Rep Whores

[Serpent_Girl]

mmmmmmm SLUT mmmmmmmmmmmm

oh sorry my mouth was full ;)

/resists sick comment about things in your mouth

..there.

[BtrFly]

bwahaha well that was a little bit of the point. being that there have been so many other threads about head lately!

actually i was eating a muesli bar. you have a sick mind Serpent_Girl :p

[mr_russy]

I'm disappointed, I post in the Rep Whore thread, and get the 1000th post, and recieve no rep. I need a good hard long rep session.

[SamBo]

I'm disappointed, I post in the Rep Whore thread, and get the 1000th post, and recieve no rep. I need a good hard long rep session.
Oh i'll give you something long and hard.....






*gives you a wooden 1m ruler*

:p

[mr_russy]

Aww, well I got some, that soothes the pain for a while. I may need Rep Patches or Gum soon.

[royale]

cmon people, where is the love??

[TK-421]

I want you to rep me
I'm need you to rep me
I'm begging you to rep me
so please, wont you rep me....

did not did not did not see you repping!
did not did not did not hear you repping!!!
Sambo saw and heard me repping. But I don't think he enjoyed it very much.

[SamBo]

-repping makes baby jesus cry

[ShinymetalASS]

Why cant we not be sober
I just want to rep you over
Why cant we drink forever
I just want to rep you over....

I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it

[ms edeity]

[QUOTE=ShinymetalASS]Why cant we not be sober
I just want to rep you over
Why cant we drink forever

sober and drinking forever....ahhh the possibilities if you just believe.

BELIEVE!!!!!

[StygiaN]

I tried to make up a poem about myself (as you do) but nothing rhymes with stygian :(

[Aardvark]

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

[jak]

And I'm spent....

[polite]

I tried to make up a poem about myself (as you do) but nothing rhymes with stygian :(

You could try pigeon and religion. Also if you use religion with other words for stygian like ...incarnate, accursed. DIABOLIC or diabolical, Mephistophelian, satanic, hellish, infernal, fiendlike, hellborn, demoniacal, devilish, fiendish. INCORRIGIBLE,...

you might get a poem out of that lot. :). I'd read it.

[and3w]

He'd criticise it, but he'd read it!
And at least he knows what all those big words mean! Rep for Polite! (I like repping Polite up 'cos I know he doesn't give a shit about it, makes him seethe...hehehehe)





Mornin' mate :-)

Edit: Shit, 'You must spread some rep...polite again'. Never mind, I'll sneak up on you whey you are off-line! :tits:

[SuCC]

run complete.

[Directed]

Do you guys realize, with a little effort, WE CAN REACH THE 2000 MARK. Rep whores for generations will marvel at our proclivity

[T-WRX]

Currently Whoring.....

[DestRuct0r]

Friday's SUPER HAPPY FUN REP WHORE DAY! Every whore rep++ or be covered in uncomfortable sea fishes smell. It is the way only, yes you like.
Don't fear of my eyes >_<, of my eyes!!

[Arcainus]

So far i've been - repped once and +repped alot more. I'm not really too concerned about it, but it's still great to have. That, and i'd rather not go back to the "Michael Jackson" phase, as i call it.

[and3w]

It's still Thursday here though..:-(

[BtrFly]

ooh motorbike licence in 3 hours!

[BtrFly]

and i am spent :D

[ShinymetalASS]

I wanna get next to you....
I wanna get close to you...
You wouldn't want me have to rep you too...
rep you too....

[jasebert]

I just got the message

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Did that in 2 hours (I had to have a meeting inbetween)....

[Serpent_Girl]

I think rep whores should now be nicknamed "PEOPLE OF NEGOTIABLE REPUTATION" ...if you know what I mean ;)

[SamBo]

I think rep whores should now be nicknamed "PEOPLE OF NEGOTIABLE REPUTATION" ...if you know what I mean ;)
Valvaline, no, I don't know what you mean!

[STallingU]

I'm laying in bed because I'm so fucking hung over. Well also I have no job and am a professional man rep whore. So thrash me like the rep whore I am.
At the pub last night some girls asked me what i did for a living and I said rep whore. I'm going back to sleep now. So wanna chuck up.

[DestRuct0r]

Valvaline, no, I don't know what you mean!

I use Valvoline to get into these tight jeans.
Valvoline now you know what I mean.

[Directed]

I'm safe to rep, because I have covered myself in a latex rep condom. You cannot catch any RepTD's from me. SO BRING ME THE REP LOVING!

[Aardvark]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, END THIS GODDAMN THREAD RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!! END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT!!$!@#$~@$!#$!~$!@#$!@

http://dump.wuffle.com/images/funny/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

Oh, god, it hurts

[johny_roberts]

Oh, god, it hurts

Take some Penicillin and it will clear right up :banana:

[Arcainus]

/me +reps Aardvark my 0 repping power to chear him up

[Aardvark]

Damn canuks

[SamBo]

rep rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbour's dog
It fits on your back
it's good for a snack
it's rep rep rep!
It's re-ep, it's re-ep
it's made out of wood
it's re-ep, it's re-ep
it's better than bad, IT'S GOOD!
you're gonna love your rep
everyone loves their rep
you're gonna love your repyourrepyourrepreprep

Rep, from BLAMMO!

