What type of genitals do you have?

[Pirate]

La la la

[diggy]

I think Pirate has finally snapped.
Must be all the drugs from all the subscription money...

[TheJackal001]

Well it is official, there has been two people with male genitalia who have voted on this poll

[excalibur]

now it's 7

[hooptieride]

8.

[badpauly]

10

[badpauly]

10
Bwahahahahahaha... *fills in for the Count*

[Thyrd]

Everyone give Pirate +Rep to soothe his drug addled brain! :D

[Whiskers]

I am woman, hear me.....whatever.

[hooptieride]

I am woman, hear me......
Whinge?

[TheJackal001]

13 Males
1 Female
Thats pretty crap odds of any of us guys getting laid, ah well there is only one option left then canabalism

[Whiskers]

Whinge?

Well, you won't be hearing me moan your name.....

[hooptieride]

13 Males
1 Female
Thats pretty crap odds of any of us guys getting laid, ah well there is only one option left then canabalism

Well if the other 12 dudes are :fag: I won't have a problem

Well, you won't be hearing me moan your name.....

Thats right baby, I won't make you moan i'll make you SCREAM my name :p

[TheJackal001]

Well last time i checked i was not :fag: , no that there is anything wrong with that. But im willing to share. . . :p

[The Avatar]

Male, and not :fag: thankyou very much.

Hehe, I love :tits:

Because I am :banana:

These smileys are really :swear:

But I wont say anything cause im a goddamn filthy :hippy:

[metalhed00]

Well, you won't be hearing me moan your name.....

OUCH!

[kleph]

Well last time i checked i was not :fag: , no that there is anything wrong with that. But im willing to share. . . :p

"Are you some kind of homosexual?"
"No sir. But I'm willing to learn."

- Stripes

[Diamondzzz]

:p :banana: Stiff shit you blokes - things are looking good for us sheilas though ;)

[SamBo]

:p :banana: Stiff shit you blokes - things are looking good for us sheilas though ;)
what an intelligent way to spend your first post here....

[minorproblem]

I think there are some guys with man tits that would qualify as having both male and female bits.

And as for the guys outnumbering the girls I say we just invite everyone to the zhouse remove all warning signs from dangerious objects and then as the night progresses natural selection will remove those "weaker" males from the group. Though you may just find me and a special someone in one of the zgeeker rooms.....erm

[Glompbot]

Female.

[Thyraeus]

http://www.anniversary-weddinggifts.com/web_images/web_images/MT174.jpg

[jasebert]

I am not sure what bits I have....... it looks a little weird down there. As in bizzare internet porno wierd....

[astro]

My bits shoot lasers.

[Chrissy]

La la la

I have a La la la ;)

[Chrissy]

La la la

I have a La la la ;)

[Thyraeus]

My man Bits:

[sperm]

the poll should have been open to see who voted what ! :grr:

then I would be able to update my stalking list appropiately :cool:

[tikdoph]

Drill bits.

[SuCC]

Mayb there should be a female pr0n forum?

[lostreality]

13 Males
1 Female
Thats pretty crap odds of any of us guys getting laid, ah well there is only one option left then

bukkake

[timace]

lol. 146 - 18.

[lectrotext]

My bit has a value of 1. I suspect that girls have a value of 0. The other options will require quantum computing to figure out.

[sneagelman]

Underused!

[TheAwesome]

Stiff shit you blokes - things are looking good for us sheilas though


If its looking good for all the girls, that usually means its looking good for the guys. If you are implying that you can get lots of sex, that dosnt bother us guys.... if you want it, we give it (within reason). You might get variety, but most guys are just happy with a vagina!

[djgcorporation]

I'm hetroexperimental cause i'm a scientist.

[nique]

ihave my own female pink bits but i have male bits on a contracted lease arrangement. i recommend voting for similar arrangements.( i also welcome offers from other interested parties during the renegotiation period)

[Munchkin]

I had a 'male bit' that my friend sent me because she thought it would cheer me up .. it was about 4 inches long, sticky and stretchy ... it was good for stress relief cus you could throw it at walls, and tie it in knots :p

[sherlockohms]

I've got mail bits,. but my favorite female bits are the ones that look like a couple of twinkies pushed together.
I'll supply the cream filling, dear!!!

[Budman42]

Sausage party.....

[beachcomber]

I cut them off with a hack saw years ago. They were too high mantainence

[hooptieride]

I cut them off with a hack saw years ago. They were too high mantainence
Are you Romanian by any chance?

[rin]

i am a girl :) with a pusswah! (not an octopusswah!) :p

[snoopen]

It's obvious the majority of votes will be "Male bits" as the key word in the title of this appeals primarily to us horny geek boys. Though it would also appeal to some damp geek gurls. That and theres always a lack of geek gurls abroad. Anything else will visit at its own accord...

[LauraleeBug]

My bits shoot lasers.

OI! At the speed of light?! .....

