Porn & Masturbation when you're involved with someone?

[Something Fast]

What's the prevailing opinion at looking at porn and/or whacking off while in a relationship with someone? Wrong or to be expected?
Not a really cerebral question, I'll admit, but an ethical conundrum, nonetheless...

[MisterBishi]

ain't no conundrum at all, my porn chicks need me.

[Fitty]

Seriously, I think that all dudes are going to jack off unless they can be otherwise satisfied whenever the need arises. No conundrum.

[Cassa]

My first thought upon seeing the thread title was 'and?'

If your chick's got serious issues about that she a bunny boiler man.

[Fitty]

Did she say she had a prob, or is this you worrying about her saying she has a prob?

[kré]

ethical connundrum my ass. any girl that doesn't realise that guys whack off to porn regardless of their relationship status is living in the god damned 1800s.

[Buffy]

My first thought upon seeing the thread title was 'and?'

If your chick's got serious issues about that she a bunny boiler man.
werd.
I can't understand why you'd be worried about porn being viewed by your partner, its not like the stars are going to climb through the screen 'ring' style and get busy. Whats the problem?
I reckon it's more comedy than anything, I mean have you see the mo's on those guys??
"Hercules! The cyclops tore off all my clothes!"
"HA HA HA!"

[MisterBishi]

Thanks for spoiling The Ring for me you heartless bitch. :mad:

[s3raph]

I reckon she'll be fine so long as she doesn't find out.

[Something Fast]

Did she say she had a prob, or is this you worrying about her saying she has a prob?

More me worried that she might have a problem with it than anything.

[kré]

just dont say anything, coz if you bring it up, she'll know you're worried. just go on with it and if she finds out just be calm, coz it's not really something you should worry about it. if she's got a problem with it, it's HER problem. you're not doing anything wrong.

[MisterBishi]

The Reverend practises what he preaches y'all.

[Something Fast]

Eh, I'm just a bit hyper paranoid about screwing up. It's the first relationship I've ever been in, y'see.

[kré]

The Reverend practises what he preaches y'all.

the reverend also loves your new signature -___-

[SOC]

best. thread. ever.
(ya bunch of wankers)

[MisterBishi]

Eh, I'm just a bit hyper paranoid about screwing up. It's the first relationship I've ever been in, y'see.

You gotta cut that shit out man, else you've lost before you've even started.

[Fuzzy Dice]

See, it's funny. When Aunt Flow visits, so do the Palm twins. Never Fails.

[johny_roberts]

Thanks for this thread I appreciate it. I now have a list of people who I will not shake hands with. Fuck Goat Boy was on the top but now I must update my list. With Nincher, Fuzzy Dice, MisterBishi, Fitty, the Rev, s3raph and of course SOC (heard he was a chronic masterbater) :ha:

But to answer the question: She will not have a problem with it unless it involves:

1) Women with horses
2) With with Camels
3) Midgets with Women on horses
4) Skat with women with horses with midgets
5) Etc..............

[SOC]

Some girls even like to watch while you do it.

[Buffy]

But to answer the question: She will not have a problem with it unless it involves:

1) Women with horses
2) With with Camels
3) Midgets with Women on horses
4) Skat with women with horses with midgets
5) Etc..............

But all pirate has is horse porn :confused: :D

[SOC]

Thanks for this thread I appreciate it. I now have a list of people who I will not shake hands with. Fuck Goat Boy was on the top but now I must update my list. With Nincher, Fuzzy Dice, MisterBishi, Fitty, the Rev, s3raph and of course SOC (heard he was a chronic masterbater) :ha:
It's "mastUrbatOr" ... and you left off Pirate, who is officially the biggest wanker here.

[kré]

i wouldn't shake hands with you either you dirty american. :p

[Thyraeus]

You can Masturbate to pr0n?

[johny_roberts]

But all pirate has is horse porn :confused: :D

thats ok as long as its not intermixed with any camels or donkeys we have to keep it clean people...........

It's "mastUrbatOr" ... and you left off Pirate, who is officially the biggest wanker here.

Sorry I was typing with only one hand *had the pron forum opend up. Hey I dont practice what I preach.........


i wouldn't shake hands with you either you dirty american. :p

:weed: You dont know what you are missing........ :p

[beowulf437]

Up until I hit my 40's it was not uncommon for my wife and I to have sex 3 to 5 times a week and for me to masturbate 1 to 3 times a week. There is a saying that goes 95% of men admit to masturbating and 5% of men are habitual liars.