[ms edeity]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, END THIS GODDAMN THREAD RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!! END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT!!$!@#$~@$!#$!~$!@#$!@

http://dump.wuffle.com/images/funny/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

Oh, god, it hurts

it hurts sooo good baby

[b2barker]

Long live the whorage

[ms edeity]

aardvark....bring on the pain. deal it out i like a spankin'

[Aardvark]

First you're going to have to move your arse to within three feet of me else no spanking for you

Sloth. Is there no greater sin?

Well, maybe lust. Wrath, too. Wrath's a good one. Pride can go suck a fuck, along with envy. Gluttony... not on my budget. And then there's Greed. Greed makes the world go 'round, powers our capitalist society and ensures cults can continue building massive monuments to their mythical gods. God bless Greed

[johny_roberts]

Coveting they neigbors wife... Now thats a sin I indulge in daily.............

milfs

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ms edeity]

First you're going to have to move your arse to within three feet of me else no spanking for you

Sloth. Is there no greater sin?

Well, maybe lust. Wrath, too. Wrath's a good one. Pride can go suck a fuck, along with envy. Gluttony... not on my budget. And then there's Greed. Greed makes the world go 'round, powers our capitalist society and ensures cults can continue building massive monuments to their mythical gods. God bless Greed

cut the rambling. *giving you a 3 ft long whip* ;)

[Aardvark]

Now it's six feet

[ms edeity]

they all say that

[Hired Goon]

The problem of rep whoring burst back into the public spotlight today when the Easter Bunny was abducted at gunpoint by an alleged rep junkie in what police describe a "a cowardly and callous attack". Police declined to comment further pending further investigation. An inside source reveals however, that a letter has been delivered to police saying: "HaND oVeR tHe reP or the BuNNy gEts iT".

Prime Minister John Howard, who had recently tried to appoint the Easter Bunny as Immigration Minister, was clearly shaken by the incident. "We... just hope Easter Bunny is returned safely... I am sure the persons who have perpetrated this henious act of terrorism will be caught and brought to justice". When asked whether people should rep Mr Howard replied "No, people should refrain from repping, we will not negotiate with Rep Whores."

However, with Easter fast approaching, the government will be under pressure to secure the safe return of the Easter Bunny, or face a public back lash.

[Juice Biscuit]

ThAt JoHn HOWaRd WoulD bE wIse to hAnd OvER the REp IF He knEw whAt Was gOOd foR hIm.



WhAt, wHy aRe you lOOKing LiKe thaT at mE fOr?

[Serpent_Girl]

WhAt, wHy aRe you lOOKing LiKe thaT at mE fOr?

Your fly is undone, that's why.

[Juice Biscuit]

Your fly is undone, that's why.




Well then, feel free to stare in awe of the beast. :pumpy:




But if you have a better idea for picking up the ladies then I'd like to hear it.

[Afro88]

now sure if the word 'awe' is what i'm looking for but from where i'm standing the beast looks a hell of lot like a yeast infection.

Never seen one before, but :barf:

[Juice Biscuit]

now sure if the word 'awe' is what i'm looking for but from where i'm standing the beast looks a hell of lot like a yeast infection.


Well what do you expect if you never wash down there?



No wonder you have some smegma build up.


Soap is your friend http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/thumbup.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

Which aisle is that exactly?

[Evil Dan]

Slap a bit of yoghurt on it, that'll clear it up.

[Rep Fairy]

Still. The. Best. Thread. Ever.

[minorproblem]

And now,... angry Ticks fire out of my nipples!

[cub]

Slap a bit of yoghurt on it, that'll clear it up.

On it or in it?

[Funk Puppet]

In, on, arround.... Feels good any old way.... Hang on.... What were we talking about again?

[cub]

In, on, arround.... Feels good any old way.... Hang on.... What were we talking about again?

Mastication (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=Mastication&x=6&y=22).

[StygiaN]

Hehe cub. Any mastication reference deserves rep!

[Manshoon]

mmmm Mastication......I prefer evisceration myself.....nothing like a good gutting

[Funk Puppet]

mmmm Mastication......I prefer evisceration myself.....nothing like a good gutting
I prefer flatulatation.... Nothing like a good gut dropping..... actually no... I just made that up to sound cool :pumpy:

[Arsozah]

I prefer flatulatation.... Nothing like a good gut dropping..... actually no... I just made that up to sound cool :pumpy:

Hmm... flatulation, sound cool???

Nope. Never.

[StygiaN]

Everyone giggles at a fart. They are funny ;)

[STallingU]

The back of my redge grundies have a fine brown protective coating to protect them from any wind damage.

