Rep Whores

[Aardvark]

I dunno, but if you find one, I want pics of you checking her

[and3w]

Her 5 y/o kid likes horses..does that count..*god i'm sick*

[Aardvark]

Hey, when they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position

[Davo_Dinkum]

Please to be note: Zgeek has 8,888 members.

crazy number!

[and3w]

Hey, when they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position

Are you saying I need to have a handful of sugar cubes to shove up her cunt?

God, and I thought *I* was sicK :D

[Funk Puppet]

Mmmmm small boobies with flair.

[ShinymetalASS]

Mmmmm small boobies with flair.


Damn.... see? now the funk has it right....

She's a spunk

And funk spunk...

:D

[Asmodeus]

God, and I thought *I* was sicK :D

old enough to pee, old enough for me.

[Asmodeus]

Damn.... see? now the funk has it right....

She's a spunk

And funk spunk...

:D

of course, tho you have to have the attitude to go with them.

[ShinymetalASS]

I have tude

Besides, Pinger and I have come to a mutual agreement... (tautology?).... we'd rather goodlooking with small tits than ugly fucker with big tits....

hehe

taut

[Juice Biscuit]

yep I agree.


And it should be noted that I am drunk so if you want me to agree or sign for something now is a good time. http://www.stack.myby.co.uk/smile_files/drink.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

Just one more time ;)

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/met-art_av_02085_0002_dce.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

She's a fucken sexy sexy lady for sure

[Asmodeus]

I have tude

Besides, Pinger and I have come to a mutual agreement... (tautology?).... we'd rather goodlooking with small tits than ugly fucker with big tits....

hehe

taut

yep.. quality over quantitty (heh titty)..

tho as ive said before "ugh, i hate chicks with udders"

[ShinymetalASS]

So if there is some genreal agreement about this smaller b00b thing... can we see more of them then????

like, not teeeny tiny, but just a nice handful....

or at least... what i HEAR is a nice handful..... hehe

[Asmodeus]

depends on whose hands we're talking about.. i fit about a d cup, lol.

[ShinymetalASS]

I have small hands, small nose, small feet....

Fuck I'm lucky I wasn't a guy....

[Asmodeus]

I have small hands, small nose, small feet....

Fuck I'm lucky I wasn't a guy....

yeah, but imagine what you'd save in shoes!

besides, i like chicks with small hands

[ShinymetalASS]

Makes your overlord cock look bigger eh?

[Asmodeus]

you got it in one. congrats for you.

besides, i want it to look and feel like its coming from a woman, not some big callous handed guy.

[defjux]

Whats the first thing that comes to mind when looking at these boobies?

[and3w]

Your mum?

[johny_roberts]

Your mum?

If thats the case thats one MILF :jizz:

[defjux]

Your mum?
You got a thing for old ladies? lol.

[johny_roberts]

You got a thing for old ladies? lol.


.....and sheep I believe..........

[defjux]

johny roberts - Signature: "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the fuck she is."

Hey johny, maybe you should ask and3w about where your grandmother is.

[and3w]

.....and sheep I believe..........

Shut the fuck up..I promised not to talk about your predilictions if you shut up about mine...swine! :spingo: :spingo: :D

[and3w]

If I was female I'd be a MILF anyway :-)

[johny_roberts]

johny roberts - Signature: "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the fuck she is."

Hey johny, maybe you should ask and3w about where your grandmother is.

Would hate to hear the poor women is tied to the headboards of a bed being used and abused. It would just crush me. :D

[johny_roberts]

Shut the fuck up..I promised not to talk about your predilictions if you shut up about mine...swine! :spingo: :spingo: :D

Dammit so you did not tell anyone about my fondness of midgets dunked in chilii..

Dammit did I just type that...

Dammit how do you edit it.... :D

[and3w]

NO, I meant the sexual ones involving faeces, 70+ Y/o's and gargling, not your eating habits :-)

[johny_roberts]

NO, I meant the sexual ones involving faeces, 70+ Y/o's and gargling, not your eating habits :-)

Thats not normal :confused:

Dammit will seek counseling :D

[JiMi]

I have small hands, small nose, small feet....

Fuck I'm lucky I wasn't a guy....
27 cm handspan here ;) size 14 feet (15 in some brands) does that make me lucky i'm a guy or someone else?

