Rep Whores

[hazza]

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[Aardvark]

Up yours, Nigger

[gunsella]

ahh that feels better. a bit of ho'ing for the weekend

[STallingU]

I've received it from lots of males before. I've given it back to.










Rep that is.

[imp]

I've received it from lots of males before. I've given it back to.










Rep that is.
Do you give reach around?

[gunsella]

ah, i still had one more left in me

[STallingU]

Do you give reach around?
Only if you have rep in those hard to reach places.

[jasebert]

I love giving rep, and I have finished my Sat rep run

[s3raph]

Rep is gooooood. I'm chasing 5000 right now ;)

[imp]

Rep is gooooood. I'm chasing 5000 right now ;)
Allow me to help...up at 3am eating cold pizza rep run ahoy!! and at about 50 rep points a hit that's not bad but still pretty poor when compared to some....

ever get so tired that you can't sleep?

[T-WRX]

I am just starting out this week with 0 rep. I can't imagine how long it has taken some of you guys to get where you are. Talk about feeling inadequite! I fuckin suck!

[Juice Biscuit]

ever get so tired that you can't sleep?


Fully, but right now I'm on the begining of a 'special biccie' come down, which when mixed with all the beer I've had tonight has left my mind wanting to go for a jog, but my body not allowing it, my mind is currently trying to convince my body that we should have another 'biccie', but my body isn't falling for it.

Which is funny as my mind says to stop smoking so much, but body just keeps lighting up.

I'm going to try and go back to sleep for the 3rd time this morning.

oh wait this isn't the I confess thread.... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-040.gif

[useless_kraap]

ooooooh, you have to have 1k rep to see the pron post... i was greatly confused when i showed up here and that thread was empty :confused:
*newb

I've just been rep+ing people who make me laugh

[STallingU]

I'm so hung over. But at least the cricket is on. Oh yeah :pumpy: rep rep rep rep rep whore whore whore whore. I wanna reach a billioncajillion rep so rep me now and rep me hard.

[STallingU]

Hi my name is slow.
I just noticed that it says rep power and not ninja power.

[hooptieride]

Damn, i've been away during the latest bout of rep whoring.

[jasebert]

YAY 4 rep. I feel so special and fulfilled right now

[s3raph]

Whoring ownz. And thanks to all the ho's for helping me reach 5000. Now for 6000 :p

[jak]

There it is again. "fulFILLed".

;)

[LauraleeBug]

oi? grammar nazi?

[Kez]

Fuck you all, now give rep plz :D :pir8dan:

[imp]

Beg Kez. I want to see you BEG BITCH! :D

[jasebert]

I wanna hit 5k then I will feel like the rest of you people.. Like an individual

[Aardvark]

I have impressive eWang. Pay tribute in the form of more eWang or face my eWrath

Oh, Aardvark. You card.

[s3raph]

I'm afraid 10000 is the new 5000

[Kez]

Beg Kez. I want to see you BEG BITCH! :D
I beg you for rep. Bitch. Now give me some!!! :D

[Kez]

Ahh... I get it now, you just wanted to get me on my knee's imp! You pedo!

[Serpent_Girl]

Rep! Rep! Rep!! We all know Aardvark steals all his sayings from CLGA!! (damn cheap rep whore)

I don't feel like begging for rep. I think that perhaps I might phrase my wants for it in a comical, yet persuasive way that I cannot seem to think of at this point in time.

[imp]

Ahh... I get it now, you just wanted to get me on my knee's imp! You pedo!
Who told you?

[MisterBishi]

Rep Horse.

[Juice Biscuit]

Who told you?

http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/110103_sorry_prv1.gif










All you whores better cough up some rep or I'll tell Sunol where you live.

[imp]

http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/110103_sorry_prv1.gif










All you whores better cough up some rep or I'll tell Sunol where you live.
*coughs*

ow. Bitch

[hooptieride]

Dum de dum dum.

