If you were to eat at McDonalds, what would it be?

[Pirate]

If you where to eat at McDonalds, what would it be?

[Canalien]

Crispy Chicken Focaccia Burger.

*cluck*

[Chocoholic]

I would go a chocolate/caramel sunday with the chocolate topping on the top and caramel on the bottom.

[Merudo]

quarter pounder or big mac. probably quarter pounder.


Used to get urinal cakes, but lately they havent really been that crash hot , so i'm giving them a break.
Not really healthy for you either.

[Scythe]

The cute 17 year old behind the counter.

[Benwah]

"ow! that damn sandwich just bit me!"

"we need more special sauce, put that expired mayonaise in the sun!"

In answer to your questions, if I really really had to, probs a sundae (tm)

[imp]

Quater Pounder

BTW it's were ... not where ;) Please don't hurt me

[Aardvark]

Quarter Pounders. They taste nice, they're available at 3 in the morning and they're bad for me. I don't get people bitching about maccas. Yes, it's bad for you. They're trying and failing to clean up their unhealthy image, but they won't be going away anytime soon, because of lardarses like me who are only prepared to live to 25 anyway, anything beyond that being a happy bonus

[t101]

Water. Maybe

[repeat]

The cookies

[hooptieride]

Well I never eat at macca's unless I am very very very drunk, and in these instances I will eat a cheeseburger if there are no kebabs close by.

[MisterBishi]

I have a craving for McDonalds now. :mad:

Sausage & Egg McMuffin plz.

[SOC]

I've never eaten a Big Mac in my life, and I'm not gonna start now. I usually have a fillet o' fish.

[Zan]

If I have too much money, and I go to a McDonalds, then I usually have what my friend recommended to me when he worked there.

A Big Mac, but with the middle bit of bread replaced with a chicken pattie, large fries + supersize coke.

When I put junk into my body, I like do it right.

[Disco Bear]

What's a McDonalds?

Sounds like a Scottish restaurant.

[iaidoka]

The cute 17 year old behind the counter.

Damn you beat me to it

[johny_roberts]

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese please. A Quarter Pounder just does not satisfy me to the max (and for all you people who say you will get fat and have high cholesterol I respond with this "weigh 150 and passed my physical with flying colors)

[TK-421]

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese please.
Don't all quarter pounders come with cheese?

[BtrFly]

all i can say is breakfast only... oh and the cookies/sundaes... that said, i havent eaten at macdonalds in at least a year. and then it was a breakfast - the hash browns are the only good bit!

[Scumbag]

english muffin

yoghurt

apple

hash brown

salad

[rin]

when i go to McDooooonald's i would normally get a McChicken or Quarter Pounder meal (with sprite of course) :)

but if the happy meals have good toys, then i have that instead (i started a collection of neopets but i didn't get very far :() yes, i am such a kid! :p but they were really cute!

the only thing off the salads plus menu i'd eat is that crispy chicken foccacia burger :D that was yum! :D

i must say McDonald's tastes better than it used to... i think cos they're using canola oil now the chips taste better... i've been having brekky with SamBo at Macca's recently and it's been good :D

[The Avatar]

Urinal cakes have so much more flavour to them. Also they are free!!!!

Tastes better then Macdonalds burgers and Cheaper = teh winner!!

[TK-421]

Urinal cakes have so much more flavour to them. Also they are free!!!!

Tastes better then Macdonalds burgers and Cheaper = teh winner!!
Plus if you don't wanna finish it, you can take it home and use it there.

[gwalmachi]

Apart from the odd sundae, i havent eaten at maccas in about 3-4 years.

But if i had to, im sure i would eat a McChicken burger. "Now with real chicken breast"...

and tell me..who doesnt like breast?

[The Avatar]

Plus if you don't wanna finish it, you can take it home and use it there.

Thats true, also if you take it home you can customise the taste to your liking!!!

MMmmm Urinlicious!

[Hit And Rum]

Big Mac - extra special sauce.

My girlfriends k-box is also tasty.

[Guest.]

I have a craving for McDonalds now. :mad:

Sausage & Egg McMuffin plz.


