What shouldn't you laugh at?

[Pirate]

What shouldn't you laugh at?

[Aardvark]

Friends

[BtrFly]

people who drop things...

[thingy]

"Why is everybody always picking on me." "Because you run like a girl and you sit down to pee!"

I cannot remember any more lines from that song.

[SamBo]

Relatives being fed into a wood chipper

How could you do anything BUT laugh at that? :p

[The Avatar]

child porn. That shit is not funny.

Someone get me a weapon.

[Merudo]

why isn't this multiple choice?

I was going to pick fatal car wrecks as something NOT to laugh at then i saw child pr0n....


oh well, i vote for both of them


edit: why isn't david hasselhoff on this list? :greenman:

[Cassa]

thingy: cos you took your mum to the prom and you got lucky.

[hooptieride]

Everything can be laughed at.

[That Bloke]

What shouldn't you laugh at?
Woody Allen

[dwarfthrower]

Woody Allen
Ray Romano

Anybody that laughs at that fucker's lame attempts at humour should be shot.

[TK-421]

Should not laugh at customers with funny names.

[Aardvark]

It gets harder and harder to laugh at anything on TV, movies, comedians... Maybe it's 'cause I'm getting old and I was brought up on an older brand of comedy to the young hooligans of today, but I just don't find comedy funny anymore. We have cable, we get the comedy channel. The only thing I'll laugh at is South Park. Everything else is like watching a man get a root canal. Except less funny than that

I'm guessing its because corproate types are trying their hardest to market comedy as they've done to music and failing, because all the technology in the world can't make someone funny. Unless you drop it on them from a great height. That would be funny

[Cassa]

As if you wouldn't laugh at sensitive people. gotta toughen the fuckers up somehow.





I say this as a sensitive person who only cries on the inside.

[LauraleeBug]

As if you wouldn't laugh at sensitive people. gotta toughen the fuckers up somehow. I say this as a sensitive person who only cries on the inside.

Don't often disagree with you, m'dear; and don't exactly think we do here, either - but I voted for "sensitive person" and I'll tell you why (from one who can't help but cry on the outside as well - how embarassing at times.. I used to wish I could have my tear ducts removed! :) ) ... But anyway, back on pointe -

In each choice, there is a "someone" who it's happening to, right? Now, nothing implies that they are not also laughling at themselves; or will in a few (minutes, days, weeks) because that's the way they're made...

Now, the "sensitive person" is obviously the only one on the list in actual pain atm - and it's sad to laugh at ANYONE in these situations who is in the middle of it and in pain....

Whether the person chooses to laugh, and when (time is a big factor in healing process) is time for any/everyone else to as well - else I feel it's cruel.

I should know, I make jokes all the time. I have had a "Chinese (one from column A, one from column B) Menu" of childhood abuse; which I laugh like hell at NOW, but that took a while. In fact, about 20 yrs & $100K worth of therapy (US$ of course!)...

At first (age 12=16) I was scared (that I'd never get out alive);
Then I was paranoid (after I moved out - Age 17-22)
then I was Angry! (muthafucka doing that shit to a kid! :mad: Age 23 - 32)
then I first tried to get help & perspective (ages 23 - 29);
then I got the expensive above mentioned "treatment" (ages 29 - 32)
then I got back to living; got married for awhile; divorced; went through a "phoenix phase" (thanx to ZGeek) -
Then moved to Aussie to get my head together;

And now I feel I've come full circle. (35) I just gotta wait for rewards for past good deeds to come my way.....
And comin' round the corner - yes they are; I am sure of it! :)

"Instant Karma's gonna get you, gonna knock you off your feet;
Better be nice to your brother, and everyone you meet...."
What in the world you thinking of? Laughin in the face of love?
Who on Earth do you think you are? A superstar - well, alright - You Are ... "

"But We All Shine On; like the moon & the stars & the sun... Yes we All Shine On - on&on&on.... yeahyeah, alright.... "

Words & Music by: JLennon & YOno, Performed by "Plastic Ono Band" circa 1971; "Instant Karma" <-- just add water, :p From the "Happy XMas - War is Over" album :1337:

[Aardvark]

At first I was afraid, I was petrified....