[druckfugged]

i've been stuck on nine hundred and seventy something since Christmas and while i'm aware that's about eight hundred more than I deserve and I haven't made an intelligent contribution to any discussion for some time I was wondering if somebody out there would like to help me reach the thousand mark?

See, I'm not too proud to beg!

[minorproblem]

50 cent Sucky sucky!!! im such a whore

[Kez]

Who told you?
You did! You said it in a seductive way that it made me do it. PEDO!

[Aardvark]

I say you should choose your alignment. All geeks fall into one of three categories. The ones who strive to be ninjas, the ones who stive to be Pirates and the ones who are too gay to be Pirates, but who don't smoke enough pole to be ninjas. Then you get a rep title thing accordingly. ninja power, Pirate power or fencesitter power

[s3raph]

n1nj4s are l33t

[imp]

You did! You said it in a seductive way that it made me do it. PEDO!
Want some boiled lollies little boy? Come into my van.

[annie]

ooooh, can i have some imp? are they those bo peep ones? i like them :D

[Aardvark]

She's lying. She has no boiled lollies, only jelly beans

[abelgold]

Want some boiled lollies little boy? Come into my van.

I'll come into your mouth if you give me the whole packet.

[Juice Biscuit]

Want some boiled lollies little boy? Come into my van.


Watch out Kez the van is just a diversion. Whatever you do, don't go into the Kiddy pool, or she will try and touch you in your 'bathing suit area'.


But don't worry if she does get ya, just go down to the cop shop and point out where she touched you on the doll. I did and they gave me heaps of lollies that own Imp's lollies.


EDIT: Wait hang on that was Aardvark who did that to me, sorry Imp my mistake....


Kez stop being a little girl and get in the Van, it's what all the cool kids do http://forums.overclockers.com.au/images/smilies/thumbup.gif

[STallingU]

The Van Roxors. Its filled with all these silver missiles that shake when you turn them on. She also has this black leather ninja suit that you can wear which has lots of zippers.

[useless_kraap]

this is the only post I've been getting repped in :(
are my other posts not cool enough?

[mr_russy]

i never get any rep for any posts any more :(

[DestRuct0r]

I'm not gay but the guy sucking my cock might be.

[TK-421]

I'm not gay but the guy sucking my cock might be.
"I have aids?! But Im not a homosexual!"
"Sure you're not"

[Colonel Kurtz]

You're all whores. I love you.

"What we have here is a fine example of Alabama black snake, an it ain't no too beacoup"

[imp]

When people rep me with the word whore I go all weak at the knees. It's been happening a lot lately :) Gosh i love you guys

Plus now i'm getting rep from people's pets too. Those are some smart animals right there

[DestRuct0r]

"I have aids?! But Im not a homosexual!"
"Sure you're not"
You can play tennis with a gay person, just afterwards it's like;
"I'm gonna get a beer."
"I think I might suck someone's dick."
"Well you go suck that dick I'm gonna have my beer"

[royale]

I want some rep-bukkake, Im on my knees here, gimmie all you got ;)

[Holster]

Ohhhh I want to be a whore too.

Please sir, can I have some more?

[Necron]

Please say that you will remember me.

Rep is an addiction. If you see me passed out on the floor from a rep overdose, just pump me with more white hot repjuice.

[Pagey]

You give me rep yeah

you give me rep

[TK-421]

You give me rep yeah

you give me rep
no

[Pagey]

catt "that reminds me of the radiators tune - you give me head, it seems rep worthy to me"

that was the idea!

[catt]

glad to be of assistance :D

[TK-421]

catt "that reminds me of the radiators tune - you give me head, it seems rep worthy to me"

that was the idea!
That is why I said no, I heard an aweful cover of that song and anything but the original is annoying now.

[Budman42]

I am a rep virgin...........I am waiting to be married before I give up my rep

[Necron]

I am a rep virgin...........I am waiting to be married before I give up my rep

Hahahahaha, that is what you say now. But after a few reps, you just give in and it's all over. It starts with one, and before you know it you are whoring yourself all over the place.

