Rep Whores

[johny_roberts]

Ladies wanted some cock picks so in order not to :fag: it up *even though Directed pmed me for cock picks :fag: * I have a good girl and bad girl shot*

I love naked chicks so here ya all go..........also I am training people right now can't I just fucking multi-task.

[SamBo]

more whoring required!

[STallingU]

more whoring required!
More repping on your part Mr SamBo. Its been along time since I've been graced with your big'uns

[DestRuct0r]

More repping on your part Mr SamBo. Its been along time since I've been graced with your big'uns

Yes it seems Mr SamBo is holding out on us. What are you waiting for, Armageddon?

[Sagacious]

just completed a rep run here is a pic for friday afternoon
as always please rep accordingly
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/19/leopard_print.jpg (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/19/leopard_print.jpg)

[pavilion]

in other news sambo reped me now i have 4 times as much rep

can every one point there browsers to http://ssplat.mine.nu and try to register an account im having troubles trying to set it up im just curious t c how many ppl it will work for

[and3w]

Thank you, my little ones, for helping me reach 4000! :cool:

Although I am feeling somewhat spent I shall reward you and go on a rep run to end all rep runs! I shall lock the doors, pull the curtains, get out that gram of coke and bottle of Laphroaig I was saving and work my way right through this thread, repping as I go (well, maybe not all 200 pages, but a fair bit of it!
So, you all get be feel like my biaches again and I get to look at all the boobies! W00t! :ha:

[Kas]

"sniff, sniff"

oh dont mind me....just sniffin out some rep

"sniff, sniff......sniff, sniff"

[STallingU]

*Ears stand up* Did I hear the word boobies???

[catt]

that is just wrong :( and3w but please rep me anyhow

[and3w]

OK, calm down..here are some more boobies..

[STallingU]

Stop lining up your coke and get to repping.

While he is repping everyone I'm gonna steel his coke.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[STallingU]

OK, calm down..here are some more boobies..
She is almost the perfect woman except for that arse.

[catt]

Stop lining up your coke and get to repping.

While he is repping everyone I'm gonna steel his coke.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

just remember to share :D

[STallingU]

just remember to share :D
Ok. But its not to good trying to smuggle drugs into aus at the moment. so looks like we are going to the uk. Your shout. :p

[and3w]

Sorry, all finished, didn't you hear Kas sniffing a few posts ago..greedy bastard :-)

[STallingU]

"sniff, sniff"

oh dont mind me....just sniffin out some rep

"sniff, sniff......sniff, sniff"
You greedy fuck. Go out and get me some more coke. :swear:

[catt]

Ok. But its not to good trying to smuggle drugs into aus at the moment. so looks like we are going to the uk. Your shout. :p
what is the current going rate for rep as compared to pounds ?

[STallingU]

Lets just say we could retire and live like king and queen in the gypsy caravan park.

[pavilion]

andr3w apparently your rep run was a bitchy little one hardly the ultimate rep run i didnt c a piece of it :(

[CharmedOne]

Thank you to everyone who has repped me in this thread.

You are all dirty dirty whores...

Everyone of you...

:) and WE ROCK!


Sorry for lack of new pics. Have been searching for something new, and in the ER.. apparently I have a STRESS FRACTURE in my foot.. explains why it hurts like hell.

In the meantime, I'm nearly at 1500 people's... every little bit, or BIG bit helps. So please HELP.

:p

[and3w]

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

My GOD, my repping Rod is sore...I need a bath of Jelly, an ants nest and several pictures of The Cunt to make me better...

[Directed]

rep me, or the terrorists win!

Oh wait I think I mean they will lose. Dammit now I'm all confused

[johny_roberts]

Just wanted to say howdy to all the whores in this thread and thank you for your support. *sniffing* I could not have done this without you all *tearing up* Keep up the good work.

Now enough typing and more bj's and boobies. Who likes Tats?????

[and3w]

SLAG!

But thank you, anyway :ha: :)

[Kez]

Die die die die die, eat pie.

mmm pie.

I'm all about death these days. I'm so goth, I shit bats. :cool:

[STallingU]

105 +rep to go.
Please help
Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[johny_roberts]

105 +rep to go.
Please help
Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

how about rep and a pair of tits?

psss. I'd like to hit 5 grand it just sounds so grand.

[Sagacious]

Rep running is good exercise

[DestRuct0r]

So is running around ya mum :D

[DestRuct0r]

Thank you to everyone who has repped me in this thread.

You are all dirty dirty whores...

Everyone of you...

:) and WE ROCK!


