Rep Whores

[SamBo]

I would once again like to remind everyone that I like boobies very much.
I also like other girly bits.

Luv,


SamBo <3

[and3w]

OK SamBo, as you like other girlie bits here are some for you

[Juice Biscuit]

Boobies for SamBo


http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/truffleshuffle.gif

[phunkachunka]

OK SamBo, as you like other girlie bits here are some for you

OMFG, what the fuck is up with that shit?

Is she trying to turn into a billie goat or something?

[johny_roberts]

OK SamBo, as you like other girlie bits here are some for you

If that was the last pic on this god forsaken planet I could not flap to it. You sick and twisted individual. How in gods green earth did you find that pic. Wait I don't want to know... :D

[phunkachunka]

It's like a missing member of ZZ Top.

[SamBo]

It's like a missing member of ZZ Top.
hehe, member *giggle*

[rin]

Boobies for SamBo


http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/truffleshuffle.gif

ahhhh... the truffle shuffle! :D

[STallingU]

Monkey Sex
http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org/fuck2.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

/me lifts my shirt and does the shuffle.



/me looks around to see if anyone saw and then sits back down.

[NightLightness]

heres boobies give me rep...........PLEASE!!






opps sorry its just my face............rep me anyway

[Juice Biscuit]

Nah



needs more boobies

[JiMi]

lol.. even some... a low cut top mebbe? ;)

[STallingU]

More boobies for you all
http://70.84.33.122/videos/wetT.wmv
This has got to be worth heaps of rep.

[NightLightness]

now you have to rep me

[Juice Biscuit]

now you have to rep me



I just checked your first attachment, it was was much nicer than the boobies.


:pir8dan:


:D

[ShinymetalASS]

Nah, my shiny metal b00bies are better than that

[BtrFly]

no soup for you!

[ShinymetalASS]

Yeah I wanna see Btrflys!@#$#@#$@$#@

Please?

Whore it up??

Just for me???

I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Hang on.... I'll PM them to you :boobies:

[JiMi]

lol.. i thought that was something 9-10 year olds did ... can i join in? have camera fone will travel ;)

[SamBo]

heres boobies give me rep...........PLEASE!!






opps sorry its just my face............rep me anyway
you look like you're incredibly afraid of something... or just shat your pants :p

[Directed]

Wow, boobies, and more boobies. Why am I smiling? No that is not a banana in my pocket, and yes I am happy to see you

[BtrFly]

/me flashes the computer screen...

hehe no? that wasnt good enough :D

[STallingU]

Yeah I wanna see Btrflys!@#$#@#$@$#@

Please?

Whore it up??

Just for me???

I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Hang on.... I'll PM them to you :boobies:
The PM system is fucking up. BtrFly's PMs come to me and mine go to her. So shiny click the PM on one of my post to send your boobies to BtrFly.

[BtrFly]

haha you wish!

[Directed]

All the teasing going on. I am so confused.

[ShinymetalASS]

Confused?

This is the W H O R E Thread.

Show us your b00bies. Btrfly has got mine in a PM.

And I got hers.

Now show us yours. Or at least those of a hot chick.

Preferably of baltic origin. Im a narcissist.

[BtrFly]

baltic origin- you like hairy women?

bwahahaha bwhahahaha :D

:tits:

[ShinymetalASS]

ACtually, have you ever seen the Miss Estonia entrant every year???

Goddamn.... why didnt I get some more of those genes.... bloody welsh genes messing it up....

[SamBo]

where's my boobie PMs???
or do i have to resort to drastic measures???? :spingo:

[BtrFly]

damn i must be thinking mediterranean!

[STallingU]

http://ankawa.com/ikonboard/upload/Miss-Estonia011.jpg

[Asmodeus]

i'll expect those boobies in my PMs :)

[dilligaf]

The real rep whore. (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=32003&page=1&pp=15) pitty it didnt work.

[Directed]

ShinyMetalAss always promises boobies, but she never really delivers. She's kind of like a Chevy Cavalier GT. Makes a lot of noise, but no payoff. :p

[STallingU]

ShinyMetalAss always promises boobies, but she never really delivers. She's kind of like a Chevy Cavalier GT. Makes a lot of noise, but no payoff. :p
In Aus we dont have chevy. So we cant relate to that.

[Asmodeus]

In Aus we dont have chevy. So we cant relate to that.

think really riced out car that still has to chug to get over 55mph but sounds like a lawnmower on crack.

[ShinymetalASS]

I have never made a promise of b00bies.... and besides.... they were posted waaaaaay back in the thread......

And damn isnt Miss Estonia FINE!@$#@$#

I perve on the Miss Estonia EVERY YEAR and she NEVER WINS!@#$#@

and i have to spread some rep around before giving it to StallingU again...

[ShinymetalASS]

ShinyMetalAss always promises boobies, but she never really delivers. She's kind of like a Chevy Cavalier GT. Makes a lot of noise, but no payoff. :p


All torque, no action you mean?

[Asmodeus]

no shinymetalboobies..

must cry now.. dreams shattered

thus now i shall post my own suicide note on the interweb.

:)

ah well, back to the few gigs of boobies on teh machine here

[Serpent_Girl]

Where's my BEWBS?!?!

..oh wait *looks down* Silly me, why would you want pics when you have your own?! :confused:

[Juice Biscuit]

Where's my BEWBS?!?!

