Rep Whores

[JiMi]

titmonkey... hhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe

[DestRuct0r]

more like titjunkie heeheheheheeheheheh
:D

[Juice Biscuit]

No no you dont get it.....I know theres a zgeek boobie collection (hell Im not THAT dumb). Im talking about a PERSONAL collection of female boobies. Every female member of this forum should send me a pic of thier boobies....and I will keep them....err....safe....yes....thats what Ill do....save them for prosperity.....its getting lamer the more I think about it...

Hell just post more boobie pics and +rep me!!




So what you're saying is that you have been hoarding boobie pics and not sharing them with your fellow zgeek brethren?



[Ed-209 Voice]
You have 1 hour to post all the pics in this thread, or you shall be -repped [/Ed-209 Voice]

[ShinymetalASS]

I think its fitting that i come (hehe) into this thread and there have been 169 voters on the poll. I'm so proud.

...and is it just me or is 69 the theme of the day?

[SamBo]

I think its fitting that i come (hehe) into this thread and there have been 169 voters on the poll. I'm so proud.

...and is it just me or is 69 the theme of the day?
I like 69 :D

[ShinymetalASS]

Undertone

Overtone

Im fucking polyphonic baby!

[SamBo]

Im fucking polyphonic baby!
who is polyphonic? and why are you having sex with his/her baby?


:D

[ShinymetalASS]

Im not elaborating on my pun any further samBo.....

You recognise the innuendo for what it is. as ive heard you know about ends.

dont make me come back there!

[SamBo]

Im not elaborating on my pun any further samBo.....

You recognise the innuendo for what it is. as ive heard you know about ends.

dont make me come back there!
You can come back there? I thought girls only cum round here *points at girlie bits at the front*

:p

[ShinymetalASS]

You can come back there? I thought girls only cum round here *points at girlie bits at the front*

:p

hehe... come.

[s3raph]

I like to rep people while they're asleep.

[ShinymetalASS]

Whore me cause its Monday and everyone needs some cheering up on a freakin Monday!@#$#$@$#@#$@

And why dont I get any on Wednesday?? Or is it called hump day for another reason?

[Serpent_Girl]

I hate monday with a vengeance. It deserves a pie in the face, and not to eat. One of those rotten cheesecake ones.

[Juice Biscuit]

I have concluded that piss flaps is the word I least like to hear, I don't want to be reminded on someone pissing while I eat!

[ShinymetalASS]

use the word CLUSTER FUCK instead ping. I'd forgotten about that word til you reminded me.

assface is always a good one too i find

[Serpent_Girl]

I have concluded that everytime I see Pinger's nick I immediatly think "Pinner" ...I'm sorry, but it's true! Now give me some rep!

[Asmodeus]

im still hooked on fuckbacon

every time i see pinger, i usually see "winger" first.

then I laugh. who still remembers winger?

[Juice Biscuit]

I have concluded that everytime I see Pinger's nick I immediatly think "Pinner" ...I'm sorry, but it's true! Now give me some rep!


Well then, next time I see you I will have to flash my cock, so next time you hear my name you will think "Phwroar Monster"


But don't feel to bad as everytime I read your name I think of some chick with a snake poking out her vag :hippy:

[Asmodeus]

Well then, next time I see you I will have to flash my cock, so next time you hear my name you will think "Phwroar Monster"


But don't feel to bad as everytime I read your name I think of some chick with a snake poking out her vag :hippy:

i just picture scaly covered boobies.

[Juice Biscuit]

i just picture scaly covered boobies.


ooohhh, now I picture scaly boobies with a snake coming out of her vag. :banana:

[Juice Biscuit]

Hey hows about me make this the new I confess thread, but instead of complaining about being ill or or the fact we feel like eating an apple, we post something with semi-fucking interest or we just make something up that sounds interesting.

[Serpent_Girl]

ooohhh, now I picture scaly boobies with a snake coming out of her vag. :banana:

:swear: How did you know?!


...On a non sarcastic note my nick has nothing to do with the way I look like!

[and3w]

I have concluded that piss flaps is the word I least like to hear, I don't want to be reminded on someone pissing while I eat!

OI! Stop discriminating against my favourite swear word! I have to look at your awesome avatar every day..you think I like that, eh? No, but do you hear me whinging about it? Eh...EH? Do you?


*looks around in embarrassment*

[StygiaN]

Hey hows about me make this the new I confess thread, but instead of complaining about being ill or or the fact we feel like eating an apple, we post something with semi-fucking interest or we just make something up that sounds interesting.

or what? you'll beat us up, hahah I would love to see that, midget man attacks!!!

Hehe only kidding, you're manly.... :fag:

;)

[Directed]

Guys, Its Monday here in Chicago, I am depressed, and it is going to start snowing again. This is SO BAD.... Plus I have to do like 10 million things as soon as I can get out of work. I need a little rep loving to cheer me up, seriously.

Thanks in advance for the little pick me up...

[DestRuct0r]

Guys, It's Tuesday here in Sydney and rather sunny. This is even BADDERERER....Plus I have to do like nothing but sit on my banana chair sipping back long island ice teas and talk down to the serving staff. Pity me, rub my nipples and call me Bevan.

:p

[StudMuffin]

pity me for having a small, bent penis and an ugly face

[Munchkin]

Doesnt a bent penis make it handy for having sex around corners ?

[StudMuffin]

i guess then they don't have to see the ugly face either... a blessing in disguise perhaps?

[Asmodeus]

helps for pissing into someone elses urinal, but oh so confusing at an orgy i would fathom.