[SamBo]

Makes your overlord cock look bigger eh?
I have a video of pirate saying that ;)

[JiMi]

Dearest Arsozah,

i am writing again in a request that you re examine you refusal to accept me for the position i was denied from, i have some evidence of assets avaliable at my disposal (hand span 27cm, size 14+ feet) that may sway your decision in the direction of selecting me for the previous position, as perviously mentioned by you, the position was filled but by multiple people, i feel with assets like that i would be able to fill the position equally well but i am only one person therefore cheaper to maintain.

i once again thank you for this opourtunity to apply for this position

regards JiMi

[Arsozah]

Dearest Arsozah,

i am writing again in a request that you re examine you refusal to accept me for the position i was denied from, i have some evidence of assets avaliable at my disposal (hand span 27cm, size 14+ feet) that may sway your decision in the direction of selecting me for the previous position, as perviously mentioned by you, the position was filled but by multiple people, i feel with assets like that i would be able to fill the position equally well but i am only one person therefore cheaper to maintain.

i once again thank you for this opourtunity to apply for this position

regards JiMi


No

[Asmodeus]

Dear Arsozah,

Just touching base to confirm you have received my application and previous evidence. Looking forward to hearing a confirmation or denial as to the relationship of the application.

Regards

[JiMi]

No
*schniff schniff* butbut.... :(

[ShinymetalASS]

To Whom it May Concern,

We refer to previous in the above connection and more particularly to your letter dated at some point in the recent past.

We note that the level of candidate applying for the above position are a mediocre crop at best. Accordingly, we are instructed to request further consideration on the part of your organisation as to my client's suitability for said position.

Please confirm your instructions.

Yours Faithfully

Cock Rocket, Assface & Assoc.

[johny_roberts]

Dearest Arsozah,

i am writing again in a request that you re examine you refusal to accept me for the position i was denied from, i have some evidence of assets avaliable at my disposal (hand span 27cm, size 14+ feet) that may sway your decision in the direction of selecting me for the previous position, as perviously mentioned by you, the position was filled but by multiple people, i feel with assets like that i would be able to fill the position equally well but i am only one person therefore cheaper to maintain.

Not to mention I have the ability to get you laid on a nightly basis something that you have failed at repeatedly.

i once again thank you for this opourtunity to apply for this position

regards JiMi

I edited your letter if you submit this one I think you will get hired :D

[s3raph]

Regular sex, wow, living the dream.

[Asmodeus]

Ive fed horses.

I dont see the similari.... oh..... wait....

Thats fucking rank....

What girl can wiggle her lips like that?

;)

heh, one with talent my dear.. pure talent.

[JiMi]

ive got an addition to that.... one that any straight guy would wanna meet ;)

[haiironezumi]

I suspect a gay guy wouldn't mind recieving that either :P

[JiMi]

you all should be ashamed or yourselves... i meam.. its been 21hrs since this thread has been posted in prior to this post..... and you call yourself geeks... if you truely were geeks you'd be reveling at the chance too spend 4 straight days in front of you pooter... but no... you have all decided to go and get a life....... i can understand a slight decrease in numbers from the atached ones spending the weekend shaging, but surely 95% of you aint atached :P

now throw that life away and get back on your pooter before its too late.... before the balance of the world shifts.... before the apocolypse comes...

hurry hurry!!!!!!!



-this has been a public service announcement for those rep whores who are bored outa their skulls-

[lowededwookie]

I seem to get a bit of +Rep because somehow I make people laugh. I do like to make people laugh but sometimes it seems that people don't take me serirousry which I'm thinking is because I keep putting all my brilliant thoughts into the Stupid Thoughts thread so maybe that's my fault.

I enjoy giving people +Rep and I think the only -Rep I've given is because I was pissed off someone gave me -Rep and I can't even remember what the conversation was all about. Man some people can't take an insult. ;)

It seems I'm spreading a lot of Rep around just so that I can Rep a person that made me laugh only to be told that I had to spread the Rep around first.

I also like to give Rep to those who feel low in some vain belief that the Rep will make them feel better. I hope it works but if not then at least the thought was there. Now if only I could Rep myself to make me feel better.

[and3w]

EVERYONE should listen to The Weeping Song...what a buzz MUCH :-)

[lowededwookie]

I received rep.

In fact I was pack repped.

Better call the rep crisis centre.

(rep me some more bitches, + rep me hard .... I like it)
It's not Rep if it's concentual

[and3w]

If I say it's "consensual" promise not to -rep me :-)

[lowededwookie]

If I say it's "consensual" promise not to -rep me :-)I'm sorry. I had a lolly in my mouth. :D

[and3w]

:-) I've heard it called a 'lolly' before :-)

[lowededwookie]

Just because my penis is so big I can give myself a blowjob. :D

In fact mine's so big that I have to wrap it around myself. Everytime I get a hardon I crack three ribs. :D:fu::D

[STallingU]

So it must hurt everytime you wake up.

[and3w]

W00t..taken an easter pill..music is cool, you all cool

[STallingU]

So your have overdosed on easter eggs. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/pills.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Too much Moet...

Too much Cointreau....

Way too much Absinthe....

Yee freakin ha....

