Rep Whores

[Arsozah]

*flops it out*
thats not a penis.... this is a penis!!!!!!


alrite.. back in my box now ;)

Your penis is going back in its box?

Really?

[Munchkin]

*flops it out*
thats not a penis.... this is a penis!!!!!!


alrite.. back in my box now ;)


You keep it in a box ? :p

[JiMi]

Your penis is going back in its box?

Really?
well no acutually, its looking for a new box.. you volenteering to suply one? ;)

[Asmodeus]

what he means is hes a hemaphrodite and he tucks his wang up into his little mutang hemaphrodite vagina so he can continue on life as a girl.

[Arsozah]

Dear JiMi

Thank you for your recent application for our opening...

The standard of applications for this position was exceptionally high. Unfortunately, you have been unsuccessful at this time.

Good luck in your future endeavours.

Sincerely,
No.

[Asmodeus]

/me fills out application.

sorry, tried tracing it. need a 2nd sheet of paper.

[JiMi]

Dear JiMi

Thank you for your recent application for our opening...

The standard of applications for this position was exceptionally high. Unfortunately, you have been unsuccessful at this time.

Good luck in your future endeavours.

Sincerely,
No.
dear no,

as a reacent rejectee from your fine establishment, and the fact that your establishment is exactly what i'm looking for i was wondering if you would give my application another examination up close, i would be even willing to go on a trial without pay scheme for a period of time if that is more acceptable to your fine establishment

regards

JiMi

[JiMi]

/me fills out application.

sorry, tried tracing it. need a 2nd sheet of paper.
i think you will find if you use something larger than a lolly wrapper you will get it on one asmo ;)

[Arsozah]

Dear JiMi,

Thank you for your interest. Due to the nature of our business, privacy issues prevent us from appointing such a position.

However, we will review your application and notify you of our decision.

Sincerely,
Still No

[BtrFly]

haha :D

you people are too clever for your own good!

[JiMi]

Dear JiMi,

Thank you for your interest. Due to the nature of our business, privacy issues prevent us from appointing such a position.

However, we will review your application and notify you of our decision.

Sincerely,
Still No
dear Still No,

i do understand with the nature of the business that there are those issues present, i am fully prepared to keep everything "in confidince" and nothing would leave "the office" i do know how rumors and inuendo can effect establishments like yours and because of this i would be sure to keep myself professional at all times...

i am pleeding with you to reverse your decision and just give me a try... what do you have to loose?

regards JiMi

[Munchkin]

Dear JiMi

Thank you for your recent application for our opening...

The standard of applications for this position was exceptionally high. Unfortunately, you have been unsuccessful at this time.

Good luck in your future endeavours.

Sincerely,
No.

Dear Arsozah,

Thank for your letter of March 21. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission to your opening.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will join the ranks in your department later this week. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

JiMi.




*stolen from an email I got months ago, and then changed a bit :p *

[Arsozah]

What do we have to loose?

Dear JiMi - I do believe that that was the whole point of your first application!

You are to be commended on your persistance. However, we understand the fallibility of the current standard of box-hunters and we are unable to justify such a risk at this time.

Sincerely,

Still No

[Arsozah]

Dear Arsozah,

Thank for your letter of March 21. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission to your opening.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will join the ranks in your department later this week. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

JiMi.




*stolen from an email I got months ago, and then changed a bit :p *

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha:

That's it! You win! I fold!!!!! :D

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Munchkin again. Aww :(

[JiMi]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha:

That's it! You win! I fold!!!!! :D

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Munchkin again. Aww :(
so does that mean i'm in or munchkin... lmao

[ShinymetalASS]

Arsozah that is fucking classic@#@$#@#$@

And, as Equal Opportunity Employment pervades our existence, I too shall apply for the opening.

I may not have the requisite tradesmens qualification in handling prescribed tools for the position, but what I may lack in physical contribution, I more than make up for in enthusiasm and stick-to-it-iveness.

Sincerely,

The Fisherman.

:D

[Asmodeus]

/me uses teh back of an old iron maiden poster.

i hope I brought enough.

[Arsozah]

Bwahahahaha for the second time this morning! This thread has made me laugh so much. :D

Dear JiMi,

Thank you for your rejection of our refusal. Unfortunately, we have decided to give the position to munchkin. We have not the resources to appoint any other candidate, as we have also made the decision to accept a late application from ShinyMetalAss.

As you can see, the box is full :)

Many thanks for your interest and we hope to hear from you again.

Sincerely,
No.

PS: oh, and we are also waiting on an application from Asmo as we feel that it would not be a productive business decision to ignore an application from the grand master...

[Asmodeus]

/me points at jimi and laughs

guess we'll have to work out this problem by hand.

[Asmodeus]

and now i shall go back to grilling my shrimp. had I set up my web cam yet. you all could watch.

[Munchkin]

guess we'll have to work out this problem by hand.