Same here!! :swear: Damnit Pirate.....my health is going to suffer because of this poll. May the bite of a thousand dung beetles befall your oversize hobbit feet.

I'd actually go for the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese....mmmffff meat and cheese. Sweet.

[Hit And Rum]

I would like to capture, kill and roast grimace. I have always wanted to know what a giant penis head purple monster tastes like. Haven't you?

[fastfood]

The Burgers are Better, and Wetter*, at Hungry Jacks.

*Adelaide late night tv watchers might get this joke, maybe!

[timace]

This thread induces hunger.

[Megabyte]

I haven't eaten at McDonald's for the past 10 years. I just stopped eating it all of a sudden and then I just didn't want to ruin my streak.
But, if I *had* to eat something there...probably the chicken nuggets

[PantslessPotato]

I'm a nuggets, fries, chocolate shake, and cheesburger girl... occasionally the hotcakes if i'm desperate for brekky.

In regards to the quote "The 17 year old chick behind the counter" these days they're 14 and 15... they start 'em young!

[hooptieride]

I'm a nuggets, fries, chocolate shake, and cheesburger girl... occasionally the hotcakes if i'm desperate for brekky.

In regards to the quote "The 17 year old chick behind the counter" these days they're 14 and 15... they start 'em young!
I feel like eating lots of fucking hash browns right fucking now.

[troubadour]

I've never liked MacDonald's, and I gave up eating similar junk food many years ago. I'm glad I did, as otherwise I would probably have puked when I saw "Supersize Me" a few months ago.

Besides, all fast food companies are evil, money grubbing bastards who will stop at nothing to convert our youth into addicted consumers of their unhealthy products. Supporting them is akin to supporting terrorists. Really.

[RedMaN]

'Do you want any fries with that?'
'If I wanted fries, I would have asked for it bitch!!!!'

Try and upsell me you blithering wench!!
Oh BTW... I would get a McDonkey burger.... I say this cause I reckon they use donkey meat ;)

[RickJames]

Large double quarter meal thanks.......

This thread sucks balls..... its making me want maccas.... i will be strong and not gooooooooo........

[GeeWhiz]

Chicken!

[Natfu]

or a McOz

[and3w]

I have eaten precisely 3 macca'D's in my life, a long time ago.
You do all know they get the oil for frying by popping the pimples of their employees, don't you...thats why they employ such young morons, it's in the 3-ring binder they get from the university of burgerology!

[Bostonmess]

My own faeces :barf:

[and3w]

Bos, great crimbly sig..best crimble song ever. that is all :-)

*wish i had thought of it, fuckin yorkshire bastard ...mumble..mumble rushin fushin danging blom grrrrrr*
^^ my version of mutley^^

[m0loch]

mcdonalds blows goats
that is all

[lostreality]

double sausage and egg mcmuffin. breakfasts are teh yummy! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Afta Image]

Anything but the food.....

[beowulf437]

Hey my daughter worked at McDonalds from the time she was 15 til she was 18 you pervs.

To tell you the truth she was upset when she heard about this after she quit.

http://www.playboy.com/features/features/mcgirls/

[cyberwired]

after watching Super Size Me I dont eat fast food :/
Occasionally I do, but hardly ever

Go the big mac or quarter pounder :D

[-=[BB]=-]

You forgot the nutritional info, that is the only thing in Macca's that is edible (apart from some of the staff)

[winhack]

they the took it away for a time but now its back the big mac

[That Bloke]

Hey my daughter worked at McDonalds from the time she was 15 til she was 18 you pervs.

To tell you the truth she was upset when she heard about this after she quit.

http://www.playboy.com/features/features/mcgirls/

• A clear and legible copy of a government-issued photo ID proving you are 18 or older. If you have two IDs, even better!
• A recent pay stub showing proof of current employment at McDonald's
Ha, like you'd find any Macca's worker apart from the manager who is over 18, here Macca's & KFC will try anything to give you the boot as soon as you turn 18(or before) so they don't have to pay adult wage.

[sneagelman]

Upon careful reflection of all the taste, nutritional, esthetic and other features, urinal cakes wins big.

Also, one must not forget that urinal cakes are certainly healthier to consume than the typical McGarbage.