Now where's my fucken chocolate you fucken bunny?

[Asmodeus]

/me looks at pile of chocolate and sugar laced easter stuff with fear.

definitely this will be a fun sugar rush.


ah well, back to more fun with marshmallow peeps and the microwave.

thats all they're good for, i swear.. but damn, peep races are fuuuuuun

hmmm.. chocolate bunny breasts

[ShinymetalASS]

Mmmmmmmmm

antihistamines make one rather farked when one has already been drinking...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

All fucked up....

Share your chocolate breasts master..... (like thats a sentence I ever thought I'd use)

[Asmodeus]

/me gives shiny a chocolate breast

antihistamines and alcohol can be a wierd combination. happened to me twice.. was an .. interesting time then.. but evidently i was rather fun to be around if i could stop laughing.

ok.. back to sitting around bored.

[ShinymetalASS]

woooooozy..... no laffing at all...

Just woooooozy....

arent you going to take advantage of your drugged up handmaiden?

[Asmodeus]

woooooozy..... no laffing at all...

Just woooooozy....

arent you going to take advantage of your drugged up handmaiden?

*big huge evil grin*

tho it begs the question.. think you can handle it?

/me muches happily on chocolate bunny

[STallingU]

Where the chocolate breasts molded from shinys boobs?

[and3w]

music

[STallingU]

boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish
boom boom tish boom boom tish

[and3w]

YOU KNOW THAT HITS IT :-)

Massive attack - blue lines

[Asmodeus]

we need some cheezy 70's funk you hear in all teh great pr0n flicks

boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom
boom chikka boom bowww chicka boom boom

[and3w]

Hi, I'm the plumber, I hear you need something rooting...OH and your friends here tooo

[and3w]

Fukin Easter Mitsi's beat eggs any day :-)

[STallingU]

http://www.chestnutmills.com/the_push_mono_8bit.wav

[and3w]

aaaaahhhhhhhhh

[STallingU]

http://www.studiocutz.com/demos/Funk_Slam_D.mp3

[STallingU]

aaaaahhhhhhhhh
Any requests?

[defjux]

i wanna hear the fat albert theme dammit

[STallingU]

Fat Albert (http://wavthis.com/TV/FatAlbert.zip)

[defjux]

Fat Albert (http://wavthis.com/TV/FatAlbert.zip)
nah nah nah gonna have a good time
HAY HAY HAY
(You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again)

[RedMaN]

"I'm going to be the first guy on Spooner St to own his own boat"
"All hands on deck, I'm getting a boat!"
"Alriiiiggggghhtttt! WOOT! I can't wait to get my sea legs!"
"Hey Quagmire, I'm also getting a boat."
"Maybe I'll be the fatest guy on Spooner St to have his own boat?"
" Hey, hey, hey... I'm getting a boat!"

[SamBo]

rep me for all the entertainment I supposedly provided last night! KA-PLARGH!!

[JiMi]

now what is it people always say around here... oh thats rite


USELESS WITHOUT PROOF

hehe
i want some good stories before i replove ya...

ah fuckit who am i kidding I'l rep ya in the hope i'l get some back :)

[DestRuct0r]

pics plz

[RedMaN]

rep me for all the entertainment I supposedly provided last night! KA-PLARGH!!
Bwahahahahahaha
*me points at drunken shenanigans*

No rep for you.... ONE YEAR! :p

[annie]

one year? that's a bit harsh isn't it? I mean, all he did was dance on the table like MJ... wait... ok, one year sounds good.

[and3w]

pics plz

Imps posted the infamous 'M. Jackson dancing' pic....couple of pages back, in he gallery.. :)

[Directed]

What a good weekend! And i barely have any work for the next 6 weeks! And I can skip out of work and no one will care! Rep me, and my life will be complete! Oh, and I'll stop overusing exclamation points, too!

[STallingU]

Imps posted the infamous 'M. Jackson dancing' pic....couple of pages back, in he gallery.. :)
You could link the pic for us. That would be nice. kthxbye.

[johny_roberts]

You could link the pic for us. That would be nice. kthxbye.

Ditto much to lazy to search much to hungover to attempt to search the back button makes me dizzy and I hate being dizzy unless I am drunk which I am not now since I am hungover which is like being drunk but without the added benefits such as happiness just sickness which is not fun

[Asmodeus]

boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! hooters! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies! boobies!

[and3w]

You lazy bunch of buggers :-)
Rep me hard for all the hard work I had to put in to fulfill your idle curiosity :-D

http://gallery.zgeek.com/details.php?image_id=3839&

[STallingU]

You lazy bunch of buggers :-)
Rep me hard for all the hard work I had to put in to fulfill your idle curiosity :-D

http://gallery.zgeek.com/details.php?image_id=3839&
And -rep sambo for having his shoes on the table.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to and3w again.

