Who are you not fucking now?

[Asmodeus]

if you were, you wouldn't be here.

[Juice Biscuit]

Half on Sydney, and most of the central coast.

[Moses]

paris hilton.. am I the only one?

[lostreality]

paris hilton.. am I the only one?

your not fucking her now because she is currently fucking some else. there is que.....over............there.

[Moses]

what - that one starting round the corner? damn if I'm waiting that long to join in a gang bang then have my dick fall off..

[kleph]

if you were, you wouldn't be here.

ya mum. but only cause she raised prices again.

[lostreality]

you made me choke on my drink!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kleph again.

[Something Fast]

if you were, you wouldn't be here.
One word for you, my friend. Or a few.
Blowjobs under computer desks.

[lostreality]

Blowjobs under computer desks.


monica lewinsky :aah:

[lectrotext]

Everybody. But as an American, I can tell you who I AM fucking. Iraq, Afganistan, Palestine are my current public bitches. (shoulda seen the dirty sanchez I put on Iraq last night.) I have several other partners who, as an American, I cannot name as my governement is not letting on just who else they're fucking. Damn government. I want to know if I'm fucking France or not!

[kleph]

you made me choke on my drink!

this never happens to his mum.

[Glompbot]

Not fucking anyone.

People fucking suck.

[Asmodeus]

no, people fuck
good ones suck
great ones swallow

:)

look at the bright side, at least its people fucking suck and not people suck at fucking.

[That Bloke]

The whole global population of all known species.

[iaidoka]

Im not fucking kidding

[gwalmachi]

Im not fucking anyone...and its just the way im wanting it atm

[BtrFly]

i am not fucking anyone currently... good way to be... but i see the cavalry on the horizon :p

[StygiaN]

I am fucking (and cutting) myself. LOL

[royale]

Im not fucking anyone right now, but earlier, I wasn't fucking heaps of people :p

[Benwah]

now, but earlier

"So London, here we come eh!"

[and3w]

I'm fucking off, cos I'm a human fuck (CNoddy)

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm not fucking the same people I haven't been fucking for too fucking long.

All I want is a happy fucking birthday.

But since I can post in this thread I guess its going to be a Happy Birthday.

[Hired Goon]

I'm not fucking the same people I haven't been fucking for too fucking long.


You're not fucking... what? ;)

I'm not fucking Jennifer Lopez. Which is a statistical miracle, cos everybody has by the looks of it :D

[StygiaN]

Still no change in my "fucking" status but that's ok. I have the sex drive of a wild boar but but hand/gland co-ordination of, well a top class masturbator. From limp to spray in 47 seconds ;)

I had some luck about two weeks ago

[Hired Goon]

I had some luck about two weeks ago

What was his name? :D BAM! ;)

[BtrFly]

no one... no one but my 9"friend... :p

[StygiaN]

What was his name? :D BAM! ;)

Damn I should have seen that coming. I have been OWNED!

ps. my cock is limp

[Buffy]

Damn I should have seen that coming. I have been OWNED!

ps. my cock is limp
you know what they say, you're only 47 seconds away.... :p

[StygiaN]

*chortle*

These days buff it would be a little bit more. I am not quite the prime wanking machine I used to be at high school, plus I like to take my time and enjoy the moment(s).

[Glompbot]

I actually turned someone down.
this is a new thing for me.

[druckfugged]

i'm pretty sure i've never turned anyone down. I avoid gay bars nowadays consequently.

[Manshoon]

Im still not fucking the same people I havent been fucking for a long time.

I really want to fuck someone....well.....almost anyone would be good......Im not quite that desparate and altho I have been in a drought now for a long time I have knocked it back a couple of times.

[banga]

no one... no one but my 9"friend... :p

ahhhh how sweet btrfly shares her friends ermmm size .... oh "turn bright red"

[ShinymetalASS]

Still no joy. It was a happy birthday but it wasnt a happy fucking birthday.

Hence still not fucking the same people I wasnt fucking before.

Surely Brisvegas aint _that_ smaller town. I had more luck up north. And thats saying something given the very low ratio of normal blokes to inbred fuckface hicks.

I guess no one likes a metal ass eh? "It's chafing my willy" [insert relatively obscure quote here].

[Asmodeus]

they all must be gay, assuredly.

the great asmo predicts things changing*


*safe bet, things always change

[Merudo]

im not fucking shinymetalASS.

i could be wrong though, but i dont think i am.

can you confirm this my dear?

[StygiaN]

I can confirm I am not fucking merudo. I confess a girl I met once thought I was gay and, well we went home one night and while we were doing the business I started calling her Steve, I have never heard any one laugh so hard during sex before in my life, it was quite the turn on. lol.

[TheAwesome]

I can confirm I am not fucking merudo. I confess a girl I met once thought I was gay and, well we went home one night and while we were doing the business I started calling her Steve, I have never heard any one laugh so hard during sex before in my life, it was quite the turn on. lol.
You ROCK!!!