Sorry for lack of new pics. Have been searching for something new, and in the ER.. apparently I have a STRESS FRACTURE in my foot.. explains why it hurts like hell.

In the meantime, I'm nearly at 1500 people's... every little bit, or BIG bit helps. So please HELP.

:p

There you go CO the big 1500, oh it's up to 1502 now I'll have to derep you :p

[johny_roberts]

So is running around ya mum :D

But once you catch her dammmmmm :banana:

[Kez]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Cunt again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DestRuct0r again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to johny_roberts again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again.

Bugger.

[Kez]

Your wife is un-impressed
Because you left the house in a mess
You said you'd clean it up
Instead she throws you out
You start to pout,
Then she kills you with frozen trout

Werd, my poetry is the shizzle.

[matty]

the cat ran under the mat to catch a rat and eat it's fat oh drat the rat ran away

[matty]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

dammit ive given all my rep out
I WANT MY REP BACK SO REP MEEEEEEEEEE

[SamBo]

I just repped hard! yeah baby!

[Sagacious]

ATTENTION PEOPLE ATTENTION

I have an announcement to make:

Ahem.....

.....I am an attention Whore.

Thankyou

message ends

carry on.

[BtrFly]

we knew that sagacious. just give it in return ;)

[pavilion]

i just got home and was amazed by the amount of rep runnin that had gone down today, you will all be rewarded

[Serpent_Girl]

My rep goal - to get to 12000 and another rep power point that means DOUBLE DIGITS!! WOO!

I never got that whole telling people that you had to spread the rep thing. WHY OH WHY? Can't you just spread it around and give it to them? :confused:

OMGASL REP REP REP REP REP!!

[~vjay~]

Do the repman (lyrics pinched from Do the Bartman)

Zgeeker: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being repped.
Repping people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.

Fixin' rep scores to get the best scores.
Droppin' reps until you get more.
I'm the geek that made delinquency an art;
Last name anon, first name geek.

I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big rep craze.
I've got a rep real easy to do;
I typed it with no rhythm, and so can you.

So move your hands if you've got the notion,
Front to back in a typing-like motion.
Now that you've got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music -- that's the repman.

[and3w]

^De-repped^

[Kez]

I am sleepy
Time for dreaming
Why does my poetry suck
Because no one gives a fuck

[pavilion]

there is a servere lack of whoring going down today

[~vjay~]

BEWARE OF THE REP WHORES

[s3raph]

Excessive repping going on, stand back unless you want to get wet.

[DestRuct0r]

check your OH&S Guide before giving and receiving Rep.

[and3w]

Local ordinances in England, dating back to 1357, do not allow whoring on the sabbath unless you are a) a Member of Parliament, b) a clergyman of rank Bishop or above (excepting the Bishop of Bath & Wells) or c) men with boobs of size 36DD or above.
Unfortunatley, I do not fit into any of these categories.
So today I am going to have to be a reciever, not a giver. Basically, today is your ONLY chance to have me as your biach, so rep me hard today!

[STallingU]

16 to go. I know you people can do it. Come on show me the rep.

[and3w]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again."

BUT I was willing to break the law for you :-)

[Colonel Kurtz]

REPresentin!

More Rep. less talk.

More boobies too.

[imp]

that should give me some rep :D:D pwease..... :p
You're going to have to beg harder than that! Come on bitch DANCE!! *fires bullets at your feet*
http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/bailasss.gif

[pavilion]

time for a rep runathonononathonandon

stallingu im taking you straight to 10000 so you can hit me with your 10 inch rep wang

[r0p3 g1rl]

REPresentin!

More Rep. less talk.

More boobies too.

I couldn't find a red head

[~vjay~]

Boobie treats for you

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/4374/att213745wv.th.jpg (http://img165.echo.cx/my.php?image=att213745wv.jpg)

[sperm]

I think the temperature of the icecreams has frozen her silicon ! :p

[Sagacious]

Rep run completed
Rep dispensed
Repper spent

[jasebert]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/19/12.jpg http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/19/Sexiest_Bikini_Ever.jpg
And here are some nice BOOBIES..... And due to suggestions last time, I have put them into thumbnails :)

[johny_roberts]

you have all been reped by one hungover sonofabitch which is myself. I will now watch the clock tick and wish I was home.........

[and3w]

..tok..rep..rock..tik..tok..your head..is shot

[r0p3 g1rl]

Just for you Kurtz

:P

[Directed]

My damn internet at home still doesn't work. Stupid SBC Ameritech DSL people are screwing me over. Anyway, I'd like to whore it up with nice pics for you all, but I'm only accessing teh internets through work.. So rep me now and I'll pay you later.