..oh wait *looks down* Silly me, why would you want pics when you have your own?! :confused:


pfft, my boobs ownz your boobs


/me makes them go up and down in the mirror



da dada dada dada dada da da dada dadda dadda

[Serpent_Girl]

pfft, my boobs ownz your boobs

You got implants?! SWEET!! Can I poke them? :D

[SamBo]

All torque, no action you mean?
who wants a girl who never shuts up? we want turbo girls. Fast, and suck alot and look and sound cool.

[Juice Biscuit]

You got implants?! SWEET!! Can I poke them? :D
http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209136.gif http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[STallingU]

think really riced out car that still has to chug to get over 55mph but sounds like a lawnmower on crack.
Why do people do that to shit cars. Fuck nuts.

[SamBo]

You got implants?! SWEET!! Can I poke them? :D
only if we get to poke you first ;)


hehehe

[STallingU]

Serpent_Girl can you scrole down abit on your avatar???
PLEASE!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Serpent_Girl can you scrole down abit on your avatar???
PLEASE!!

No need for that, lots of pics to be found.

Nalu (http://www.nzone.com/object/nzone_nalu_home.html)

[Asmodeus]

Why do people do that to shit cars. Fuck nuts.

im more used to plain good ol fashioned pre 1975 american muscle car type power. if its less than 1000 horsepower and you actually have to be careful taking off lest you just spin your tires, i'm not really impressed.

[JiMi]

Why do people do that to shit cars. Fuck nuts.

uhuh.. there is a dick in town that found it in himself to hot up a hyundai excel... bgi set of chrome mags with low profiles... big spoiler... big titanium exhaust.... of a fucking excel...

i nearly ran off the road i was laughing so hard when i saw it...

[ShinymetalASS]

My apologies in advance to Arsozah, but who the hell buys an excel... let alone dresses the piece of shit up????

Jebus!@##@%#@

[Asmodeus]

so i guess the old saying is true.. you can't polish a turd, but you evidently can gold plate it.

[JiMi]

useless bit of triva... the crumple zones in a huyndai accent are rated for 12 k's an hour... in a colusion with something like a brick wall at a speed greater than that they crumple into the passenger cell...

feel safe now??

[STallingU]

There used to be heaps of the around my area with huge wings on the back. They looked like shopping trolleys.

[RedMaN]

useless bit of triva... the crumple zones in a huyndai accent are rated for 12 k's an hour... in a colusion with something like a brick wall at a speed greater than that they crumple into the passenger cell...

feel safe now??
I wrote one off a couple of years back... they crumple gooood :D
There used to be heaps of the around my area with huge wings on the back. They looked like shopping trolleys.
I know the ones... I was even tempted to get one once :confused: WTF was I thinking? They look like they can be hung up on a wall or something.

All this talk of b00bies is making the eye-eyed trouser snake restless *down boy, down!* :ha:

[ShinymetalASS]

Yeah, I'm over this non-whore like talk of *cough* excels and shit (unless one wants to conjugate the noun fuck to fucking) and would really like to get back to the point of the thread.... like Miss Estonia.....

Who the fuck is whoring themselves in an excel anyway???

get on the back seat and bend over like the submissive ass fiend that you are@@#$#@$

P.s. anyone driving a mustang (coupe not convertible, fastback pref.) from the 60's (67-68 pref) or a corvette from 79-81 can see me in my dressing room......

[Asmodeus]

Yeah, I'm over this non-whore like talk of *cough* excels and shit (unless one wants to conjugate the noun fuck to fucking) and would really like to get back to the point of the thread.... like Miss Estonia.....

Who the fuck is whoring themselves in an excel anyway???

get on the back seat and bend over like the submissive ass fiend that you are@@#$#@$

P.s. anyone driving a mustang (coupe not convertible, fastback pref.) from the 60's (67-68 pref) or a corvette from 79-81 can see me in my dressing room......

how about a '69 firebird or corvette?

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, I'm over this non-whore like talk of *cough* excels and shit (unless one wants to conjugate the noun fuck to fucking) and would really like to get back to the point of the thread.... like Miss Estonia.....

Who the fuck is whoring themselves in an excel anyway???

get on the back seat and bend over like the submissive ass fiend that you are@@#$#@$

P.s. anyone driving a mustang (coupe not convertible, fastback pref.) from the 60's (67-68 pref) or a corvette from 79-81 can see me in my dressing room......


/me looks down shiny's top


Wahoooo

*duck*

*clicks heals in the air as he runs away*

http://www.rfhq.com/hqn/html/emoticons/stretchsmile.gif

[STallingU]

What about a 64 austin healy sprite?
This looks like mine.
http://www.gearheaddroppings.com/images/SportsCars/austinhealy01.jpg

[johny_roberts]

Nah, my shiny metal b00bies are better than that

So just to be a smart ass I did a search in google for:

shiny metal boobies and found the rep whores thread: For the love of god :banana:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=shiny+metal+boobies&btnG=Google+Search

still sad though where are the shiny metal boobies dammit and no more hairy pics I am still not eating from that

[Directed]

anyone driving a mustang (coupe not convertible, fastback pref.) from the 60's (67-68 pref) or a corvette from 79-81 can see me in my dressing room......

How about I show you a pic of me driving a 60's mustang or a 79-81 vette, and you show me pics of you nekkid in your dressing room. Its only fair

[Arsozah]

Who the fuck is whoring themselves in an excel anyway???