[Arsozah]

It doesn't mean they sound cool though.

My flatmate's PC speakers fart whenever they turn off. I giggle, yes, but they do not sound cool.

[Manshoon]

Of course they sound cool......then again maybe its just a male thing.....all part of the fart game!

[StygiaN]

It makes me laugh to see how scared people are of farts. At work, around some people I just have to say "I'm going to fart now" and they practically run away. Myself, I don't really care. I'd rather not smell it but, hehe, if you do a silent but deadly near me and then move away, making me smell it later then all the more power to you. It's funny.

What about burping? Everyone loves a good burp don't they?

[Manshoon]

Hmmm.....Ive been "trained" to excuse myself when I burp nowdays.....thats what I get for living with a woman for 5 years....

[Arsozah]

There's a distinction between being scared of something and something being not cool. I don't mind it if people fart - however I will say something if they insist on doing one in my completely enclosed, poorly ventilated office.

If it feels good, do it - just don't do it where the air can't circulate :)

Burps are the same. Provided you don't do them in my face ;)

[Manshoon]

Agreed on that....burps in the face are just plain WRONG

[StygiaN]

Agreed on that....burps in the face are just plain WRONG

Would you rather smell someones burp or someones fart? I think i'll take the fart :)

On a different note, I just learnt medieval is spelt like that ;)

[Manshoon]

Well done.....now spell reticuloendotheliosis......oh wait I just did

[Funk Puppet]

Normally I'd say something like pull my finger.... but I just don't have time... Maybe you can all just think I said something equally as crass and flame me for it?

[Directed]

Guys, I'd like to point off we are all off topic. This thread is about rep whoring. Now am I the only rep whore around here THAT HAS ANY PRINCIPLES??!!? GET BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

In other news I like rep, and will whore it up to get some. Is that so wrong?

[Manshoon]

Guys, I'd like to point off we are all off topic. This thread is about rep whoring. Now am I the only rep whore around here THAT HAS ANY PRINCIPLES??!!? GET BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

In other news I like rep, and will whore it up to get some. Is that so wrong?


Not at all as long as you take into account farts and burps as well.

I think we are all rep whores....I wanna see my rep get above my postcount again...I think they are fighting for highest number!

[Arsozah]

Need rep for food....

[Manshoon]

Ninjas killed my family....need rep for kung fu lessons!

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/picardHitsIt.jpg

[StygiaN]

Pinger is king. Comedy King.

I made up a joke today but it's offensive to people with stutters.


What is the NNNNNNNNSA?

The National Stutterers Association

I didn't mean to offend anyone :)

[STallingU]

Pinger is king. Comedy King.

I made up a joke today but it's offensive to people with stutters.


What is the NNNNNNNNSA?

The National Stutterers Association

I didn't mean to offend anyone :)
GOLD!!!!!

What does dna stand for?
National Dyslexic Assoiation

Woot 2001st post for me.

[Arsozah]

I'm an idiot - can I have more rep, please? I just want to get to 200???

[STallingU]

well, then let's make this symbolic: I need 2 more rep points to get to 200 and what better place to beg for them is post 2002???

Look it now says 2003. I'm 2 years behind you all. I knew I was slow but not that slow.

[Kez]

Give it (rep) to me hard.

[dilligaf]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pie

[Arsozah]

rep whores rule the world.

[Funk Puppet]

rep whores rule the world.
Ruling the world involves doing stuff..... Can I be an evil underling?

[Manshoon]

Ruling the world involves doing stuff..... Can I be an evil underling?

No but you can be a groupie

[Kez]

rep now kthx

[Kez]

rep now kthx, with a vengeance

[minorproblem]

I love this thread, its like sharing the love but without the stickyness. Or the penis in your arse for that matter..

[Kez]

rep now kthx, or I make sure you burn in hell with cock of NodBuggers Dad in your anus

[Manshoon]

excessive begging....NO REP FOR YOU!.......Anyways Arsozah is so much sexier than you so she would get my rep before you :p

[Afta Image]

Yeah Kez, you want the rep, you must do something to justify......

Rep is earnt, via informative or entertaining posts, drunken Deals at Zgeek or sexual favours....

So put out if you wanna receive....

[Manshoon]

Damn right there Afta.....I may be 1/2 drunk but even so Im still unimpressed by Kez!!

[DestRuct0r]

Rep Run 1 Done - have I missed any harlots?

[Manshoon]

Rep Run 1 Done - have I missed any harlots?

Nope I got repped so its ALL good!! :banana:

[Afta Image]

If I take my pants off, what will happen on your next rep run????

:p .

[DestRuct0r]

Only for you 5 rep, 5 rep, me love you long time. :)

[cub]

Yeah Kez, you want the rep, you must do something to justify......

Rep is earnt, via informative or entertaining posts, drunken Deals at Zgeek or sexual favours....

So put out if you wanna receive....