[~vjay~]

http://img252.echo.cx/img252/9789/onfire9pz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

More nudity for you.

[Sagacious]

Hmmmm next time I get a flaming headjhob I'll be thinking of that girl. Nice flamjob!

[imp]

YAY Flame Decal!! I bet she goes faster :D

[Sagacious]

hehehe She's HOT!

I mean HAWT!

Oh fuck it I don't know what I mean anymore.

[SamBo]

I just gave out so much +rep I had a repgasm!

[Chocoholic]

I just gave out so much +rep I had a repgasm!
Ewww lucky I didn’t get any! Lucky for me as I now get to kick you in the balls next time I am caught stalking you, I mean see you

[Cpt Jellybean]

Whores ...... I mean Whores Rep whores I like em!!!!

[Chocoholic]

Whores ...... I mean Whores Rep whores I like em!!!!
WOO HOO I have a friend and intend on being this lame for the rest of the afternoon! That’s right people I will be here all afternoon!

[SamBo]

Ewww lucky I didn’t get any! Lucky for me as I now get to kick you in the balls next time I am caught stalking you, I mean see you
repgasm cumming your way!
get it? cumming, gasm???? no?
FINE!

[Kez]

The phone is ringing
The child is asleep
Go grap the phone
and eat half of a sheep

bwahahahha

Record, typed that in 3.67 seconds (yes I timed it, it's called skilled poetry, bro)

[r0p3 g1rl]

here you go kurtz more stockings and a corset

[BIGween]

:( nobody gave me a repgasm :barf:

[~vjay~]

You like body art, I have more hot chickadees for you ;)

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/3276/fp5faquf2gy.th.jpg (http://img80.echo.cx/my.php?image=fp5faquf2gy.jpg)

This one will cool you down after the flaming hot lady.

[Sagacious]

You like body art, I have more hot chickadees for you ;)

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/3276/fp5faquf2gy.th.jpg (http://img80.echo.cx/my.php?image=fp5faquf2gy.jpg)

This one will cool you down after the flaming hot lady.
Love the Aquarian bodypaint ~vikki~ It's my sign!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Rep Whores Bugle my Horn !!!!

[DestRuct0r]

Can anyone else hear a ringing noise in their ears?

[g_money]

Can anyone else hear a ringing noise in their ears?


only whem my mum hits me accross the head !!!

[Sagacious]

My dingaling My dingaling I want to play with My dingaling!

[~vjay~]

Can I watch?

[and3w]

If you have your magnifying glass!

[Thyraeus]

For fucks sake...somebody Rep me...I'm all out of love! .... must get 1 Rep pt today......wheeeze.....cough....thud*#+

*actual thud simulated due to OH&S constraints...
#will 'thud' for Rep...
+ /me goes home now.

[~vjay~]

http://img268.echo.cx/img268/9422/virgin2dc.th.jpg (http://img268.echo.cx/my.php?image=virgin2dc.jpg)

Nipply tshirt pic for you to perve at now.

[jak]

Its been some time since I rep whored. I tried to go clean.

*sigh*

[lostreality]

you always come back for more.

[Directed]

Im bending over so I can receive rep. Rep me you bastards.

[Directed]

I am so near 1500 posts. You know you can push me to 3000 rep points! This way I'll break 1500 and 3000 in the same day. That would push me to rep whoring heights I've never seen people.

[Serpent_Girl]

That would push me to rep whoring heights I've never seen people.

I didn't think that was possible. :p :aah:

Stuff rep, I want more awesome looking chicks! (Damn those bodypainted ones and those ones in corsets etc - phwoar!)

Oh and hot men are good too. :D

Maybe, on fire :D

[~vjay~]

Some wangs for Serpent_Girl now

http://img283.echo.cx/img283/3653/thewave4iz.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Kez]

Not cool :p! I'm at TAFE now and 6 people just saw an army of cocks on my screen vikki!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Ha! Serves you right, Kez. You know there is NSFW images in here.

Heh, and btw - I did the same thing, 'cept with breasts.

[Kez]

Ha! Serves you right, Kez. You know there is NSFW images in here.

Heh, and btw - I did the same thing, 'cept with breasts.
Boobs are more commonplace in society.

But an army of cocks. That is not cool.

[Kez]

Oh My God I Saw It Fully This Time And The Picture Has Them All Wobbling!!!

That Is Really Not Cool!!!