[lostreality]

Hey my daughter worked at McDonalds from the time she was 15 til she was 18 you pervs.

To tell you the truth she was upset when she heard about this after she quit.

http://www.playboy.com/features/features/mcgirls/


i cant take nekkid photos of her if you want.

[TheAwesome]

Most deffinately the Urainal Cakes..... they are the most nutritional thing there!

[TheAwesome]

they the took it away for a time but now its back the big mac
WTF???

[badkarate]

McDonalds is McCrap. That's just my opinion though.

[Munchkin]

I used to like the fillet o fish things, but went off of them when they put a picture in the paper of a fish worm that was found in a burger :barf:


I dont do McDonalds that often, but if I do, it has to be a chicken burger thingy.

[dilligaf]

To me this poll seems to have been created incorrectly. You can only choose ONE thing to eat. Now surely that would not fill any of us up. We need more unhealty food in this loving institution we call Z(ed)Geek.

[useless_kraap]

Man, you left off the crispy chicken, best thing they have there. I would know, i used to work there (unfortunatly) and that was one of the few thigns that seemed to be actually made of meat. But man, the crispy chicken? with bacon and cheese added to it? damn thats good

[T-WRX]

I have actually been eaten in a McDonalds by my fairly goodlooking shift manager when I was 17. She had to swallow or my schmegma would have frozen to the cooler floor. No lie. It actually happened 7 or 8 times. She was 28.....

[MADCAT]

I'd rather get a sundae then any of their burgers.

[beowulf437]

i cant take nekkid photos of her if you want.

lostreality my wifes says "um . . . No!"

[Sparhawk]

Quarter Pounder only. With my free Coke.

[hooptieride]

I ate a cheeseburger tonight.

[hockeypaul]

Am a big fan of cheeseburgers,,

especially when leaving panthers at 4am and walking over the rd to our 24 hr Macca's :D but at that time in the morning anything tastes good

[Ralmandor]

Kfc

[frgn8r]

Quater Pounder

BTW it's were ... not where ;) Please don't hurt me

Please tell me that typo is on purpose... you should change your name to Prince Harry (another English Nazi).

:banana:

[DOGG]

If aria giovanni were there, i'd eat her out

[hazza]

i eat maccas bout once a year if im drunk and in cremorne.


large quater pounder meal 6 nuggets and an m&m mcflurry

a mate of mine will order up to $20 worth of crap from maccas and still get more, 2 large quater pounder meals, bout 4 cheeseburgers, 9 nuggets maybe a sundae or 2. hes a machine

[brotherkrusty]

Sausage & Egg McMuffin plz.

On a recommendation from my friend I tried a Sausage and Egg McMuffin with Bacon.

...and it was good.

[Directed]

BIC MAC ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Gotta love the 3 buns, 2 burgers, lettuce and awesome thousand island dressing. man I'm hungry, and going to get one right now! Then off to the health club to work that monster back off my gut lol.

[Asmodeus]

bacon egg & cheese biscuits and some hashbrowns with grape jelly on them.

[beowulf437]

It's kinda sad that Australians don't have White Castle, Steak & Shake, or Sonic and are stuck with MacDonalds.

[Whiskers]

Caramel and Oreo McFlurry

[slacker]

If aria giovanni were there, i'd eat her out

too much man juice in her for my liking.

[hooptieride]

It's kinda sad that Australians don't have White Castle, Steak & Shake, or Sonic and are stuck with MacDonalds.
We have a lot of kebab shops. Who gives a fuck about your shitty american fast food.

The arabs got it right centuries ago.

too much man juice in her for my liking.
She only does girl girl and solo scenes doesn't she?

[beachcomber]

I never order anything. I always suck the ketchup out of t he packs and call it a good night out

[4X4]

A Big Tasty meal, or a Caesar salad, with vanilla milkshake

[minorproblem]

It's kinda sad that Australians don't have White Castle, Steak & Shake, or Sonic and are stuck with MacDonalds.
A massive bacon and egg burger with cheese and bbq sauce and egg dripping everywhere from any fish & chip shop would r0x0r you're b0x0rs.

[walrus]

A royale with cheese is what I eat.

I work for the fools and I would have to say that mcchicken and filet o fish are disgusting.

