Should I fuck this girl?

[The Avatar]

This girl just sent me a message. She is real and does exist. And she wants to fuck me. Im not sure. Please advise on current situation, repeat please advise on current situation.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/tabitha.jpg

This is what she looks like, she is 21 and live about one hour drive away from me.

[Tintin]

My gut feeling is 'NO'. :D Sorry.

[DestRuct0r]

d00d this is surely a rhetorical question.

Just do what your Avatar is showing you.

[Peach]

what a quality 'discussion' thread.

[Cassa]

Sure, if you like chicken legs without the breast :D

[MisterFlibble]

ummm... what kind of question is that? yes man! go for gold tiger! lol

Mind you, if a girl sent me that message, and that pic, my reaction would be "faker". Have you actually met this girl in person to confirm it is her, and she is sane?

[Afro88]

1 piece of advice: make sure you wear a condom. She looks a bit skanky...

[catt]

I bet she's not a real blonde ;)

[MisterFlibble]

Yeah, check to see if her collar matches her cuffs, then let us all know ;) lol

[urban_gorilla]

I bet she's not a real blonde ;)
hit it!
and we demand pictures, so that catt's theory can be proven or disproven.

[DestRuct0r]

Sure, if you like chicken legs without the breast :D


now I've got Sprite coming out of my nose lol :D

[nerdboy]

She doesn't need to be sane. As long as she does not have your details who cares if she's a bunny boiler. You won't have to deal with it.

[spurr]

This poll is useless without pic.....oops.

She lives an hour away from you? Better get driving dude or you won't make it before her shift at KFC starts (and double wrap your dipper before you slip her too).

[landmachine]

i'd smash her in a second. her face isn't really my brand, but i love skinny chicks with little tits. and for those of you who "like a bit of meat on the bones", go watch Fashion TV one day and tell me how many of those revoltingly hot models are even CLOSE to being fat...

that being said, fucking girls you met on the internet is pretty lame - but so long as none of your mates find out, i don't see the problem.

[urban_gorilla]

seriously though.. if you're asking then you've probably already made up your mind, and you just want confirmation.
i dont think its anything *anyone* on this forum can answer unless they know both you and her.
sure she looks hot (some peoples opinions may vary, and it might be a flattering photo when in real life she has a horribly disteneded anus that requires control briefs) but none of us know her.
if you want the typically male answer: do her now you softcock.
sane answer: its your call.

[The Avatar]

She will let me take pics if I wanted (shes into that).

Its funny cause all the girls say no, and most of the guys say "yeah dude!!!"

Also, yes she is real. But I am a softie, my girlfriend lets me fuck around if I want (I also extend her this courtesy), and thats hard to come by. I mean a girl that is as open minded as my widdle Cara. And I dont want to do anything that might possibly hurt her.
But my father has been playing the devils advocate by telling me to do it and she will never know. But to me thats a moot point because I would know.

And therein lies my true dilema: Will I be able to live with myself afterwards?

[TK-421]

that being said, fucking girls you met on the internet is pretty lame - but so long as none of your mates find out, i don't see the problem.
Sorta like riding a scooter, fun, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you riding one.

[Hit And Rum]

Bone Bone Bone Bone Bone!!

This should not even be a question.

[cub]

Yeah, check to see if her collar matches her cuffs, then let us all know ;) lol

I agree with MisterFibble. You must tell us if the carpet matches the curtains.

[MisterBishi]

divx torrent plz

[MisterFlibble]

She will let me take pics if I wanted (shes into that).

Its funny cause all the girls say no, and most of the guys say "yeah dude!!!"

Also, yes she is real. But I am a softie, my girlfriend lets me fuck around if I want (I also extend her this courtesy), and thats hard to come by. I mean a girl that is as open minded as my widdle Cara. And I dont want to do anything that might possibly hurt her.
But my father has been playing the devils advocate by telling me to do it and she will never know. But to me thats a moot point because I would know.

And therein lies my true dilema: Will I be able to live with myself afterwards?

Of course... have at least one beer beforehand... then keep telling yourself it's the alcohol :)

[MisterFlibble]

divx torrent plz

2nded! We need live webcam streaming, with a HiDef DivX video available for download 10 minutes after.

[The Avatar]

Of course... have at least one beer beforehand... then keep telling yourself it's the alcohol :)

Cant use that. I dont drink alcohol.

[The Avatar]

divx torrent plz

This can be arranged, but I dont know if I want to star in it??!!
Any takers?

[MisterFlibble]

Cant use that. I dont drink alcohol.

Slip yourself some ryhypnol then.