[jak]

Oh My God I Saw It Fully This Time And The Picture Has Them All Wobbling!!!

That Is Really Not Cool!!!

so you went back and looked again? ;)

[SamBo]

Not cool :p! I'm at TAFE now and 6 people just saw an army of cocks on my screen vikki!!!
so? they just have to look at you and see one cock! so it would be just like seeing you 6 times at once! oh wait, i get your point now! :aah:

[Kez]

so? they just have to look at you and see one cock! so it would be just like seeing you 6 times at once! oh wait, i get your point now! :aah:
Ah you like the cock anyway :D

And no I didn't go back and look!

[~vjay~]

Since Sambo & Kez made a special point of looking twice, I have a gift just for you both

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/viagra_ani.gif

[Sagacious]

a monster sure but doesn't everyone pack that sort of tackle?

[Blue Midget]

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock... :p

I guess this makes me a rep whore of the quick wit/incidental jukebox variety.

[Sagacious]

a monster sure but doesn't everyone pack that sort of tackle?
well perhaps not the constantly rotating variety. I am sure it would be quite diconcerting for people to talk to one when one appears to have an epileptic ferret trapped in ones underwear.

[throb]

vikki must have her HDD chocker block full of animated cocks methinks.

last time i saw that many cocks was when i was being pack raped in my first stint in prison.

[jak]

and your second stint you closed your eyes right?

[throb]

and your second stint you closed your eyes right?
i clenched my buttocks.

if they get a tight fuck they don't bother sticking it in your mouth.

[and3w]

In answer to a rep statement I have to say that Throb has an immensely sloppy, wide open arse-hole, so wide that you could run a greyhound bus timetable up it.

I hope this helps, throb, And3w :-)

[johny_roberts]

In answer to a rep statement I have to say that Throb has an immensely sloppy, wide open arse-hole, so wide that you could run a greyhound bus timetable up it.

I hope this helps, throb, And3w :-)

See I thought his ass was tight but thats due to my huge fucking slong and it has been compared to a greyhound bus but the larger busses not the small ones that you have to wear helmets to board.....

By the way all my bitches have been reped in this thread and now to un-gay it up I propose tits. Pure tits. No cocks no schlongs just pure t and a

[lostreality]

rep me hard you bastards.

[johny_roberts]

rep me hard you bastards.

I did and I have a dirty feeling inside.........................

[lostreality]

I did and I have a dirty feeling inside.........................


and i have a mushy feeling inside, its like all squishy and stuff

[johny_roberts]

:tits:

[~vjay~]

More boobs for you ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/drawing.jpg

[jak]

More boobs for you ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/drawing.jpg

self-portrait? You're hot. ;)

[DestRuct0r]

She's a little pasty.

[lostreality]

id hit it

[Chocoholic]

I refuse to rep anyone posting porn in this thread.

[rin]

i'm not posting porn :)

could do with some rep though :)

[Cpt Jellybean]

Close your Eyes!!! here comes the .................. Rep!

[jak]

Didnt even a hurt a bit.

[Sagacious]

Close your eyes and I'll rep you tomorrow i'll rep you and send all my reppage to you...
All my reppage I will send to you..
etc.

[Directed]

Todays the day guys. I can feel the power of 3000 rep points and 1500 posts coming. I can taste it. Help me realize this dream. Today is the day!

[MisterBishi]

I recommend you fuck your father (in the shower) and then have a sandwich.

[and3w]

I recommend you fuck your father (in the shower) and then have a sandwich.

Personally, I'd NOT have an (alleged) Vegemite sandwich, especially if youre dad is making it AFTER the shower! :fag: :barf:

[Whiskers]

I liek wish I could get past 3000. I might liek show my titz then. Lollerz.

[Kez]

Rep me hard! I'm bored!

[and3w]

I have and you didn't notice *sob*

[and3w]

:( My poor e-wang is melting...

[johny_roberts]

I refuse to rep anyone posting porn in this thread.

I seriously do not know what you are talking about :p :tits:

[STallingU]

I don't understand cum shots. I think they are quit wrong. :barf:

[johny_roberts]

I don't understand cum shots. I think they are quit wrong. :barf:

ahhhhhh you are fapping like a monkey who got its first boner at the zoo we all know that

flap flap flap

[and3w]

Bit of a waste of a shag, if you ask me..?????

[~vjay~]

http://img261.echo.cx/img261/2329/manbra9cy.th.jpg (http://img261.echo.cx/my.php?image=manbra9cy.jpg)

More boobs

[jasebert]

I just repped long and repped everybody as hard as I could... Mmm, I rep for hours.