Well since Arsozah said no, I have a feeling thats what JiMi will end up doing now ;)

[STallingU]

:tits: Boobies please :tits:

[JiMi]

Bwahahahaha for the second time this morning! This thread has made me laugh so much. :D

Dear JiMi,

Thank you for your rejection of our refusal. Unfortunately, we have decided to give the position to munchkin. We have not the resources to appoint any other candidate, as we have also made the decision to accept a late application from ShinyMetalAss.

As you can see, the box is full :)

Many thanks for your interest and we hope to hear from you again.

Sincerely,
No.

PS: oh, and we are also waiting on an application from Asmo as we feel that it would not be a productive business decision to ignore an application from the grand master...
dearest no,

at this point in time i am forced to accept you rejection as i believe i have been pwned, but be advised i will accept you offer to aply again at a later date by delievering my application in person so you can see what i truly have to offer

all the best with your new employees

regards JiMi

[Arsozah]

Well since Arsozah said no, I have a feeling thats what JiMi will end up doing now ;)

That's twice! And I still can't rep you!!!! NOOOOOO! :ha: :D

Will do it soon. *nods*

[JiMi]

Well since Arsozah said no, I have a feeling thats what JiMi will end up doing now ;)
lmao.... i dont have a working web cam either so i guess you will never know :)

[Munchkin]

lmao.... i dont have a working web cam either so i guess you will never know :)


Haha, I dont know whether I should be thankful or cry at that news :D


/hugs the picked on and pwned JiMi :)

[JiMi]

Haha, I dont know whether I should be thankful or cry at that news :D


/hugs the picked on and pwned JiMi :)
+rep would make me feel better ;)

[Munchkin]

+rep would make me feel better ;)


/puts out.

[JiMi]

*purrs in munchkins ear*

[STallingU]

*purrs in munchkins ear*
You pussy

[SamBo]

so, hows about we get some boobies in here huh?

[ShinymetalASS]

As you can see, the box is full :)



Well aren't we lucky on a Monday morning.

This letter is by way of Show Cause as to why it is YOU should get all the luck.

Signed:

Some retard who couldn't write a Show Cause even if I had an electrified cause showing machine.

[Arsozah]

HEEE!

You know he came in on Saturday morning? He said I was wonderful and efficient and had a lovely German name.

Tosser.

Dear Shiny,

I would like to respond to your notice, but as you have previously informed me, this letter does not fulfil the requirements for sufficient notice under the UCPR

so :fu:

lol

[ShinymetalASS]

so, hows about we get some boobies in here huh?


Did you see last night on the toooob sambo??

WAs many boobies. Under the thin premise of a bloke who "sells out" to make women "look like circus freaks" were many many many shots of overly enhanced b00bies for your b00bie viewing pleasure.

I believe it was called "Breast Men". I thought of you lot when I saw that!

[ShinymetalASS]

I would like to respond to your notice, but as you have previously informed me, this letter does not fulfil the requirements for sufficient notice under the UCPR




You know that advice cannot be referenced and shall be deemed irrelevent on the grounds of extreme conflict of interest.

:fu:

[Arsozah]

You know that advice cannot be referenced and shall be deemed irrelevent on the grounds of extreme conflict of interest.

:fu:


Ah no! I've been pwned! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ryana00/giveup.gif

lol :D

[Asmodeus]

PS: oh, and we are also waiting on an application from Asmo as we feel that it would not be a productive business decision to ignore an application from the grand master...

Dear Arsozah,

Please accept my application for the space you are seeking to have filled. While I have much training in this position, I am always willing to learn more through on the job training to present a long running multifacted solution to the issues you have at hand. Also note that I am excellent at multitasking and am willing to put in the extra overtime needed to get the job done right. While I am used to working alone, I am not opposed to working with a partner or in a general team environment nor am I opposed to making use of any job supplied aids and tools brought to the job site.

Please see attached my qualification sheet attached as pages 7-10 on the legal sized paper stapled to the back of this application.

Looking forward to working with you in the future.

Regards,
Rich

[JiMi]

Dear Arsozah,


Please see attached my qualification sheet attached as pages 7-10 on the legal sized paper stapled to the back of this application.



Regards,
Rich

legal sized paper is only a7 isnt it?

[Arsozah]

/me spreads Asmo's application out on the floor

Very impressive... indeed

[ShinymetalASS]

/me spreads Asmo's application out on the floor

Very impressive... indeed


Hmmm..

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTHUNK*

Thats an impressive qualification Master....

[Asmodeus]

... and to think, that was just my tongue.

[JiMi]

ahhh.. so that explains why your wang is so small... when you were young someone pulled on you tongue that hard that it was pulled up thru your body and pulled your wang in till it was nothing but a pimple?
;)

[Asmodeus]

ahhh.. so that explains why your wang is so small... when you were young someone pulled on you tongue that hard that it was pulled up thru your body and pulled your wang in till it was nothing but a pimple?
;)

yeah, i traced the other part on a post it note. but hey, even if i can't cut the mustard, i can damn well lick the jar

[STallingU]

Need boobs.