[The Avatar]

Don't often disagree with you, m'dear; and don't exactly think we do here, either - but I voted for "sensitive person" and I'll tell you why (from one who can't help but cry on the outside as well - how embarassing at times.. I used to wish I could have my tear ducts removed! :) ) ... But anyway, back on pointe -

In each choice, there is a "someone" who it's happening to, right? Now, nothing implies that they are not also laughling at themselves; or will in a few (minutes, days, weeks) because that's the way they're made...

Now, the "sensitive person" is obviously the only one on the list in actual pain atm - and it's sad to laugh at ANYONE in these situations who is in the middle of it and in pain....

Whether the person chooses to laugh, and when (time is a big factor in healing process) is time for any/everyone else to as well - else I feel it's cruel.

I should know, I make jokes all the time. I have had a "Chinese (one from column A, one from column B) Menu" of childhood abuse; which I laugh like hell at NOW, but that took a while. In fact, about 20 yrs & $100K worth of therapy (US$ of course!)...

At first (age 12=16) I was scared (that I'd never get out alive);
Then I was paranoid (after I moved out - Age 17-22)
then I was Angry! (muthafucka doing that shit to a kid! :mad: Age 23 - 32)
then I first tried to get help & perspective (ages 23 - 29);
then I got the expensive above mentioned "treatment" (ages 29 - 32)
then I got back to living; got married for awhile; divorced; went through a "phoenix phase" (thanx to ZGeek) -
Then moved to Aussie to get my head together;

And now I feel I've come full circle. (35) I just gotta wait for rewards for past good deeds to come my way.....
And comin' round the corner - yes they are; I am sure of it! :)

"Instant Karma's gonna get you, gonna knock you off your feet;
Better be nice to your brother, and everyone you meet...."
What in the world you thinking of? Laughin in the face of love?
Who on Earth do you think you are? A superstar - well, alright - You Are ... "

"But We All Shine On; like the moon & the stars & the sun... Yes we All Shine On - on&on&on.... yeahyeah, alright.... "

Words & Music by: JLennon & YOno, Performed by "Plastic Ono Band" circa 1971; "Instant Karma" <-- just add water, :p From the "Happy XMas - War is Over" album :1337:


Thats great and all for you, but you are the first person who I have met(though not in person, so maybe you dont really exist and Im replying to my imaginary friend, and people here are going "who the hell is this whacko talking about, but maybe zgeek is also in my imagin......err I digress), who can actually laugh at her childhood abuse. Also, many of these poor bastards dont seek help, maybe because they cant trust anyone ever again or maybe because they dont have the money.....

All I can say is when I wrote that comment, in my mind I was thinking about some poor 6year old girl on a bed with some sick asshole laughing in the dark background. (My imagination is mighty powerfull), and once that thought was in my mind, I got really angry.

I want to become a cop or a fed and work in the internet crimes division in Australia, but I cant really see it happening because once I track down some sick fuck, I would not be able to arrest him, I would shoot him in the balls, then the legs, then the gut and then I would sit down happily and watch him die. And I dont think I would be able to stop myself from doing it.

[LauraleeBug]

Please don't think that way, sweetie; I've had lots of friends, family & others who feel the same way - but some good came out of it, perhaps....

I am a strong person, but a sensitive one; I stand up for my own & other ppl's rights; I'm not afraid of anything anymore - and worst of all - I seen it all...

But I made myself a promise, when I was 3 yrs old. (The year of my first "clinical panic attack" <-- dunno, maybe I was born this way or maybe it's like Michael Moore said - we were bred into FEAR in america...) Anyway, this promise was after a weird encounter where my mom threw my real dad out (quite aggressively I must say)...

