwed around... so single is the life for me atm
If life is a highway my relationships are a series of crumpled wrecks in the rear vision mirror. I'd have emotional baggage if I wasn't just too damned lazy to carry it.

[King_Crud]

I've being going out with the g/f for 17 months now. In my 27 years she's the first one that's gone beyond 2.5 months. We live together and we've never had a fight, it's been great.

I actually worry because she does so much for me and I'm such a lazy fuck. Any little thing i do for her sends her over the moon. Example, she always cleans our bedroom (i still have my messy space) and makes the bed. She made a comment two days ago that i never make the bed. I felt bad because it's true so i made it the last two days and she's over the moon that not only did i do it once, i did it twice, and in a row. I think i'd better lock her away before she realises that there are better guys in the world :)

Plus she has huge norks

[PhilDude]

Plus she has huge norks

pix please :banana:

[SOC]

pix please :banana:
:yawn:

[King_Crud]

pix please :banana:

Like this, but BIGGER!

[The Avatar]

I have been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now.

I want to get married and eventually have kids.

She hates marriage and never wants kids. Im hoping that time will change her, or me. But its been five years and she has stood firm. I would dump her and move on, but I love her and hold no resentment towards her for her views.

She made a recently compromise: I can have a baby with someone else. Shes okay with that. :confused:

[spurr]

She made a recently compromise: I can have a baby with someone else. Shes okay with that. :confused:

Sorted? (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=379756&postcount=1)

[The Avatar]

Sorted? (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=379756&postcount=1)

Kind of, but not!

[t101]

Update on the Update.

Holy Crap! First date was last night. All I can say is....

I WIN!

Best. First. Date. EVAR.

I'm sure I'll stop floating around the house soon enough.

Edit: Oh yeah, its my birthday today too. Got an excellent happy birthday kiss just past 12 last night :)

Crash and Burn (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=24436)

[RedMaN]

Single and tired up being fucked over by mind and emotional games... either there is something seriously wrong with me or I am just to damn ugly to be liked by the opposie sex *back in ya cage, ya fuckin' animal!*

[Feryl]

I have been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now.

I want to get married and eventually have kids.

She hates marriage and never wants kids. Im hoping that time will change her, or me. But its been five years and she has stood firm. I would dump her and move on, but I love her and hold no resentment towards her for her views.

She made a recently compromise: I can have a baby with someone else. Shes okay with that. :confused:
Wow... it's usually the other way round - girl wants marriage & babies, and guy is freaked out by that. I admire your patience... hope it works out for you!

[Feryl]

Single. Recently broke up with the love of my life - mutual decision, although not what either of us wanted. It's complicated. And it's all Pirate's fault - he introduced us in the first place. :( I'm still hoping it's not all over...

[Cpt Jellybean]

Very much single but always looking !!!!!!

[King_Crud]

Single. Recently broke up with the love of my life - mutual decision, although not what either of us wanted. It's complicated. And it's all Pirate's fault - he introduced us in the first place. :( I'm still hoping it's not all over...
Pirate is a cunt

[MisterBishi]

Recently broke up with the love of my life - mutual decision, although not what either of us wanted.

huh? No offence but you suck at decisions.

[HAL]

Single. I'm too shit for chicks.

Hahaha

[ersatz]

haven't read the rest of this thread, but consider myself perpetually single. must be one of those mysterious 1%.

[Feryl]

huh? No offence but you suck at decisions.
Well, yes, there is that, but like I said, it's complicated!!

[abelgold]

Single.. and enjoying it. But the occasional hot lovin' wouldn't be off the cards.