Okay, so i've just woke up from a night of informative and/or entertaining posts as part of a drunken ritual at the Zhouse and my bum is sore.

The doctor prescribed anusol cream but said nice cold rep applied to the aggravated region might help reduce swelling.

anyone care to donate?

[Arcainus]

/me holds up a sign:
___________
|Gives vodka|
|_for rep+__|
.......||........

[mr_russy]

I need 4 points to get to status 2, I think anyway. Hit me up some one, and I will be forever grateful.

[mr_russy]

Thankyou serpent girl, now my rep is more worthy. My wang has grown.

[STallingU]

Oooooh. I want my wang to grow.

Ladies just a reminder. Send pictures of your boobs to showmeyourboobies@hotmail.com and you shal get some rep. It will also help my wang to grow.

[STallingU]

Munchkin was kind enough to show me her boobies. Thanks Munchkin. So who is next???

[Serpent_Girl]

Your mum.

[STallingU]

Your mum.
Been there done that. I've even sucked on em.

[Manshoon]

Hey you do realise anyone who shows you their boobies you need to pass the pics along.....we all need to see ya know.....gotta judge things....1 opinion isnt good enough! got to get a larger volume of votes for the greater good!

mmmmmm boobies

[Munchkin]

Manshoon, you are right.

Munchkins boobies~ (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)
Enjoy!

[STallingU]

Hey you do realise anyone who shows you their boobies you need to pass the pics along.....we all need to see ya know.....gotta judge things....1 opinion isnt good enough! got to get a larger volume of votes for the greater good!

mmmmmm boobies
Sorry no can do. If they want to show everyone their boobs they would post them them self. If you want pictures of boobs go here. Boob Gallery (http://www.justbreastimplants.com/gallery/gallery.htm)
Check these babies out (http://www.justbreastimplants.com/gallery/set30.htm)

[Manshoon]

Manshoon, you are right.

Munchkins boobies~ (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)
Enjoy!


phwoar Munchkin they are some nice looking boobies you have there!!

[STallingU]

Imagine sucking on those beauties. Phwoar!!! :tits:
Muchkin must get all the fellas with them.

[Manshoon]

Yeah I reckon......I would love to play with those boobies!!

[STallingU]

Guess who's boobs these are?
They where not sent to me. I just found them in the Zimages
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/12/shex.jpg
Sorry back on topic.
I'm a whore so rep me, thrash me, and put me in a gimp suit.

[jasebert]

Rep run completed, and you can NEVER get enough boobie talk...

[minorproblem]

yum!

[Aardvark]

MORE TITS

Or close this thread

Either way, I don't care.

Here's one, how about someone close the thread after posting a shitload of pr0n, giving the reason that the thread got off topic

[Arcainus]

Yay! The only thing better then rep+ is teh b00bies.

[StygiaN]

Would I get plus rep or minus rep if I said I like to eat pizza with a knife and fork? We're talking real pizza here, not the shit you get from pizza hut etc.

+rep

[Afta Image]

Would I get plus rep or minus rep if I said I like to eat pizza with a knife and fork? We're talking real pizza here, not the shit you get from pizza hut etc.

+rep

Styg,

Firstly, you are such a filthy Rep Whore.... :fu:

But seriously, I use to eat Pizza with a knife and fork cause it pissed my dad off something chronic......

So Rep for you.....

[BtrFly]

i am so not happy - there are no black honda cb250's anywhere in australia because of an earthquake in japan... *cry* now i have the choice of a respray or finding another bike i like as much....

brand new i would have had it... they have a red one, but the red looks shite.

i dont want a black respray... reckon they would let me get it in blue? (non standard)

[minorproblem]

Dam i wish my eWang was as big as yours btrfly

[Arcainus]

I only eat home made pizza with a knife and fork.

Cool, finally got a rep status

[Funk Puppet]

I can move mine independantly (like Ursus in the Australian flick "Hercules Returns").... That doesn't mean you want to see them though...... OOOOHHHHH you meant girly boobs.... Sorry can't help you there.

[Directed]

I know I have protested before when we went off topic.

But how can I protest going off-topic to talking about Z-geek boobies. This is truly a thread I am proud to be a part of....

[Directed]

i am so not happy - there are no black honda cb250's anywhere in australia because of an earthquake in japan... *cry* now i have the choice of a respray or finding another bike i like as much....

brand new i would have had it... they have a red one, but the red looks shite.

i dont want a black respray... reckon they would let me get it in blue? (non standard)


Butterfly, getting a honda CB250 is kind of like saying you want a real man and settling for Nodbugger. Come to Chicago, and we'll go for a spin on my (2004) :pir8dan: :banana: Black CBR1000RR. Unfortunately, I did slightly wussify it by softening the suspension and putting heated gloves on the thing, but how else could I ride it on cold days? :fu:

[StygiaN]

Due to road laws over here I don't think btrfly (who has just passed her riders tests) is able to ride a bike lke the CBR1000RR. Maybe in a year or two right?