[JiMi]

lol... damn unhygenic bastard.... rin... no sex for him.... 1 year ;)

[STallingU]

Tues morning song for all.
http://tdn.alltoons.co.uk/music/paintyourwagon.wma

[ShinymetalASS]

Well fucken well....

Always amusing to log back on... check out a thread or two and.... FUCK ME!!! When was I posting here??

Absinthe?? Saturday night..... jebus....

no

recollection

at all.

:D

[Asmodeus]

Well fucken well....

Always amusing to log back on... check out a thread or two and.... FUCK ME!!! When was I posting here??

Absinthe?? Saturday night..... jebus....

no

recollection

at all.

muhahahaha, thats ok, i kept chat logs.

[ShinymetalASS]

muhahahaha, thats ok, i kept chat logs.

You know I get half of anything you make off that.

And this post is by way of notice that any loss or damage that occurs either directly or indirectly as a result of the contents of said log is the responsibility of the reader and the reader furthermore waives all rights of action accruing from aforementioned loss or damage.

:D

[Asmodeus]

now I just gotta get you a webcam. woo hoo!

[JiMi]

webcam? anycam would do... i'm sure shoon would accept cash donations for such jobs :) "danger" money so to speak ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

webcam? anycam would do... i'm sure shoon would accept cash donations for such jobs :) "danger" money so to speak ;)


all the "danger" money in the world cant be used when one's life force is extinguished.

methinks you should speak with shoon before volunteering him for suicide missions.

[JiMi]

there are certain sacrifices that have to be made in battle... as long as the tape made it out alive the sacrifices wouldnt have been in vain... lmaoirl

[rin]

lol... damn unhygenic bastard.... rin... no sex for him.... 1 year ;)

hell no! i don't think i could last that long ;)

[SamBo]

lol... damn unhygenic bastard.... rin... no sex for him.... 1 year ;)
too late!
and hey, i'm neither a bastard nor unhygenic, thankyou very much! :D

[JiMi]

damn... i lost that one... story of my life.. lol

[ShinymetalASS]

damn... i lost that one... story of my life.. lol


"Well, I guess you're going thirsty loser!"

:D

[note: +rep to anyone who remembers that line!]

[STallingU]

"Well, I guess you're going thirsty loser!"

:D

[note: +rep to anyone who remembers that line!]
That was me last night at the pub with no money.
How did you hear about that????????

[Colonel Kurtz]

Thread lives

Thread delivers

[BtrFly]

all i can say Kurtz- is you wanted to get to 1000 rep- and you did that ;)

[Serpent_Girl]

OMGASL PICSPLZKTHX!!! you damn rep whores!

[SamBo]

OMGASL PICSPLZKTHX!!! you damn rep whores!
Is this the pic you wanted?
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/Image022.jpg

[rin]

you look so impressed there SamBo :p

i'm cold.. my boobies are cold... rin has no jacket :(

[STallingU]

Awwwwwwwww SamBo your so cute.
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/7537/samboflowergirl16ae.jpg

[SamBo]

you gayfag! :fag:

[rin]

Awwwwwwwww SamBo your so cute.
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/7537/samboflowergirl16ae.jpg


LOL! :D

[STallingU]

you gayfag! :fag:
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

[SamBo]

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
donkey raping shit eater!!


:p

[STallingU]

donkey raping shit eater!!


:p
I cant help it if the donkey had a nice pussy.
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/6299/donkey6jx.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

Best

pics

ever

[JiMi]

man... you have me laughing so hard i cant eat my lunch....

i must admit that is a look of utter enjoyment on your face sambo... i can see why rin likes shaging ya.... i mean who wouldnt enjoy sex if they got to look at that while they were cuming ;)

[rin]

hehe JiMi :) nah, SamBo is phwoar to me always - even if he does pull silly faces...

[ShinymetalASS]

Hey Rin, you know its evil for samBo NOT to stick his long tongue in your ear and make you squeal :aah:

[DestRuct0r]

Awwwwwwwww SamBo your so cute.
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/7537/samboflowergirl16ae.jpg

OMG Young Aphex Twin - Window Licker - !!!

:D

[rin]

Hey Rin, you know its evil for samBo NOT to stick his long tongue in your ear and make you squeal :aah:

hehe :) he does it a lot and at times when i least expect it... even when i'm half asleep lying next to him! it makes me laugh/squeal every time....

[johny_roberts]

Damm when Rin is done with him I am sure Michael Jackson would pay to have him head down and visit him at his Ranch at least once the trial is finished.........

[and3w]

hehe...he said 'head down'..heheh 8lickety spit

[Asmodeus]

lickety spit

hes into little boys, not little girls.