[STallingU]

Woot for rep run

[Serpent_Girl]

Dammit, I wanna hit 12000!! Come on people, not long to go...


Hehe, long, go. :D WeEEeeEee....!

(Too much sugar)

p.s. STallingU, I rep you 'cause you're special. And I'm human with feelings and stuff so rep makes me feel better. I like viruses. Just not on me, or MY computer. *hugs computer* I hope YOU get worse, cursing my computer like that. It just wants rep, ok?

oh, "obligatory BOOBIES remark." Since your computer isn't cool like mine, this is all you see...

:tits:

[DestRuct0r]

Woot for rep run

w00t squared

[lostreality]

i went on a rep run, now i have to go to the post office to get stamps.

i wonder if teh cashier will let me 'rep' her.

[lostreality]

cashier was old, didnt fancy giving her any rep. unless it was of the minus variety

[jak]

I just repped long and repped everybody as hard as I could... Mmm, I rep for hours.

And here I thought you were singling me out - I felt so special.

*sigh*

[johny_roberts]

Well my fellow Rep Whores I just might be posting my last titties and snatches for a bit since I am off to Vaction in Florida. Leaving Saturday...

So I leave you with Titties and some rep...

I am going to miss you whores :tits:

[STallingU]

Take lots of boobie pics for us whores to fap over.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I'll Rep anyone............ still don't feel Dirty!!!

[Arcane1]

I'll Rep anyone............ still don't feel Dirty!!!
OK, then rep me! I've been out of commission (sick) for nearly two weeks and have a bad itching for some reppin' :aah:

[DestRuct0r]

w00t cubed

[The Cunt]

I've been away for 7 days.

There should be NO excuses of "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Cunt again."

Now back to your regular Rep Whoring.

[rayjayjohnson]

i facing rep withdrawl after 2 -reps for nothing! nothing i tells ya! help me out!

[The Cunt]

i'm not posting porn :)

could do with some rep though :)
Do you actually give any out as well as ask for it?

[rayjayjohnson]

here we go:

8===D---

[Arcane1]

Rep me you bastards, I'm feeling low. Oh, and you bastardettes too. :p

(please?)

[kashel]

il rep stuff if it makes me laugh. But im a noob so who cares?

[STallingU]

Do you actually give any out as well as ask for it?
I don't think the rep icons show up on her or sambos comps. They must have pics disabled for Zgeek.

[and3w]

Being as I love all you ho's, I have just posted a torrent for Star Wars 3: Revenge of the sith in the 'secrets:Torrents' forum.
Anyone who uses it owes me rep.

Well, I mean, you all do ANYWAY, but this is even more :-)

[amj]

my friend is unsure as to why this thread is so good. Can anyone prove it to him? *wink wink nudge nudge*

[Sagacious]

yay Rep2K :cool:

[jasebert]

I am only a little bit away from 7500. Come on, give me a handjob!!

[Kez]

Fuck oath, The Cunt repped me.

I feel so proud. Why dont the rest of you rep me. You never know, one day you might be on the same level* as The Cunt

* wont actually happen, but somehow you might be special to someone in your life :). You're special to me if you give me rep.

[Kez]

I've been away for 7 days.

There should be NO excuses of "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Cunt again."

Now back to your regular Rep Whoring.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Cunt again.

[johny_roberts]

il rep stuff if it makes me laugh. But im a noob so who cares?


then get fucking naked look in the mirror and rep yourself


I'll rep you fuckers hard and long in one week now off to Florida to get fucked up by the sea, fuck like a monkey in heat, and hit on Minni Mouse *damm that bitch is hot four a mouse*

before I left I reped right down so don't flake on this forum and welcome back you dirty no good sonofabitch cunt.................. :p

[and3w]

my friend is unsure as to why this thread is so good. Can anyone prove it to him? *wink wink nudge nudge*

Cos its the only thread you get to see my boobies in!

[ewe2]

Check mah pikchuh
Rep mah bitch up!
OH!
Check mah pikchuh
Rep mah bitch up!
OH!
Rep mah bitch!