If the whoring you're referring to is rep whoring, then me. I only need 4 more until I hit 400 :)

And I only bought the damn thing because it wasn't a daewoo lanos.

And yes, crumple like tin cans they do...

[JiMi]

i feel the need.... the need for BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

;)

[JiMi]

P.s. anyone driving a mustang (coupe not convertible, fastback pref.) from the 60's (67-68 pref) or a corvette from 79-81 can see me in my dressing room......


so whats got the best chance of me whoring it up in brissy.. 79 'tonner with a 308 or 84 cordia turbo? ;)

[DestRuct0r]

What about a 64 austin healy sprite?
This looks like mine.
http://www.gearheaddroppings.com/images/SportsCars/austinhealy01.jpg

What about a 1985 Suzuki Mighty Boy 0.534L 19.2 Kilowatts OF PURE POWA!!!

[JiMi]

What about a 1985 Suzuki Mighty Boy 0.534L 19.2 Kilowatts OF PURE POWA!!!

lol.. there is some old guy getting around in one of those around here.... i acutually thought they were exactly 1L? eitherway.... i always blow past him like hes standing still :D

[ShinymetalASS]

How I enjoy drinking white wine....

ahhhhhh........

[ShinymetalASS]

How about I show you a pic of me driving a 60's mustang or a 79-81 vette, and you show me pics of you nekkid in your dressing room. Its only fair

I'd want a ride baby...... not pics....

It's all about the ride.... ask Bill....

[ShinymetalASS]

lol.. there is some old guy getting around in one of those around here.... i acutually thought they were exactly 1L? eitherway.... i always blow past him like hes standing still :D


Hey now, my last car was 3cyl 1.0L. didnt even have a taco.... hahahaha....

Had to drop that fucker down a gear just to overtake. But if you were going uphill, bah! Forget it, your ass is staying behind the truck...

It's for sale if anyone wants it.....

[JiMi]

Hey now, my last car was 3cyl 1.0L. didnt even have a taco.... hahahaha....

Had to drop that fucker down a gear just to overtake. But if you were going uphill, bah! Forget it, your ass is staying behind the truck...

It's for sale if anyone wants it.....
sorry.. its just the point of the fact.. 1.0L vs 5.0L cant let that beat ya under ANY circumstances at all... even if it does cost ya a speeding fine... lmao

[SamBo]

I would just like to say that I believe that boobies are most grand. Truly wonderful.

I thank you for your time.

Good day to you all.

[rin]

i'm surprised i still have boobies left! *looks at SamBo* :p hehe

[SamBo]

i'm surprised i still have boobies left! *looks at SamBo* :p hehe
no, you have one boobie left

one boobie right



:D

[rin]

when i reach 10,000 i will pash Serpent_Girl :D








ok, well i haven't asked her yet :p

[BtrFly]

hehe my bike is only a 500CC and it does quite well against stuff at 80kms :D

[Juice Biscuit]

when i reach 10,000 i will pash Serpent_Girl :D





When she does I will tape it and make it a Xvid and give out torrents to any zgeeker that reps me. http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

[rin]

When she does I will tape it and make it a Xvid and give out torrents to any zgeeker that reps me.

mmm, well then... if that's the case, i better make sure it's a good pash! :p

[SamBo]

Hello all.

ATTENTION: NIGHTLIGHTNESS - LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE, OR HOW TO MAKE SOME SORT OF REBUTTAL

hehe, butt. :p

[johny_roberts]

mmm, well then... if that's the case, i better make sure it's a good pash! :p

Good pash, bad pash just make sure it's color and has close up angles. No Paris video.

That is all :banana:

[Aardvark]

ATTENTION FAGGOR... er... SAMBO - YOU STINK AND YOU ARE A BIG STINKY JERKFACE NAMED MARCO, YOU JERK

[ShinymetalASS]

Hello all.

ATTENTION: NIGHTLIGHTNESS - LEARN HOW TO TAKE IT IN THE BUT HOLE



Oh, wasnt this the misquote thread??

Tee hee....

And why dont I get a pash when you reach 10,000 rin??

I'm legal..... ;)

[johny_roberts]

Oh, wasnt this the misquote thread??

Tee hee....

And why dont I get a pash when you reach 10,000 rin??

I'm legal..... ;)

Ok two posts for pashing ..... I am now horny god dammit :pumpy:

[Juice Biscuit]

mmm, well then... if that's the case, i better make sure it's a good pash! :p


Do you reakon one of you two could rip the other ones top off half way through it.......




I mean if its worth doing, its worth doing right ;)

[Serpent_Girl]

HEYY!!! What's this about rin pashing me?! I WASN'T TOLD!! Come on everyone, rep her so I get a nice phwoar pash from the woman with nice boobies!! :D

[rin]

ok shiny, i will pash you too ;)

and pinger, you certainly know how to make it the best quality ;)
ok... shirt off it is... wet t-shirt contest first? :p

[johny_roberts]

HEYY!!! What's this about rin pashing me?! I WASN'T TOLD!! Come on everyone, rep her so I get a nice phwoar pash from the woman with nice boobies!! :D

Just the word pash got rep from me. What about pashing the poor misunderstood american :D

I am self-sacrificing lol

[ShinymetalASS]

ok shiny, i will pash you too ;)




Hey.... everyone.....:fu:

I'm gonna get some from rin....