Get on your knees and prepare to take my mighty (not so mighty these days) REP POWA

[Juice Biscuit]

When I come post on Zgeek, I need rep, I need rep, I need rep

I need reeeeeeeeeep, I need rep! REP.


Go simply red, go

[jak]

Whatever you do, don't go into the Kiddy pool, or she will try and touch you in your 'bathing suit area'.

Its called 'my special place'. My uncle said its a secret. So dont tell anyone.

;)

[gunsella]

i'm so tired of giving giving giving.

its time to receive. take me.

[useless_kraap]

i like it when i get rep all over my face :)


WAIT! that didnt sound gay did it?

[T-WRX]

i like it when i get rep all over my face :)


WAIT! that didnt sound gay did it?



Not if your were getting your "Rep wings".... that is what you meant right???? RIGHT!?!?!?! Ummmm YES ABSOLUTELY!!!!!...... :barf:


Good one though!

[STallingU]

I rub the rep in my bathroom area before I give it out.
So who wants some smegma covered rep?

[Juice Biscuit]

I do, I'm circumcised so I fear not the smegma.

[jasebert]

I just went on a massive rep run. GO REP RUNS GO...

[Kez]

More rep now, I need a fix or I'll go nuts

[gunsella]

i know this is a worn cliche by now... but i feel so dirty.

[Aardvark]

How come this repwhoring thread hasn't been closed?

gimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgi mmerepgimmerep

[Kez]

How come this repwhoring thread hasn't been closed?

gimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgi mmerepgimmerep
Give me +rep Aardvark...

kthx

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah your a fucking tight wad with the rep Aardvark, ya prudy frump.

Eunichs give out more action that you do.

[jasebert]

I am going to become the ultimate rep whore.

[minorproblem]

Anyone who gives me rep can have my sisters they are fucking annoying and i have 3 of them its a auction higest rep wins

[Kez]

Anyone who gives me rep can have my sisters they are fucking annoying and i have 3 of them its a auction higest rep wins
Repped, now gimme.

[Colonel Kurtz]

You are all loose and sloppy rep whores. And I butt repped you all

[Holster]

You are the sloppiest whore I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

[MisterBishi]

How come this repwhoring thread hasn't been closed?

gimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgimmerepgi mmerepgimmerep

Aardvark, you and I must join forces and unite against these shameless hussies flooding the economy with counterfeit rep. As the two people with the most amount of rep currently, we clearly stand to lose the most if rep continues to be devalued in this way. I therefore propose that we do a bunch of stuff to make sure it isnt.

Or we could just not bother.

[Hired Goon]

Rep is to Bishi as alter boy is to Catholic Priest.

:D

[minorproblem]

Getting rep in this thread is hard... HARD AS A PREIST IN A PLAYGROUND

[Juice Biscuit]

Quick rep bishi to dilute whatever worthy rep he has obtained so far.


One of us, one of us.

[mr_russy]

this shouldn't be closed, everyone likes rep whoring

[Aardvark]

I agree with you in theory, old man bishi. In theory, communism works

In practise, I shall do one thing and I shall say another. Right now, I say that "Sounds Interesting"

Any further suggestions shall be met with appropriate and/or inappropriate simpsons quotes and/or references

[T-WRX]

Yea for whores!!!!!! Everyone likes a good whore.

[SmaSheD_CoW]

:fag:

[Munchkin]

Yea for whores!!!!!! Everyone likes a good whore.


What about bad ones ?
:D

[T-WRX]

come to think of it, I have never had a bad whore....Always a happy ending

[imp]

Aardvark, you and I must join forces and unite against these shameless hussies flooding the economy with counterfeit rep. As the two people with the most amount of rep currently, we clearly stand to lose the most if rep continues to be devalued in this way. I therefore propose that we do a bunch of stuff to make sure it isnt.

Or we could just not bother.
I was queen of rep before I went on holidays and now look at me, Bishi..... but in the end deep down I now i'm still up there. In all your hearts :D

[MisterBishi]

I was the first king and held onto my position boldly until the first of these whoring threads came about. :mad:

[imp]

I was the first king and held onto my position boldly until the first of these whoring threads came about. :mad:
Don't you feel loved Bishi?