[Directed]

Damn road laws. They always want me to do the speed limit too. Fortunately I still have my temp plates. Good luck reading those things when I'm blasting past you coppers!

[Directed]

Is there ever a bad time to make fun of Nodbugger? I'm just wondering?

Also, could Zgeek war threads even exist without him?

Now I'm getting philosophical.

[StygiaN]

I dare say the war threads would be a lot less interesting without him. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[xdoctor]

yeah, hate rep whores. self loathing has always been a favorite pasttime.

[DestRuct0r]

I constantly stab myself in the legs with a fork reminding me of my whorish ways.

[Arcainus]

Thanks to everyone for teh +rep, i had planned on messaging you individually but...well, i'm a lazy prick and there's just too many of you XD

/me +reps DestRuct0r for stabbing himself

[and3w]

OK, I need some one with a rep status of 1 to give me 2600 cos I so l33t!
Do it. NOW! You know you will feel better afterwards; that dirty, sticky feeling will leave your mind..

[DestRuct0r]

All this whoring is making me thirsty

[ShinymetalASS]

I dare say the war threads would be a lot less interesting without him. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

You mean like, if a war thread existed and noddy didnt post, would anyone give a rats ass?


Now rep me! Goddammit!

I need some lovin....

[ShinymetalASS]

All this whoring is making me thirsty

Here, have a pretzel...

;)

[Afta Image]

People people people, want rep? Follow this guidelines:

1) Say something interesting.
2) Dont say "Give me rep", we know you want that already, writing it only makes you sound desperate.
3) Make is humorious if possible, always good fro getting rep lovin'.

If you are unable to meet these guidelines, then you can always get on your knee's. :p .

[Directed]

People people people, want rep? Follow this guidelines:

1) Say something interesting.
2) Dont say "Give me rep", we know you want that already, writing it only makes you sound desperate.
3) Make is humorious if possible, always good fro getting rep lovin'.

If you are unable to meet these guidelines, then you can always get on your knee's. :p .

Directed takes note and gets on his knees :o

[ShinymetalASS]

If you are unable to meet these guidelines, then you can always get on your knee's. :p .

Well well Afta, if this wasnt a thinly veiled excuse to ask for a blow job!

You should have just said:

"People, people, follow these guidelines: GET ON YOUR KNEES".

[Afta Image]

Directed takes note and gets on his knees :o

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to directed again.

Next time I can, I will have rep for you..... :)

[Afta Image]

Well well Afta, if this wasnt a thinly veiled excuse to ask for a blow job!

You should have just said:

"People, people, follow these guidelines: GET ON YOUR KNEES".

The post was orginally intended to stop the please rep me posts. This thread has become a rep whore posting area and I am kool with that, but earn it, dont just ask (OMG, I sound like thingy, I feel dirty, need to wash myself clean with bleach).

Those willing to dirty their knee's in the persuit of attaining rep will be welcome to share in my dirty rep lovin'. :D .

[Asmodeus]

ey, i dont just look and act funny, but i smell funny.

you know what I miss.. calling people clown shoes.. yeah, remember that?

asshat is passe, assbucket, now theres an insult

ok ok ok

/me gets on knees

[JediKnight]

Those willing to dirty their knee's in the persuit of attaining rep will be welcome to share in my dirty rep lovin'. :D .
I'd be up for some of that ;)

[jak]

Oooooh. I want my wang to grow.

Ladies just a reminder. Send pictures of your boobs to showmeyourboobies@hotmail.com and you shal get some rep. It will also help my wang to grow.

URL?

[Directed]

I say no more rep for StallingU until he shows us the boobies he has collected. IF YOU HAVE EM SHARE EM RIGHT NOW!

[jak]

This thread has become a rep whore posting area

What was the subject of this thread again?

;)

+rep for you

[jak]

Happy Repday all!! :)

[DestRuct0r]

Did someone say boobies? pics plz

[DestRuct0r]

In all honesty I didn't think this thread would last but now it's turned into a seven headed, REP STD breathing monst0R with a small e-wang, that's why it's so pissed.

[Directed]

DestRuctor, I would like to point out I am wearing a full body condom at this very moment. As such I am safe to rep as no Rep TD's can be caught from me. I have previously posted on this matter and it has been confirmed.

PRACTICE SAVE REPS, my full body rep condom will keep you REP TD FREE! Rep me quick!

\although even I sometimes regret it in the morning

[BtrFly]

*dance* i wonder if i am distracting anyone else.... :tits:

[Directed]

Lol BtrFly,

I already repped you as hard as I can, can we just cuddle for a while?

[jak]

*dance* i wonder if i am distracting anyone else.... :tits:

Are they real?

[BtrFly]

directed - awww you are spent are you ;)

and jak - yes i have boobies, and no you arent seeing them :D

[Directed]

Yup, I'm spent, but I do practice safe reps, so after I've spread my loving around, you can come back for more. You know you want to

[Directed]

;)

[ms edeity]

;)
:D

[StygiaN]

I am a whore, A REP WHORE!