[Manshoon]

More boobies and more +rep for me!

[StudMuffin]

makes this (NSFW) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=25535) easier as well.

sorry i made you guys relive that, but i had to go through it too and i know the perfect cure... +rep all round

[SamBo]

boobies make the world go round. Well, round boobies do (not those floppy wierd shaped ones...)

[ShinymetalASS]

Fucking hell samBo, you got a b00bie radar??

One mention of b00bies and kablammo, next post is yours.

Why am I not surprised.

Watch this though....

COCK


How long till dave posts you reckon?

[StygiaN]

someone say cock?

[ShinymetalASS]

someone say cock?

Ahhh David. Now I'm satisfied.

[Juice Biscuit]

If she played her cards right, I may let her touch me on the willy.....







http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/met-art_av_02085_0002_dce.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

Haha! She has an innie and an outtie!!@##$@#$@

[Juice Biscuit]

She also has a look that says I can fuck the shit out of you ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

Geez, I dont know, posting a goodlooking chick like that.... yer such a blatant rep whore ping. Subtle as a fucking sledgehammer

[SamBo]

Geez, I dont know, posting a goodlooking chick like that.... yer such a blatant rep whore ping. Subtle as a fucking sledgehammer
a fucking sledgehammer huh.... is that when you fuck someone so damn hard that they break apart on impact? yeah!!!!1!11one :D

[Juice Biscuit]

a fucking sledgehammer huh.... is that when you fuck someone so damn hard that they break apart on impact? yeah!!!!1!11one :D



Jeez, and I thought just having to wash the sheets was bad enough, but having to by new ones every time.......



Hmmmmm, getting new sheets everytime would mean that I didn't have to wash them.. http://forum.overnet.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif




:D

[ShinymetalASS]

Or you could just ensure that every night is spent whoring it up. Then you'd never have to sleep in your own bed. Not only would you never have to wash sheets but you'd never have to make the bed either!

[Juice Biscuit]

Or you could just ensure that every night is spent whoring it up. Then you'd never have to sleep in your own bed. Not only would you never have to wash sheets but you'd never have to make the bed either!



But I do that anyway, that way I don't have to worry about shooing them out if they are a dud :D



And I'm a straight male so I'm allergic to making the bed. ;)

[JiMi]

i'm not alergic to it but somehow i get my fingers jamed in it

j

[Serpent_Girl]

i'm not alergic to it but somehow i get my fingers jamed in it

j

...I have to take this out of context....GROSS!!

[SamBo]

And I'm a straight male so I'm allergic to making the bed. ;)
what??
but I heard you were gay!!

I'm confused now....

[Juice Biscuit]

What do you mean heard, I'm gay as.

[Chocoholic]

what??
but I heard you were gay!!

I'm confused now....


I would just like to say on the record that I am not responsible for that rumor… Sure I would like to be but I keep forgetting to tell people!

[SamBo]

I would just like to say on the record that I am not responsible for that rumor… Sure I would like to be but I keep forgetting to tell people!
then who is responsible for said rumour?
but is it really a rumour, or is pinger actually a raging homosexual?

[Juice Biscuit]

then who is responsible for said rumour?
but is it really a rumour, or is pinger actually a raging homosexual?


A) you already know the answer to that mate

B) and just cause I wouldn't have sex with her doesn't, mean I'm gay

[imp]

:fag:

Oh you so are gay if you refuse to sleep with someone. You should know that Pinger

[s3raph]

I heard that Pinger is a raging lesbian?

[Juice Biscuit]

:fag:

Oh you so are gay if you refuse to sleep with someone. You should know that Pinger




Pfft you haven't repped me in over a month so I care not for your smarts.


I heard that Pinger is a raging lesbian?



s3raph's right though, I always was more of a lesbian trapped in a mans body. :banana:

[SamBo]

s3raph's right though, I always was more of a lesbian trapped in a mans body. :banana:
you're a man?

I thought you were a giraffe....

[Juice Biscuit]

you're a man?

I thought you were a giraffe....



Nah mate, that's just the way my pants hang ;)

[s3raph]

I heard that Sambo faps to pictures of giraffes in National Geographic.

[mcrand]

69 is the theme of everyday!

[Manshoon]

Artsy boob pic!!

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~manshoon/tanusya-6834.jpg

Now rep me so I get my 1000!!

[dilligaf]

I heard that Sambo faps to pictures of giraffes in National Geographic.

No, they arent giraffes, it actually african women who have never worn a bra so their breasts are around their ankles giving them added height.

[b2barker]

Now rep me so I get my 1000!!
999 oh so close

[ShinymetalASS]

Hey Shoon, I dont think that counts as pr0n....

Pornography: "No artistic merit and causes sexual thought".

Fucken lucky it has artistic merit eh?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love Bill.

[JiMi]

oh how empting it was to - rep ya.. lmaoirl you know i only did it outa pity for ya because you felt the need to post a ordinary excuse for a pic like that... you own me drinks now boy.. lol

[jak]

Artsy boob pic!!

Now rep me so I get my 1000!!

That reminds me of a photo I took last week. Except mine doesnt have a naked woman in it. Or the sun. Or the ocean. Or a rock.

Otherwise its the same. :)

[ShinymetalASS]

THREE is the theme of today....

All good things Come in threes.

PING!

[dwarfthrower]

All good things Come in threes.

Too easy:

http://grab.nastydollars.com/we/images/sarrah.jpg

[Juice Biscuit]

THREE is the theme of today....

All good things Come in threes.

PING!




How did you know that I always come 3 times.........