[RaZ]

my 2 cents... if she has an issue.. tell her to join you, you can both wack off to pron!!! or she can wait till your ready then jump.... my ex's all liked the idea... mmm, maybe thats why they are all ex's
:p

[rin]

i have no problems with either...
i think it's great to watch porn together :D
and i have no probs with my partner masturbating in front of me, or if i'm in the room... it's actually a turn on! :D

[RaZ]

See girls, read it and take the hint from RIN

[landmachine]

Eh, I'm just a bit hyper paranoid about screwing up. It's the first relationship I've ever been in, y'see.

aaaaaaaaaaahahahah haHAHAEHAE HHhe heahAEhaE ehAEhaEb hEAhaee AeHAHEA eHAhAEea !!!!!!!!!!!


funniest shit all day.

[Thyraeus]

"trolling, trolling, trolling,......trolling, trolling trolling!"

[dwarfthrower]

i have no probs with my partner masturbating in front of me, or if i'm in the room

Given your partner's proclivities, I'd say it's not like you have much of a choice :D

[Whiskers]

More me worried that she might have a problem with it than anything.

Ah, I think you suffer from the same illness I do. I like to create issues where there are none. Makes life more interesting for me, and makes life hell for my partner.
Looking at pron is okay, provided that its not a 24/7 addiction which prevents you from being attracted to women who aren't 2 dimensional and who shout out things like 'Oh yeah, I love it when you fuck me in my ass'.
First relationship? Chill out dude, and enjoy the new experiences. Don't waste your time pondering over things which have no consequence.

[landmachine]

and if she dumps you for "bashing the bishop", atleast you can rest assured that you WERE right for having these insane doubts!

[Al]

I had one gf that got all shitty about it... I mean hell, what's the problem. So I just did my best to hide it from her. Problem solved. Since then I've taken pains not to get busted... If I was I'd run with the "what's the problem" line.

[Hit And Rum]

My current woman is not keen on me looking at porn because she feels that I am not thinking of her. I have tried to explain that it is ok and everyone (OK every bloke) does it but she is yet to grasp this concept. She has come to accept it somewhat as long as I dont read constantly and leave the mags or ...evidence.. around for her to see.

My g/f's big problem is she is white skinned, blonde hair and green/blue eyes and the majority of my porn is of chicks with a darker hue to their skin or hair. She thinks I like brunettes better then blondes. She is starting to understand that I like her for who she is and hair/ skin color is irrelevant. (Oh my god I am turning so ghey!!! Rimming a dead baboons bleeding diarreahed anus..Rimming a dead baboons bleeding diarreahed anus... ok I am back).

I wouldnt let it worry you to much. Have fun with your new girl and just try and keep your porn out of her eyesight.

[SamBo]

See girls, read it and take the hint from RIN
yes, for Rin knows where it's at, yo
Fo shizzle, werd :D

[ashet]

what the hell is wrong with FUCKING your partner instead of tossing off... you losers... nincher i suggest getting a piece of sandpaper and roughing up the tip of your cock so that youre not so sensitive, save all that extra energy for HER, then when youre together youll be a lot more effective. going out with a loaded gun is good, itll make you do stuff you normally wouldnt, if youre all wanked out you get lazy.

spend time learning what turns her on.. and if she cant tell you, experiment on her.

[Elf_Girl]

At first i was worried when my bf looked at porn, now its kinda like "meh".. however i'd rather be fucking him than watching him bate but thats just me... (s'cuse language) :D

[Glompbot]

I have no issues with guys looking at porn.... as long as they don't ignore me to do so, i'm fine with it.

Infact, I have actually sat down and watched porn with several guys I have dated (not all at the same time obviously). It can be quite funny, interesting.

[catt]

I have no issues with guys looking at porn.... as long as they don't ignore me to do so, i'm fine with it.

Infact, I have actually sat down and watched porn with several guys I have dated

I just one pet hate with the whole porn thing, their sound tracks I find them absolutely laughable (and often off putting) if I'm going to watch porn I prefer to do it with the sound down or music of my own choosing on

[Glompbot]

Heh, I fondly remember watching debbie does dallas back in the day.
it was amusing

[Cpt Jellybean]

I just one pet hate with the whole porn thing, their sound tracks I find them absolutely laughable (and often off putting) if I'm going to watch porn I prefer to do it with the sound down or music of my own choosing on
They have soundtracks!!! Boy is finger NOT on the pulse!!!!

[catt]

They have soundtracks!!! Boy is finger NOT on the pulse!!!!

actually I'm not sure they're soundtracks in the truest sense but there is usually lots of moaning, oh yeah give to me etc.. and some dodgey music every so often to break things up - it just sounds so forced and fake to me (not anything like the images :rolleyes: )

[landmachine]

i dunno, basically every woman i've ever fucked has screamed "OH LANDMACHINE, BRUTALLY SMASH MY CUNT WITH YOUR GROTESQUELY ENLARGED MAN ORGAN!@!#"

porn seems kinda tame in comparison.