[MisterBishi]

Yeah.

No.

What was the question?

I don't really care imp, I know you love me and thats all that matters.

[imp]

Yeah.

No.

What was the question?

I don't really care imp, I know you love me and thats all that matters.
Well as long as that's the case then it's all good with me. :) Feeling loved just ends up getting you sticky anyways. It's over-rated

[MisterBishi]

Yeah, but it pays the bills.

[jasebert]

another rep run completed...

[MisterBishi]

I agree with you in theory, old man bishi. In theory, communism works

In practise, I shall do one thing and I shall say another. Right now, I say that "Sounds Interesting"

Any further suggestions shall be met with appropriate and/or inappropriate simpsons quotes and/or references

I consider this a victory.

[imp]

I just gave out all my rep for today. I feel used but I enjoyed finding people with posts I liked enough to rep them for :) My brain hurts.. i've read too much :barf:

[SamBo]

I just gave out all my rep for today. I feel used but I enjoyed finding people with posts I liked enough to rep them for :) My brain hurts.. i've read too much :barf:
where the fuck is my rep? I put out for you, yet you don't for me!!!
JERK!!

[kré]

i'm gonna try and get to the point where i can't give out any more rep, coz i've given out hardly any for ages.

[STallingU]

where the fuck is my rep? I put out for you, yet you don't for me!!!
JERK!!
*pats SamBo on the back* It'll be alright mate. You will live. Well I think you will. Meh

[BtrFly]

ooh rep me baby :p haha

want some lasagne?

[kré]

jesus god that took a long time. i had to rep several people 3 or 4 times.

[jasebert]

NNOOO...
I got the message:
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[SamBo]

ahhh the joys of slutting out copious amounts of +rep :D

[BlueBoy]

jesus god that took a long time. i had to rep several people 3 or 4 times.
Cheers for the double rep. :)

[DestRuct0r]

I'm stuck in a glass cage of emotion

[imp]

jesus god that took a long time. i had to rep several people 3 or 4 times.
Yes, Thankyou :) Strange lizard thing. Is it from the Mario Brothers movie?

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/mrt_repwhore.jpg

[abelgold]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/mrt_repwhore.jpg

Hannibal... you drugged mah milk!!

[Juice Biscuit]

And I'm almost spent....arrhhhh, smoke if you got em.

[Jaz]

Well seeing as I have the highest rep I better pst a reply here ;)
No you don't. A few ppl hit 10k a few days ago.

[imp]

No you don't. A few ppl hit 10k a few days ago.
This is true but back then when I posted that message I did. Smart Ass :p

[Jaz]

oops. direct email link didnt take me to first unread page.

sif 4 week old thread.

[STallingU]

Typed 4 weeks old into google. There was heaps of babies, pups and kittens. Thought you would all like this better.
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/Terry4weeksold.jpg

[SamBo]

I'm still slutting myself out.... it's hard work and I am quite tired now

[jak]

Rep power is becoming as valuable as a Zim dollar. :)

[SamBo]

and I'm spent! :)

[minorproblem]

*collapses*

[ezer]

ahwell, since rep whoring is bad, can i just be a rep slut?

[Juice Biscuit]

ahwell, since rep whoring is bad, can i just be a rep slut?



no http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/eusa_naughty.gif

[Cpt Jellybean]

Rep whoreing never hurt anyone!!!!

[LauraleeBug]

Rep power is becoming as valuable as a Zim dollar. :)

...or (my favorite) - the peso!


Hey, wtf is it w/that, the yen & lira anyway? Like, why not just fucken knock off a few zeroes and reset?! Then we can all call it a day - but NOOOO.. that might make sense (because the 1 of any of these is LESS than a cent!).... weird...

If ZGeek keeps up like this; it'll be as worthless as a YANK DOLLAR!!! LMFAO!