[ms edeity]

I heard that Sambo faps to pictures of giraffes in National Geographic.
;) sambo's three

[ShinymetalASS]

Too easy:

http://grab.nastydollars.com/we/images/sarrah.jpg

You are my fucking hero.

Did I tell you that?

Damn. Now thats lesbiany. And for once, a post with bits!@$#@$@#

[Juice Biscuit]

So it's meat you want hey....

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/lesbian13.jpg



Just like a blonde, to stupid to know where to put the finger :p

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/lesbian14.jpg

[Directed]

so I came to Zgeek to find out if ShinyMetalAss was manic or depressed today.

Manic it is...

[JiMi]

So it's meat you want hey....

http://www.teenminx.com/hfls050301/images/lesbian13.jpg



Just like a blonde, to stupid to know where to put the finger :p

http://www.teenminx.com/hfls050301/images/lesbian14.jpg
is it just me or are you shooting blanks pinger ;)

[Directed]

is it just me or are you shooting blanks pinger ;)

All other zgeekers are reporting a white milky substance in their ass, so apparently its just you he's shooting blanks in :pir8dan: :jizz:

[Juice Biscuit]

is it just me or are you shooting blanks pinger ;)





Don't know, why does it taste different or something or?

[Serpent_Girl]

You're all a bunch of cock sucking fags who aspire to root Pirate up the arse but he's to good for you so you just settle for asking the nOObs of pics of their arse, and flirting with them in the hope that they look something like Pirate, and if you can't get that you'll settle for a tubgirl lookalike.

.....okay, maybe not all of you, but I'm cool so give me rep. :D

[Juice Biscuit]

You're all a bunch of cock sucking fags who aspire to root Pirate up the arse but he's to good for you so you just settle for asking the nOObs of pics of their arse, and flirting with them in the hope that they look something like Pirate, and if you can't get that you'll settle for a tubgirl lookalike.

.....okay, maybe not all of you, but I'm cool so give me rep. :D




FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

[Serpent_Girl]

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

Your e-wang is small, take your hand off your cock, and start posting something funny. ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Your e-wang is small, take your hand off your cock, and start posting something funny. ;)


You mean like the pic of how scared you were when I flashed my massive e-wang at you at the zhouse







http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/Serpent_Girl__Kez.jpg

[SamBo]

kez looks a bit excited in that pic....

[Serpent_Girl]

You mean like the pic of how scared you were when I flashed my massive e-wang at you at the zhouse


Massive? What are you on about? That was when I realised how SMALL it was!

[Juice Biscuit]

Massive? What are you on about? That was when I realised how SMALL it was!




Please, that's pure pheer in your eyes.


:fu:


Pheer of what I'd do to you with my massive e-wang.


:1337:

[Serpent_Girl]

Pheer of what I'd do to you with my massive e-wang.


What? Blind me or something?

[Juice Biscuit]

What? Blind me or something?



Well, I might, it's pretty big and trying to make sure it gets in your mouth my take out an eye or two. :pir8dan:

[JiMi]

ding ding... ROUND 2

[Serpent_Girl]

Well, I might, it's pretty big and trying to make sure it gets in your mouth my take out an eye or two. :pir8dan:

Nah, that's just because you're unco-ordinated. We all know you need a microscope and tweezers to fap. :jizz:

[Juice Biscuit]

Nah, that's just because you're unco-ordinated. We all know you need a microscope and tweezers to fap. :jizz:


Please, you'll be like

Oh Pinger let me touch your massive man meat

And I'll be like

No Serpent Girl, that's a bad Serpent Girl

And you'll be like

But I need to taste it

And I'll be like

I'm going to tell your mother

And you'll be like

Great, I always wanted a 3some

And I'll be like

That's nasty


And you'll be like

But I know that's how you like it, now come here and fuck me with that gorgeous e-wang.

And I'll be like

But I don't know if you could recover from its beauty.


And you'll be like

At least I would die a happy woman.








Now if you excuse me I’d like to be left alone for 7-12 minutes

[Serpent_Girl]

Now if you excuse me I’d like to be left alone for 7-12 minutes

To ponder how much you would like to have a 3some with me and my mum? You sick, sick man! :barf:

[Juice Biscuit]

To ponder how much you would like to have a 3some with me and my mum? You sick, sick man! :barf:



Hey it was you that suggested it!





And I haven't photochopped your head on naked chicks for nothing :jizz:

[Serpent_Girl]

Hey it was you that suggested it!


I hardly think that screaming "NOOO!! For the love of all things good and evil, FUCK OFF!!" is a suggestion for you to do it. Now really, I know you secretly are in love with all the men from lemonparty. No need to photochop there for you!

[Juice Biscuit]

I hardly think that screaming "NOOO!! For the love of all things good and evil, FUCK OFF!!" is a suggestion for you to do it. Now really, I know you secretly are in love with all the men from lemonparty. No need to photochop there for you!




Please you were just playing Hard to get, and no I wouldn't leave out my lemon budies, that's why I've stuck you in the picture with them, works much better this way then switching between pics.



And throwing you in the scene just gives the picture the extra dirtyness that I need. I mean, it took a bit of convincing as they thought having you in the scene may degrade them, but they OK'd it in the end.



MMMm, lemon covered Serpent Girl



Sorry, but you'll have to excuse me for just a few more moments.

[Serpent_Girl]

Please you were just playing Hard to get, and no I wouldn't leave out my lemon budies, that's why I've stuck you in the picture with them, works much better this way then switching between pics.