[Scythe]

i dunno, basically every woman i've ever fucked has screamed "OH LANDMACHINE, BRUTALLY SMASH MY CUNT WITH YOUR GROTESQUELY ENLARGED MAN ORGAN!@!#"

porn seems kinda tame in comparison.

My admiration to on:
a) Calling yourself landmachine while talking to chicks and still managing to get laid, and

b) managing to find a woman who can scream out the @ and # signs while in the throes of passion.

[landmachine]

My admitation to on:
a) Calling yourself landmachine while talking to chicks and still managing to get laid, and

b) managing to find a woman who can scream out the @ and # signs while in the throes of passion.

hehe, yeah i know, it's HOT isn't it.

[annie]

seeing as i watch pron myself, i would find it kind of hypocritical to tell my SO not to... however, *occasionally* when i am feeling sorry for myself, or just feeling unattractive, i'll get jealous that he watches it instead of fucking me... but maybe i am just wierd and stupid :p

[angel_b]

No problem with porn/masturbation, so long as it doesn't affect the sexual intimacy of the two people involved in the relationship.

[RaZ]

At first i was worried when my bf looked at porn, now its kinda like "meh".. however i'd rather be fucking him than watching him bate but thats just me... (s'cuse language) :D
Myabe offer to lend a hand next time ?

[rin]

Myabe offer to lend a hand next time ?

yeah :D they like that :D

[kré]

No problem with porn/masturbation, so long as it doesn't affect the sexual intimacy of the two people involved in the relationship.

eeeeeeeeexactly.

[RaZ]

yeah :D they like that :D
Well why else would we do it !!! its like... "HEEELLLOOOO!!! Take my hint...."

errr, so to speak :)

[SamBo]

yeah :D they like that :D
damn straight!

:D

[Afro88]

If you've got a gf that gets jealous that you look at pr0n, you really don't need to be looking at porn. I can understand that your SO might be less horny than yourself, so porn is the only answer, but if they're getting cut that you're looking at porn instead of fucking them, then there are some issues. Why would you look at porn if a) you have a girlfriend and b) she wants to fuck you all the time?

I always viewed porn as a temporary thing when you're between girlfriends (a nice way of saying recently dumped/broken up).

[kré]

If you've got a gf that gets jealous that you look at pr0n, you really don't need to be looking at porn. I can understand that your SO might be less horny than yourself, so porn is the only answer, but if they're getting cut that you're looking at porn instead of fucking them, then there are some issues. Why would you look at porn if a) you have a girlfriend and b) she wants to fuck you all the time?

I always viewed porn as a temporary thing when you're between girlfriends (a nice way of saying recently dumped/broken up).


the problem with what you're saying is, there are still girls out there that don't want you to look at porn, not because it is taking away from your own sex lives together, but simply because they don't like the fact that their man is into porn.

[Cassa]

Such women want to believe that men should not have a sexual thought in their head unless they are with them, and they could not find anyone/anything else even remotely attractive or a turn on even in a completely superficial way.

We call those women idiots.

[kré]

Such women want to believe that men should not have a sexual thought in their head unless they are with them, and they could not find anyone/anything else even remotely attractive or a turn on even in a completely superficial way.

We call those women idiots.

correct. i'm married to such an idiot.

[minorproblem]

If you've got a gf that gets jealous that you look at pr0n, you really don't need to be looking at porn. I can understand that your SO might be less horny than yourself, so porn is the only answer, but if they're getting cut that you're looking at porn instead of fucking them, then there are some issues. Why would you look at porn if a) you have a girlfriend and b) she wants to fuck you all the time?

I always viewed porn as a temporary thing when you're between girlfriends (a nice way of saying recently dumped/broken up).

Me and my girl fuck each others brains out when im in sydney but i spend my weekdays in wollongong studying for uni so to get rid of the *stress* i watch porn sometimes *cough*.

On another note is it normal to be horny like 8 times a day everyday and do most woman think this is a good thing?


*cough* - by cough i mean i need to alot

[Glompbot]

Man, I wish I could get sex that often a day.

My minimum is twice a day if I see someone regularly.

Morning as you wake up, night as you're going to sleep, and i also like the just got home from work fuck...

[Afro88]

Ouch... I feel sorry for you Rev... :(

[imp]

is pr0n. is good.

Sex for me i prefer to happen more than twice a day. ATM that's what i'm getting but it's never a bother if it's less. Not much anyway.

As for the whole pr0n/masturbation thing while involved, I do it and can only assume he does too. I have no issues with it. :) Life's too short to be bothered by trivial shit like that.

[abelgold]

is pr0n. is good.

That would make a fantastic T-shirt.