[ShinymetalASS]

... and to think, that was just my tongue.

Damn Asmo.... you sure know how to make a handmaiden slip off her chair...

:D

[DestRuct0r]

boobies :tits:

[JiMi]

tara reid wardrobe malfunction ;)

[STallingU]

How sweet. Boobies love me.
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3650/boobiesphp8ru.jpg

[JiMi]

how much did it cost to get the "lady of the night" to hold the sign up?

;)

[STallingU]

how much did it cost to get the "lady of the night" to hold the sign up?

;)
About 9 inches.

[JiMi]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again.

lmao... that was gold my man... gold :)

[ShinymetalASS]

Oh please I need some loving after my shitehouse day!#@$#@

P.s. Thanks Redman, I could belt some shit outta some ppl atm!$#@#$#@

I hate rude cunts...

[cub]

How sweet. Boobies love me.
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3650/boobiesphp8ru.jpg

Cool.

Where was the website that allows you to make those pics?

[SamBo]

Cool.

Where was the website that allows you to make those pics?
I too would like to know this...
although, they're not the best looking boobies i've ever seen....

[STallingU]

So what you guys are saying is there is no way that any chick could love me. Sniff sniff. :( :(

[ShinymetalASS]

No I think they are telling you that if you post nicer chicks...

oh wait...

that would mean more loving from them....

you could post willies?

[STallingU]

Here is your willies.
http://www.dixierider.com/pastissues/september2001/willies%20working%20copy.gif

[STallingU]

Here is a willies that is safe for office use.
http://www.lizmichael.com/willies.jpg

[JiMi]

cant post willies... can post willys though ;)

[JiMi]

here ya go miss ass... willie for you...

[ShinymetalASS]

My ex had a 44 willys jeep.

fuck it was cool

cold as hell in winter though.

[g_money]

all I wanted was some rep... now I'm seeying willies, has the world gone mad?? hehehehehe, mad I tell you!!!

[STallingU]

Bee Sting on the willy.
Your eyes aaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh your eyes (http://img92.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img92&image=beesting3zg.jpg)

[JiMi]

dude.. thats just not cricket.... its gonna be like a week now before i'm gonna be brave enuf to flow the ole boy out and have a wizz

[STallingU]

I gave warning.

[Asmodeus]

My ex had a 44 willys jeep.

fuck it was cool

cold as hell in winter though.


i used to drive one of thos ewhen i worked for Civil Defense/ESDA they were fun. string and fucking indestructable. we tried to destroy it once. we couldn't. i was doing 30 down teh road and my partner got the idea to kick teh gearshift hard enough to get it into reverse.

it went into reverse, smoked the tires then sped backwards doing 30 miles an hour. mind you im not sure of the speed as my friend was by that time on the hood of the thing hanging on for dear life and i was half hanging out of the thing.

i have long since expunged any ability to drive stick from my mind since then.

[JiMi]

yes... yes you did.... :barf:

[JiMi]

i used to drive one of thos ewhen i worked for Civil Defense/ESDA they were fun. string and fucking indestructable. we tried to destroy it once. we couldn't. i was doing 30 down teh road and my partner got the idea to kick teh gearshift hard enough to get it into reverse.

it went into reverse, smoked the tires then sped backwards doing 30 miles an hour. mind you im not sure of the speed as my friend was by that time on the hood of the thing hanging on for dear life and i was half hanging out of the thing.

i have long since expunged any ability to drive stick from my mind since then.
i guess they dont make em like they used to eh? ;)

sorry.. someone had to say it...

ps... i'm gonna start begging for rep soon.... i can smell it.. i can see it.. but i cant quite touch 500.... anyone?>

[ShinymetalASS]

i have long since expunged any ability to drive stick from my mind since then.


That's a manual right?

Poof.

Only old people and young girls with no coordination drive manuals.

Or is it like a column shift?

Damn you yankees and your weird words....

[Asmodeus]

That's a manual right?

Poof.

Only old people and young girls with no coordination drive manuals.

Or is it like a column shift?

Damn you yankees and your weird words....

as in "not an automatic transmission"

[Directed]

Hey, My Baby is doing better! Rep me, I'm happy! Teresa is home from the hospital and doing quite well. Only a fever of 101 now. I will post pics of her arm and her new favorite doll when I can, if I ever take a pic of it.

[ShinymetalASS]

as in "not an automatic transmission"


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....




Poof.

[Asmodeus]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Poof.

heh, trust me, you want me to have a free hand <BHEG>

[JiMi]

i agree lol... been driving manual cars since i could reach the peddles..... can do every gear change (aside from starting off) clutchless in my ute

directed... good to hear ya bub is well :)

[ShinymetalASS]

heh, trust me, you want me to have a free hand <BHEG>


Not if you drive like my grandma....

:o

[SamBo]

heh, trust me, you want me to have a free hand <BHEG>
baby, you make me wish I had THREE hands!