[and3w]

No, thats them on him..what, you think it is just facial surgery?????

[Asmodeus]

i try my best not to even look at him/it

[rin]

Damm when Rin is done with him I am sure Michael Jackson would pay to have him head down and visit him at his Ranch at least once the trial is finished.........


no way!! i don't wish that upon anyone!!! Michael Jackson is SCARY!!! :aah:

[ShinymetalASS]

Besides, I'm pretty sure there's girl bits under that bridesmaids dress...

I dont think he likes what you got there samBo....

[SamBo]

Besides, I'm pretty sure there's girl bits under that bridesmaids dress...

I dont think he likes what you got there samBo....
Hey, I'm all MAN, baby!!!!

[ShinymetalASS]

Hey, I'm all MAN, baby!!!!

To reiterate:

I dont think he likes what you got there.

[SamBo]

yeah i know, i just wanted to confirm to everyone that I am not actually a little girl ;)

[johny_roberts]

yeah i know, i just wanted to confirm to everyone that I am not actually a little girl ;)

damm I saw the pictures and stuff :confused:

[ShinymetalASS]

yeah i know, i just wanted to confirm to everyone that I am not actually a little girl ;)


Why's that?

Guilty conscience?

:ahh:

[SamBo]

Why's that?

Guilty conscience?

:ahh:
no, i just know you lot are shit stirrers and stoop to the lowest common denominator.

hehe, denominator. Hasta La Vista, bay-beeee

[STallingU]

Do you have a girdle on under that dress?

[DestRuct0r]

Less SamBo more :tits:



:p

[Directed]

Give me Rep, My baby is SOOO CUTE!

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=538658#post538658

[and3w]

MY GOD..someones stapled her hair to the back of her head..makes her look cute though, amazing what these child & family magazines reccomend :-)

[SOC]

Am I the only one here who finds it highly amusing that the bloke wiith the second-highest rep count is the one who bitches the most about the rep system?

[MisterBishi]

I dont think I've heard SamBo bitch about the rep system once.

[dilligaf]

I dont think I've heard SamBo bitch about the rep system once.
He only bitches that he doesnt have enough rep.

[Asmodeus]

what the fuck is this shit.. less talk more boobies and whoring

[STallingU]

what the fuck is this shit.. less talk more boobies and whoring
Here have a tissue.
Now stop your crying and get to posting boobies.

[johny_roberts]

good to use after seeing the boobies

[Asmodeus]

who needs tissues, i just use the sleeve of the person sitting next to me on the bus.

[johny_roberts]

who needs tissues, i just use the sleeve of the person sitting next to me on the bus.

Make sure I do not take public transportation with you anytime :D

[Asmodeus]

hey.. anyone who has a problem with maturbation shouldn't have sat next to me.

[ShinymetalASS]

Yeah I find it so damn hard to keep my hands off myself when I'm anywhere in your vicinity Master ;)

[SamBo]

Yeah I find it so damn hard to keep my hands off myself when I'm anywhere in your vicinity Master ;)
hehe, hard.

[STallingU]

boob
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/1609/lubab922ya.jpg

[johny_roberts]

boobies and more

[rin]

i don't have any boobies to post :tits:

[Directed]

you got a camera rin, go to work! Then you'll have boobies to post.

[STallingU]

Whats sambo always talking about???????
Does he have one of those aprons with the rubber boobies on the front?
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5411/apron0fx.gif

[rin]

i do have a camera at work :)

i do have boobies, but only he gets to see them ;)

[SamBo]

The most you guys will ever see of rin's boobies :D

http://www.zgeek.com/~sambo/webcam32.jpg




please don't kill me rin :D

[Serpent_Girl]

i do have a camera at work :)

i do have boobies, but only he gets to see them ;)

What, the camera? :p;)

Come on rin, take some pics for me!! I'm sure SamBo wouldn't mind :p I swear I won't post them on the internet!! *cough cough*

EDIT: OH THANKS SAMBO!!! :D:D:D

[rin]

What, the camera? :p;)

Come on rin, take some pics for me!! I'm sure SamBo wouldn't mind :p I swear I won't post them on the internet!! *cough cough*

EDIT: OH THANKS SAMBO!!! :D:D:D

goooooooooodness me... yes that's rin at easter being stoopid... SamBo was too quick and caught me...

and Serpent_Girl, check PMs ;) hehe

[JiMi]

while were on the subject of boobies.... has anyone ever stoped and wondered how a stretegicly placed piece of fat can turn people on so much or am i the only weird one here that has those kinda thoughts...

not just about boobies... anything...

er hang on.. i think i just dug myself deeper... ah fuckit.. i'l give up while i'm a head...

hehe.. head.. ;)

[JiMi]

alrite.. i'l elaborate a lil... my brain is extreamly good at deconstructing things and working out how things work......

boobies dont really make sence tho... lol...