I may or may not be liking SG to join in....

After all, its 10,000......

:D

[Asmodeus]

will film said encounter for rep.

[JiMi]

i notice a distinct lack of titts and ass in this thread today so i figure i should do something about it

http://www.geocities.com/jimjam351/asses.jpg

thats gotta be a repworthy pic doesnt it?

i mean... it has both ;)

[Arsozah]

Absolute +rep :)

[and3w]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Asmodeus again.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[JiMi]

just incase anyone was disapointed by my last boobie pic i thought i mite post another ;)

nfi if its real or not... be on my hdd for years

upon acutually looking at it closely ive decided fake... neck looks weird... either way.. its not a bad rack they have atached her too ;)

[RedMaN]

Less talking.... more phwoar pashing *nods*
May the pork sword o' doom spring forth from the pantaloons and wreak havoc :D

[Juice Biscuit]

will film said encounter for rep.

http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=526791&postcount=1838


Sorry mate but I had the tripod set up first.







ps before you try and setup somewhere else be aware that I am a walking tripod ;)

[Directed]

I'd want a ride baby...... not pics....

It's all about the ride.... ask Bill....

I could give a ride on my bucking bronco, but you might not be able to handle it ;)

[Asmodeus]

of course not. we're from chicago, shes from australia. everyone knows aussie girls just lay there. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Juice Biscuit]

of course not. we're from chicago, shes from australia. everyone knows aussie girls just lay there. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



/me thinks of Oprah and Rossanne and all teh other chicks Chicago is known for






Hahahahahah, you're going to cum in your pants when you get down here.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/laugh.gif

[and3w]

of course not. we're from chicago, shes from australia. everyone knows aussie girls just lay there. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Not the 2 I once shagged in Israel..

[and3w]

Mind u they were hairy & a bit muscley..

[Asmodeus]

/me thinks of Oprah and Rossanne and all teh other chicks Chicago is known for


Hahahahahah, you're going to cum in your pants when you get down here.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/laugh.gif

some notable ones..

Jeri Ryan, Denise Richards and Cindy Crawford.

[johny_roberts]

some notable ones..

Jeri Ryan, Denise Richards and Cindy Crawford.


Happy 5,000 not to shabby..............................

Time to dance :pir8dan: :banana: :pir8dan: :banana:

[Directed]

Jenny McCarthy is another Chicago area hottie

[Directed]

Besides everyone knows that all the hot women in Australia join their olympic teams. The rest all look like overweight bushmen

[Asmodeus]

now now, there are a few decent looking ones that don't look like they lost a fight with a herd of bilbys.

I think I may have to go on a fact finding mission about this. I shall need some willing aussie women who think they are up for the challenge and/or wish to defend their countrys honor.. ..

please send by PM, rep or email your intentions and maybe some pictures so I know how much alcohomol ill have to budget for my trip.


thats right, sign up now ladies, help prove he big manly and well hung american that contrary to popular rumor, not all aussie chicks are dead fucks.

[and3w]

And not all yanks are big dickheads :-)

[and3w]

Besides everyone knows that all the hot women in Australia join their olympic teams. The rest all look like overweight bushmen

Have you seen those women Prince Charles had to meet in NZ! Now, THOSE were woofers! :barf:

[Asmodeus]

all yanks are big dick :-)

your damn right :)

[and3w]

your damn right :)

You re-phrased that, you cheat ;) :D

[Asmodeus]

You re-phrased that, you cheat ;) :D

i did not rephrase, I took what was needed out of context. if you will notice, all words and their order are exactly the same as you wrote. I just snipped out the useless surrounding phrases :P :P :P :P

[Directed]

Guys, I have something important to say:

Jessica Alba is HOT.

Rep me if you want to remove those poofy panties and go to town. :banana:

[Asmodeus]

yeah, id do her again

[and3w]

yeah, id do her again

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Asmodeus again

Class post :D

[johny_roberts]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Asmodeus again

Class post :D

Well start spreading you rep whore you ..........

[and3w]

OK, I'll do it..rep me or I'll do it even MORE...bbwaaaghhahahahahaha

[JiMi]

:spingo: hey.. leave my grandma outa this

[johny_roberts]

OK, I'll do it..rep me or I'll do it even MORE...bbwaaaghhahahahahaha

All I need is a paperbag and I'd hit it hell she needs loving also :D

[Directed]

Guys, you are messing with my ability to receive rep by showing sexy pictures of Jessica Alba. Think of the potential rep lost by andew posts alone!

[ShinymetalASS]

Friday morning whore post.

....and Australian girls just lying there?

Once again I reiterate ...... YOU'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN UNDER!!#@$##@$

Dont cast dispersions asmo......

;) You might miss out before your even get here!!!!!

[Asmodeus]

*shocked* why miss shiny, are you trying to imply something? *bats eyelashes*

hey now, i never said i bought into it, but in the interest of science, i'm willing to take one for the team as it were hand hopefully put this foul rumor to rest.

Now, just for a few willing research partners. ya with me?

*cries* i'm just doin it for you aussies maaan... i love you guys

[ShinymetalASS]

Well if its for science.......

*shakes head* damn evil overlords....think they own the joint.....*mutter*

[SamBo]

It's friday.
I would like +rep, boobies, a BJ, sex0ring and food. Not necessarily in that order.