How am I supposed to insult you when you insult yourself? :grr::fag:

[Asmodeus]

well, i did see him eyeing some garden snakes with bad intent, tho he said they were 'just for practice'

i just didn't want to know and walked away.

[Juice Biscuit]

How am I supposed to insult you when you insult yourself? :grr::fag:



I know, having sex with you was such a mistake.




I can't believe how much I degraded myself with that action.

[Chocoholic]

who is flirting with who here?

[Juice Biscuit]

who is flirting with who here?



Hey, grab your gossip and go back to the I confess thread.




We don't take kindly to your types around here.





Ps are you a lesbian?


it's just that I've never seen you with a man before. And you look very similar to one of the Dykes on Bikes the other night :D

[Chocoholic]

Ps are you a lesbian?


it's just that I've never seen you with a man before. And you look very similar to one of the Dykes on Bikes the other night :D

Depends are you the last man on Earth? Because then the answer is yes…….

You have seen me three times?

[Juice Biscuit]

You have seen me three times?




Well not really, I kinda went blind after the first....



:pir8dan:

[JiMi]

nasty... your in a great mood today hey pinger.. lmao

[Juice Biscuit]

nasty... your in a great mood today hey pinger.. lmao



It's been a complete fuckratting clusterfuck of a week.


All I can think about is Friday night, and the barrels of beer that I shall consume.

[ShinymetalASS]

I cant fucking wait for fucking friday.

I'm so over retarded fucking people who are just plain fucking retarded.

Pissed as on Friday nite? You'd wanna bet.

P.s. Tonight is sooner. Thinking about drinking.

[JiMi]

It's been a complete fuckratting clusterfuck of a week.


All I can think about is Friday night, and the barrels of beer that I shall consume.
i here ya... i have been a complete air head today forgetting everything.. and the shit that i did remember to do broke when i touched it...

[~vjay~]

I didn't even know what the rep count was for until last week
(yes I am dumb)

[and3w]

You all amke me laugh..a nasty customer phones up, or a horrible, rotten person doesn't tell me about a new peice of equiptment..oh, fucking woe is me!

Ge t real problems, until then..Fucking rep me!

[Manshoon]

woo got my 100 rep thanks all......Shiny got her drinks last night.....and then was a bloody snob and sat on the phone while I watched Ninja Scroll (how fucking good is Ninja Scroll).

[dwarfthrower]

...and then was a bloody snob and sat on the phone

Gee... that's unusual ;)

[JiMi]

its just because other wise she was gonna have trouble ignoring your sexuall vibes shoon, and she didnt really wanna make a scene and shag ya on the nearest table... lmao

hehe


ps. dont supose anyone wants to rep me so i make 200... hehe... pretty pretty please with a gobby on top ;)


edit: gobby = oral sex ;)

[mcrand]

Too easy:

http://grab.nastydollars.com/we/images/sarrah.jpg
that is hot

[ShinymetalASS]

Gee... that's unusual ;)

Hey Hey now.

That's not fair :)

Plus we are having a trial fucking evacuation.....

WTF???

Out I go!

[Juice Biscuit]

woo got my 100 rep thanks all......Shiny got her drinks last night.....and then was a bloody snob and sat on the phone ......




So you've got a vibrating phone too hey.




:1337:
:D

[SamBo]

we are having a trial fucking evacuation.....

WTF???

Out I go!
Is that when you get timed fucking someone, and they have to pull out before any ejaculation takes place?


oh wait, you said evacuation.... hmmm

[Juice Biscuit]

When I die, I'm coming back as a horsey





http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11130




http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11129

[JiMi]

When I die, I'm coming back as a horsey





http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11130




http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11129


hrm.. it apears your shooting blanks again pinger... you mite wanna see someone about that.. thats twice in 2 days ;) :stooge:

[Juice Biscuit]

hrm.. it apears your shooting blanks again pinger... you mite wanna see someone about that.. thats twice in 2 days ;) :stooge:







I'm sorry, but you've touched boobies when exactly??




Oh and being breast feed as a child don't count.




And finally how exactly how accurate is your sperm count ability from just taste test alone, cause I can send you another sample if you like?

[ShinymetalASS]

So you've got a vibrating phone too hey.



My phone's always on vibrate baby.

Call me. Call me now.

[Necron]

My phone's always on vibrate baby.

Call me. Call me now.

I called but you didnt answer! Just rang out...

[dwarfthrower]

I'm sorry, but you've touched boobies when exactly??

I believe he does that every morning around 6am.... or do udders not count?

[ShinymetalASS]

I called but you didnt answer! Just rang out...

Oh just keep calling. I'll come eventually.

[DestRuct0r]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ShinymetalASS again.


I'd better start whoring then.

[Necron]

Oh just keep calling. I'll come eventually.\

I got an answer once but all I could hear was muffled moaning. I think your phone is broken, try a different one.

[JiMi]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ShinymetalASS again.


I'd better start whoring then.
you can whore me all you like.. lmao

maybe it got wet necron, my fone did funny things after it took a swim ;)

[dwarfthrower]

Oh just keep calling. I'll come eventually.
Puts a whole new spin on "phone sex" realy.

[SamBo]

Oh just keep calling. I'll come eventually.
best post ever! :D

[ShinymetalASS]

\

I got an answer once but all I could hear was muffled moaning. I think your phone is broken, try a different one.

I'll put it on speaker next time. Then the moaning wont be muffled.

Is anyone else proud of my stoic refusal to make a pun with reference to the phone being muffled?? LOLIRL..... muff.

[SamBo]

I'll put it on speaker next time. Then the moaning wont be muffled.