[urban_gorilla]

pr0n starring is badness. youll end up like that guy in boogie nights! honest!
sure being paid $20 to beat off in a truck while some guy watches you sounds great now, but you just try and put *that* on your resume.

[Hit And Rum]

She looks like she needs a good hug and a guy who will really care for her.

[MisterFlibble]

This can be arranged, but I dont know if I want to star in it??!!
Any takers?

Nah... got a hairy arse, and the missus would kill me.

If you don't want to be in it, it's all about the camera angles. Failing that, you could wear a gimp suit. haha

[The Avatar]

Slip yourself some ryhypnol then.

Cant. Dont touch drugs either.

All I got is sex.

[TK-421]

This can be arranged, but I dont know if I want to star in it??!!
Any takers?
As long as none of you fags check out my hairy arse I will do it.

[abelgold]

This can be arranged, but I dont know if I want to star in it??!!
Any takers?
Yeah, nah Mr Flibbles missus would kill me too.

[MisterFlibble]

As long as none of you fags check out my hairy arse I will do it.

Haha... get some mates together to tag team her.

[TK-421]

Cant. Dont touch drugs either.

All I got is sex.
Get someone else to do it, then you wont know.

[MisterFlibble]

Cant. Dont touch drugs either.

All I got is sex.

Well, get your engineering degree, build a bridge, and get over it. lol

Just jump the damn girl, and tell us all about it. lol

[Hit And Rum]

Why don't you go around there and have a chat. A cup of tea maybe. Get to know her first. She seems like a really sweet girl.

[Tintin]

What would Jesus do?

[MisterFlibble]

Why don't you go around there and have a chat. A cup of tea maybe. Get to know her first. She seems like a really sweet girl.

Yeah, take her home to meet mum, and your girlfriend.

[MisterFlibble]

What would Jesus do?

He'ld hit it... then forgive all her sins, so he can hit it again.

[Hit And Rum]

Yeah exactly. She looks all peaches and cream.

[Natfu]

Ok, I put money on her drugging you and taking your wallet & kidneys, and leaving you in a bath with ice. Or something. Something doesn't sit right with me after looking at that photo...i dunno.

[nique]

is that one of the seized pics the police forgot to get classified? if your hand needs a rest then sure but skank seems to be resonant.

[MisterBishi]

Jesus would be conkers deep by now.

[The Avatar]

What would Jesus do?

I think jebus would fuck her brains out.

[Hit And Rum]

Make her a cake or even better buy her some Bacci. Take them around with a copy of Titanic on DVD and watch that.

[catt]

you're all class Hit and Rum, I bet you're a huge success with the ladies in the trailer park (i don't just mean your cousins ;) )

[Hit And Rum]

Well I never! I gues you wouldnt come to Sizzler for a romantic dinner with me then.

I tell you they do a great steak. Classy place for a first date...you can even get alcohol there.

[The Avatar]

Make her a cake or even better buy her some Bacci. Take them around with a copy of Titanic on DVD and watch that.

WTF???!!

I dont even do that with my girlfriend!!!!

[catt]

Well I never! I gues you wouldnt come to Sizzler for a romantic dinner with me then.

I tell you they do a great steak. Classy place for a first date...you can even get alcohol there.

can I bring my husband and kids???

[Hit And Rum]

Oh. Is there an issue you would like to talk about as to why you dont. It is ok. When I first started going out with my girlfriend it took me 1 week before I had enough guts to kiss her with my tongue.

[Hit And Rum]

can I bring my husband and kids???

Sure. Maybe after we can play charades.

[Jesus]

What would Jesus do?
Hit it, then get the fuck out of there.

[The Avatar]

Right on jesus! That exactly what I was thinking of doing!!!

But, as usual, I have my doubts

[Hit And Rum]

Why would you want to hit her?

[repeat]

repeat please advise on current situation.Hit it hard, hit it often

[Pagey]

Make sure you bag her and gag her first.

You better wear a rubber dude! She's going to see your 'O' face.

[Hit And Rum]

Fist her ass till it bleeds like a dead possum...oh I mean buy her flowers

[cub]

Cant. Dont touch drugs either.

All I got is sex.

give her a good fisting then.

she seems that kinda girl.

[SamBo]

divx torrent plz
what he said

[DumHed]

just make sure you won't have to drop her off at school afterwards or anything. That'd be really annoying!

[BlueBoy]

just make sure you won't have to drop her off at school afterwards or anything. That'd be really annoying!
Quoted because it's a DumHed post outside Automotive.

[Hit And Rum]

Make sure you go in two ply or at worst case chuck on a "Kalgoorlie Conny" - an old Crunchy packet should do ya.

[MyPetMonkey]

Please advise on current situation, repeat please advise on current situation.