[ShinymetalASS]

Youre a fucking dairy farmer you retard.

They should make more sense to you than to anyone else, eh?

Cock smack

:D


[read: jim knows i love anyone who sends parcels that will have me exclaiming "WoW!!" when I open them]

[EDIT: You know you're in trouble now SamBo.... cleavage will never be sufficient!!!! IN LIKE RIN!]

[SamBo]

[EDIT: You know you're in trouble now SamBo.... cleavage will never be sufficient!!!! IN LIKE RIN!]
I'd post more than just cleavage, but if i did that then the picture would be my only way to see the boobs from then on... :p

[JiMi]

Youre a fucking dairy farmer you retard.

They should make more sense to you than to anyone else, eh?



lmao... the functionality makes perfect sence... the fact that guys (well most anyway) see them and instantly jump to attention has me bamboozled... i mean if you have a play with them in a non erotic way they are seriously just a lump of fat...

i mean if someone was to have em choped off and atached to their shoulderblades instead would they still turn people on.. i think not...

*shrugs* i dunno... my brain works in weird ways sometimes :P

and for the record, never ever once have i been even slightly turned on by a cows udder...

[rin]

I'd post more than just cleavage, but if i did that then the picture would be my only way to see the boobs from then on... :p

awww i wouldn't do that :p

and i like you too shiny ;) hehe

[JiMi]

I'd post more than just cleavage, but if i did that then the picture would be my only way to see the boobs from then on... :p
in saying that your asuming that rin wouldnt scratch your eyes out ;)

remember

asumption is the mother of all fuckups ;)

*does a lil chant* "go rin go rin"

hehe

[Asmodeus]

ok, so what if i posted my boobies?

[rin]

ok, so what if i posted my boobies?

i wanna see boobies! NOW! :D

[ShinymetalASS]

You could watch?

[SamBo]

awww i wouldn't do that :p

and i like you too shiny ;) hehe
so does that mean I *can* post a pic of your boobies? :D

[rin]

so does that mean I *can* post a pic of your boobies? :D

ahhhhhhhh NO! :D

[ShinymetalASS]

ahhhhhhhh NO! :D


:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[rin]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

awww i don't like to see you like that shiny :(

[Asmodeus]

how about if we made it a really nice photochop?

[Asmodeus]

Yeah I find it so damn hard to keep my hands off myself when I'm anywhere in your vicinity Master ;)

I seem to be having that effect on many people lately.

I'm not going to argue. pickthx

[Asmodeus]

ok.. now the fat guys.. come on now, get a camera, yank off the shirt and push those hairy man tits together and lets see some cleavage that would give cherbacca a hard on. you can do it.

than again.. maybe not..

anyone got some large breasted blonde asian pics?

[NightLightness]

mmmmmm....i want man boobies give them to me now

[Asmodeus]

mine are already posted a few dozen pages back..

boobies.. where are my boobies?

/me gets a camera and goes off in search of boobies

[rin]

your boobies are... here *gives nipple cripple* :p

[Asmodeus]

noooo.. not the purple nurple.

we need more people wearing this, and less.

[JiMi]

mmmmmm....i want man boobies give them to me now


ok... here is a man and his boobies for you... carefull... you mite get scared ;)

farmerjim.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/farmerjim.jpg)

boobies.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/boobies.jpg)

[DestRuct0r]

ok... here is a man and his boobies for you... carefull... you mite get scared ;)

farmerjim.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/farmerjim.jpg)

boobies.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/boobies.jpg)


ummm....I'm scared

[rin]

ok... here is a man and his boobies for you... carefull... you mite get scared ;)

farmerjim.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/farmerjim.jpg)

boobies.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/boobies.jpg)

d'oh! and here i was getting my hopes up! so not fair JiMi :p

[and3w]

Never mind, even though I wasn't shown the proper amount of worship for my magnificent man-boobies when posted (at least according to Black & White..meteor on the way there, me thinks) Here is a post from http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html to make up for JiMi's complete let-down of a post..esp for StallingU!

[and3w]

Ok..OK...just for Mr U..
:aah:

[DestRuct0r]

Big udder boobies OMG~`11112``1!!!

[NightLightness]

hmmm still waiting on man boobies the less scary the better

[lostreality]

hmmm still waiting on man boobies the less scary the better

you show me yours and i'll show you mine.

[NightLightness]

i have already posted my boobies a few times the thrill is over now i just want mam boobs......also posted friends boobies

[lostreality]

i have already posted my boobies a few times the thrill is over now i just want mam boobs......also posted friends boobies

i have been away for a few months so have missed quite a lot, including missing the what i can only assume lovely pictures of you and your friends boobies.

in other words....where are they..gimme gimme gimme!