Is anyone else proud of my stoic refusal to make a pun with reference to the phone being muffled?? LOLIRL..... muff.
how could you make a pun from it?? oohhhhh "led"! hahahahahaha


wait, I don't get it..... :confused:

[Serpent_Girl]

wait, I don't get it..... :confused:

It's okay, SamBo, just return to your zslutty ways and all shall be fine. *pats head*

..damn those innuendos are everywhere!!

[ShinymetalASS]

Spank me.

I'm hungry.

[JiMi]

dare i ask what spanking and being hungry have to do with each other?...

or is it that you just wanna take your mind of the hunger pains?

[Manshoon]

Spank me Shiny....spank my monkey!

either that or rep me!

[Juice Biscuit]

It's okay, SamBo, just return to your zslutty ways and all shall be fine. *pats head*

..damn those innuendos are everywhere!!



You're right I mean the first thing I thought was which head was she patting him on?



:pir8dan:

[Juice Biscuit]

hrm.. it apears your shooting blanks again pinger... you mite wanna see someone about that.. thats twice in 2 days ;) :stooge:



If you're telling me you wouldn't fuck this chick then I'm afraid I will -rep you out of principle

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11132

[Manshoon]

Boobies!!

[Whiskers]

Anyone here have level 5 ninja? Yes? Rep me? I want my rep to equal my year of birth. Then I'll retire.

kthnxbie

[JiMi]

i'd certainly give her 1 or 2... or 100 for that fact...

dont supose you can deliver her?

j

[Juice Biscuit]

i'd certainly give her 1 or 2... or 100 for that fact...

dont supose you can deliver her?

j



Yeah, but if I do, she'd come second hand and there is no way you'd get a warranty off me.

[Manshoon]

me first jimi...me first

[JiMi]

lmao.. buy it as you see it eh?

[and3w]

Ninja Scrolls..Top top bit of animation!

[mcrand]

Dame mas gasolina

[johny_roberts]

my god that pic deserves a
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap

Have to go and clean my monitor now see ya..........

[defjux]

she knows how to rep my cock the right way.

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm getting drunk tonight!

Who's with me??!!!

[Asmodeus]

i'll be with ya in spirit as I'm starting now.

[defjux]

I'm getting drunk tonight!

Who's with me??!!!
I'm right behide you,breathing heavly!

[defjux]

go go gadget e-wang

[johny_roberts]

I'm getting drunk tonight!

Who's with me??!!!

Hell fucking Ya. Beer time in 30 minutes and counting..................

[ShinymetalASS]

Asshole!

I have to wait till work finishes. Then I have to wait to get to manshoons place. But then I wont be driving anymore so, its all on then baby!!!

[JiMi]

going to stay at danny protons tonite so i'l have a couple in spirit with ya shiny... while were giggling at the 2yo and his "new tricks" hehe

[ShinymetalASS]

going to stay at danny protons tonite so i'l have a couple in spirit with ya shiny... while were giggling at the 2yo and his "new tricks" hehe


AH-HAH!!!!!! Say hello to ProtoDan for me!

And I shall be having many spirits. yay!

[Asmodeus]

/me sits here with his jug of hot sake.

life be gooooooood

[Juice Biscuit]

Asshole!

I have to wait till work finishes. Then I have to wait to get to manshoons place. But then I wont be driving anymore so, its all on then baby!!!




Sorry, I'm half way there already.




But as I'm a male you should be used to us almost finishing before you've even started.

:pir8dan:

[ShinymetalASS]

But as I'm a male you should be used to us almost finishing before you've even started.

:pir8dan:

ahhh fuck....

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Pinger again....

That's Gold!

Sad for you, but gold nonetheless!

[Juice Biscuit]

ahhh fuck....

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Pinger again....

That's Gold!

Sad for you, but gold nonetheless!



The only sad part is that during my youth I never had one of those moments, being able to come through very little effort sounds fucking brilliant if you ask me.


Even better if you are one of those guys who can cum without even putting it in.... :D Fuck I'd love to experince that at least once.



But what I was trying to say was that I have happily knocked off from this cunt of a week and am happily enjoying a fresh cold beer.

http://www.stack.myby.co.uk/smile_files/drink.gif

[b2barker]

Enough chatter. Where is the rep

[ShinymetalASS]

But what I was trying to say was that I have happily knocked off from this cunt of a week and am happily enjoying a fresh cold beer.

http://www.stack.myby.co.uk/smile_files/drink.gif

Well fuck you for the next hour and a half until I can knock off this cunt of a week.

Oh, and try not to finish before then.

;)

[jak]

Enough chatter. Where is the rep

Take that family wagon driver.... :)

[SamBo]

I changed my user title to what it is now. Shiny told me to. Do it she said, i'll give you rep she said. I'll beg, she said.... she even begged (i'd already changed it by this time, but hey, a bit of begging doesn't hurt)... but did i get rep? noooooooooooo
She's a sneaky one!

[ms edeity]

i choose to start my drinking....now!

[ShinymetalASS]

It was late rep but itsnt it so much more enjoyable when someone teases you?

Dont you hate it when someone makes you wait and wait and wait.... and then

BAM!

[RedMaN]

It was late rep but itsnt it so much more enjoyable when someone teases you?

Dont you hate it when someone makes you wait and wait and wait.... and then

BAM!
Nope... the element of surprise is very arousing!
The tease is the best part ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

Nope... the element of surprise is very arousing!
The tease is the best part ;)

Touche my good man.

Now rep me before I get agitated

[Juice Biscuit]

Well it has taken many beers before I felt cumftable saying this to you guys, but........