I did Tabatha last week and fark it was a dud root.....


Just kidding all info sourced from the guy that was shagging her at the same time I was, I thought she was okay. Just kidding a friend of a friend told me. Okay ya caught me i'm bullshitting you.... it was four guys....

[The Avatar]

Im suprised that this thread got so many replies so damn quick!!!

[Hit And Rum]

You gonna wear that Kalgoorlie Conny or what you dirty man?

[berserk]

Don't take the risk with this pyscho.
Send her e-mail add to me. Let me do it for you.

[SOC]

I'm with Peach

[Thyrd]

But my father has been playing the devils advocate by telling me to do it and she will never know.

And I thought my dad was teh kool. Im with the vast, vast majority. Dude, you must hit it for the good of mankind.

[druid]

Please advise on current situation, repeat please advise on current situation.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/tabitha.jpg


Don't do it on that particular couch. I bet it's seen some action and to be honest the pattern and colours are rather passé.

[s3raph]

There shouldn't even be any dilemma here.

[hazza]

have u fucked her yet

[madnutter]

check her age, hit it, and remember to tarp up!!

[diggy]

check her age, hit it, and remember to tarp up!!

check her what?

avatar: time, date, location and position please.

i'll pray to jesus for you. good luck~!

[Snowball]

Take her to your fathers at least he can make up his mind.

[flow]

check her age, hit it, and remember to tarp up!!
Jesus - they're only fucking, not sharing an enema!

[minorproblem]

Jesus - they're only fucking, not sharing an enema!


Ide laugh if she was underage* :p

But seriously just hit it.

*by underage i mean police officer

[Thyrd]

Ide laugh if she was underage and was really a cop waiting to arrest you.

its not possible to be both, she can be one or the other but not both.

[VangaloRR]

Fist her ass till it bleeds like a dead possum...oh I mean buy her flowers

So very wrong but so so very funny! +rep

[kré]

as long as she doesn't have a cock. but even then i'd have to think about it.

[Cassa]

DumHed's comment = win


I seriously doubt that girl is 21.
Actually I doubt she's 16.

[TheAwesome]

Yeah, maybe ask for ID first and then photocopy it. you dont wanna end up in jail with the rest of the kiddy fiddlers!

And why does this never happen to me!!!

[ersatz]

she looks like an ugly, skinny, overaged skanky camwhore of a slut

i'd hit it

[lostreality]

just hit it, but dont catch anything like aids.

[flow]

So when are we going to be told she's 14?

[matty]

switching between the anal sex thread and this one creates confusion

[lostreality]

So when are we going to be told she's 14?


when we read about him in the newspaper for kiddy fiddling.

[Glompbot]

My Opinion:
If you have to ask us then the answer is no.

If you wanted to, you'd do it... Obviously you're uncertain, and its probably best to go with 'no'.

[lostreality]

My Opinion:
If you have to ask us then the answer is no.

If you wanted to, you'd do it... Obviously you're uncertain, and its probably best to go with 'no'.


and miss the oportunity to have meaningless sex? :rolleyes:

[dilligaf]

Did you meet her on the net??? Or do you actually know her??

[Sutter]

Dude, this sounds really wrong and weird, but about 3 years ago, a friend of mine fucked her. He was pretty upset too, he thought he'd get a relationship out of it. That's why I clicked the third option, do her if you want, but know that she gets around the internet.

[diggy]

i am SO fucking confused....

[Aardvark]

Oh, I get it

It's some random slut who PM'd you, sent you her photo and said "Get over here for sex"

Of only more women were like that, mankind would be so much closer to oblivion by AIDS

[The Avatar]

Did you meet her on the net??? Or do you actually know her??

Net girl. But she is legit. Of that I am sure. This is why I want to screw her brains out.

And yet, I hesitate. I guess each time I think about fucking her, a little voice in the back of my head says: "You know, you COULD fuck her, but think of all that time you spend with her that could have been spent with Cara.".
Then I feel guilty.

FUCKING MORALITY!!!!!!
Why cant I just be a thoughtless fuck who doesnt give a shit about anybody but himself. Im such a killjoy sometimes. :(

[diggy]

just coz you have a conscience doesn't mean you are sad
it's a good thing
perhaps this is jesus testing out your faith or some shit
speaking of jesus, where is he? i have questions to ask....
i'll change what i said and tell you to take your girlfriend out on a hot date then...^^

[The Avatar]

I dont believe in Jebus. And if he did exist, he would say go fuck her because honestly people: GOD DOESNT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU FUCK. He/she/it has more important thing to do (like running the universe) then give a toss about what some pimply fucktard on a cuntscrape of a planet sticks his dick into.

SERIOUSLY.