;)

ps. and a man slut *eep*

[Afta Image]

I am a whore, A REP WHORE!

;)

ps. and a man slut *eep*

I knew it, I knew you were gay.....

:p ....

Evil Dan owes me $50.00

[jak]

I knew it, I knew you were gay.....

:p ....

Evil Dan owes me $50.00

StygiaN is gay?

[jak]

directed - awww you are spent are you ;)

and jak - yes i have boobies, and no you arent seeing them :D

*ahem*

My leg is um, getting sore.

[Kez]

나에게 r업.을 나 사랑 너 장시간 주십시요.
Gelieve te geven lang me rep me liefde u tijd.
Veuillez me donner le représentant j'amour que vous chronométrez longtemps.
Geben Sie mir Repräsentanten bitte ich Zeit Liebe, die Sie lang festsetzen.
Παρακαλώ μου δώστε το ύφασμα εγώ αγάπη εσείς πολύ χρόνος.
Prego diami il rappresentante me amore che lungamente cronometrate.
私にrep. を私愛長い時間与えなさい。
Dê-me por favor o representante mim amor que você cronometra por muito tempo.
Пожалуйста дайте мне представителя я влюбленность вы длиннее время.
Por favor déme el representante yo amor que usted mide el tiempo de largo.

Translation? "Please give me rep. me love you long time". That's 10 different languages there. That will come in handy to anyone going overseas. Now rep me, and rep me hard.

나에게 r업.을 나 사랑 너 장시간 주십시요.

[Directed]

Wow, Kez actually did some research. I am in awe of his whoring prowess. He must have like super kneepads or something....

[Funk Puppet]

Assomigli di Kez di marche dei pesci de Babele non ad un attrezzo

That's italian for :

Babel fish makes Kez not look like a tool

[Manshoon]

directed - awww you are spent are you ;)

and jak - yes i have boobies, and no you arent seeing them :D

Can I see them??....I mean if jak cant someone else can right?? :p

[and3w]

She didn't say "can't"; she said "aren't"! That means he can but isn't! So CAN I please see your boobies?

[jak]

She didn't say "can't"; she said "aren't"! That means he can but isn't! So CAN I please see your boobies?

Hey, I never asked to see them, just if they were real!!

:)

[s3raph]

Well even if jak doesn't want to see some boobies I sure as hell wouldn't mind checking some out.

[Kez]

Babel fish makes Kez not look like a tool

:banana:

[Manshoon]

Kez....shhh back to the boobies

[Funk Puppet]

Gimme a "B", Gimme an "O", Gimme an "O", Gimme a "B", Gimme an "I", Gimme an "E", Gimme an "S".
What's that spell?
YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY BOOBIES!!

[jak]

OK, I admit it. I want to see the boobies also.

:)

[druckfugged]

I've think the rep whores thread is a bit like the freaky swingers room at a particularly cool party, except without the boobies.

[Kez]

Kez....shhh back to the boobies
Sorry master.

[s3raph]

I'm still noticing a distinct lack of boobies here. Immense rep whorage for whoever posts some really nice ones.

[s3raph]

Either that or they post their own.

[Funk Puppet]

WOOHOO Rep Power: 224 my lucky number!

[StygiaN]

Sorry funk, your new lucky number is 236 :)

nope, wouldn't let me rep you :(, your number stays

[StygiaN]

StygiaN is gay?

StygiaN is http://forums.zgeek.com/images/icons/icon462.gif and not http://forums.zgeek.com/images/icons/icon517.gif

[Afta Image]

StygiaN is http://forums.zgeek.com/images/icons/icon462.gif and not http://forums.zgeek.com/images/icons/icon517.gif

Oh Styg, its ok, just come out of the closet already :P ....

[Afta Image]

Ok all,

For you whinging pricks, here you go....

http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/webby1.jpg

No there are obviously not mine, so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!

[Funk Puppet]

Sorry funk, your new lucky number is 236 :)

nope, wouldn't let me rep you :(, your number stays
Lucky number prevailed for about 2 hours!!! I guess I will have to aim for 1224 as next lucky number.

[Serpent_Girl]

You're all rep whores and I love you!

I admit to suffering, because the gay internet at school (fast but very crappily organised) won't let me give out rep so I have to wait until I get home..awwww...I just want to share the love!

[StudMuffin]

i want a new lucky number... just alot will do, this is my first rep whoring post so i'm really easy and don't know any better...

[ShinymetalASS]

ask not what rep can do for you, but what rep can do for your country...

actually... that would be kinda cool.. whenever that little turdburgler bad bush loving toss monkey john howard made another crap house decision with his right wing fuvk face cronies, you could hit a button - rep! fuckar! I think that would be far more indicative of his popularity than some shitehouse media driven rigged poll.