Perhaps ZMerch?

[LauraleeBug]

I think it's like totally normal if the other person isn't available.... sleeping, tired, headache, out, working, etc...

But when it cuts into MY action because you're broke, wad blown, etc., I ain't gonna be none too happy; esp if you knew I was coming home soon, or I'm Already Here and I wasn't invited..... (chicks like pr0n too, y'know!)

I myself have never had this prblm; because most guys rather fuck than wank anyday (or at least the ones I go out with!) so, if that's your case - I wouldn't worry. Sorry I didn't read all the rest of the post yet; only your initial one - In case someone's already said this.... :rolleyes:

[BtrFly]

if you arent in the same room with them, and are horny, why the hell not?! dont care if they do either, just so long as its not like weird midget tentacle wape... :D

hehe great post for making 1500!!

[LauraleeBug]

Some girls even like to watch while you do it.

Oh yeah! Especially the messy ones!!! :eek: (I've said too much already!)

:weed: /me pulls up a seat at SOC's joint........ :D

Well?! G'head already!! LMFAO!

[Javaira]

Well of course its ok to masturbate to Porn. If my husband didn't I would have to spend hours myself trying to sort through the crap to find the stuff I like. He is like my quality filter.

Funny thing is, he is kind of embarassed if I catch him, but it turns me on.

For the girl, it takes awhile to feel that secure about your partners feelings towards you though. I certainly wouldn't be expecting a GF in a new relationship to be totally comfortable with it.

So keep it discrete, but if she asks, be honest. You might find another interest you can share.

[timace]

My gf and I don't mind whatsoever. She does it in my company from time to time too. She's like the energiser bunny though.
My last ex gave me about 2 gigs worth of pr0n.
I don't think I've ever had an issue with pr0n/masturbation whilst going out with someone.

[RASPUTIN]

My wifey doesn't like it as she thinks its desrepectful to her. So I hide it. The wanking bit she often says to me leave me alone or go and toss off. Cracks me up but she is my misses so there is nothing I can do about it. I reckon I crucified myself when we first started going out. I took down all my naked pictures around my room. Silly me.

Anyway my small peice of advice is to just ask her what she thinks about it. If she replies in the negative just say thanks for being honest and just hide it. Also answer honestly and say yes I do but as (BS time) I love and respect you so much I will get rid of it. Oh yeah let her see you delete if she wants to BUT make sure you have a backup hidden away somewhere.

Morally for me I have no issues with it. Its a normal part of life just like it is normal to check out a beautiful woman walking down the street. Its not like you want to have sex with her. Ok so you may want to have sex with said sexy chick but don't follow it through so all eye candy is good.

Funny story I d/l a video of these two lesbians going for it. When with wifey I tried out a few things I saw and she actually commented on how good it was and I must be getting a bit elsewhere (jokingly). Mission accomplished I reckon :)

[AsterisK]

#69!!!

[lostreality]

See, it's funny. When Aunt Flow visits, so do the Palm twins. Never Fails.


when the red's blocking the pink pot the brown.
http://www.edenbridgetown.com/leisure/assets/snooker/snooker2_sml.jpg

[MADCAT]

My girlfriend encourages me to look at porn

[King_Crud]

if i'm working nights and won't see my g/f that day then i'll have a fap, but if she's going to be home i'll save my seed for her

[ShinymetalASS]

Rhetorical eh?

If you fap and you know it clap your hands.... Oh Wait! Boys better not!

[Enthalpy]

Rhetorical eh?

If you fap and you know it clap your hands.... Oh Wait! Boys better not!

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

[sperm]

I would give up masturbation in a snap if I could, and pr0n is just a visual aid - the imagination can only stretch so far.....

Is it wrong whacking off over some pic if she is knocking it back ??

[Elf_Girl]

You'd be weird if you don't look at pr0n :D
I'd say just let the boys and/or girls look at whatever the hell they want! Making an issue out of it will just cause trouble.

[Sashasword]

I reckon it's good if couples can look at porn together. It's a shame if the wife/girlfriend disapproves - men are going to look at porn anyway, it's just the way they are.
I don't mind it in the least.
My partner and I will sometimes look at girlie pics together, commenting on the cute ones, ones with a nice smile, fake tits, amusing expresion, etc.

[peto]

One night me and a few mates were at my place when I first got ADSL, (This was like when it first come out and I had a line up of people to the house to come and see it.)

Of course the first thing they decided to try out was downloading pr0n from Kazaa. It was sweetly fast and they were all cheering when the first 20 seconds of the clip came up in less than 30 seconds.

My ex walks in and one of the guys hit the reset key on front of the computer. I pissed myself laughing, she looked at me puzzled and asked what was happeing. "Oh they're just downloading pr0n'

Their jaws dropped when she smacked one of them over the head for trying to hide it. "God damn it show me!"