I luv boobies

Oh and


Your all fuckin wh0res :fu:

[and3w]

Touche my good man.

Now rep me before I get agitated

OOhhhhhhh..touche me, touche me..I lerv it!

Here you are, de-agitate now please! :pumpy:

[RedMaN]

Touche my good man.

Now rep me before I get agitated
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ShinymetalASS again. :(
Now I have all the time in the world to touche you.. or should I make you wait?
Maybe you need to be de-stressed? ;)

[ms edeity]

Sorry i've been so complacent of late...It must be my shout.

BOOBIES AND WHORES FOR EVERYONE!!!

[ShinymetalASS]

Now I'm nice and drunk with Arsozah, Manshoon and Stygian... rep me now before i get to smashed tom post!@##$R#@$

[MisterBishi]

Eat shiny metal shit and die :fag:

[ShinymetalASS]

That seems unnecessarily rude and unnecessary.

Completely unnecessary derogation.

Have some fucking fun on a Friday

[MisterBishi]

:)

[ShinymetalASS]

Ah-hah thats a much more Friday atttitude :weed:

If I could pass it along to the northern hemisphere I would my man. NQLD kicks ass

[dozer]

who gets drunk together and posts on the interent?

the behavior of some people disturbs me

ps will stygian bone you?

[ShinymetalASS]

If he's a good boy......once he's fnished trying on Arsozah's pants......

It all depends on how tall she is...

Apparently Dave will fit into her pants....

:D

[Manshoon]

I havent been in anyones pants in a long time!!

mmm boobies

[Arsozah]

:tits: :tits: :tits:

It's got to be one of the most frequently used smilies ever.

[Asmodeus]

i guess thats one way of getting into Arsozah's pants. heh

[Arsozah]

Yes, that is one way...

[Asmodeus]

and the others are?

do tell....

[Arsozah]

Now, that would be telling, wouldn't it? Why should I make it easy? ;)

[gunsella]

so how long was it before dave mentioned little dave?
did little dave get drunk too?

[MisterBishi]

Suck my shiny metal stump

[Manshoon]

Dave was talking about cock from the minute we picked him up.......The man has an infatuation with cock. Tho he must be asked about his Metal hammerhead cock some day.....Dave needs to explain that one!

Also....boobies

[johny_roberts]

Now on the less sucking cock side..............

1 1/2 hours before drinking occurs and I can get off the phone with fucking morons who do not know how to use computers or programmers.

[Asmodeus]

i confess im a little tipsy already.

no, o don't normally drink. its been a fun week.

ah, no telling and no hints, eh?

no pic either so I guess I can't figure it out. heh.

[RedMaN]

so how long was it before dave mentioned little dave?
did little dave get drunk too?
I was wondering that as well :D He probably refers to himslef and little dave in the third person.
Where's the love (+rep) biz-natchs?

[Directed]

Well, apparently it was Friday night, and I just went wild insulting people around Zgeek. Unfortunately my rep has suffered. So, if I haven't insulted you specifically yet, give me some rep loving so I can at least break even today.......

And if I insulted you today.....

STFU NOOB YOU SUCK YOU FAGS!!!! :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu:

(See what I mean? I'm out of control and need the help.) ;)

[DestRuct0r]

Obligatory rep whore post.



P.S Don't have sex with your mum she'll have funny looking babies

[STallingU]

What about sex with your mum?

[dilligaf]

Well, apparently it was Friday night, and I just went wild insulting people around Zgeek. Unfortunately my rep has suffered. So, if I haven't insulted you specifically yet, give me some rep loving so I can at least break even today.......

And if I insulted you today.....

STFU NOOB YOU SUCK YOU FAGS!!!! :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu:

(See what I mean? I'm out of control and need the help.) ;)
Oh be-hayve :fag:

[ms edeity]

one more for the road. have a great weekend!

[Asmodeus]

P.S Don't have sex with your mum she'll have funny looking babies


So I take it that explains you then, eh?

[and3w]

OK, I'm not one for beating around the bush..I'm nearly on 3000..c'mon peeps, tell me what to do to get me to the majic number..I'm offering it all..anything you want, you got..

YES, I'm a whore so buy me..

[DestRuct0r]

What about sex with your mum?


She's dead.






I don't see that as a problem.

[DestRuct0r]

So I take it that explains you then, eh?


Yes I'm part of the Midget Clown menace Pirate is trying (pathetically) to stave off. :D

[Up_All_Night]

Yay finally reached 2000 rep!

[dilligaf]

OK, I'm not one for beating around the bush..I'm nearly on 3000..c'mon peeps, tell me what to do to get me to the majic number..I'm offering it all..anything you want, you got..

YES, I'm a whore so buy me..
dance, bitch.

[and3w]

Tippty tappity tip tap swing tip tap tippty (and so on for a long way)

There you ar dilligaf, Michael Flattley look alike, am I not

[STallingU]

She's dead.






I don't see that as a problem.
lol :D

I'm not laughing at the she's dead part.

[RedMaN]

Tippty tappity tip tap swing tip tap tippty (and so on for a long way)
I thought this was a reference to Happy Gilmore there for a second.
"Just tap, tap, tap it in."
'Yeah sure... I'll see you guys there pfffffft http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/tdown.gif
Love that flick so much... so many classic one liners

[defjux]

quickie?

[dilligaf]

Its pronounced quiche. (keesh)

[Asmodeus]

She's dead.

I don't see that as a problem.

no wonder she didn't move around much, I just thought she was australian.