... er, I wouldn't brag about that ! :p j/k

I am Borg, - er - Bug - er, a FEMALE Bug :)

[BtrFly]

female btrfly :D

hehe well i would have that wouldnt i?

[Chocoholic]

I can see what most of you have, i want to know what you would like?

[Afta Image]

I like female bits, probably cause I only have male bits :p .

[Juice Biscuit]

I can see what most of you have, i want to know what you would like?


Ones that look like they fell off the under side of a horse.

[FuncowK]

Those of you who voted female bits = please post pics. :D

[arelius19]

interesting way to phrase the question of wether were male/female/mix/none of the above

[quartz_donkey]

There's no option for whats down there. *looks down, shrugs

[T-WRX]

I'd love some female bits to put in a box. I'm taking donations.

[Broken]

am i the only one with hair on my bits?????
or wait is that an STD hmm intersting

[waeom]

dun wanna turn out like those fijians!! nobody wants to be like that....

An Irish mate of mine was talking about the stuff they get up to which apparently is socially acceptable (the guy on guy experimentation) as chick on chick experimentation is here and everywhere.....

Fking crazy...

[batmanx2]

no bits here

[RedMaN]

I call him Stanley.... as in the power drill ;)

[beachcomber]

I didn't know I had any

[and3w]

Depends on how cold I am :-) ^You are Ken or Action Man :-) ^

[johny_roberts]

All I know is whenever I take a piss the water is always cold. fucking need heaters in urinals and toilets...

that is all

[and3w]

It's a bugger when you scratch the tip on those salt cake things in the urinals, isn't it :-)

[johny_roberts]

It's a bugger when you scratch the tip on those salt cake things in the urinals, isn't it :-)

Ya I bring handy wipes to clean the tip. fucking vile things those are

[DodgyAmnesiac]

man... what a sausage fest

[Leeloo]

I'm a girl geek.

But I like looking at both genders of geeks. As long as they're hot. :rolleyes:

[Elentari]

we need more chicks! :tits:

[STallingU]

we need more chicks! :tits:
I need more chicks! :tits:

[Javaira]

Next time one of my single female friends complains to me about the lack of men, I will know where to point her. Although I am not sure that porn addicted, geeks will be what they are looking for. Still nothing better for the ego than a bit of attention whoring on the internet. Makes even the loniest female feel all warm and fuzzy thinking of all the guys that might be fapping over them.

[Javaira]

I call him Stanley.... as in the power drill ;)


It's a bugger when you scratch the tip on those salt cake things in the urinals, isn't it :-)

All I know is whenever I take a piss the water is always cold. fucking need heaters in urinals and toilets...

that is all

No good without the pics. :p

[STallingU]

Next time one of my single female friends complains to me about the lack of men, I will know where to point her. Although I am not sure that porn addicted, geeks will be what they are looking for. Still nothing better for the ego than a bit of attention whoring on the internet. Makes even the loniest female feel all warm and fuzzy thinking of all the guys that might be fapping over them.
I wouldn't be that addicted to pr0n if I had the real thing.
Can you show us your Female bits? :tits: :p

[pliskin]

Next time one of my single female friends complains to me about the lack of men, I will know where to point her. Although I am not sure that porn addicted, geeks will be what they are looking for. Still nothing better for the ego than a bit of attention whoring on the internet. Makes even the loniest female feel all warm and fuzzy thinking of all the guys that might be fapping over them.

its not only geeks that are porn addicted. we just seem to have more of it because we know how to use 'puters , and therefore have access to lots of it. id glady give up porn for a warm blooded, female companion ( human only need apply, thru pm)

[kashel]

I have a wang.

[Javaira]

I wouldn't be that addicted to pr0n if I had the real thing.
Can you show us your Female bits? :tits: :p

It's all your going to get at this stage. (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=34248&page=25&pp=15)

Edit:BTW, I didn't mean there was anything wrong with being porn addicted geeks. I am one myself, just that most women say they want stuff (like a man), then refuse to look for it in the most obvious places (like a male dominated area, such as zgeek).

[sperm]

its not only geeks that are porn addicted. we just seem to have more of it because we know how to use 'puters , and therefore have access to lots of it. id glady give up porn for a warm blooded, female companion ( human only need apply, thru pm)
I like porn, I dont think I could give it up. I would gladly give up fapping tho for sex with girlies :D

[Sanura]

female bits, but if I own a dido and a man does it count as having both? :)

My man is a porn addicted geek... so am I, actually..

[muppet]

*stands up* My name's MuPPeT, and I have girl bits *sits down*

[dogwomble]

I have a wang.

Isn't that a brand of computers from the early to mid 80's? You know, xt type machines?

[rusky85]

The Male to Female ratio is a bit sad.

At least 21 people there have both bits to make the 4 S's of the morning easier. Shit Shower Shave and Sex.

[Xythan]

There are a freakishly extraordinary number of hermaphrodites on here...did everyone's parents live too close to the High Voltage powerlines?