[cub]

So what you guys are saying is there is no way that any chick could love me. Sniff sniff. :( :(

No, what I'm saying... wait, yes, that is what I'm saying :p

[Directed]

Originally Posted by Asmodeus
heh, trust me, you want me to have a free hand <BHEG>

Actually I'm pretty sure the women want your hands otherwise occupied Asmodeus. ;)

[ms edeity]

Like this?

[ms edeity]

Or this....

[SamBo]

Like this?
taco flavoured keeeeesses!

[Asmodeus]

Not if you drive like my grandma....

hey, my gramma drove like a maniac.

[ShinymetalASS]

hey, my gramma drove like a maniac.

Mine only just sold her 1956 Vauxhall Velox.

Four gears, doesnt go faster than 80kms an hour. And god help you if you hit any corrogations.... rattled like a tin can!

[Asmodeus]

And god help you if you hit any corrogations.... rattled like a tin can!

the car or your grandma?

I remember when i rode with her.. once yeah that was enough.

left turn into incoming traffic, and complaining that the cars are over the median. im there with my hands and feet on teh dashboard just praying that we dont nose first into a truck.. and if i got scared when she took other kinds of corners, i just did what I think she did.. close your eyes and hope. Damn i was glad they took her license away.

actually, i'm not much of a speed demon anymore unless i'm out in the open country. too many morons on teh road to allow for these days and taking a corner on two wheels in a truck gets old quick.

[dilligaf]

This thread is useless without boobies.

[ms edeity]

This thread is useless without boobies.
you call them boobies?!...ah young man wehave much to teach you..... ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

Boobies dont have to be big to be sweeeeet

[dilligaf]

you call them boobies?!...ah young man wehave much to teach you..... ;)
the more the merrier i say...

[dilligaf]

Boobies dont have to be big to be sweeeeet
To be sweet they have to be tasty....

[DestRuct0r]

To be sweet they have to be tasty....


lactating maybe?

[Asmodeus]

to be tasty that have to be suckable

[cub]

hey, my gramma drove like a maniac.

did she also wear army boots?

[JiMi]

To be sweet they have to be tasty....
to be tasty they have to have custard or icecream or icemagic or something equally devilish on em ;)

[RedMaN]

baby, you make me wish I had THREE hands!
Wait.....Quaid, noooooooo ;)
Boobies dont have to be big to be sweeeeet
Seconded :D
Girls seem to be more worried about b00bie size lately more than what guys are :confused: It's all good to me :D

[jasebert]

Man boobs.....

Now u have to rep me

[STallingU]

Nikkala Stott I luff you and your boobies
http://img15.exs.cx/img15/6611/115deathscpxnikkalastott017hp.jpg
I may have posted this pic before. Meh

[and3w]

Man boobs.....

Now u have to rep me

PAH! You call those boobies..Now - THESE are Man-boobies, and yes, they are mine..so rep me till my mouth is full :D
Don't say I didn't warn you...none of this "OMG my eyes" stuff..just good honest manboobs...

[Asmodeus]

show 'em the taint!

[and3w]

I tried to post my ring but couldn't get it in the frame and reach round to press 'capture' :-(

:-)

PS: waht's a 'taint'? :confused:

[johny_roberts]

PAH! You call those boobies..Now - THESE are Man-boobies, and yes, they are mine..so rep me till my mouth is full :D
Don't say I didn't warn you...none of this "OMG my eyes" stuff..just good honest manboobs...

my eyes my fucking eyes help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

help
help

oh christ I am sick now and have to do training may god help me

[and3w]

Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies,

New training centre..14 mown down by disturbed young man..a nation mourns..intraweb to blame, say everyone :-)

[johny_roberts]

Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies, Boobies, boobies, MAN Boobies,

New training centre..14 mown down by disturbed young man..a nation mourns..intraweb to blame, say everyone :-)


thats ok I sucked it up and was desperate had a half-assed flapping session. I feel dirty now very dirty :jizz:

[and3w]

:-)..I like the cut of your jib, young man! If all these murdering fuckers went off and had a J. Arthur life would be much more peaceful!

C'mon the rest of you; you asked for boobies...I gave you boobies...NOW.....Where Is MY REP!?!?
I guess I just have to wait for the girlgeeks to get here and my rep will burst from my pants!


:-)

[Asmodeus]

they're waiting for tonight hen I post my man boobies

[johny_roberts]

they're waiting for tonight hen I post my man boobies

I'd post my man boobies tonight but I dont want a mass exit from australia to California. My King size bed could only hold a couple at a time.

But then I am self-sacraficing could be another king in there :D

[and3w]

If you don't watch it I'll post my belly! Something to let the ladies KNOW they have someone on top of them :fu:











Even if it does get knackered after 10 seconds and has to stop for a beer & fag break :D

[SamBo]

This thread should be renamed to "Teh thread with teh b00bies"
w3rd y0

[and3w]

Ms Edity just called me (and I quote) - "a very unatractive man" and "boris" :confused: .I am amazed at just how wrong one person can be, much as I love her! :D :D

[SamBo]

Ms Edity just called me (and I quote) - "a very unatractive man" and "boris" :confused: .I am amazed at just how wrong one person can be, much as I love her! :D :D
you mean your name's not boris?


