Barry Manilow got me makeup sex!!

[m0loch]

So my wife of fifteen years (next thusday) and I were having a kind of lull in our relationship. Still can't put a finger on what caused it, just a really weird time. We weren't talking and it just sucked for like three weeks. Neither of us were sleeping and things were really strained. Something had to give! I burned a totally legal* copy of "Can't smile without you" on to a CD, snuck to my wife's work, loaded it in her CD player in her car and adjusted the volume to the proper setting.

It worked. That simple yet extremely gay gesture got us talking and fucking again. w00t. Thanks Barry Manilow.






*as per the copyright laws of Anarctica and Mars, possibly others.

[t101]

The big nose gets the ladiez.

[landmachine]

see, i've done an on and off thing with certain girls for years on end, and it's never gotten boring. i guess it's just because i'm terribly interesting.

[Enos]

You cannot beat Mr Manilow

[kré]

that's not something to brag about.

[gooey]

So my wife of fifteen years (next thusday) and I were having a kind of lull in our relationship. Still can't put a finger on what caused it, just a really weird time. We weren't talking and it just sucked for like three weeks. Neither of us were sleeping and things were really strained. Something had to give! I burned a totally legal* copy of "Can't smile without you" on to a CD, snuck to my wife's work, loaded it in her CD player in her car and adjusted the volume to the proper setting.

It worked. That simple yet extremely gay gesture got us talking and fucking again. w00t. Thanks Barry Manilow.

well done dude - great story

[Hit And Rum]

Nice work. Extremely gay but also extremely effective and cause it increased nobbing you were the winner!

[StygiaN]

Is there anything Barry can't do?

ps. it's not gay if you get hetro loving from it, it's not gay wearing a pink shirt or putting a dildo up your bum if you are getting loving from it!

[Shootz]

Are we talking about Tom Green from Road Trip?

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream?

[Hit And Rum]

Is there anything Barry can't do?

ps. it's not gay if you get hetro loving from it, it's not gay wearing a pink shirt or putting a dildo up your bum if you are getting loving from it!

Manilow - yes. Pink shirt - yes. Dildo up my rectum - no.

[StygiaN]

Come on Hit and Rum, you know you like to have a little finger up your but when your on the recieving end of a blowie. Who doesn't?

:)