[ShinymetalASS]

How would you know master??

I didnt think you'd been 'down under' yet??

[StygiaN]

Who doesn't love going down under ;)

[SamBo]

Who doesn't love going down under ;)
oh how i love giving Aussie Kisses (just like french kisses, only down under) :D

[ShinymetalASS]

Is this why Australians like head so much??

And no wonder we have to suck America's cock so often. Little Johnny must be a fan of the 69er

[JiMi]

obligatory rep whore type post

http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

no boobies... so dont get too excited... :P

[Asmodeus]

I will have to find one or two to prove me wrong then i reckon.

[StygiaN]

oh how i love giving Aussie Kisses (just like french kisses, only down under) :D

We should party ;)

not like that, with a few ladies*

*I will be the only one partying, Sambo stays true to his Rin... He can watch....

[SamBo]

We should party ;)

not like that, with a few ladies*

*I will be the only one partying, Sambo stays true to his Rin... He can watch....
are you saying that i can't party with rin? i just have to watch?
not fair man, not fair

[StygiaN]

You can do whatever you want with Rin, as long as I don't see your cock...

;)

[rin]

You can do whatever you want with Rin, as long as I don't see your cock...

;)

you heard him SamBo, you can do whatever you want with me *grins*

[JiMi]

hrm.. if the pooters a rocking dont come knocking?

[NightLightness]

ok i believe i deserve rep for this i was drunk on thursday and on deciding to change pubs in town was crossing the stree when i did a faceplant. i am now in a arm cast typing with one hand. the joy of being a drunken cluts

[Serpent_Girl]

hrm.. if the pooters a rocking dont come knocking?

More like the whole house.

[Asmodeus]

ok i believe i deserve rep for this i was drunk on thursday and on deciding to change pubs in town was crossing the stree when i did a faceplant. i am now in a arm cast typing with one hand. the joy of being a drunken cluts

typing one handed? now you're just like most of the geeks on this board.

[thingy]

typing one handed? now you're just like most of the geeks on this board.
Actually, most use the "stick in the mouth" technique. Frees up both hands, one for the magnifying glass one for the tweasers.

It's also why zgeekers are so good at giving head. They're very practised at having somethign cylendrical in their mouths and moving their heads back & forth.

[StygiaN]

lol, thingy gets close to the line, but doesn't cross it....

nice story nightlight.

[thingy]

nice story nightlight.
I'm just wondering how it was her arm that got broken when it was her face that planted. :confused:

[NightLightness]

well i fell forward both hands got cut up knee got scrapped it was just the motion of falling forward..........another story for me is the end of november last year when i was packing up to go back to sydney i was deflating my yoga ball and decided to balence on all fours on it to make it go faster. when i lost my balance i had nowhere to fall so i ended up on my ass and cracked my cocyx(tailbone) now that was fun i had 3 weeks sitting on a dounut, but at least i got to watch the first 5 seasons of stargate

[StygiaN]

Wow you have weak bones or something. I have never broken a bone or fractured anything. The only bone that doesn't last goes down by itself, ok I will shut up.

[thingy]

i had 3 weeks sitting on a dounut
Krispy Kreme, Donut King or some other brand? Jam filled I hope.

but at least i got to watch the first 5 seasons of stargate
I think I'm in love.

[jak]

OK, I'm not one for beating around the bush..I'm nearly on 3000..c'mon peeps, tell me what to do to get me to the majic number..I'm offering it all..anything you want, you got..

YES, I'm a whore so buy me..

Hey, I just bumped you over 3000. Thats gotta be worth something!

[JiMi]

ok i believe i deserve rep for this i was drunk on thursday and on deciding to change pubs in town was crossing the stree when i did a faceplant. i am now in a arm cast typing with one hand. the joy of being a drunken cluts

there once was a man who wishes to remain un named who screwed his knee at a friends 21st... he decided he needed to go piss on a tree and upon jumping over the single wire eletric fence to hold the cows in he landed with his leg locked and thus it bent sideways rather than normal...

after rolling on the ground in agony for what seemed like an hour he went and had his piss and then hobbled back to the group (rolled under the fence) and grabed another beer to numb the pain... lmao

i had an arthroscope eventually.. they took a chunk of cartiliage out that tore and said there was a 50% ligament tare and i would need a reconstruction eventually... i dont have time for 6 weeks in a splint and then the rehab so i'm just putting up with it just gotta be a bit carefull getting off things jumping etc as every so often it buckles if i'm not being carefull,.... and let me tell you... you aint felt pain till your knee buckles in a direction it shouldnt...

[Manshoon]

Woo Ive never broken a bone.....fractured my cheek tho from being hit my a cricket ball....lemme tell ya THAT fucking hurts when ya 12 years old.

Lotsa scars from stitches....

Also BOOBIES.....I see no boobies and I wanna see more boobies!!

[Aardvark]

True story, so like I met this chick down at the supermarket today, long story short, she's tied up in the boot of my car

Now show me boobies. Boobies of the female variety. Big fleshy funbags fill me with fantastic joy

[JiMi]

Woo Ive never broken a bone.....fractured my cheek tho from being hit my a cricket ball....lemme tell ya THAT fucking hurts when ya 12 years old.

Lotsa scars from stitches....