It's all goot! They love the masturbation in front of them more often than not in my experience, apparently it's a huge turn on. Like watching a chick get herself off, I find that a huge turn on too so for me it's reciprocated.

[King_Crud]

One night me and a few mates were at my place when I first got ADSL, (This was like when it first come out and I had a line up of people to the house to come and see it.)

Of course the first thing they decided to try out was downloading pr0n from Kazaa. It was sweetly fast and they were all cheering when the first 20 seconds of the clip came up in less than 30 seconds.

My ex walks in and one of the guys hit the reset key on front of the computer. I pissed myself laughing, she looked at me puzzled and asked what was happeing. "Oh they're just downloading pr0n'

Their jaws dropped when she smacked one of them over the head for trying to hide it. "God damn it show me!"

It's all goot! They love the masturbation in front of them more often than not in my experience, apparently it's a huge turn on. Like watching a chick get herself off, I find that a huge turn on too so for me it's reciprocated.
so did you all do your ex bukaka syle?

[EvilMuppet]

My gf/ex/fuckbuddy i dunno what to call her, anyway doesnt mind at all, in fact she has her own collection.. as well as *cough*webcam :P

[excalibur]

My g/f found my pr0n collection a couple of days ago, she had a little giggle, and continued exploring my computer.

[Elf_Girl]

my boy found my Pr0n collection.


It was an odd moment.

[Aardvark]

How long 'til he asked for a copy?

In seconds

[muppet]

I get live streaming from my boy HELLYEAH.

Wait.. i didn't just admit to that

[Tiqgob]

Invite her along, y'never know she might be into it.

[strandedinbfe]

have you ever been in a relationship? if so, why would you need to masturbate and watch porn? let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off and watching teenagers get cummed on. a lot of my ammuntion to break up with him came from this website: i found all the posts he made, some concerning me. you may say I am the one with the problem, but i think it's people like you who idolize naked women who have the problem. congratulate yourself for being part of the end of my relationship. cheers.

[Sashasword]

Something Fast, in case you (and other ZGeekers) hadn't already guessed, I am a girl.
I am in a relationship and have been in the same relationship for nine years now. (yay me)
I have, and have never had a problem with my man looking at girlie pics online or elsewhere for that matter.
Boys will be boys the world over, and they are genetically pre-dispositioned to do a bit of eye-roving for the opposite sex. It's just how they are.

To all the girls out there that have a problem with their BF, husbands, etc, that look at porn and getting off with it, then I suggest you chill out. Have you ever had a good look at what is on offer? It's really not that bad, (ok, some of it is, but I'd just call it "pathetic", not "nasty") and the worst thing that can happen is that you can get a nasty computer VD while downloading a clip or something. Another good reason to not wander far from The Hun.com. :)
If boys know they aren't allowed to do it, they will only go after it more. Give them permission, and it ceases to become as fun. Simple as that.

I personally think the experience (looking at internet porn) can be enjoyed by both partners if went about the right way. It's really fun, offers some cool kinky ideas to try, and can be a huge turn on.
Having a bottle of lube and a big towel is a great way to please your man, who will then in turn, please you. See, everyone wins! :)

At the very least, it is fun to point out all the swamp donkeys, and fake boob jobs.

I'm all for it.

[sperm]

let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off

Is this poster for real or is it some weird parody comment ? wtf

I'd be interested to know which poor sap has been putting up with this, and then console them that they will probably be far better off :rolleyes:

[Sanura]

My partner and I have a great relationship. We have a huge collective porn collection, from the artistic to the downright weird (for those times where you just have to pull an open minded friend over and say hey, how funny is that?). On the up side, we are both attracted to women, so lesbian porn is just plain great for both of us. As is the regular kind. :D (Just to clarify, I am bi, he is a guy). I think our relationship would have gone downhill rather quickly if either of us had a problem with the other masturbating, or watching porn, or watching porn whilst masturbating for that matter.

Orgasm = feels good, great for your skin and overall health, good exercise, and hell, you get great wrist or finger muscles for gaming. Also great if you are an insomniac. Not only that, but if you can openly masturbate in front of or with your partner, you can get to know what really works for them. Downside - if you do it too often, rsi.

Holding out for a few days/weeks/months because your partner is tired/sick/sleepy and just plain doesn't feel like it - bad. Lets face it, two people aren't always horny at the same time. And I think I'd be a hell of a lot more crabby (pun certainly not intended) if I was feeling sexually frustrated all the time.