[johny_roberts]

Got a computer and nicely tosted now. About to take off to Orlando but before I go I must post three pics the first is for and3w and the second and is for STallingU. I most confess that it is gross to post cum shots but after that facial that basterd has not stoped pming me for cum shots. I think he might be a :fag: but hey I am not one to judge............. and the last one for all of you whores who love tities :jizz:

[Arcane1]

Got a computer and nicely tosted now. About to take off to Orlando but before I go I must post three pics the first is for and3w and the second and is for STallingU. I most confess that it is gross to post cum shots but after that facial that basterd has not stoped pming me for cum shots. I think he might be a :fag: but hey I am not one to judge............. and the last one for all of you whores who love tities :jizz:
The fur on #1 is fierce. :barf:
#3 however is simply georgeous. I'll take two please. :p

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh you people are brilliant! I go away for a day and I come back and I've passed the 12000 rep mark. awwww. Look - it's symetrical too!

You'll all feel my massiv(er) e-wang soon! :D

edit :Yes that's right, I meant it when I said you'd feel it. Come on it's nasty (apparently). I said - you'll feel it and you'll love it. mmm massive e-wang.

[DestRuct0r]

w00t^10!!!1111@@@@1`~tilder

[jasebert]

I just went up in rep power.
Thank you all, I will give you all sexual favours later.

[Blue Midget]

Throb is not tight with his rep. johny_roberts is my rep daddy, according to DestRuct0r I eat my rep (but why would I when I have tater chips in the cupboard?) and3w went on about red, throbbing trees and yellow rep but it was still +rep so whatever, and jak is a 'dirty whore'.

I'd +rep back, but...uh...I'm feeling a bit 'inadequate' in that department...

So basically, rep me either way and ye get a mention. :) How much more SFW whorey can you get?

[Kez]

I am cool.

[rayjayjohnson]

help me get a comfortable buffer between posts and rep points. it's making me look bad :D

[gimpieman]

my rep exceeds my posts 2-fold

w00t w00t here comes the roffletrain

[The Cunt]

Oh you people are brilliant! I go away for a day and I come back and I've passed the 12000 rep mark. awwww. Look - it's symetrical too!

You'll all feel my massiv(er) e-wang soon! :D

edit :Yes that's right, I meant it when I said you'd feel it. Come on it's nasty (apparently). I said - you'll feel it and you'll love it. mmm massive e-wang.
I think the correct terminology for you would be e-vadge.

[Sagacious]

I believe my genital monkered friend is correct as to the correct nomencalture. eVadge (or eVag if not in the UK)

[druckfugged]

For about a month or so I have failed to make any witty or passing intelligent comment here at Zgeek. Consequently my rep tally is stagnating. I was hoping that by posting here you all might help by adding to my rep for no real reason and making me feel, superficially at least, like a worthy and popular bloke.

[The Cunt]

I believe my genital monkered friend is correct as to the correct nomencalture. eVadge (or eVag if not in the UK)
Not to be confused with the iVadge by Apple.

The USB peripheral with realistic pulsing action for geeks who want to make their cybersex sessions more convincing.

[jak]

Not to be confused with the iVadge by Apple.

The USB peripheral with realistic pulsing action for geeks who want to make their cybersex sessions more convincing.

URL? :p

[Sagacious]

Not to be confused with the iVadge by Apple.

The USB peripheral with realistic pulsing action for geeks who want to make their cybersex sessions more convincing.
Evidently Steve Jobs and the Woz have been playing around with stuff again.

No good can come of it I tell you.


But then again if we were in it only for the good where would the fun be in that?

URL? :P

www.apple.com/private/wozandjobs/privatestash/depraved/experimantal/iVadge.htm (www.tubgirl.com)

[jak]

damn! sold out.

Got my back order in though. :)

[Sagacious]

damn! sold out.

Got my back order in though. :)
Back orders are for iAss (the iaccessory for boys who like boys) only front orders are for the iVadge.

[jak]

*chuckle* (pun was not intended)

btw, why arent you guys out taking photos (see my sig) ?

:)

[Sagacious]

as with all things that the woz and jobs do the two units integrate seamlessly and become the iVirtualSandwich. For the girl who likes her loving fore and aft and at the same time.

[DestRuct0r]

It's Pirate's birthday today so I think we should all make a special whorish effort and rep him as much as possible with happy quotes of admiration and wholehearted undying love poems dedicated to him.

[The Cunt]

I can't believe *I* clicked on the link. :rolleyes:
www.apple.com/private/wozandjobs/privatestash/depraved/experimantal/iVadge.htm
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/danielcook.jpg
Daniel Cook gives the iVadge the thumbs up.

[rayjayjohnson]

help me get a comfortable buffer between posts and rep points. it's making me look bad :D
wow. thanks guys. all this whoring is making me thirsty! my arse is yours! :tits:

[rayjayjohnson]

i want an iNoon

[~vjay~]

I want to promote myself with shameless e-whoring and self promotional exercises.