:hippy: <-- Professional Armchair protester

Lauralee >8)>=<< Bug
Or AUSSIE BUG to YOU! LOL! :p
Aw man! PPl don't even listen when Mr Franklin talks anymore! I'm getting screwed here!

[Afro88]

I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!*


*not really, but I do want some rep lovin

edit: whoa, we posted at the same time - jinx!!!!!

[hooptieride]

Your all a bunch of whores!!

But then again so am I... rep me :)

[BtrFly]

/me sings - gimme somma lovin, everyday

*dances*

i am such a tart... a raspberry one at that!

[Pagey]

"you can rep me anywhere"

[AVataRR]

is this thread still alive?

[Pagey]

Pinger, yes, even in the cuntal area

[Aardvark]

My underweb's been down all day. This day has sucked arse because of it.

[BtrFly]

"Let Me Entertain You"

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on

[BtrFly]

i was going to change the lyrics, but i couldnt be bothered...

hmm that makes me think of a new thread :D

[hooptieride]

"Let Me Entertain You"

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on
Marcel Woods bootleg of that song rocks, the original is a bit ghey :fag:

[Munchkin]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BtrFly again.

[BtrFly]

i aim for 10000 by tomorrow!!!

[BtrFly]

urgh too much rep in 24hours... that didnt take long :(

[hooptieride]

i aim for 10000 by tomorrow!!!
So do I... Get to work everyone! :)

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/chickenheadrep.jpg





Pagey's cuntal region took the last of my rep+, but tune in 2morro for more

[Aardvark]

I have but one thing to say

GO WEB, GO!!!

[imp]

Meh 10,000 rep is over-rated. This whoring makes rep seem so.... pointless. I'm with Bishi on this one.... and not just b/c he offered him self at the low low price of 20AUD for one hour.

[gunsella]

gayest

[gunsella]

thread

[gunsella]

ever. no really. there's something really homoerotic goin on here.






and i want some rep.



please

[Afro88]

Rep's pretty cool. The best thing about rep is that it means shit all. But everyone wants it.

Once you're over 200-300, it really doesn't matter how much you've got, so why do we all want so much rep?

I don't know.

All I know is that I want more of it, cause I'm getting the shakes again :crack:

[Aardvark]

It's all a game, children. It's like in life, the aim is to get as much as you can by playing the system like a casio keyboard or a pianola. To the world, it seems as if you possess talent, but you're using a machine to trick them into handing over their precious precious rep.

Except for me. I really do love each and every one of you and would never do anything evil to you.

[Juice Biscuit]

Meh 10,000 rep is over-rated. This whoring makes rep seem so.... pointless. I'm with Bishi on this one.... and not just b/c he offered him self at the low low price of 20AUD for one hour.


I was like that, but now I'm not, give it another 1 and a half to 2 days and I'll be over it again. But then after a week or two, I'll put my mini skirt and FM boots back on to do it all over again.



Fuck the numbers, it's the comments that count.

[druckfugged]

Rather than the obligatory "rep run" message I have this time copied and pasted as many wise proverbs as I could in the hopes that you will all read them and be wiser than you were. Kindly rep the hell out of me for it.

[jak]

Hey, wtf is it w/that, the yen & lira anyway? Like, why not just fucken knock off a few zeroes and reset?! Then we can all call it a day - but NOOOO.. that might make sense (because the 1 of any of these is LESS than a cent!).... weird...


I had dinner (for 2) in Zimbabwe a couple of years ago. Cost me $55,000 (Zim). Roughly about $60 US. Worth every cent, but only if you traded your $$$ on the street.

[jak]

Rather than the obligatory "rep run" message I have this time copied and pasted as many wise proverbs as I could in the hopes that you will all read them and be wiser than you were. Kindly rep the hell out of me for it.

I think I got ripped of with my comment.

"The onset of troops is like the rush of a torrent which will even roll stones along in its course"

I don't feel any wiser?

[useless_kraap]

i bet rep runs would be waaaaaaaaaay more fun if my status was higher then 5 :(

[johny_roberts]

It's all a game, children. It's like in life, the aim is to get as much as you can by playing the system like a casio keyboard or a pianola. To the world, it seems as if you possess talent, but you're using a machine to trick them into handing over their precious precious rep.