However, to answer the real question, if you want to know if it is ok to do it whilst in a relationship, that has to do with the girl. Perhaps broach the subject in a light hearted manner to get a feel of things, before bringing the subject up in any more serious manner. You should be able to get a feel for things that way, and work out what she would perfer you did or did not do. Then either go with that, or ignore it :D

[Something Fast]

I'd be interested to know which poor sap has been putting up with this, and then console them that they will probably be far better off :rolleyes:
I was wondering the exact same thing...

[The Cunt]

have you ever been in a relationship? if so, why would you need to masturbate and watch porn? let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off and watching teenagers get cummed on. a lot of my ammuntion to break up with him came from this website: i found all the posts he made, some concerning me. you may say I am the one with the problem, but i think it's people like you who idolize naked women who have the problem. congratulate yourself for being part of the end of my relationship. cheers.
Zgeek 1, strandedinbfe 0.

And the winner is... YOUR SOON TO BE EX PARTNER!

Hopefully he'll find himself a woman who enjoys being naked and idolised. And doesn't feel threatened by masturbation and porn.

Congratulate YOURSELF for what ended your relationship. Most likely you didn't put out enough. His sex drive is far bigger than yours, and hopefully he'll move on to someone who can satisfy him. Or understanding enough that having a tug won't be misconstrued as having an illicit affair.

My condolences to the next guy you hook up with. Sooner or later he'll start posting here too.

[MisterBishi]

more like stranded in the singles bar am i rite here guys?

[Kid_Lobotomy]

Whats wrong with punching the clown? To all who don't know already: EVERY GUY JERKS OFF!!! The ones that say they don't do it 5 times as much as you do, they're just ashamed about it. I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with it. Could it be that some (not all) women try to control men with sex and can't stand the notion of not being in control? To those women: Relax, go watch Oprah, and ignore your boyfriend in the bathroom trying to wipe the stains off the shower curtain.

[asskickergod]

have you ever been in a relationship? if so, why would you need to masturbate and watch porn? let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off and watching teenagers get cummed on. a lot of my ammuntion to break up with him came from this website: i found all the posts he made, some concerning me. you may say I am the one with the problem, but i think it's people like you who idolize naked women who have the problem. congratulate yourself for being part of the end of my relationship. cheers.

Did you ever consider that he jerks off to porn because you're a fat ugly pig and he's repulsed by thoughts of having sex with you?

[jasebert]

have you ever been in a relationship? if so, why would you need to masturbate and watch porn? let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off and watching teenagers get cummed on. a lot of my ammuntion to break up with him came from this website: i found all the posts he made, some concerning me. you may say I am the one with the problem, but i think it's people like you who idolize naked women who have the problem. congratulate yourself for being part of the end of my relationship. cheers.

I am glad I could part of your relationship breakup. Sounds like we did the guy a favour anyway.

[spurr]

have you ever been in a relationship? if so, why would you need to masturbate and watch porn? let me tell you that i am in the process of ending what i thought was a perfectly good relationship because my partner refuses to quit jerking off and watching teenagers get cummed on. a lot of my ammuntion to break up with him came from this website: i found all the posts he made, some concerning me. you may say I am the one with the problem, but i think it's people like you who idolize naked women who have the problem. congratulate yourself for being part of the end of my relationship. cheers.

You're funny.

[tikdoph]

Stranded in Bum-fuck Egypt... LOL.

Couldn't happen to a nicer retard.

[wolfpac181]

So.........

SEX: erections, lubrications, arousal... they all need a bit of stimulation to function correctly. Not one of us can just get off without some type of accented trigger.

Ya work, you're exhausted, not much energy and whatnot. Though you REALLY want sex. Just a bit preoccupied with the wears and tears of life. Stimulation responses are off in LaLa land. Ya want it, but irritated at other things.

I full heartedly believe that using porn as a "caffine jolt" to your sex drive. Recentering the drive by external stimuli is no problemo with the porn.
Getting the mind off the stress, and on to the sex, does enhance the fun:)

So..... If ya want to bitch about a BF looking at too much. you must then ask;
are they jacking off instead of sleeping with you?
are they watching and you are benifitting from better sex?
are they watching, but cannot perform without watching it?
are they using it as a stress reduction tool? or to spite you?

Giving the "I'm breaking up with you if you keep doing this" is just more stress to a person. obviously they will leave you for their own well-being. and I don't have pitty for you, when they do.

[deevil]

...go watch Oprah...

This should never be suggested to anyone, even in jest :grr:

[deevil]

werd.
I can't understand why you'd be worried about porn being viewed by your partner, its not like the stars are going to climb through the screen 'ring' style and get busy.

Crap, now I'm afraid of porn :aah:

[AnyName]

My wife and I were watching a movie where a guy got caught jacking off. The following conversation followed.....