Kthnxbye

[and3w]

I do..bwaaaggghhahahahahaha

[Asmodeus]

Well if its for science.......

*shakes head* damn evil overlords....think they own the joint.....*mutter*

thats why we're EVIL overlords, we actually do own teh place, we're just quiet about it.

but, I am a fair and generous evil overlord. for you, I'll even let you forgo the usual paperwork.

[ShinymetalASS]

But I'm good at paperwork.... ITS WHAT I DO!@#@

hehe

do

[SamBo]

It's friday.
I would like +rep, boobies, a BJ, sex0ring and food. Not necessarily in that order.

Kthnxbye
ok, well i have received some rep. Thanks.
Now, who is going to help with the rest of my list? hmmm???

[and3w]

But me and Asmo destroy worlds..WITHOUT PAPERWORK..hey, thats how you know we are really evil & hard!

[ShinymetalASS]

hehe

hard

[Juice Biscuit]

ok, well i have received some rep. Thanks.
Now, who is going to help with the rest of my list? hmmm???



I bags letting you give me a BJ

[ShinymetalASS]

I could give you something to eat?

[Juice Biscuit]

I could give you something to eat?



Hey have you ever seen those Chinese Restaurants where they have pics of all the meals they offer?


:wink wink:

http://www.sevillagrande.org/foro/style_emoticons/default/meparto.gif

[Arsozah]

hehe

hard

heehee...

and

:tits: much seen boobies.

[ShinymetalASS]

[QUOTE=Pinger]Hey have you ever seen those Chinese Restaurants where they have pics of all the meals they offer?
[QUOTE]


Why Sir, I don't understand what it is you are getting at ;)

There is a Chinese Restaurant in Brisbane that offers "Take Away Box"

I'll have what he's having :D

[Juice Biscuit]

Why Sir, I don't understand what it is you are getting at ;)

There is a Chinese Restaurant in Brisbane that offers "Take Away Box"

I'll have what he's having :D


You'll have to show me it while I'm up there :pir8dan:





If you do, I'll cook you some great home made cooking, I can make an authentic Cream of Sum Younguy.



http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/bananallama.gif

[rin]

It's friday.
I would like +rep, boobies, a BJ, sex0ring and food. Not necessarily in that order.

Kthnxbye

ok, ok, ok, ok and ok :D
your wish is my command :D

[ShinymetalASS]

Damn rin.... you have a brother???

or a sister???

:D

[Directed]

Asmo, I do believe that when you go down under, Shiny Metal Ass may want you to go down under one more time, if I am catching her meaning properly.

[STallingU]

Friday wet boobies for all.
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/6996/cidimage0019nr.jpg
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/1808/cidimage0027ul.jpg
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/5530/cidimage0031jg.jpg
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/1846/cidimage0040qt.jpg

[STallingU]

http://img148.exs.cx/img148/4420/cidimage0059re.jpg
http://img216.exs.cx/img216/3340/cidimage0065pb.jpg
http://img216.exs.cx/img216/6809/cidimage0074ow.jpg
http://img216.exs.cx/img216/2112/cidimage0080rn.jpg
http://img216.exs.cx/img216/3115/cidimage0099pe.jpg

[STallingU]

http://img169.exs.cx/img169/2962/cidimage0102rx.jpg
Forgot to add that those pix are NSFW. :ha: :ha:

[STallingU]

I've only had 1 aussie chick that didn't move. But we were only 17 so your only still learning then. The rest of the aussie chicks have squirmed nicely. But this chick from WA fuck me dead. She knew what she was doing. I go half mast every time I think of her.

[rin]

Damn rin.... you have a brother???

or a sister???

:D
i have a brother AND a sister :p

i want SamBo NOW NOW NOW!!!! *pouts*


edit: oh, and as for aussie chicks just laying there... not true! what fun is there in doing that!? you gotta mooooooove! ;)

[s3raph]

Rep on delivery.

[JiMi]

Damn rin.... you have a brother???

or a sister???

:D

or an apprentice??

;)

[JiMi]

i have a brother AND a sister :p



alrite, shiny asures me her sister is nowhere near as perverted as her and that if i touch her i'm gonna be dead....

so, rin, are you that protective of your sister? ;)

if not... i need details details details.. post haste my lady ;)

[SamBo]

alrite, shiny asures me her sister is nowhere near as perverted as her and that if i touch her i'm gonna be dead....

so, rin, are you that protective of your sister? ;)

if not... i need details details details.. post haste my my lady ;)
I have seen a pic of shiny's sister.... :D I bet she is just as perverted as shiny too!!!

rin's sister is older than she is, so i doubt rin's going to be protective of her... :p

[rin]

yeah, my sister is older than me, and i'm not really that protective of her...
i think she needs to get some ;) hehe

[Colonel Kurtz]

My thread has achieved greatness beyond my wildest expectations.

*grins*

*faps*

[SamBo]

yeah, my sister is older than me, and i'm not really that protective of her...
i think she needs to get some ;) hehe
I'm so passing on that message :D

[DestRuct0r]

Well yay, hip hip for boobies and it's Friday - now it's time for totally non PC (Politically Correct) jokes;

Q: What do you call the Flinstones if they were black?



