Except for me. I really do love each and every one of you and would never do anything evil to you.

That might be true but I sure as shit would not turn my back to you in a dark alley if my wallet was showing *or my rep was showing* :p

[mr_russy]

Rep run would be good as well if i had more status.


hint: +rep me

[useless_kraap]

hint: +rep me
yea, thats pretty much what i was getting it

[jasebert]

Within 6 mins I got this message
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
And it is 7:36am.. WTF am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
But I feel satisfied. I have blown my rep load.
:pumpy:

[Munchkin]

Within 6 mins I got this message
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
And it is 7:36am.. WTF am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
But I feel satisfied. I have blown my rep load.
:pumpy:


/hands you a rep-tissue.

[useless_kraap]

theres no such thing as too much rep...






unless you choke on it, then its too much

[DestRuct0r]

How much is too much?

[DestRuct0r]

eleventybillion?

[useless_kraap]

this forums just like a big circle-rep :jizz:
its kinda hot


damnit did that sound gay again?

[Sbutter]

So how much is too little of rep?

[abelgold]

better wipe it up before you mum finds it

[useless_kraap]

better wipe it up before you mum finds it
hate it when that happens. try telling her you sneezed and felt something come out

[royale]

REPRUN REPRUN

Backwards that spells NURPER, which is is kinda like nodbugger, so everyone go and derep noddy and ill provide you with more +rep ;)

[jefah]

:hippy: :fu:

[mr_russy]

:fag: :jizz:

[minorproblem]

Rep's pretty cool. The best thing about rep is that it means shit all. But everyone wants it.

Once you're over 200-300, it really doesn't matter how much you've got, so why do we all want so much rep?

I don't know.

All I know is that I want more of it, cause I'm getting the shakes again :crack:
It makes you feel more like a man

[royale]

And the rampant reppage is to be ended- check your status people ;)

[mr_russy]

the power will be reset soon too

[BtrFly]

i have the power!!!

welcome to the land of tomorrow!!

[imp]

Reseting of power?....... Good ;) Kinda sucks but makes lots of sense. I'm still on 10 though... may have soemthing to do with all the referals I have. I have no idea. I"M OBLIVIOUS!

Squishy

[s3raph]

Aaaargh, my rep is down to only 5? WTF!?!?I was 40 for a few glorious hours last night and now I'm down to a puny 5. This sucks.

[TK-421]

Aaaargh, my rep is down to only 5? WTF!?!?I was 40 for a few glorious hours last night and now I'm down to a puny 5. This sucks.
Oh toes!
there is thread for that sort of whinging.

[s3raph]

There is? Where! :p

[STallingU]

Whats going on. We'll have no trouble here

[TK-421]

Whats going on. We'll have no trouble here
Just because you can cut a banana off the top of a lego man's body doesn't mean you can stop trouble. Not even Jackie Chan could stop trouble.

[DestRuct0r]

This is a local shop.

[STallingU]

This is a local shop.
Fuck that show is wrong/funny.

Just because you can cut a banana off the top of a lego man's body doesn't mean you can stop trouble. Not even Jackie Chan could stop trouble.
Jackie Chan has nothing on my kung fu grip

[gunsella]

i just did a minirep run. it doesnt feel nearly as good as it did yesterday :(

[SamBo]

don't worry everyone, my e-wang is still massive :D

[ShinymetalASS]

don't worry everyone, my e-wang is still massive :D

i have no e-wang.

i have no irl-wang either.

..... little reps mean we just have to share the love exponentially anyway... and im all about the love...

[imp]

don't worry everyone, my e-wang is still massive :D
Yeah. ... your E-WANG :p

[Asmodeus]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/internet_cock.jpg

[Aardvark]

Oh well, back to my grand scheme to win friends with salad.

Anyone wanna be a guinea pig? I tell you, I'm turning out some good salads with this formula, just can't seem to get the proportions right

[imp]

Oh well, back to my grand scheme to win friends with salad.