;) ;) ;)

[and3w]

hmmm still waiting on man boobies the less scary the better

What was wrong with my magnificent mammaries? HUH???











*mumble mumble ungrateful biach mumble grump*

[Asmodeus]

hmmm still waiting on man boobies the less scary the better

there is no such thing as non scary man boobies.

hmm.. so you posted before, eh? ok, you've only made 159 posts last i looked, now to go on a hunt.

[Nandragon]

I haven't seen those man boobies.

you rep whore

*snickers*

[Asmodeus]

hmm.. what have i found..

http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=444662&postcount=291
http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=443709&postcount=275

hmmm.... you and your friend wany some super happy fun timem kawaii sexoring when i fly over there later this year?

:pumpy: :banana: :pumpy: :banana: :pumpy: :banana: :pumpy:

[lostreality]

b00bi3z, thank you good sir.

[and3w]

Nice picz but seperate people..tsk, tsk, tsk...at least no-one would have the sense or guts to pass mine off as their own !

Hi Nan, damn fine to see the dragon back :-)

[Directed]

i have already posted my boobies a few times the thrill is over now i just want mam boobs......also posted friends boobies

Here are NightLightness's boobies. Now REP ME! I have posted zgeek boobies, which we all know trump every other kind of boobies.

Of course she claims they are a "friends" boobies. But we all know the truth.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/Picture_15.jpg

[Directed]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/boobies.jpg

These are confirmed Nightlightness boobies. For those too lazy to click on Asmodeus's link.

Rep me hard, rep me often.

[and3w]

Still look like 2 seperate peoples boobies..I mean, the right one looks like 1 person and the left like another :-)

[Directed]

Oh, the second post of mine is indeed confirmed nightlightness boobies.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/boobies.jpg

Confirmed by herself. She was groping it to prove she had a "handful" . I myself like her boobies.

[and3w]

I haven't seen those man boobies.

you rep whore

*snickers*

Just for you Nan, 2 free whorings involving man-boobies :)

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11358

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=531867#post531867

Now, rep me rigid :swear:

[Directed]

Charlotte Church boobies!

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/charlotteboobies2zl.jpg

Rep me hard, because it wasn't easy to find them. :1337:

[MisterBishi]

Fake as fuck maaaaaaaaaaate

edit: and it was easy to find them in england, you big rotter :ha:

[and3w]

As Mr Bishi says, these are all over e-mail boxes & mobiles in the UK..boyfriend left his phone in a bar (I actually believe it this time, this guy isn't her usual bottom feeder of a boyfriend).
But it doesn't look like the pic I got sent to my phone. Dunno which is fake though?

[Nandragon]

Thank you and3 for the skin shot of ur man boobs! love it!

Now who's got hairy man boobs!?
and show me some love trial guys!

[STallingU]

http://img36.exs.cx/img36/8728/loadedjan2003nikkala2ve.jpg
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7865/fhmjun2000kelly0yf.jpg
http://img130.exs.cx/img130/7427/nikkalastott0ta.jpg

[StygiaN]

It's been a while since I have posted in this thread. I know you all want to touch me your rep sticks....

:)

[and3w]

Thank you and3 for the skin shot of ur man boobs! love it!



How could you not..now all I have to do is stop shaving/waxing, eh :-) :1337:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StygiaN again.

[StudMuffin]

It's been a while since I have posted in this thread. I know you all want to touch me your rep sticks....

:)

i was trying to figure out a way to get the juices flowing back into this thread but didn't know quite how to make my entrance.

[and3w]

i was trying to figure out a way to get the juices flowing back into this thread but didn't know quite how to make my entrance.

Use that photo your boyfriend took of you :ha: :)

Y'know, this one:

[StudMuffin]

Use that photo your boyfriend took of you :ha: :)

Y'know, this one:

and it was the best head i ever had

[and3w]

I envy you :-)

[JiMi]

Thank you and3 for the skin shot of ur man boobs! love it!

Now who's got hairy man boobs!?
and show me some love trial guys!
that would be me ;)


will post a pic later... you will be scared tho ;)

gravity has taken hold... pulling it back through my scull and out onto my chest

[ShinymetalASS]

Spent and sighing with a look in your eye like...

Spent and sweating with a look on your face like...

:D

[and3w]

a look like..http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=32752&goto=newpost :-)

[SamBo]

man, this thread has more boobies than something that has lots of boobies!


I like boobies.
And coins.

COINBOOBIE!!!!!!!11oneeleven

[and3w]

Like a boobie thread, and there was a rumour doin' the rounds that Sambo likes boobies...
I believe said rumour.
For Sambo




(edit: said pic for sambo has extra added clickettyness :))

[StudMuffin]

So this would be your thing then Sambo? Right?

