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Pirate
23-11-2004, 12:59 PM
What is glue made from?

walkingwetdream
23-11-2004, 01:01 PM
What is glue made from?

Sticky stuff.

TK-421
23-11-2004, 01:05 PM
Sticky stuff.
With a name like that, I believe what ever he says about a topic on sticky stuff.

dwarfthrower
23-11-2004, 01:10 PM
Lemurs

lostreality
23-11-2004, 01:13 PM
david hasselhoffen

Goat Boy
23-11-2004, 01:23 PM
What is glue made from?
Spider-Man's baby gravy

Merudo
23-11-2004, 01:40 PM
The 'hoff. Of course.

imp
23-11-2004, 01:42 PM
Babies but only the evil ones

psi_ko
23-11-2004, 02:45 PM
wheres the option for Man juice?

gertie
23-11-2004, 07:50 PM
wheres the option for Man juice?

David Hasselhoff is all the man juice you could ask for baby.
http://www.melemarce.com/Miti_passati/Immagini/davhasselhoff_dave13.jpg

catt
23-11-2004, 09:00 PM
by boiling collagenous animal parts such as bone, hooooves and hides (ickky stuff)

dwarfthrower
23-11-2004, 09:03 PM
Lemurs

MisterBishi
23-11-2004, 09:41 PM
Glue is fucking metal.

DAnube
24-11-2004, 08:11 PM
glu is made from ppls tonsils.... and grandmothers

excalibur
24-11-2004, 08:35 PM
David Hasselhof, he's no use for anything but glue.

BtrFly
24-11-2004, 08:44 PM
lepers :p

matty
24-11-2004, 08:49 PM
Well your grandmother had a pet cat. Her cat went had sex with a horse and had babies. These babies ate metal legos and died and their skins were used to make special pants to cover hasselhoff's little pin which was crawling with horny microbes. These microbes eventually evolved into some kind of rancid pants custard and because of hasselhoffs habits, this custard ended up on fairys and puppy dog's tails.
Homeless people like puppies.

and that is what glue is made from.

i dont make sense

Evil Dan
24-11-2004, 08:49 PM
I'm not sure whats in it........

But it sure does smell good.

The Cunt
24-11-2004, 09:11 PM
secretions.

repeat
25-11-2004, 12:48 AM
Ethyl 2-cyanoacrylate (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ethyl+2-cyanoacrylate)

s3raph
25-11-2004, 01:00 AM
Well I put down homeless people but thats more wishful thinking than anything else, I mean to think that they might make glue out of horsies?

gooey
10-12-2004, 12:57 PM
custard - the pants down variety

StygiaN
10-12-2004, 06:52 PM
David Hasselhof, he's no use for anything but glue.

Did he not play a part in uniting Germany and brining down the wall? That's quite glue like.

druckfugged
10-12-2004, 07:30 PM
My theory on Hasselhoff is that he's actually not very popular in Germany at all...he's actually just the front man for a Colombian drug cartel money laundering scam and that the I.R.S. is actually just too embarrassed to ask where his money's coming from.

Evil Dan
10-12-2004, 07:39 PM
I heard that imposing Hasselhoff on ze Germans was some sort of payback for WWII

tikdoph
10-12-2004, 08:14 PM
Can you people please show some sensitivity? This is a very sticky subject.

RedMaN
11-12-2004, 10:33 AM
It's all about Hasselhoff... sans pants ;)

Asmodeus
11-12-2004, 04:31 PM
hasselhoffs freshly beaten baby batter

and3w
14-12-2004, 06:09 AM
rubbery stuff that sticks to my nostrils..bit like super-sticky snot
or
bones (especially the tiny little ones in your ear..that's why it's so expensive for schools to buy)

Kez
14-12-2004, 04:10 PM
Glue is made from Glue!!!

And if all else fails, David Hasselhoff!

timace
14-12-2004, 08:23 PM
hobos!@

gunsella
03-01-2005, 09:49 PM
glue is made from soylent green

johny_roberts
08-01-2005, 10:12 AM
Babies but only the evil ones

And the real ugly ones

WiTT
13-01-2005, 01:33 PM
I think Pirate has been sniffing way too much glue and he aint getting that good vibe feeling any more so now he wants to create his own homebrand glue and take over the world - or something like that.

Lego is like glue but not as messy :)

void*
13-01-2005, 02:45 PM
glue is made from soylent green

And don't forget soylent green is people.

Mmmm custard

Budman42
14-01-2005, 12:21 PM
All natural adhesive comes from Sinus Oysters

The_Kingpin
24-01-2005, 05:00 PM
did you realy think they buried your grandmother when she died? if we buried all the dead people in the world we woulda run out places to bury them a long time ago. therefore the only logical explanation is glue. its also where all the homeless people went during the sydney olympics

T-WRX
24-01-2005, 05:07 PM
rotting spam

TheBloatedFish
12-03-2005, 09:19 PM
Isn't the plural peni?

~vjay~
12-03-2005, 09:38 PM
You forgot the obvious answer.

Glue is made from all the body parts Michael Jackson didn't want anymore when he kept getting plastic surgery. :D

metalgod
17-03-2005, 12:27 AM
The answer is obvious.... Metal \m/

beachcomber
18-03-2005, 09:11 AM
I have known some homeless people who wound up as glue on the asphalt after trying to cross the street drunk

Boobmeister
19-03-2005, 06:27 PM
The homeless people they kicked out of Sydney when the Olympics were on ... has anyone seen any of them since? huh huh huh ????

Up_All_Night
19-03-2005, 06:36 PM
i find the issues raised in this thread of recycling people to be intriging

Hellgrf
15-04-2005, 01:21 AM
Babies but only the evil ones
U mean all the babies... THERE ALL FUKIN EVIL!!!! :mad: :mad:

hgerman
15-04-2005, 03:04 PM
Mate put the lot of em in a vat and boil slowly

LauraleeBug
03-05-2005, 12:33 PM
spooge!

munganah
16-09-2005, 06:17 PM
david hasselhoff,that prick sticks to everything

muppet
20-05-2006, 09:52 PM
homeless people.. all that crap that builds up on them over the years from never having a shower is what makes glue sticky

lego72
22-09-2006, 05:40 PM
The Hoff is god and is therefore in all things

Newsworthy
21-05-2007, 10:36 AM
Horse Penises.

The Horse, because there's fuckall they get used for after they're flogged to death by racing industry fuckwits.

Penises, for the giggle factor.