PS: This post is probably the most pollictically correct post Ive ever posted.

[diggy]

you're right
jesus probably doesn't give a shit about you
but your girlfriend does...

[lostreality]

think of what the family will say.

[Aardvark]

You're going to hell, either way. Just make sure you wear two condoms, just to be sure. And shave. And make sure she's shaved and deloused. There's nothing that gives the game away like passing on a case of the crabs

[lostreality]

http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/dope/Pp0376DevilWoman.jpg

women are the devil!

[SOC]

werd, brother - ain't that the truth!

[diggy]

but we still love them even if we get hurt
we suck

[Asmodeus]

hmm.. attractice chick on internet wants you to have sex with her.

you have to ask question

thus the warning comes about, make sure you do a wang check on 'her' before you procede to "hit it" as would be said in the vernacular of the streets. confirming that she is currently and has always been a female biologically would be a safe bet too.

[minorproblem]

i have a solution to all your problems 3some!!!!

[dozer]

whatareya, some kindof softcock or something?

if youre thinking about it you could quite possible be ghey

take it easy, and when its easy....... take it

[Bostonmess]

Don't do it. Get her a webcam, if she hasn't already got one and then sign her up as the resident Zgeek camwhore. :tits:

[simonvc]

Man tabitha is going to be pissed when i call her and tell her you posted that on zgeek!

[Bostonmess]

Not when she realises there's another 20 plus guys who want to shag her.

[lostreality]

skanks like this thrive on that sort of information.

i used to goto school wth a fit lass, then when we got college she got even fitter and sluttier, until she leaked it out that her fantasy was to get raped at a rock concert.

i never spoke to her again.

[dozer]

i think that was an invitation to take her to a concert and get jiggy, why else would she tell you that?

i think you missed out in a big way

[lostreality]

and then get accused of rape? bitches like that are unpredictable.

[Natfu]

Now if she'd sent us a photo of you and said, "This guy just PM'ed me, should I fuck him?" that'd be a diff'rent story. ;)

[The Avatar]

Thats okay, Ive kind of decided against it because of all the effort it would involve. Not that im lazy or anything, but that effort could be spent doing something nice for Cara instead.

Which is what I will do.

Its just that sometimes, in the middle of the night, you get these temptations. This little shithead voice that I cant seem to make go away, whispering sweet temptations.
But in the light of day I always know its not worth it.

[sapience]

d00d just fuck her then chuck her off the bundaberg bridge, seems to be the lastest fashion for aussies.

[Hit And Rum]

So have you plugged her ham hole with your stink fist or are you still spraying your ball Clag all over your computer screen?

[Girl.]

I think I contracted herpes just from viewing that picture.

[The Avatar]

So have you plugged her ham hole with your stink fist or are you still spraying your ball Clag all over your computer screen?

Answered in post #111

;)

[Fitty]

Depends. Answering yes to any of these questions means a no.

Girlfriend?
Friend who's involved with her?
VD?

Otherwise, fuck yeah.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Make sure she puts all 7 of her kids to bed, turn the camera on record and ride that pony for all it's worth. If you need a stunt cock Captain will take over!!!

[stevecai]

i reckon she has a disease.

[The Avatar]

i reckon she has a disease.

And i reckon your right, thats why I left it alone!

[timace]

Did you at least meet her?

[The Avatar]

Nah,

Too much hassle. Not worth it in the long run. The time and energy was better spent with my girlfriend.

But it is good to know that I could root if really wanted to. My self-esteem has just been rep++ed.

[jasebert]

Just do it. What have you got to loose. Just tell her to shut up and not tell her friends and then tell all of yours. Or tell her to tell all her friends and make sure you are all that.... because if you are, all her friends will want your baloney in their meat holes also, then there is hours of fun to be had.

[That Bloke]

This girl just sent me a message. She is real and does exist. And she wants to fuck me. Im not sure. Please advise on current situation, repeat please advise on current situation.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/tabitha.jpg

This is what she looks like, she is 21 and live about one hour drive away from me.
21 or not she looks closer to 12, that's disturbing, there's something very questionable about someone who would just message you wanting to be fucked.

[The Avatar]

Twas on a swinger website. I got a free membership when i went to sexpoo(thats right it was really crappy), and I registered for fun.

I have had many offers, but this was the first "come and fuck me" invitation i have ever recieved.

[Solo man]

Where do we sign up? What was the address?

[Something Fast]

...What Solo man said.
I sense a potential for great mindfuckage...

But back on topic, that chick/shemale looks like she'd be a complete germ farm. Best case scenario would be you got the clap...

[LevarBurton]

She's got a cute adam's apple.

[ajcrowley]

she has that drug fucked look about her