Also BOOBIES.....I see no boobies and I wanna see more boobies!!

bone wise i have had 2.. grade 5 ran into a kid around a blind corner playing brandy... broke my nose.. corection.. SMASHED my nose... it kinda went like this
|
(
| ie center was pushed across about 1cm

they pushed a heap of packing up there to push it back across... when they puled it out the next day it was the freakiest feeling... (mind you they pulled out about 10 meters of this shit)

and a broken finger when a friend stood on my hand accidently... my hand was partly closed and didnt flaten out (griped) so it broke so it could flaten out... broke across where the fingernail grows on my middle finger... still got a funky fingernail from it... and it was about 15 years ago...

[and3w]

Thank you all for your assistance in getting me over 3000! I would like to thank my family, my pets, all the flying monkeys who helped me to this great prize (YUP! You know who you are)..*sniffle*..I'd also like to thank Pirate for giving me this opportunity and all the unnamed code-monkeys kept working in the partition walls, in conditions much akin to the Indian child-slave carpet makers, having their fingers bound to keep them small and nimble (and to stop the fapping which is their natural hand movement otherwise)...&sob, sob*...I would finally like to thank my Grotty_Grey_Box, as my puter is called, which has given me stirling service, under the hardest of conditions (esp. the keyboard, which regularly un-sticks itself).
I see this award as an award not just for me but for all you hard working geeks out their who are struggling in conditions of unmitigated squalor to achieve this level. Keep it up, and I will assist in any way possible. *sqwauk, squeal, shiver, dribble, sob*.

[SOC]

It is *soooooooo* tempting to -rep you right now! But that would be a cunt of a thing to do...

[and3w]

I might have guessed you would think of that..but it might be fun actually, I could have that massive endorphin rush of seeing the number 3000 next to my name over & over again!
I have also decided, in honour of this achievement, to revert to my scary al avatar. That should stop these shenanigans!

PS: did you watch 'The Wog Boy' last night (or as the newspapers all had it in their listings "The W*g Boy", nicely PC I thought!) :-)

[Arsozah]

I just hit 300! w00t!!!

It's not a tenth of 3000 (oh wait, it is) but I'm still cool.

But I want more... more... MORE

:banana:

[and3w]

Bwwaaahhhaaaahahahahahahahah...power...and it's all MINE! Bwwwaaaahhhhahahahahaha

[johny_roberts]

Bwwaaahhhaaaahahahahahahahah...power...and it's all MINE! Bwwwaaaahhhhahahahahaha

Excellent job of whoring yourself an occasion like this needs the fucking bannana. Now I know a lot of people hate that mother fucker but it still needs to be used so dance mother fucker dance :banana: :banana:

[Asmodeus]

banana limbo time

_____________________________________
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Arsozah]

banana limbo time

_____________________________________
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Heehee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ryana00/hyper.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ryana00/hyper.gif

[JiMi]

me 3...
ive got more posts than you and less rep... must be from all the horny lil buggers trying to crack onto ya.. lmao


edit: shitshitshit... forgot to click the quote button... was suposed to quote arsozah saying woo 300 but i want more etc

[Manshoon]

I just hit 300! w00t!!!

It's not a tenth of 3000 (oh wait, it is) but I'm still cool.

But I want more... more... MORE

:banana:

Come visit me and Ill give you MORE!

Also I HAVENT SEEN ANY BOOBIES!!.....wheres the damn boobies!!

[Juice Biscuit]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/gigi-3732.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

Jebus Ping!

Dont get Manshooon tooo excited. You'll make him use all his hand cream.

I felt it appropriate to post here since I apparently am best represented by the book "Lolita". I dont get it. Im not 14.

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, he hasn't come clean about it yet....

[jasebert]

Just got the message that I have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours.
Boobies and rep are the mad note....

[dilligaf]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/gigi-3732.jpg

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pinger again.

[and3w]

My version of heaven!

Edit: Click on titties

[Arsozah]

Come visit me and Ill give you MORE!

You don't need me to visit to give me rep. Cause that's all I want. More rep!!!

[STallingU]

Giant Boobs.
http://thiswebsiterules.com/downloads/video/ojboobs.wmv

[Funk Puppet]

Whoa! That's some ugly boobs. I think mine are sexier than that.... I can't hold a glass between 'em but I can move then voluntarily....

[SOC]

PS: did you watch 'The Wog Boy' last night (or as the newspapers all had it in their listings "The W*g Boy", nicely PC I thought!) :-)

Nah, it was after midnight and I'm getting up at 5am for work theese days. Plus I've already see it. Plus, it's crap. Plus, since when is WOG a banned word?

[and3w]

That is just plain WRONG. WTF is she going to do when she is older..rent herself out as a bouncy castle?

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

[and3w]

Nah, it was after midnight and I'm getting up at 5am for work theese days. Plus I've already see it. Plus, it's crap. Plus, since when is WOG a banned word?

It had 1 funny joke, repeated right through it, a god-awful plot (if you can call it that, and was so predictable my pet rabbit could have written it!)
And no, I don't think 'Wog' is actually banned but is so un-PC that the tossers felt 'uncomfortable' printing it. My Niggaat home say's it is bollocks anyway! (Hi Leroy, you are famous on teh intraweb world now. :D )

[SOC]

Hmmm... all the TV guides I've looked at here (I'm at work) had the word "Wog" in them ...

[and3w]

Try 'The Sun' (Yeah, I know, who'd a thought it) :-)
Not certain about the on-line but the weekly guide & the paper certainly was PC

[defjux]

For me its not about the size of the boobies, its all about the shape. but here ya go heres some tig ol' bitties
http://galimg72.twistedcash.com/sandeewestgate/29/tnIMG_0053.jpg
TIG OL' BITTIES (http://gals72.twistedcash.com/sandeewestgate/sandeewestgate29.php?t1/revs=diem13/enter.php)