Wife: Do you ever do that.
Me: Ummm..... Yeah. Are you kidding?
Wife: Why do you do that when we could just have sex?
Me: Do you really want to have sex when I get up for work (6am) and then again at night? I'd do you on my lunch hour if I could get home in time.
Wife: Bull shit. You couldn't have sex three times a day for an extended period of time.
Me: I bet I could.
Wife: If I win we go to the Florida keys for a week. What do you want to bet?
Me: Are you kidding? If I win I get sex three times a day!!!

After three weeks my wife gave up. I was nailing her between 3 and 4 times a day. What's frightening is I'm 40, at 18 I probably would have fucked her to death. I think part of the difference in our sex drives is that she's multi-orgasmic, she starts going almost immediatly and just keeps having them. I only get one a pop.

[ms edeity]

I like naked girls. They make me feel nice.

[sperm]

My wife and I were watching a movie where a guy got caught jacking off. The following conversation followed.....

Wife: Do you ever do that.
Me: Ummm..... Yeah. Are you kidding?
Wife: Why do you do that when we could just have sex?
Me: Do you really want to have sex when I get up for work (6am) and then again at night? I'd do you on my lunch hour if I could get home in time.
Wife: Bull shit. You couldn't have sex three times a day for an extended period of time.
Me: I bet I could.
Wife: If I win we go to the Florida keys for a week. What do you want to bet?
Me: Are you kidding? If I win I get sex three times a day!!!

After three weeks my wife gave up. I was nailing her between 3 and 4 times a day. What's frightening is I'm 40, at 18 I probably would have fucked her to death. I think part of the difference in our sex drives is that she's multi-orgasmic, she starts going almost immediatly and just keeps having them. I only get one a pop.
you my dear sir, are a dead set legend ! :D

[Haggisboy]

Google is great. Do a Google search on strandedinbfe and you'll come up with this (http://forums.yojoe.com/showthread.php?t=8029). She's telling folks where he works and offering up his pic.

Other interesting reading of note:

This Thread. (http://forums.yojoe.com/showthread.php?t=7882)

[MC SoD]

Google is great. Do a Google search on strandedinbfe and you'll come up with this (http://forums.yojoe.com/showthread.php?t=8029). She's telling folks where he works and offering up his pic.

Other interesting reading of note:

This Thread. (http://forums.yojoe.com/showthread.php?t=7882)

That first link shows a date in 2004, so maybe it's a previous ex?

[rayjayjohnson]

My gf/ex/fuckbuddy i dunno what to call her, anyway doesnt mind at all, in fact she has her own collection.. as well as *cough*webcam :P
*cough* url?

[AnyName]

you my dear sir, are a dead set legend ! :D

The best part was waking her up for sex at 5:15 in the morning. I actually leave for work at 6AM.

[Haggisboy]

That first link shows a date in 2004, so maybe it's a previous ex?

Well, either it's a long ongoing breakup or this shows a pattern of behavior. Either way the similarities to the situation she describes are way too similar.

[katana]

If it is a new relationship this is the best time to get out the digi cam and get pics of both of you then if you get caught you can prove that you are fapping over her and not some donky porn

[Haggisboy]

Talk about stuff coming out of the Twilight Zone, I just got a PM from this mysterious user named strandedinbfe (registered with a total of 1 post). It took me a while before I could even figure what it was connected to until I did a search and this thread popped up.

wrong id
um...sorry to disappoint you since you think you're some kind of spy, but that person in texas is not me. i am not in the us and have only been with this person for 6 months, since january. good try though. looks like you have a very busy life: looking up pathetic shit like that online. puleeze.

So is the breakup still ongoing? Hmmm........

[Seeker]

Better you sit in a room with an orgy of Kleenex than going out to a pub and finding something warm to stick it in........some women do not have a clue......women are women....and men are wankers.........here endith the lesson.....

[ms edeity]

Any woman who's still stuck in the "it's right to deny that girl's masturbate" era should wait till they finish hitting puberty to have a clue or get a clue. It's not a - guys will always fap sthing it's a - porn is good for relationships thing. My girlfriend's would come over to watch ed's porn collection and we'd go watch theirs. I prefer being involved in the masturbating to porn of my bf. I can't believe this is a question.

[Seeker]

Will you go out with me?

[ms edeity]

Hell Yeah...Oh wait.


(I'll PM you ;) )

[mysterious-dr-x]

really amused me when my friend told me that her bloke at the time (how also happens to be my housemate) asked her is she masturbates. i believe she said "not when your in the bed dear"

but seriously, what the problem? as long as it is not chosen over the partner (unless i mean physically over) then whats the big deal? virtually everyone does it is some way shape or form.

imo masturbation is only better than very few sexual encounters, & id like to think that they are not the ones whilst in a relationship

[Seeker]

I wish I had a dollar for every woman that has told me they don't masturbate.....even tho they do............would never have to work again.....