But you know what that would mean? Pollies would be the biggest rep whores of all. Fuckit. They are already whores. I dont think it would be a stretch.

[ms edeity]

You're all rep whores and I love you!

I admit to suffering, because the gay internet at school (fast but very crappily organised) won't let me give out rep so I have to wait until I get home..awwww...I just want to share the love!


my internet's bi ...not that there's anything wrong with that :)

[Juice Biscuit]

ask not what rep can do for you, but what rep can do for your country...

actually... that would be kinda cool.. whenever that little turdburgler bad bush loving toss monkey john howard made another crap house decision with his right wing fuvk face cronies, you could hit a button - rep! fuckar! I think that would be far more indicative of his popularity than some shitehouse media driven rigged poll.

But you know what that would mean? Pollies would be the biggest rep whores of all. Fuckit. They are already whores. I dont think it would be a stretch.





Oh fuck yeah, piss the worm off, and say hello to the rep buttons. And have Laurie Oakes deciede who won the debate by analysing the rep comments.

[StygiaN]

I would like to -rep the whole cast of Home and Away. The show shits me to tears, and more painfully, my family members love it. How can I be related to them? "oooh ooh, it's on David, change the chanel, change it NOW!!!". I just return to the computer.....

I wonder if you can download H and A episodes. LOL.

[throb]

I wonder if you can download H and A episodes. LOL.

you probably can.

and then there'll be no StygiaN gracing us with his presence at zgeek because the H&A Junkies are cutting in on his computer time.

and that can only be a bad thing.

[Afta Image]

I have to say Home and Away sucks.....

People who watch are making a statement - they are idiots.....

To those who watch it - FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Funk Puppet]

actually... that would be kinda cool.. whenever that little turdburgler bad bush loving toss monkey john howard made another crap house decision with his right wing fuvk face cronies, you could hit a button - rep! fuckar! I think that would be far more indicative of his popularity than some shitehouse media driven rigged poll.

I have a better idea (well maybe not better.... but an idea either way). When using Shiny's amazing new media driven -rep system the politician concerned should be subjected to an electric shock proportional to the amount of rep lost in that time period.....

IE : John Howard publicly calls the general populus "Fuckers" or "People who routinely watch Home and Away" and he will die by electrocution.

Gives new meaning to "Power to the people"

<This quote contains "excessive" use of inverted commas>

[Aardvark]

Seriously, fuck this thread off to a fucking bonfire in the middle of nowhere. Christ, every other repwhoring thread gets nuked, kill this one with a rusty hatchet in the skull, by fuckballs

[Funk Puppet]

Aardvark > Had your coffee this morning?

[Kez]

Seriously, fuck this thread off to a fucking bonfire in the middle of nowhere. Christ, every other repwhoring thread gets nuked, kill this one with a rusty hatchet in the skull, by fuckballs

Make it an AIDS infested rusty hatchet. Then it will be considered

[Aardvark]

Yes, I'm greater than undetermined morning coffee

[Manshoon]

This is getting away from the boobies again.....BRING BACK THE BOOBIES!

[STallingU]

:tits: :tits:

[Directed]

Guys I would like to say this is the Rep Whore thread. When you turn it into the war thread we could get Noddy postin on this thread. This would cause me to feel compelled to give Noddy Rep. THINK OF THE DAMAGE THIS COULD CAUSE TO ME PSYCHOLOGICALLY!!!!! Please, for the love of God, none of this politics and war talk!

[StudMuffin]

Guys I would like to say this is the Rep Whore thread. When you turn it into the war thread we could get Noddy postin on this thread. This would cause me to feel compelled to give Noddy Rep. THINK OF THE DAMAGE THIS COULD CAUSE TO ME PSYCHOLOGICALLY!!!!! Please, for the love of God, none of this politics and war talk!

i posted in this thread and you didn't rep me :(

[johny_roberts]

i posted in this thread and you didn't rep me :(


here is some rep then :pumpy:
:pumpy:

[Directed]

Sorry, I have mended my ways.... Lol

[StudMuffin]

here is some rep then :pumpy:
:pumpy:
Sorry, I have mended my ways.... Lol
Worked like a charm :banana:

[Asmodeus]

right now I'm naked and eyeing my bottle of coke with bad intent. rep me ot the coke bottle gets it.

[StygiaN]

I think i'd like to see that, no rep for you.

ok just a little.

[DestRuct0r]

pics plz.

[ShinymetalASS]

hmmmmm coke bottle?

or cock bottle?

not that dave is gay. ask his anagram.

and yes?? where are the boobies??

[jak]

I think i'd like to see that, no rep for you.

ok just a little.

You like to watch huh? :)

[StygiaN]

COCK <--- Anyone seen "The Office"

I love to watch, got lesbian?

[ms edeity]

COCK

I love to watch, got lesbian?
right here baby but only till five. :banana:

[sweeet]

*burps*

excuse me.

[throb]

*sniffs*

smells like semen.