:D

[and3w]

No, it's Illya, Illya Kuryakin :-)

EDIT: 3 seconds later I read between the lines - piss taking cunt, so y'ar :D

[ShinymetalASS]

This thread should be renamed to "Teh thread with teh b00bies"
w3rd y0


my nigga. :murloc:

[rin]

almost on 10K now... i wanna pash Serpent_Girl and i promised ShinymetalASS i would pash her too :p

[ms edeity]

Ms Edity just called me (and I quote) - "a very unatractive man" and "boris" :confused: .I am amazed at just how wrong one person can be, much as I love her! :D :D
That Ms Edity is a bitch!...you very sexy man! ;)

and i concur with Sambo...name change!

[ms edeity]

almost on 10K now... i wanna pash Serpent_Girl and i promised ShinymetalASS i would pash her too :p
What about me??!!!

[Manshoon]

almost on 10K now... i wanna pash Serpent_Girl and i promised ShinymetalASS i would pash her too :p

Can I watch/get a camera to record the moment

I promise I wont share the pics....just keep them for my own amusement!

PS.....MORE BOOBIES!

[rin]

Can I watch/get a camera to record the moment

I promise I wont share the pics....just keep them for my own amusement!

PS.....MORE BOOBIES!

well, you might just have to ask Pinger that (see, a BIG "P" ;)) cos he was apparently getting that organised :D

:tits:

and there was also going to be a quintet arrangement i heard :) *looks at Shiny*

[g_money]

My nose bleeds...

[DestRuct0r]

Is there anything better then two girls pashing, boobies (lactating) and whoring?

[Manshoon]

Depends on where this "pash" happens too I spose. I got Brisbane covered for a pash....Pinger can cover Sydney!!

[DestRuct0r]

One thing - three or more girls pashing with lactating boobies out whoring away...I've gone too far haven't I.

[johny_roberts]

if there is pashing to be done I am heading out there. I dont friggin care how far away it is I will take the red eye. Just for front row seats........

Let the fun begin.................

[and3w]

Stream it !!!!!
Yay for webcams..YAY! (that yay was for the webcam) :-)

[DestRuct0r]

if there is pashing to be done I am heading out there. I dont friggin care how far away it is I will take the red eye. Just for front row seats........

Let the fun begin.................

I like that couch, I want that couch. Does it have a minibar?

[ShinymetalASS]

almost on 10K now... i wanna pash Serpent_Girl and i promised ShinymetalASS i would pash her too :p


GODDAMN PEOPLE!@#$#$@$#@ Rep the girl!@$#@$#@!$#@

I want some.... :D

[johny_roberts]

I like that couch, I want that couch. Does it have a minibar?

Actually I think those things do at least it has beer holders. I say we take a seat and wait for the ladies to hudle up and decide what to do...

[rin]

hehe... we'll take it nice and slow just to get you guys all worked up! :D hehe

[JiMi]

GODDAMN PEOPLE!@#$#$@$#@ Rep the girl!@$#@$#@!$#@

I want some.... :D
*givs shiny "some"*

hey... ive gotta keep ya wanting it ;) besides i wouldnt wanna hurt ya.... lol ;)

[Asmodeus]

ok thats it.. no one has repped me so heres som emanly man tits

[Juice Biscuit]

Your tits suck






Go to the gym you fat cunt

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/1117/vudu9bf.gif


http://img54.exs.cx/img54/824/jump9ym.gif

[SamBo]

ET couldn't phone home
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/kamikaze/et_death.gif

[Manshoon]

Sorry Shiny I gotta spread the rep around before I do you again.....

[and3w]

Pah, my aureolas (spl) are prettier than yours asmo...AND you are sucking your belly in :-)
Still, rep for doing it..when I can *hehehehehehe*

[and3w]

Sorry Shiny I gotta spread the rep around before I do you again.....

Hehehe he said 'do' hehehe :D
I'll rep ya shiny@*&, I can do it over & over :pumpy:

[STallingU]

I'm almost at 9000. Please help.

[defjux]

as i am close to 500... please.. i need a bigger e-wang

[Asmodeus]

Pah, my aureolas (spl) are prettier than yours asmo...AND you are sucking your belly in :-)
Still, rep for doing it..when I can *hehehehehehe*

hahaha crunching the stomach muscles so I look maybe slightly less like a blubber ass.. bahahahaha

[ShinymetalASS]

and there was also going to be a quintet arrangement i heard :) *looks at Shiny*


I may or may not be incredibly enthusiastic about a fantastic fivesome

Who am I kidding.... I'll be in that with bells on... and chains... and.... oil....

Sorry, what was I saying?