A: Niggers


:D



I'm running away..........now :greenman:

[rin]

I'm so passing on that message :D

haha! you SO wouldn't! :)

i don't know exactly how "innocent" my sister claims she is... i wish i knew... well, maybe some details...

she certainly has no idea as to what i get up to! :D ;)

[STallingU]

haha! you SO wouldn't! :)

i don't know exactly how "innocent" my sister claims she is... i wish i knew... well, maybe some details...

she certainly has no idea as to what i get up to! :D ;)
We need pics of her.

[rin]

We need pics of her.

haha! :) i don't think she'd like that :p




and i love MMS :D

[JiMi]

We need pics of her.
hey.. i'm the one trying to get somewhere.. wait your turn :P :D

[johny_roberts]

Dammmit I wish it was Friday but today is Saint Patricks day and I have a brew, boobies through this thread, a funny joke, perverted humour, a dog running around the house all that is needed is rep and a random naked chick knocking at my door *and not one that costs money*

Happy Friday to those that have it and Happy Saint Patrick day for those that dont

[ShinymetalASS]

I have seen a pic of shiny's sister.... :D I bet she is just as perverted as shiny too!!!


I'm not perverted.

And she's quite a lot younger than me......

If you touch her you die.

:D

[Asmodeus]

Asmo, I do believe that when you go down under, Shiny Metal Ass may want you to go down under one more time, if I am catching her meaning properly.

you undertestimate me..

try.. she'll be begging for me to

[Asmodeus]

I'm not perverted.

And she's quite a lot younger than me......

If you touch her you die.

:D

*evil overlord senses tingling*

[STallingU]

hey.. i'm the one trying to get somewhere.. wait your turn :P :D
Thats ok. She has to save the best to last anyway.

[JiMi]

I'm not perverted.

And she's quite a lot younger than me......

If you touch her you die.

:D
touch her or fuck her? i mean its only polite to shake her hand if i meet her and all?

maybe a friendly peck on the cheek?

squeeze her ass while...

alrite.. i'm running now... lmao :D

[SamBo]

touch her or fuck her? i mean its only polite to shake her hand if i meet her and all?

maybe a friendly peck on the cheek?

squeeze her ass while...

alrite.. i'm running now... lmao :D
better run fast dude!!! hehehe

I wouldn't wanna fuck with shiny, she seems vicious!
Take that to mean however you like ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

:swear:

[JiMi]

better run fast dude!!! hehehe

I wouldn't wanna fuck with shiny, she seems vicious!
Take that to mean however you like ;)
lol.. your a bad bad man.... dont stop.. hehe

i just have to wonder if she is takeing note of all my smartassness and when i get up there she is gonna do something really evil to me... lolirl...

see.. i laugh in the face of danger... i must be a smart one eh?

[defjux]

nothing better then a chick thats out of control, i know more then i wish i did about crazy bitches. wish i had a pic of my old "fucked up" car right now to post

[dilligaf]

Dear Sambo,

Presenting boobies!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!! (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/more_boobies.jpg)

Enjoy them immencely, good sir,

Regards

d.

[defjux]

Dear Sambo,

Presenting boobies!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!! (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/more_boobies.jpg)

Enjoy them immencely, good sir,

Regards

d.
I hope shes not the one making those bubbles

[ShinymetalASS]

Does anyone ever read defjux as dj fux?

or is that my own little idiosyncracy

[Asmodeus]

i think its just you as i never heard either of those words.

[Asmodeus]

now all of you start repping me or i post pics of my man tits

[SamBo]

lol.. your a bad bad man.... dont stop.. hehe

i just have to wonder if she is takeing note of all my smartassness and when i get up there she is gonna do something really evil to me... lolirl...

see.. i laugh in the face of danger... i must be a smart one eh?
you may be smart, but she's the ass! haw haw haw! COCK!

[JiMi]

yeah ya gotta watch those asses...nasty nasty things ;) BOOBIES!

on a side note does anyone think this week has absolutely flown by... i swear someone left tuesday and thursday off the calendar or something...

needless to say.. have a great weekend everyone :D

oh yeah... and whore me up biatches... i wanna break 400 ;)

[RedMaN]

OMFG... there's been some hot b00bies action here in my absence *fap fap fap*
Tis all good :D:D


Asmo... keep your bitch tits to yourself ie no-one wants to see them :p

[Asmodeus]

then start with teh repping of my e-wang you bitchass

[defjux]

def jux is an indepentdent record label in nyc, its short for definitive jux which they have to put on all there stuff now thanks to a lawsuit from def jam i believe. never heard of jux until i became a def jux fan tho, besides reading the magazine juxtapoz but i'm thinking the jux is most likely short for juxtaposition which in music it is an abrupt change of elements. now back to your regularly scheduled rep whoring.

[b2barker]

def jux is an indepentdent record label in nyc, its short for definitive jux which they have to put on all there stuff now thanks to a lawsuit from def jam i believe. never heard of jux until i became a def jux fan tho, besides reading the magazine juxtapoz but i'm thinking the jux is most likely short for juxtaposition which in music it is an abrupt change of elements. now back to your regularly scheduled rep whoring.
Everwhere esle juxtaposition means two things side by side. Elements? Ah fuck it have some rep anyway

[defjux]

Everwhere esle juxtaposition means two things side by side. Elements? Ah fuck it have some rep anyway
its a record label therefore i referred to what it means in music
Wikipedia
juxtaposition

Generally, juxtaposition, or contrasting is an act or instance of placing two things close together or side by side, in order to show unlikeness or differences, to note the opposite qualities of the two, etc.