Anyone wanna be a guinea pig? I tell you, I'm turning out some good salads with this formula, just can't seem to get the proportions right
Do I get free tape with that Guinea Pig?

[ajcrowley]

i am all for spreading the rep around

[s3raph]

Yes, we must all whore harder than ever in order to bring our awesome rep powah back to where it used to be.

[Afta Image]

I agree Sir S3raph,

We need to Whore like no one has ever Whored before....

Got rep to give, You know i will do anything for it....

[T-WRX]

Spread some my way...I'll put out for rep. Just bought some new hooker boots....

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/repyar.jpg

[rin]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/repyar.jpg

why should i rep you pinger? :D

[Juice Biscuit]

Otherwise I'll stop coming around and brushing your hair while you are asleep.

[Aardvark]

She threw out a hairbrush the other day. It's mine now. I stroke it like a cat

[rin]

Otherwise I'll stop coming around and brushing your hair while you are asleep.


noooooooo! :aah: *cries*

[STallingU]

On the seventh day rep shal be spread.

[rin]

She threw out a hairbrush the other day. It's mine now. I stroke it like a cat
Aardvark, you're scaring me *backs away slowly*

[T-WRX]

*backs away slowly, but then slips on fresh REP!!!!!!*

[Afta Image]

Aardvark, you're scaring me *backs away slowly*

Aardvark scares everyone.....

[Aardvark]

I scare all, shock most, arouse some

[Aardvark]

And all those with 0 status, stop repping until you've posted fifty times. These blue dots that are showing up are spoiling my ki

[Juice Biscuit]

She threw out a hairbrush the other day. It's mine now. I stroke it like a cat



When did I say that I was using a hair brush to do it??


That was my detachable penis. Spose this answers why I've been having all of these random orgazims the last couple of days.

[imp]

She threw out a hairbrush the other day. It's mine now. I stroke it like a cat
Stroking a hairbrush is only something evil people would do.
Do you sit in a large chair at the same time and say things like "Hello... Mr BOND!" in a slightly scandinavian accent? I bet you do

sicko

[Afta Image]

I scare all, shock most, arouse some

Is this the sort you tend to arouse?????

http://itsjustanamthing.com/hag.jpg

[rin]

When did I say that I was using a hair brush to do it??
i am scared to ask what you used then.... :aah:

[Aardvark]

Yes, your mother does look better in photograph. Although I couldn't see her face after I painted it white

[Afta Image]

i am scared to ask what you used then.... :aah:

His false teeth.... :p

[Afta Image]

Yes, your mother does look better in photograph. Although I couldn't see her face after I painted it white

Yeah, I get my good looks from my mums side :( .


lol

[rin]

His false teeth.... :p

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! :barf:

[Afta Image]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! :barf:

Well think about it, there are worst things he could have used.

Actually, dont think about it. Sorry, dont think that helped....

[jasebert]

I went on a rep run. Now I should be able to go on more rep runs, right due to my rep status being less???
That is the way I figure it anyway.

[T-WRX]

disturbingtosaytheleast.

[Asmodeus]

Yeah, I get my good looks from my mums side :( .


lol

her backside?

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/repwhorebush.jpg

[Afta Image]

her backside?

Sadly, the backside is better than the face :( .

[T-WRX]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/repwhorebush.jpg


I like his drawings in the background.....This must have been taken during fingerpaint and construction paper time.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I told you before Bitch!!!

[jasebert]

I am using SETI and I fold and I am going to use PGP.
I am going to be the ultimate geek one day. ONE DAY

[Juice Biscuit]

GnuPG ownz PGP in geek factor

[AVataRR]

mama :(

[NightLightness]

what happened to all the whoring..............i try to set a standard but no one proceeds and raises the bar

[NightLightness]

just after posting my last post i discovered that my rep status has dropped down lots and was really devastated please help me please i don't like little numbers

[Aardvark]

This is what happens when the government steps in and starts introducing regulations and sanctions. A healthy, growing capitalist system is reduced to the levels of old soviet communism

[STallingU]

I've just opened the Zbank. So all deposits are to be made to me. Large deposits will get a 5.6% interest rate.