[lostreality]

you my dear sir, are a dead set legend ! :D


and think of all that money he saved by not taking her on holiday.

[sperm]

Wife: What do you want to bet?
Me: Are you kidding? If I win I get sex three times a day!!!


That was my favorite bit :D

[mysterious-dr-x]

i think that was AnyName's favourite bit too

[etherealchild]

Thats crap.

Everyone masturbates. END OF STORY

So then what is really the difference between using porn or your own fantasy? It's still naked folks poking each other.

I have never understood girls who get all weird about porn. Why guys date women like that, I'll never know. They are usually uptight and lame in bed anyways.

The chicks who get jealous about it? Dude, the porn won't even be your biggest battle. Those ladies are nuts.

Porn is good. You get a physical release, and you get to explore aspects of sex without any regrets. Like it might take you 5 minutes into banging a midget to realise, "hey, this isn't really for me." Plus as a chick, sometimes I just want a quick orgasm without having to "take care" of the other person. Call it selfish, but I got shit to do.

Whatever. Sex is good. Get laid, and quit yer bitchin'

[wolfpac181]

Thats crap.

Everyone masturbates. END OF STORY

So then what is really the difference between using porn or your own fantasy? It's still naked folks poking each other.

I have never understood girls who get all weird about porn. Why guys date women like that, I'll never know. They are usually uptight and lame in bed anyways.

The chicks who get jealous about it? Dude, the porn won't even be your biggest battle. Those ladies are nuts.

Porn is good. You get a physical release, and you get to explore aspects of sex without any regrets. Like it might take you 5 minutes into banging a midget to realise, "hey, this isn't really for me." Plus as a chick, sometimes I just want a quick orgasm without having to "take care" of the other person. Call it selfish, but I got shit to do.

Whatever. Sex is good. Get laid, and quit yer bitchin'

My name is wolfpac, child of satan, and I approve this message.

Spot on.

[Kas]

thats enuf for me...umm bbl got things to do.

[MAX POWER]

I'm lucky in that my girl actually prefurs to have porn on during sex, especially when she is receiving oral. Without porn it will take about 10 minutes of fierce tonguemanship to make her orgasm, but with a skin flick on, she'll erupt in about 2-5 minutes. Whereas when I'm being blown/shagged I more or less ignore the pron because I only need it when I'm alone, when she's with me I don't need it, but I'm glad she likes it and I don't have to hide it.

Most of my mates' girls either are indifferent to it and won't watch it, rather just accept/ignore it. While others gf's hate it and insist on it not existing at all. But I've never heard of a girlfriend objecting to their man rubbing one out alone in their absence....

[The Cunt]

Without porn it will take about 10 minutes of fierce tonguemanship to make her orgasm, but with a skin flick on, she'll erupt in about 2-5 minutes.
I'd much prefer to partake in 10 minutes of tonguemanship.

[Aardvark]

Refer to sig

[Vardsy]

There are two things that I never ever ever do.

Tell the truth...

and masturbate

[MAX POWER]

I'd much prefer to partake in 10 minutes of tonguemanship.

Then your missus is a lucky gal. :pimp:

I give it to her everytime because she is one of the majority of women on this planet who have never had an orgasm from intercourse.

On the other side of the coin, she doesn't enjoy giving head too much because of the mistrust she has developed from giving it to previous boyfirends.

So since I don't get head as often as she gets licked, I think it's fair to just go down on her till she can't take it anymore and starts smacking me on the side of the head, and try to get to the shagging as soon as possible.

[rascuache]

My current woman is not keen on me looking at porn because she feels that I am not thinking of her

When i started seeing Sortius and saw his personal pron collection i had a huge problem with it, it caused massive massive fights.

But in time i got over it and concentrated on my own collection.

I had a problem mostly because previous boyfriends compared me to their stash and ended giving me a really low self esteem because i wasnt perfect compared to the people in it. So i ended up hating the thought that my partner had it and was comparing me to his skin bin.

Thankfully i realised that those guys were tools and that there's a solid place for Pr0n in every relationship. I hide mine.

and i shamefully sometimes have fapped instead of offering sortius some sex and then later he has wanted sex and i havent been interested because i had fapped earlier :(

I have this voracious appetite and usually think about sex alot and that sometimes leads to masturbation...sometimes in some weird places too. I dont always need Pron either...There have been periods in my life where i have just spent my days looking at pron and nothing else and only acheiving about 20 orgasms a day instead of going out....no wonder my vibrator broke!!!!

[lostreality]

she doesn't enjoy giving head too much because of the mistrust she has developed from giving it to previous boyfirends.


wtf. please eloborate.