In music it is an abrupt change of elements.

In film the position of shots next to one another is intended to create meaning within the audiences mind.

In literature it occurs when two images that are otherwise not commonly brought together appear side by side or structural close together - thereby creating the reader to stop and reconsider the meaning of the text through the contrasting images/ideas/motifs.

Modernist poetry played extensivley with juxtaposing images, inserting unrelated fragments togther in order to create wonder and interest in readers.

[SamBo]

*GLARGLE!!!*

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the Murlocs....

Murlocs need boobies/+rep too..... :murloc:

[defjux]

Chupacabra

[ShinymetalASS]

I have a murloc at the bottom of my sig...

what a big fucken lizard lord.

and fuck me if today wasnt the worst day ive had in this fucking office.

bring on the fuckedupedness tonight!@$#@$%%@$@%$

[JiMi]

oh well.. took me most of the day to do a job that in the end took 10 mins... i was impressed

[dilligaf]

Who likes................







boobies? (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/boobies_3.jpg)

[ShinymetalASS]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=1&tuid=15438897416502421415

There you go boys...... dont say i never do anything for you....

:fu:

[JiMi]

mmMMmmm nerds ;)

[Hired Goon]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=1&tuid=15438897416502421415

There you go boys...... dont say i never do anything for you....

:fu:

Whoa, steady up. You're gonna create a nerd frenzy with posts like that. All the nerds will be like "I hear she like Nerds" :pir8dan:. but then they'll find out she really likes the football team captain, and then the nerds will go head to head in a battle royale with the Jocks, ending in hilarious consequences.

[s3raph]

Nerd frenzy? Aren't those supposed to be able to skeletonize a cow in under 2 minutes?

[ShinymetalASS]

I dont know, but I'm sure a lot of cows feel like skeletons after seeing those jugs...

[STallingU]

Can you refresh my memory of these so called jugs.

[Hired Goon]

Can you refresh my memory of these so called jugs.

Phhoooar:

(It had to be done, Jesus told me as much.)

[STallingU]

Oh god.
Lock your son up please.

[STallingU]

http://videos.true-babes.com/videos/df5ac40e7514b4ec0889cc5de030231c.wmv

[Hired Goon]

Boobieskinator

Sinner!! As the Good Book indicates (Matthew 21:17): Naked shalt those be on the Day of Judgement as the shameful nakedness they have indulged in during their sins of filth. :tits:

[Arsozah]

right.. so lets all note down in our diaries/appointment books/pdas/outlook calendar:

Must be naked on Day of Judgement

Now, when was that again?

[Asmodeus]

first week of september

[JiMi]

i was thinking late june early july... ;)

[STallingU]

http://zhoott.com/video/phonecell.wmv

[johny_roberts]

holy fuck can I lick that phone booth clean when they are done????

[Funk Puppet]

Sardines have never been so sexy :)

[SamBo]

beer tonight!
and boobies! woooooooo!!!!! :D

[DestRuct0r]

I think I'll try and eat my own head tonight

[and3w]

I ate my head lastnight
1 dosnt taste nice
2 hard eating the face bit
3 cany ure keybjerd

[fastfood]

What's 'rep'?

[~vjay~]

What's 'rep'?

Something you want to get off me :banana:

[and3w]

NO, that would be 'rape'..

[johny_roberts]

NO, that would be 'rape'..

Cant rape the willing :D

[Asmodeus]

you've obviously never been around agressive ugly chicks. like the bulgarian olympic shotputting team.

[johny_roberts]

ya but they are easy not on the eyes but easy non-the-less

[StygiaN]

I am a whore and in need of rep!!!!

[johny_roberts]

I am a whore and in need of rep!!!!

and a shower

[defjux]

thread smells like rep whores

[Arsozah]

I am a whore and in need of rep!!!!

As am I.

Especially as now I have become a WoW-addicted rep whore. I can now understand everyone's excitement. If only my laptop would run it and I didn't have to use Manshoon's whenever I wanted to play :(

Hmmm... maybe rep will make it better?

[StygiaN]

wow is more addictive than rep, but only just...

*runs off to click user cp

[StudMuffin]

I am a whore and in need of rep!!!!
I'm not a whore, i'm just popular... :confused:
:hippy:

thread smells like rep whores

i love the smell of rep whores in the morning

[STallingU]

Something you want to get off me :banana:
You have no rep to give. Make 16 nore posts Then your rep will be worth 1.

[STallingU]

I'm not a whore, i'm just popular... :confused:
:hippy:
Who are you???????????

[StudMuffin]

Who are you???????????
a soul in need

[defjux]

You have no rep to give. Make 16 nore posts Then your rep will be worth 1.
And with that said,let the post whoring begin!

[johny_roberts]

And with that said,let the post whoring begin!

begin

[STallingU]

begin
Are we having a fapping contest????
I'll win everytime.

[johny_roberts]

Are we having a fapping contest????
I'll win everytime.

I got viagra

[STallingU]

I got viagra
You'll need it if you are looking at these kind of pics.

johny_roberts posted this in the pron forum (http://www.joyangeles.com/myranda/myrandabiggest.htm)

[johny_roberts]

:banana: :banana: You'll need it if you are looking at these kind of pics.

johny_roberts posted this in the pron forum (http://www.joyangeles.com/myranda/myrandabiggest.htm)

fucker .....

did you get off though :banana:

[STallingU]

:banana: :banana:

fucker .....

did you get off though :banana:
I got to the first squat pic then closed it.
I could smell it. But then I noticed that I had wiped shit up my back.