[SamBo]

I may or may not be incredibly enthusiastic about a fantastic fivesome

Who am I kidding.... I'll be in that with bells on... and chains... and.... oil....

Sorry, what was I saying?
*grabs video camera*

[DestRuct0r]

Q: What's this "!@#$#$@$#@!@$#@$#@!$#@!@#$#$@$#@@$#@$#@!$#@"?

A: It's ShinySpeak for "Can you please go down the shops dear and get some milk."

[ShinymetalASS]

*grabs video camera*


I think you were in the quintent there SandMbo.....

Unless your doing Paris-style participatory video....

:D

[rin]

of course he's in the quintet - but he wants to watch the girl pashes and i said he could! :p

and ahem.. umm.. well yes, i have a video camera ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

That's it I've had enough.



Anybody who bitches to get to a certain number past this post shall recive the negative wrath of my ewang of -6


Funnah = rep+
Boobies = rep+
Begging = me walking past you in the street like the filthy change begger that you are.

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/atil/forum/haha4.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Well, if these guys get to watch us pash..... then I wanna see dave and ping pash....

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Well, if these guys get to watch us pash..... then I wanna see dave and ping pash....

:D




Cool.



But if you want it to go further then I bags that Dave be the taker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/kasseds_avatars/shiggy_whee_small.gif

[rin]

Pinger, you suck :p

[Juice Biscuit]

Pinger, you suck :p



Well if you were any good at it then SamBo wouldn't come to me asking for it.http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif




http://easy.go.is/hubs/octo/okto_king_groovy.gif

[Chocoholic]

Pinger, you suck :p
Edeity?

[dwarfthrower]

ok thats it.. no one has repped me so heres som emanly man tits

Call them man-tits... now these are man-tits

[rin]

Well if you were any good at it then SamBo wouldn't come to me asking for it



he knew you'd jump at the chance anyway!! :p

[SamBo]

I like to be sucked

[ShinymetalASS]

Sucking is nice

Fucking is better

Coming is the best

so I've heard

;)

[JiMi]

Sucking is nice

Fucking is better

Coming is the best

so I've heard

;)
see... once again more proof that shiny is an angel and irl and is saving it for 1 guy...

lmao...

no just dont read the post b4 that she made about oil and chains and stuff and you may believe it ;)

[JiMi]

Call them man-tits... now these are man-tits
shit.. they look almost like a b cup... *ducks*

[rin]

I like to be sucked

i know that ;)

and Shiny, you are so cheeky... i love it! :D

[SamBo]

cheekiness is teh win!!!

b00bz are teh winz0r t00!
y0
w3rd

[ShinymetalASS]

i know that ;)

and Shiny, you are so cheeky... i love it! :D


Oh, aren't we going to get along just fine then my sweet :cool:

;)

[rin]

Oh, aren't we going to get along just fine then my sweet :cool:

;)


get it on??? ;) ohhhhh, get along :D hehe

[ShinymetalASS]

get it on??? ;) ohhhhh, get along :D hehe


:D Thats ok, I'm sure I can satisfy any innuendo you aim in my direction.

Tee hee

[dwarfthrower]

shit.. they look almost like a b cup... *ducks*

Only if I shave them ;)

[SamBo]

:D Thats ok, I'm sure I can satisfy any innuendo you aim in my direction.

Tee hee
rin, you're pointing your end-o in her direction?????? WOAH!!!


:D

[Directed]

Guys, I think you all should know: I just let out the longest, stinkiest, most satisfying fart I have ever let out in my life. MAN! I need to step away from this computer and let this place air out for a while. I'm glad it wasn't too juicy, I'd hate to have to change my underwear.

[JiMi]

new avatar... many thanks go to shiny who provided me with the pic (i'l let your minds boggle as to how ;) )

[STallingU]

15 + rep to go. If it wasnt for all the - rep from TK-421 I would of made it now. Fucken smart arse he is.

[STallingU]

Here JiMi. Its 64x64 now. http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8990/resize5la.gif

[and3w]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again.

Sorry mate, I'll go on a rep run (RR) for you ASAP :-)

[STallingU]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STallingU again.

Sorry mate, I'll go on a rep run (RR) for you ASAP :-)
Thanks mate.

[s3raph]

new avatar... many thanks go to shiny who provided me with the pic (i'l let your minds boggle as to how ;) )
Hey shiny, do you reckon you could do me an avatar too? ;)

[and3w]

Here's a couple of nice ones, need re-sizing

Quite a lot here (http://www.etantonio.it/EN/Web/GifAnimate/index.aspx) a searchable gif site..not brilliant but a few goodies.

:1337:

[NeXuS]

Manshoon and Shiny told me to mention boobies in this thread

[s3raph]

You NEVER just mention boobies. You post them, exhibit them, take photo's of the boobies you have, or your girlfriend has.

THE BOOBIES MUST BE FREE!!!

[Funk Puppet]

Someone said BOOBIES.... but there are no boobies! I'm calling SBS to complain!