And I remember sitting under a cupboard or something after it was all over & he was gone - just staring at the side of her face while she did her usual activity (sit at the table, drink coffee, smoke cigarettes) - when all the sudden, I said to her (not outloud but LOUD in my head) "I don't care what happens; I'm never gonna be like you. I'm never gonna give up being "nice" (as you gotta understand; the feedback I got from my rellies like her mom (my other grandmother who died when I was 22) were all so negative "Joycie (my mom) used to be generous like you, Lauralee - until she got "smart" etc.

So I also promised myself I would also NEVER forget what it felt like to be a kid - because as one - I thought grownups were needlessly clueless, let's say (as in - FFS, Mum - how could NOT have heard of it?);

And I promised myself I was gonna be ME, for better or worse. No political friendships (even on the lowest denominator - it sux to watch...) no compromising of my principles to ANYONE. Even if I have to get divorced at the "wrong time" and take the last chance of a lifetime and move across the world; all the while because you believe you deserve something better...

Rape isn't a crime of SEX; it's a crime of control - so it also does NOT have to affect your sexlife (it didn't mine - even w/o therapy) maybe because I fought so hard and won in the end....... Don't know, but - I know it can be forgotten; or joked about at GREAT LENGTH (it's one of the sources of amusement in my life now - see thread about cliche's!) because if you can't get rid of junk; I usually make it into something - I'm crafty like that! LOL! No, not foxtrot-like; I just do a lot of weird projects - everything from gardening to studying Buddhism, to making market trades, to making a well balanced dinner for my husband & my dog & cat; to knitting & beadword; and ALWAYS my magick...

So, thanx, baby - but I'm ok, really. And I wanna help others in my boat to be okay too... So, for that reason alone - I make myself "available" to ppl - plus I really *do* love ppl - it's cool to watch 'em........ :)

[LauraleeBug]

Alright, this thread doesn't have to turn into a BUMMER guys!

Let's go with comments - I'm ok, it's just another day; another thread - so c'mon out & Play!!! :D

[Evil Dan]

My advice is don't laugh at Germans.


They don't like it.

[The Avatar]

Wat... ze germans???

[Hired Goon]

yeah the Germans ain't got no sense of humour. I was all like "Why did Hitler commit suicide? Cos the Jews sent him a gas bill! (boom tish). Hey hey! Give it up for Hitler ladies and gentlemen, he's aaalright" and the Germans just looked at me and said "Zat ist not funny".

On reflection, they probably had a point :p

[reykjavik]

Should not laugh at customers with funny names.

Just like at work when I see freight addressed to:

Dr Victor Boctor
Vladimir Softcock
Gaye Cumming

[Fitty]

Why isn't there a "they're all funny" option?

[Fitty]

What's purple, 12" long and makes the ladies scream all night? *Hint... first option*

[royale]

herpes just isnt funny man

[Afta Image]

My advice is don't laugh at Germans.


They don't like it.

Chewy, or Evil Dan will come to your house and cut you....

[Marshall77]

My advice is don't laugh at Germans.


They don't like it.

But they started the war :tits:

[Serpent_Girl]

I shouldn't really laugh at people getting hurt, even seriously...but it's just so damn funny!! :eek:

[jacoby]

I think the poll should be called, "What should you laugh at?". There's only a couple I'd select :confused:

[RedMaN]

Wat... ze germans???
Great Snatch reference *thumbs up*

Child pron..... that shit it ain't funny :barf:

[iaidoka]

shouldnt laugh when someone challenges you with "do you think this is funny ?!"

leads to detention, getting fired, being denied sex.. depending on your current relationship with your teacher, boss, wife, etc.

[djgcorporation]

Does everyone else think you should laugh at child porn?

[beachcomber]

As much as I like porn, hurting kids makes me want to vomit. I like the old granny with the goo-eee cunts hte best. What do you blokes like?

[arelius19]

laughing at most of those is so sickly sadistic i can see almost everyone finding them hilarious becuase its so wrong...

[druckfugged]

There's that bit in 'Jerry McGuire' where he comes bursting in apologising and she says "you had me at hello" and I just cry like a baby. I love that movie.