[STallingU]

Johny your bananas have stopped dancing. Whats going on?
Look mine works. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana.gif

[DestRuct0r]

You'll need it if you are looking at these kind of pics.

johny_roberts posted this in the pron forum (http://www.joyangeles.com/myranda/myrandabiggest.htm)

That's way too much poo for one girl. :greenman:

[defjux]

hmm... i could continue this talk about poo or i could post some tig ol bitties.....
....me thinks.....

[defjux]

Boobies

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh I think this is sad. Posting boobs for rep - BAH to that! If you're going to do that you at least have to make it good quality stuff and in the right forum. Us more dignified rep whores earn it through sheer personality, charm, and the occasional slutty remark.

[STallingU]

Mr Garrison "Who wants to pound my vag?"
I was in tears. So funny.

[Juice Biscuit]

.......earn it through sheer personality, charm, and the occasional slutty remark.





Read: If I cock tease all the geeks who can't get any then they will give me rep for giving them something to fap over later.




Congrats serpent, fat ugly geeks fap to stuff you say. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/jerkoff.gif

[defjux]

actually i just felt like posting a pic or two of boobies i guess that scenario is just a little to simple to be true tho...fuck...i should of jus stuck with talking about girls making huge piles of poo!
"sheer personality, charm"lol

[SamBo]

man, what a kick-arse weekend. It involved alcohol,time out with friends, WoW, driving, sex, boobies and BJs.
What else could a guy possibly want? :D

[rin]

man, what a kick-arse weekend. It involved alcohol,time out with friends, WoW, driving, sex, boobies and BJs.
What else could a guy possibly want? :D

*grins* 'twas a good one, hey! ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

What else could a guy possibly want? :D


To have a foot long cock.

http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/0005.gif

[TK-421]

man, what a kick-arse weekend. It involved alcohol,time out with friends, WoW, driving, sex, boobies and BJs.
What else could a guy possibly want? :D
There are two things wrong with this post.
1. Wrong thread.
2. You forgot the I confess part.

[Juice Biscuit]

There are two things wrong with this post.
1. Wrong thread.
2. You forgot the I confess part.



He didn't complain or bitch about something so I'm going to say that he was in the right thread.



Go SamBo, Go SamBo, GO........ Yay SamBo

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/ole.gif

[SamBo]

There are two things wrong with this post.
1. Wrong thread.
2. You forgot the I confess part.
Actually, on friday i posted in this thread that I like boobies, sex and BJs. I made my recent post just to inform that i got the things i wanted plus more :D

[SamBo]

He didn't complain or bitch about something so I'm going to say that he was in the right thread.



Go SamBo, Go SamBo, GO........ Yay SamBo

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/ole.gif
werd.
Afterall, it is common knowledge that the I Confess thread is used only for:
1) complaining about your health
2) telling everyone what you had for lunch, or
3) how you're annoyed that people aren't paying attention to you.

Derrrrrrrrrr

[Juice Biscuit]

werd.
Afterall, it is common knowledge that the I Confess thread is used only for:
1) complaining about your health
2) telling everyone what you had for lunch, or
3) how you're annoyed that people aren't paying attention to you.

Derrrrrrrrrr



Fully.


We should start a revolution. http://smiles.ru/coll/smile/tanksmile.gif






Start a new trend of making this a general purpose kick arse thread that no man can stop. Like the I confess but with more boobies and less other stuff.

http://www.rfhq.com/hqn/html/emoticons/stretchsmile.gif

[DestRuct0r]

Can we have a flag and a National Anthem?

[STallingU]

Only if the flag is a picture of me in my speedos jnr and the anthem is I'm to sexy for my shirt.

[johny_roberts]

Only if the flag is a picture of me in my speedos jnr and the anthem is I'm to sexy for my shirt.


man speedos :jizz:

[Asmodeus]

I now have a bigger e-cock than you all. I'm posting this from my new ultra megger wallet whammer.

AMD FX-53 4GHZ
1 GB Corsair ddr400
3 wd raptor 74 GB drives (2 in raid 0)
2 eVGA 6800GT PCI-x cards (SLI mode)
cd/dvd +/- RW

[Arsozah]

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Asmodeus again"

Awww... you deserve rep for that kickass system.

And my lil ol laptop won't even run WoW :(

Obligatory rep begging: pleasepleaseplease - I need 500 now - 10 more to go!!!

[Asmodeus]

there you are, 500 rep


hmm, my laptop runs WoW. :) nope, I'm not playing it yet. my friend has been on her account.

laptop:
Dell Inspiron 5100
2.4 ghz intel
512 ram

[Arsozah]

Mine:

Toshiba Tecra A2
1.4 intel celeron m
256 ram

:(

but i am upgrading it asap - i want wow now!!!

[Asmodeus]

I'll show you wow

/me unzips pants

[Arsozah]

Oh master! I have never seen such a sight....

:P

[Asmodeus]

I heard that thought in your head. "WoW, it looks like a penis, only smaller"

[Arsozah]

Bwahahahaha...

[JiMi]

*flops it out*
thats not a penis.... this is a penis!!!!!!


alrite.. back in my box now ;)