I do rep for sexual favours.(batts eyelids)

*disclaimer:
this may not be true in all cases
pleas check with your current service provider for more details.

[STallingU]

My current service provider gave you a quick scan and said your free of virus' so bring on the sexual favours.

[The Cunt]

A spammer has invaded zgeek space!

While on your rep runs please unload some negative rep here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=585190) , here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=585200) and here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=585175).

Let's make history people!

Pirate's probably having a b'day piss up as we speak. He'll come back and find the fucker derepped to the dark ages.

[~vjay~]

I would if I could, I need more posters to rep and I am still a lousy rep power of 1

[matty]

rep runnnn

[jak]

so how the hell do I get to a rep power of 3 so I can give out more rep to you all? I'm guessing a year of *time* here at zgeek?

[BtrFly]

you have given out too much rep in the past 24 hours :(

hehe rep runs are fun!

[Sagacious]

you have given out too much rep in the past 24 hours

Rep running is fun but all good things it seems must come to an end. :greenman: Rep :greenman:

[rayjayjohnson]

repping makes you strong. receiving rep makes me stronger

[Sagacious]

so how the hell do I get to a rep power of 3 so I can give out more rep to you all? I'm guessing a year of *time* here at zgeek?
I believe rep power of 3 requires 3000 rep points

[jak]

I believe rep power of 3 requires 3000 rep points

Oh, well thats easily fixed. ;)

[STallingU]

Ever 1500 posts gets you an extra point. Same with every year and every 1500 rep points I think.

[rayjayjohnson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jak again.

on another note, get me to 500 people!

[Serpent_Girl]

Ever 1500 posts gets you an extra point. Same with every year and every 1500 rep points I think.

Nope, 1500 posts does not get you an extra one. But I'm pretty sure you're right about the years and 1500 rep points.


Pfft, it's not as though it meeeeeeeeaaans anything.

[jak]

Why some can give more rep than others?
Ok, here comes the fun part. Some members will start with a bigger rep power than others for a few reasons. These include how long they have been registered, rep points, if they are a moderator or admin... This is called the "Rep Power" and basically it breaks down like this.

For every 365 days, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.
For every 5000 posts, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.
For every 1500 points of reputation, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.

faq (http://forums.zgeek.com/faq.php?faq=new_faq_item#faq_new_faq_item_levels)

[BtrFly]

well done for bothering jak- not many others would have!

[The Cunt]

Why some can give more rep than others?
Ok, here comes the fun part. Some members will start with a bigger rep power than others for a few reasons. These include how long they have been registered, rep points, if they are a moderator or admin... This is called the "Rep Power" and basically it breaks down like this.

For every 365 days, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.
For every 5000 posts, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.
For every 1500 points of reputation, users gain 1 point of reputation-altering power.

faq (http://forums.zgeek.com/faq.php?faq=new_faq_item#faq_new_faq_item_levels)
Also, your derep power is half that of your rep power. Unless you're on an odd number then it's rounded down.

Rep points (used to be known as Rep Status) can also be added by giving Pirate head or other sexual favours.

[kashel]

NOw thats alota posts, I need to spend some quaillity time with z geek

[rayjayjohnson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Cunt again.

bugger.

[Sagacious]

Also, your derep power is half that of your rep power. Unless you're on an odd number then it's rounded down.

Rep points (used to be known as Rep Status) can also be added by giving Pirate head or other sexual favours.
So like your derep power is limited...Hmmm...like bitchslapping with one hand tied behind your back.

So offending Pirate would only cost you 50 rep power points not 100 (Example purely hypotetical and for illustrative purposes only. This example should in no way be construed as a desire or intention to piss Pirate off.)

[DestRuct0r]

:banana::banana::banana:Bananas are your friend:banana::banana::banana:

[DestRuct0r]

:banana::banana::banana: obey the bananas :banana::banana::banana:

[DestRuct0r]

:banana::banana::banana: end transmission :banana::banana::banana:

[Sagacious]

:pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan:

Line Dancing Pirates

There ain't nuthin' worse than an Irate Pirate. From Pirate the Musical

[~vjay~]

How many bananas does it take to change the tide of rep boobs to rep cocks?

[Sagacious]

How many bananas does it take to change the tide of rep boobs to rep cocks?
do the Bananas have breasts?

[~vjay~]

They would if I photoshopped them

[Sagacious]

They would if I photoshopped them
This I gotta see photochop away ~vikki~meister

[jak]

Rep points (used to be known as Rep Status) can also be added by giving Pirate head or other sexual favours.