[ShinymetalASS]

Do lesbians drink cock?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Sure everyone loves Cock!!

[abelgold]

someone mention lesbians?

[Aardvark]

COCK ROCKET

[Asmodeus]

happy cocktober everyone

[ms edeity]

i will allude to making vague innuendo to being a lesbian and being willing to post my alleged (by me) fantastic set of funbags if i can rep whore over the big 500.

fine...a free cock then.

[Manshoon]

i will allude to making vague innuendo to being a lesbian and being willing to post my alleged (by me) fantastic set of funbags if i can rep whore over the big 500.

fine...a free cock then.

rep is over 500 supply the funbags!!

someone mentioned lesbians too....I wanna see lesbians and boobies....and repping for all who like lesbians and boobies.

Hell I reckon rep and boobies for all...and if you dont like boobies then the body part of your choice!

[ms edeity]

that's me second from the right...

[Manshoon]

BOOBIES~!

Now if only the pic was larger!

[StygiaN]

I know. It's such a small pic. We want boobies that are large enough to see without putting face inch from monitor. It's hard to have a good wank that close to the screen :(

[Cain-o]

Rep-less in Pensacola.

[Manshoon]

shhh.....Boobie talk....not rep.....even tho its a rep thread.....DONT make me go create a boobie thread cos I will!!

[Cain-o]

dare ya

[Manshoon]

hmmm which forum to put it in is the question! see I could put it in Stuff you Wanna know cos Im sure EVERYONE wants to know about boobies.....but it could also go in the discussion forum cos EVERYONE likes to discuss boobies......

But at the end of the day Im sure it would end up in the pr0n forum!

[Cain-o]

he he he

[johny_roberts]

I know. It's such a small pic. We want boobies that are large enough to see without putting face inch from monitor. It's hard to have a good wank that close to the screen :(

God Dammit I just broke my glasses trying to see that picture........

Ohhhh well.

Must enlarge pic to enlarge cock :pumpy:

[StygiaN]

DONT make me go create a boobie thread cos I will!!

The internet is practically a boobie thread :)

[Cain-o]

The internet is practically a boobie thread :)


THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

[ms edeity]

sorry manshoon and styg. is this better?
'course i have dark brown hair so these gals are my best friends...

[Manshoon]

Mucho improvement.....more boobies!!

[ms edeity]

so many in our computers ...so little time but you just have to love dita! in fact there should be a thread dedicated purely to the dita...she rocks!

[Cain-o]

very nice

[Afta Image]

Mucho improvement.....more boobies!!

This is for you.....

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/pics/boobies.jpg

Whack off and buy WoW now....

[Cain-o]

O.K. I'm sold.

[StudMuffin]

Afta Image wins

[Manshoon]

Hmmm too large and too fake Afta.....gimmie some nice natural ones instead :)

[StygiaN]

Those are some very ugly boobies. Very ugly. Like Tara Reid's odd shaped nipple. Not cool.

[StudMuffin]

Manshoon requested more boobies, Afta gave us about as much boobies as can fit in that photo, so the amount of boobies was greater - he gave us more boobies.

if you wanted good boobies you should ahve requested good boobies

i now am requesting good boobies

:tits:

[STallingU]

Did someone say quality?
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/vangogh/895/nikmar.jpg

[STallingU]

For lots of good boobs try this thread (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=18507&page=1&pp=15)

[DestRuct0r]

Those are some very ugly boobies. Very ugly. Like Tara Reid's odd shaped nipple. Not cool.


boob job - cut part of nipple off - nasty, very nasty

[StygiaN]

Why would they cut part of the nipplo off? That doesn't make sense, isn't the purpose of a boob job to make the boobie look better?

[Tigress]

:rolleyes: How do you think they get the implant in there?!?

[ms edeity]

bah- they move the nipple in a lift job to insert implants they don't.

[johny_roberts]

Hmmm too large and too fake Afta.....gimmie some nice natural ones instead :)


boobies are boobies dont be greedy fucker

[StygiaN]

:rolleyes: How do you think they get the implant in there?!?

Through the nipple? No way. I thought they cut right under the boobie and go under.

I don't know much about boobies but I would like to know more...

[Tigress]

bah- they move the nipple in a lift job to insert implants they don't.

Actually, they do go through the nipple for some boob jobs. Especially, if they are inflated once implanted.

http://www.justbreastimplants.com/incisions/areola.htm :tits:

[ShinymetalASS]

Damn.

Who the fuck would want their nipple cut off?

Meh. Small boobs is small price to pay.

P.s. Tara Reids look like crap anyway. Give me little tackers over those ugly mullets anyday.

[Directed]

Wow, the rep whore thread has turned into the whore thread. Who woulda guessed it?

[SamBo]

I like boobies

[Juice Biscuit]

I like boobies


Can you offer proof to back up this claim.........




Also does this claim extend to Shemale Boobies? http://msnemoticons4u.com/cartoons/bender.jpg