[STallingU]

man, this thread has more boobies than something that has lots of boobies!


I like boobies.
And coins.

COINBOOBIE!!!!!!!11oneeleven
It has more boobies than the Perfect Rack Thread. (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=18507&highlight=perfect).
Which hasn't had new boobies added for 2 months.

[JiMi]

alrite... you guys asked for it... hairy assed white boy coming up ;) :ghost:

[dwarfthrower]

Jimi wears a merkin, Jimi wears a merkin, Jimi wears a merkin

[JiMi]

excuse my ignorance but wtf is a merkin?

[ShinymetalASS]

alrite... you guys asked for it... hairy assed white boy coming up ;) :ghost:


Fucken pasty faced white boy Jim, that's the term.

Pasty Faced White Boy.

We recommend a Level 9, or Robin Williams level of hairyness before you try to go outside.

[STallingU]

excuse my ignorance but wtf is a merkin?
Pubic wig

[Directed]

We used to talk about boobies. Now we talk about pubic wigs. What has happened to my Zgeek, and where have you all hidden it?

[RedMaN]

Less talking.... more b00bi3s!!! http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/bounce.gif

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/trio.jpg

[STallingU]

We have hoof girl in the middle i see.
I can't remember which foot it is.

[Hired Goon]

We have hoof girl in the middle i see.
I can't remember which foot it is.

Nooooo!! Not the hoof... I had just managed to purge that from my memory and now it's back!! Curse your black heart RedMaN! Your Boobies have betrayed us all!

[s3raph]

Hey she don't look too bad. I'd hit it, as long as IT kept its shoes on at all times.

[Nandragon]

How could you not..now all I have to do is stop shaving/waxing, eh :-) :1337:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StygiaN again.


:( sorry but it told me I have to give it to someone else before I can do you again.

[and3w]

Nan & gentle....hmm, for some reason those two words just don't seem to go together at all..I dunno, just my mind, I guess...:-)

Mind you, Mr. Cunty, neither does yours..:-)

Rep to you both, if I can, just *because* I can

[Bostonmess]

excuse my ignorance but wtf is a merkin?

It's the language that George Bush speaks. :D

[Asmodeus]

hoof girl? WTF? ok, color me curious now, i need images of this.

[Bostonmess]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/1/hoof2.jpg Zoom in
http://bbs.peachy18.com/userdir/vatsis/kate/hoof2.jpg

[rin]

grrr... being horny at work isn't fun :(

it's SamBo's fault for having such a good porn collection! :p

[pliskin]

it's SamBo's fault for having such a good porn collection! :p

its better than having a bad porn collection :aah:

[SamBo]

grrr... being horny at work isn't fun :(

it's SamBo's fault for having such a good porn collection! :p
Be afraid, for you only saw a fraction of my mighty pr0n collection (about 20GB) :D
hehehe :D

[rin]

oh, i'm not afraid :) BRING IT ON!!! :p

[Juice Biscuit]

Needs more boobies dag namit



http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/2girlsviewpornstars024.jpg

[DestRuct0r]

And less hoofs (hooves?) - WTF's up with that shit mah niggaz?!!?!111

[pope]

I'm not a rep whore but I did like 'blessing' the nuns...

[pope]

bad pope! bad pope! i AM a rep whore!



But how can you forgive sin if you don't understand sin?

[Funk Puppet]

call me ignorant but i thought EVERYONE knew what a merkin was.
What I wanna know is how much it would cost to scotch guard one.... You recon a normal Carpet cleaner would do it for free with three rooms and a hallway?

[Directed]

I've got some whiskey, and some scotch. Ladies, bring me your merkins, and we'll see what I can do for you.

[SamBo]

Boobies.

Yeah, Boobies.

[Directed]

Are there no more rep whores now? How will we get unearned rep? How will our e-penis's grow? Where will pictures of random topless women appear? What will asskickergod complain about? Is Zgeek coming to an end?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[haiironezumi]

In the spirit of rep whoredom I offer myself up to the highest rep-bidder. Give me your rep!

[DestRuct0r]

KFC and boobies yeah, KFC and boobies

[JiMi]

*hands destructor a chicken breast* there ya go

[Juice Biscuit]

That's it anyone who asks for rep without being specific about the + or - shall have it automatically assumed that they ment -rep.


Now back to work maggots.

[DestRuct0r]

*hands destructor a chicken breast* there ya go

mmm thanxs JiMi, now for boobies *scoots over to Pr0n thread.

[Mighty Midget]

Can I have some rep please?

(Is that desperate enough?)

[s3raph]

Repppppppppp!!!!!!!!11111!!!!