Is that how you got your 5:1 points to post ratio? :)

[and3w]

So, when I get to 4,500 I can rep with another inch on my e-wang? W00t, better than plastic surgery!
You know what to do, my fellow whores!

[jak]

Whats a "winnar"? ;)

[and3w]

The opposite of a 'jak' :-)

[jak]

Are you saying I can never be a winnar?

[~vjay~]

This I gotta see photochop away ~vikki~meister

Best I can do

[lostreality]

it feels so good. oh yeah baby, do it hard do it good do it like you should.

[The Cunt]

"You have given out too much bum tonguing in the last 24 hours, try again later."

[throb]

Best I can do
Nice try but no cigar.

Nothing will beat the Banana with the VB, NOTHING I tell you.
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/vbanana.gif

[~vjay~]

Make a bet

Mine is better than yours now

[throb]

Make a bet

Mine is better than yours now
Bukakke Banana!

[and3w]

"You have given out too much bum tonguing in the last 24 hours, try again later."

^^Look mate, we don't care what you have been doing in real life!^^ ;) :fag:
Get repping, I need another 57 points to add that inch to my e-wang!

[rayjayjohnson]

so your ewang is going to sting even more?

[Sagacious]

Shoop Shoop Diddy Whap Karma Karma Rep Rep

Rep Running to music can be....annoying. :mad:

[kashel]

if your rep running, could run pass me please. Im on the corner kings cross, and have a bad itching

[~vjay~]

Shoop Shoop Diddy Whap Karma Karma Rep Rep

Rep Running to music can be....annoying. :mad:

I thought it was kinda cute until I saw your angry face emoticon :(

[Tyderian]

Ok Im in, better put up my "L" plates...

Eager for rep, Train me up while im young ;)

[jasebert]

Rep run completed. There seems to be a severe lack of boobies in here lately

[Manshoon]

Lack of boobies....lemme fix that

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~manshoon/10.jpg

[Sagacious]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/Carla.jpg

Ah the Boobies my pimply pubescent dreams weere made of

[and3w]

OK, weigh these up! Gotta be worth kilotons of rep :)

[Sagacious]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/1/robson_2.JPG (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/1/robson_2.JPG)






Now if anyone can find any footage of this foul mouthed piece of work (As Sid the Sexist would say) 'Tits oot fer the Lads' that would be worth serious reppage.

[and3w]

Saggy, boy, I have been trying to rep you for that since I first saw it in the other thread..great work, I obviously need some heavy type/copy/paste handjobbies to allow me to do so..but I am loathe to spend myself for 24 hours before my rep power goes up to 6 when I make 4500....

[Sagacious]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to and3w again.
And I have been trying to get you the magical land of 4500 but the Rep nazi won't let me. Only 19 to go

[ewe2]

Good morning sir, I trust you will find these boobies comfortable...

[jak]

Did I win?

[The Cunt]

I'd really like to hit 6000 by the end of the month. That means I upgrade to 5 POWER POINTS.

Which means you lot get your arses repped by harder.

So sprinkle some of that rep fairy love dust on me.

[ewe2]

Impossible boobies, boobies of joy and hope:

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/19/impossible2.jpg

Please rep a poor penguin who is suffering from boobie shortage. All donations gratefully accepted.

[STallingU]

Man boobs for the ladies and :fag: s
Chick Boobs for everyone.
http://img275.echo.cx/img275/7023/manboobs9wf.jpg
http://img275.echo.cx/img275/1851/nicetits6uz.jpg

[STallingU]

http://img236.echo.cx/img236/4906/184ah.jpg

[Chocoholic]

Can you all stop with the boobie pictures?

[Aurelius]

Can you all stop with the boobie pictures?
Why would anyone want that?

[Directed]

I need rep. Its like heroin, but doesn't leave scars all over your arms.

[Chocoholic]

Why would anyone want that?


Because I own a mirror, am in a bad mood and boobies belong in porn forum!

[royale]

My rep count has slowed significantly lately, anyone want to help?

[lostreality]

You have given out too much bum loving in the last 24 hours, try again later.

about fucking time, it took me ages.

[rayjayjohnson]

i was before the tennancy tribunal this morning. rep me for it!

[The Cunt]

http://img275.echo.cx/img275/7023/manboobs9wf.jpg
Ahhhhh, now I know what STallingU looks like.

[The Cunt]

i was before the tennancy tribunal this morning. rep me for it!
Only if you post the transcript in the Dear Idiots (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=34935) thread.