[and3w]

OK...suffer you bastard :D

[STallingU]

If you say that word without posting any then you get -rep.
I'll let you off this time.

[and3w]

Someone said BOOBIES.... but there are no boobies! I'm calling SBS to complain!

Here ya go mate :pumpy:

[s3raph]

Boobies!!!!

[Funk Puppet]

I Like this kind of boobies. Even though they're not real they still provide artistic measure.

[Directed]

Lately there has been a disturbing trend in this thread to post MAN BOOBIES! This must stop, as when I am looking for woman boobies it ruins the entire mood. I go from excited to wanting to puke. That is not good people!

[Asmodeus]

then rep us

[STallingU]

The rep system has a glitch in it at the moment.
To rep anyone else you have to +rep me first or it will -rep you.
http://www.kicken.com/images/kicken.com-kournikova.jpg

[SamBo]

mmm boobies

[Asmodeus]

tis my birfday. rep me..

repp me hard

rep me again

[rin]

20 left to go :p

[ShinymetalASS]

Shit, I'd better spread some rep around......

Come on people, its in my best interests that you rep rin....

;)

[rin]

only 7 to go now shiny!!! :banana:

[Serpent_Girl]

only 7 to go now shiny!!! :banana:

Oh yeah, then you owe me and it's me first!! I DEMAND IT!! :D:D;)

[rin]

3 more to go :D


Serpent_Girl - well only if you're there on saturday ;)

[StudMuffin]

who are the two cunts that have recently voted "I give to rep to anyone who makes me giggle" it was on 69 for so long. it made me giggle every time i came to the whoring thread. :mad:

[defjux]

I love how in npax6l's avatar the gasoline is lightblue.

[rin]

1 more people!! just 1 :p

[Asmodeus]

gave the rep that i could.. im not a machine.. lol

[rin]

Pinger!!!! you are THE man!!! :D he gave me his massive e-wang!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Where Is My Kiss, Rin?!

[Juice Biscuit]

I think I just pushed rin over as 9999 + 6 = 1005



Later though I will have to -rep her for bieng a filthy begger http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/boogie.gif

[defjux]

rin's 10000 rep cherry has now been popped.

[ShinymetalASS]

It makes him hotter, eh???

tee hee....

[rin]

Serpent_Girl: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH*

Pinger: it's girl on girl action!! with Shiny! come on! ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

/me takes pants off and comes running with my tounge hanging out.




ahhahah


Naked men running, Chicks luv that http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif

[JiMi]

congrats on your certification of hussyness rin 10000 surely has to make ya a rephussy... *shrugs*

gonna be along time b4 my ewang gets that big... hehe

[rin]

yes, Pinger... we love that ;) and with a massive e-wang like yours! PHWOAR!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

yes, Pinger... we love that ;) and with a massive e-wang like yours! PHWOAR!!!


Well then.



Don't be suprised if the pocket monster is already looking up at you with is one eye, by the time I run over. :pir8dan:





HAHhahaah, I have a third eye,


And to think it was at the end of my cock this whole time.

http://easy.go.is/hubs/asylum/liebe053.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

HOLY SHIT!#@$#@$$#@

See what happens when you get caught up calculating settlement figures...???

I'd rather be calculating your figure rin... where's my kiss?

:D

[rin]

here you go shiny *MEGA PAAAAAAAAASH with lots of phwoarness* ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

HAHhahaah, I have a third eye,




I actually do ping.... its just inside my right hip.

It there to make sure things get done right.

[Juice Biscuit]

I actually do ping.... its just inside my right hip.

It there to make sure things get done right.



Yeah but mine is built in.


Your's is just drawn on.

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif


Ping, I dont know that you should post this little guy...

LOOK AT HIS TONGUE GO!!!

My third eye could keep itself on him.... tee hee

[Juice Biscuit]

Ping, I dont know that you should post this little guy...

LOOK AT HIS TONGUE GO!!!

My third eye could keep itself on him.... tee hee


Well if you liked that one you'll love this one.


http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1641/lengua20gy.gif

[rin]

i think i'd want the first little guy ;)

[JiMi]

Well if you liked that one you'll love this one.


http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1641/lengua20gy.gif
hrm.. i think he would be able to lick out his bellybutton lint ;)

[SamBo]

i think i'd want the first little guy ;)
since when do you like little guys? ;)

[rin]

since when do you like little guys? ;)

i like big guys better :p

[Megabyte]

<About posting boobie pics>
...or the ones your girlfriend has.


:aah:

Manshoon and Shiny told me to mention boobies in this thread

So you do everything they say now? :p

[STallingU]

Monkey sex for all. :pumpy: :jizz:
http://movies.plsthx.com/media/monkeys_car.wmv

[jak]

hehe thats funny, STallingU.