[ms edeity]

i cry to think someone got paid to pen that soppy crap...should've had a german intern.

[DestRuct0r]

Rape is no laughing matter...unless of course you're raping a clown.

[rumbaba]

so what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese?

[Directed]

Trying to think of something funny about child porn. Nope, nothing there. Feeding relatives in the wood-chipper, though, NOW THATS A KNEE SLAPPER!

[gunsella]

i won. i won.

i picked child-pr0n!

[Aardvark]

Think of it this way. At least the kids in kiddie pr0n are working for their candy. Unlike the rest of the goddamn children who are screaming, crying, carrying on and making too much damn noise IN PUBLIC until their parents buy them candy to shut them up


Hey, I gave it my best shot

[Arcainus]

gotta go with da kiddy pr0n, I got accused of shit like that once and it wasn't cool.

[ttpuk]

wheres the piles?

[Afta Image]

Anything I say????

[TheBloatedFish]

The Brass eye Pedophile special if anyone has seen it thats probably the closest thing you will find to laughing at child abuse, it sounds sick but you will watch it and laugh your arse off!!

[Z-Man]

You shouldn't laugh at dumbasses who jump off there roofs while doing wrestling moves onto tables on the ground, and then they wonder why they got hurt as they are in pain.

You should not laugh at this but it is damn funny to watch.

[Arcainus]

Me mates younger brother is a member of a backyard wrestling team he started. The sad part of it is I had agreed to join in on the death match they were planning (the only real match they had they started) but i think it got cancelled cause of the cops

[ewe2]

cane toads...never laugh at cane toads. i did once and i've always regretted it...

[thingy]

cane toads...never laugh at cane toads. i did once and i've always regretted it...
Why? I laugh at Queenslanders all the time. They make it so easy.

[Juice Biscuit]

Rove Mcmanus






It only encourages him.

[Tigress]

Dwarfs. Dwarfs are damn funny! Those little arms flailing about...being able to put a hand on their head and lean back while they try to hit you with their stubby arms and kick you with their stubby legs. Oh, I digress...

Cot death definately isn't funny - to be so happy to have your child brought into this world, to have it so cruely ripped away from you so soon...I can't even begin to understand the pain.

[beachcomber]

I always have to ask my doctor to please not laugh at my penis

[the_mexican_one]

For all the noobs out there, I want you to know that there is someone on your side! I do not think we should laugh at noobs or their noobish ways! Oh who am I kidding, it's just so much fun to laugh at them

[Fuzzy Dice]

Herpes. Because you keep that shit forever, like luggage.

[still life]

Where's the option for "none of the options, it's ALL good" ?

[MasterFarter]

You absolutely cant help laughing at a good fanny fart!

[Guest.]

You should never laugh at a Cat.

[Something Fast]

You absolutely cant help laughing at a good fanny fart!
Did you have to watch Big Brother Uncut last night too?

[Sanura]

You should try never to laugh at anyone who is incredibly angry and yelling at you.
Unless, of course, it is your goal to infuriate them beyond reason.

[4X4]

Sensitive people. I swear, if anyone laughs at just ONE, :fu:


Now for a herd of monkies!
:pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy: :pumpy:

[kebabs]

little kids falling over

[Nandragon]

Hmmmm...

Childporn followed by penis size....

[4X4]

Hmmmm...

Childporn followed by penis size....


Agreed with Child porn, but people who are ashamed of their penises are ignnorant, as long as you have SOMETHING in between you can still have sex, so that's why it isn't th end of the of the world if I laugh at this man's knob: :pir8dan:

[Z-Man]

Narcaleptic Zombies.. you don't want to wake them up

[Jabro]

people in wheelchairs, unless it's cos they sprained their ankle

[WinterMuteAu]

Child pron = the wrongest!!

Fatal wreck I suppose are not so funny, but still funnier than most comedy on tv nowdays.

[shytilwet]

How many times did you vote for 'Me', Pirate?






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