[s3raph]

I beg your pardon?

[druckfugged]

just after posting my last post i discovered that my rep status has dropped down lots and was really devastated please help me please i don't like little numbers

Yeah I think we're all still a little freaked by that right now but don't worry, only another 1387 posts and your rep status will go up. I confess thread, anyone?

[Juice Biscuit]

This stinks, in real life the average wang size is 6, yet like many others my e-wang should therefore not be as low as 4. E-wangs are supposed to be bigger than even elephant wangs, let alone your own real life wang.



OMG if I measure my real life wang in feet then my e-wang becomes about 8 times larger than real life wang :1337:

[Juice Biscuit]

Don't you mean 17 times bigger erghge



hahah beat you to it Aardvark ya fuck

[Aardvark]

I would've corrected you, saying centimetres, not feet. For two reasons. One, I'm a child of the metric system and two, I speak the truth

[useless_kraap]

This stinks, in real life the average wang size is 6, yet like many others my e-wang should therefore not be as low as 4. E-wangs are supposed to be bigger than even elephant wangs, let alone your own real life wang.



OMG if I measure my real life wang in feet then my e-wang becomes about 8 times larger than real life wang :1337:
my e-wang is still bigger :D


wait... :(

[DestRuct0r]

This whoring to get higher status is going to take effort, years and pie.
I will take up smoking crack as stress release, please excuse any sort of pyschosis from me in the future.

mumble cuntbag eat your head mumble gerbil cannon mutter

[Aardvark]

This thread is still open? Damnit thinggy, put the beer down and get back to work

[T-WRX]

I am beginning to believe that whoring is exactly like the stock market....Timing is damn near everything

[imp]

Thingy is a little slow.. be patient. He's probably making use of the new beer stand *ducks* :D

[LauraleeBug]

How much is too much?

Only when you're dead!

:banana: WOOHOO!

[Aardvark]

Heheh, beerstand. Man, I'm comic gold. Comedic platinum. Hell, they had to invent a new precious metal, just to describe HOW FUCKING FUNNY I AM!#$!@#~#!~#!

I hit my head harder than I thouhgt

[LauraleeBug]

You *must* have!

/me laughs & runs !!! :D

[jasebert]

ANother rep run in the morn completed...
I need a life

[DestRuct0r]

Heheh, beerstand. Man, I'm comic gold. Comedic platinum. Hell, they had to invent a new precious metal, just to describe HOW FUCKING FUNNY I AM!#$!@#~#!~#!

I hit my head harder than I thouhgt

hmm new precious metal - UNOBTAINIUM

[sneagelman]

Rep-challenged, not a newbie :jizz:

[Aardvark]

No, noob. All of you. Dirty stinking n00bs. KILL THE HIPPY

And kill this thread.

Until this thread dies, pile the rep onto me until they take notice

[T-WRX]

dito....I feel so inadequate when I measure my e-schlong against such greats as Pinger and Aardvark et all..... It is like comparing John Holmes and a baby.

[MisterBishi]

Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Is that a fact?

[dogwomble]

I'm having another I-want-rep moment.

Whose gonna give me rep?

[mr_russy]

this thread isnt as useful any more


don't get me wrong i still want the rep :)

[T-WRX]

true that dog

[STallingU]

Just did I quick rep run for you guys.
Fuck I'm not fit. I would of gone longer but I'm so puffed now.

[T-WRX]

U da mutha fukin chit!!!! I wish I could do some sweet reppin, but I ain't got no status yet. But I am werkin on it!

[STallingU]

U da mutha fukin chit!!!! I wish I could do some sweet reppin, but I ain't got no status yet. But I am werkin on it!
You just need 3 more posts then you'll get some status

[mr_russy]

one more for the rep run

[arelius19]

how bout the not a whore at all option...

[s3raph]

Don't be stupid, everyones a whore.