;)

[JiMi]

have a great easter everyone... take it easy on the roads and make it back safe :)

-this has been a public service announcement-

[Megabyte]

have a great easter everyone... take it easy on the roads and make it back safe :)

-this has been a public service announcement-
Yeah, I'm gonna be stuck at 90km/hr on the way to Newcastle now. :(

[ms edeity]

HEY! I offered my phwoarness and i can touch my nose with my tongue ;) but ...(sniffle)...no lurve. where is the lurve people? :confused:

[ShinymetalASS]

I heard that on Sat night Pinger was going to have a three way pash with Serpent G and rin..... and then was going to sms me the pics.

All good things come in threes.

Yee ha!

[rin]

serpent_girl isn't coming :(

so there will be no sms's :(

[ms edeity]

serpent_girl isn't coming :(

so there will be no sms's :(
A dream shattered...i'm offering to be a phone in.....

[Juice Biscuit]

serpent_girl isn't coming :)





That's because she is fucked in the head http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

serpent_girl isn't coming(

Apparently fucking not......

tee hee


p.s. hehe... coming....

[rin]

oh well... i'll just have to fly shiny down for the party :D

[ShinymetalASS]

A dream shattered...i'm offering to be a phone in.....


Can I fuck a friend Eddie?

[SamBo]

the easter party = spankfest 2005

[ShinymetalASS]

oh well... i'll just have to fly shiny down for the party :D


Hey hey! I'm on a plane this evening, just heading in the wrong direction....

Shall I forcibly divert it?

Cause that sounds like something I'd be in....

In like Rin....

:D

tee hee

[ms edeity]

Can I fuck a friend Eddie?
* hands up* ...i'll be the friend

[defjux]

for fuck sake the kittens will get Crippled if rep is not spread.

[JiMi]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to defjux again.

hrm.. looks like the pussy is gonna have to get it...


hehe.. pussy

[DestRuct0r]

Hmmm shaved pussy would be better :D

[cub]

Crack that rep
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must rep it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must rep it
When something's going wrong
You must rep it

now rep it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to rep it
rep it good

When a good time turns around
You must rep it
You will never live it down
Unless you rep it
No one gets their way
Until they rep it

I say rep it
rep it good

[defjux]

Crack that rep
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must rep it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must rep it
When something's going wrong
You must rep it

now rep it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to rep it
rep it good

When a good time turns around
You must rep it
You will never live it down
Unless you rep it
No one gets their way
Until they rep it

I say rep it
rep it good

The same shit as ran thu my mind too many times.

[cub]

I can't rep myself
So I want you to rep me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I whore myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I rep myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I can't rep myself
So I want you to rep me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I whore myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to rep plus me

[and3w]

Hmmm shaved pussy would be better :D

Sue has a shaven haven..heres a pic of her & me

[and3w]

Oh, sorry..you wanted to actually see it..no way

[STallingU]

cmon. You know you wanna show us. Just post a pic of any shaven haven and say it is hers. That'll be good enough for me.

[Davo_Dinkum]

If you wanna see a whole bunch of tits, go to summernats '06.

Or you could just look for some pr0n. Up to you.

[ShinymetalASS]

Damn..... how much does Jetstar suck ass?

Bastards nearly didnt let me on the plane..... :(

But then they did.... :D

And now Im 2000kms further north.....

[Aardvark]

I'll give you a big shiny wad of rep in the ASS in a minute or two

[and3w]

Fuck me, thats a fast plane :-)

[cub]

Sue has a shaven haven..heres a pic of her & me

Nice pic of your daughter :p


/hopes And3w forgets this post by the time he can rep me again.

[Aardvark]

Nah, can't be his daughter. Unless she was stolen by gypsies from good looking parents with good looking genes that were really really good looking

[pnkru`]

Ive been coming here for years.. I am just real quite.. Zgeek all the way!

[and3w]

Not married :-D
She is my g/f, is 26 but looks 16 and is a very nice gal
So fuck off you jealous bastards, some women like older men :-)

PS Cub.. :spingo: I have a long memory :D

PPS: cos I'm old I guess :-(

[Aardvark]

Yeah, but the drugs usually wear off after a while

[STallingU]

Or the money runs out.

[Asmodeus]

Not married :-D
She is my g/f, is 26 but looks 16 and is a very nice gal
So fuck off you jealous bastards, some women like older men :-)

PS Cub.. :spingo: I have a long memory :D

PPS: cos I'm old I guess :-(

the real test is if she fucks like a 16 years old. if you stikck your hand down her panties, does it feel like you're feeding a horse? then you know shes hot.

[Aardvark]

What if you've never fed a horse? How do you tell then?

[ShinymetalASS]

Ive fed horses.

I dont see the similari.... oh..... wait....

Thats fucking rank....

What girl can wiggle her lips like that?

;)

[STallingU]

What if you've never fed a horse? How do you tell then?
You have bits of chewed carrot left in you hand.

[STallingU]

Ive fed horses.

I dont see the similari.... oh..... wait....

Thats fucking rank....

What girl can wiggle her lips like that?

;)
A fucken great one.