[hooptieride]

Hash Browns.

[johny_roberts]

Today I am going to get a big mac with a large fries and coke..............

Yup in one hour...........

[rosamund]

Burger King. Honestly.

If my mates are eating at McD's, I will usually go to BK, buy a double bacon cheeseburger and join them back in Maccas to eat it.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Double quarter pounder with bacon.

Fuck yeah.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Quater Pounder

BTW it's were ... not where ;) Please don't hurt me

Please tell me that typo is on purpose... you should change your name to Prince Harry (another English Nazi).

:banana:

No no no no, you got it all wrong, its about the actual pounds in Quatar.

http://www.teenwire.com/index.asp?taStrona=http://www.teenwire.com/views/articles/wv_20000613p031.asp

Crickey crickey!

[johny_roberts]

Got back from McDonalds and have to say my stomach felt like shit and I hit the bathroom no less than 2 times.... fuck McDonalds it is killing me

[WibbleMyFins]

>>The 17 year old chick behind the counter
I'm going to the wrong macdonalds it would seem.

[astro]

Double beef and bacon, baby. Oh, Yeah!

[kashel]

Id be eating a triple "fuckn" quarter pounder with cheeese, with a xtra large coke. ( its funny because i didnt know they sold Xtra large cokes until i saw the movie super size me). Afterwards id be on the crapper for a while, but its all worth it :p

[hooptieride]

Those chicken tandoori deli roll thingoes are quite nice.

[trailblazer]

royale with cheese

[royale]

royale with cheese


I dont go to maccas much so you probably wont find me there, and stop it with the cheese gags.

[Jabro]

a pounder!

[4X4]

A Big Tasty!

[snoopen]

Double Beef and Bacon burger... or A McOz burger add bacon. Then again a Triple Cheeseburger add 2 bacon is also good.

[Jabro]

mcflurry with crunchie in it

[t101]

The new beef and mustard thing. Actually tastes nice, probably because it's never seen the fryer.

[say_wat]

I actually dont mind the fries and sundaes, but the rest of the menu makes me feel really sick

[Z-Man]

McNuggets Definetly...

just don't break them open and look inside.

It kind of looks like Empire strikes back when Solo rips open the Ton-Ton and its insides spill out.

[Jimma]

Why can't you choose more than one? And why isn't the Pounder an option on its own?

[TheGorn]

The cute 17 year old behind the counter.
I've never seen a cute one work at maccas.

[ShadowNemesis]

I had to choose nuggest because there was no fries/sundae option.

[Scumbag]

I've never seen a cute one work at maccas.


Theyre cute before they start.

Then once the fat drippings from the fries cooker begins to come in contact with their faces on a regular basis, and they begin regular consumption of the shitty "food" that they serve, most employees suffer from mass pimple infestations on their faces, and put on excessive weight.

Couple that with dehumanizing work for low pay and ugly uniforms, they certainly dont look their best do they. :grr:

[foolish42]

Bring back the McFeast! The only decent McDonalds burger!

On the flip side, I did have a double big mac in the US - 4 patties - insanity!

[muppet]

QP and nuggets thanks

[shytilwet]

The last place I'd ever eat at.

[and3w]

The last place I'd ever eat at.

RTFM! OK, so it's "the last <snip bolloxs>", so now answer the original question..or don't bother posting :bj:

[Dr_B]

i like the napkins

[bOObs]

Depends if i'm pissed or hungover. If i'm pissed - quarter pounder. If i'm hungover - sausage and egg mcmuffin.

Otherwise, I hate Mickie Dee's!

[gplama]

The cute 17 year old behind the counter.

arh yes.. the Fur Burger...

hold the cheese..

[Miss Scarlett]

Definately the urinal cakes - at least you have some chance of guessing the ingredients.

[Seeker]

Burger King.

The chocolate shake from Burgerville, the best shakes I have ever encounted in four continents.

[pnkru`]

im gonna get a double quarter pounder meal and a shake. mmmmmm

[Afta Image]

There Should be a double quarter pounder...

[meg]

There Should be a double quarter pounder...

There is a double quarter pounder. Carlingford Court.
I've had it. It's good.