[ShinymetalASS]

im not fucking shinymetalASS.

i could be wrong though, but i dont think i am.

can you confirm this my dear?

Merudo my dear, if you WERE fucking me, you would know about it.

There would be no doubt in your mind.

In fact, it would be the only thing on your mind.

I can confirm that.

:tits:

[sperm]

I'm not fucking with you!! whoever you are. Though fucking (in the non-literal sense) with your mind can still be fun.

For me, its like I'm in solitary confinement away from sex..... at least the rest of you are still on the streets looking for some ! :grr:

[Merudo]

Merudo my dear, if you WERE fucking me, you would know about it.

There would be no doubt in your mind.

In fact, it would be the only thing on your mind.

I can confirm that.

:tits:
you're a little too cocky for your own good :P

[ShinymetalASS]

you're a little too cocky for your own good :P

lamentably yes.

and unfortunately my shinymetalsmartASS intonation doesnt convey well in text.

i'm just bitter cause im not getting any.

hence i would have liked to have confirmed in the affirmative.

:D

[Merudo]

lamentably yes.

and unfortunately my shinymetalsmartASS intonation doesnt convey well in text.

i'm just bitter cause im not getting any.

hence i would have liked to have confirmed in the affirmative.

:D
Methinks you need to ask BtrFly to bring her 9" friend to BrisVegas. :P

[Blink]

Still no joy. It was a happy birthday but it wasnt a happy fucking birthday.

Hence still not fucking the same people I wasnt fucking before.

Surely Brisvegas aint _that_ smaller town. I had more luck up north. And thats saying something given the very low ratio of normal blokes to inbred fuckface hicks.

I guess no one likes a metal ass eh? "It's chafing my willy" [insert relatively obscure quote here].

Brisvegas ain't that bad.

Judging by the Pig'N'Whistle next to Riverside on Tuesday night there was plenty of fucking to be had...at least for all my single friends. The only fucking I had was from the barstaff charging me excessively for alcohol.

[ShinymetalASS]

Methinks you need to ask BtrFly to bring her 9" friend to BrisVegas. :P

I'm surprised that you havent suggested BtrFly pack her handicam as well.

I would have.

[Merudo]

I'm surprised that you havent suggested BtrFly pack her handicam as well.

I would have.
nah, no webcam neccessary.

Just make sure to do it all again next year when I can go up to brisbane too. :P

[Salted_Chipmunk]

no, people fuck
good ones suck
great ones swallow

:)


And show-offs gargle.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

What was his name? :D BAM! ;)

HiredGoon im guessing at :)

Booyah.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Still no joy. It was a happy birthday but it wasnt a happy fucking birthday.

Hence still not fucking the same people I wasnt fucking before.

Surely Brisvegas aint _that_ smaller town. I had more luck up north. And thats saying something given the very low ratio of normal blokes to inbred fuckface hicks.

I guess no one likes a metal ass eh? "It's chafing my willy" [insert relatively obscure quote here].

Hello my dear, let me tell you a little secret about me.

Im hung like a baby.



































15lbs and 12 inches.

[RedMaN]

Methinks you need to ask BtrFly to bring her 9" friend to BrisVegas. :P
Did someone call me? ;)
Bring it awwwwwwwnnnnn :cool:

[LauraleeBug]

if you were, you wouldn't be here.

Not you or you'd know it LOL! :p

:tits:

[Disco Bear]

It would be easier and quicker if I wrote out a list of all the people I wasn't fucking.

[ewe2]

celine dion

[Blue Midget]

I am not fucking Martians. That's just...eww, and impossible.

[AsterisK]

elf_girl :rolleyes:

[Thyrd]

elf_girl :rolleyes:


Get over it you sad cunt. :mad:

[AsterisK]

haha i am over it :P am i not allowed to think shes fucking hot? im sorry i didnt realise u were her father...

[Davo_Dinkum]

haha i am over it :P am i not allowed to think shes fucking hot? im sorry i didnt realise u were her father...

too right.

[Thyrd]

Obviously you aren't over it or that post would never have existed.

[lostreality]

haha i am over it :P am i not allowed to think shes fucking hot? im sorry i didnt realise u were her father...

incest :aah:

[SOC]

AsterisK's teddy bear :(

[AsterisK]

hehe good one :P

[Sagacious]

I am not fucking Kate Beckinsale
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/1/beckinsale.jpg (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/1/beckinsale.jpg)









Oh the injustice of it!

[throb]

ya mum. but only cause she didn't have change for a tenner.

[peto]

Who am I not fucking and flat out refuse to anyway? Anything of the Male persuasion.

Bring on the girls who need a bit.*

*Sorry girls, I only fuck Models. So I guess I wouldn't be fucking any Female who isnt a model either. .oO(Geez that narrows it down a lot)

[Cpt Jellybean]

Any Males, Plants, Animals, Minerals or the crazy girl I was with the other weekend who decieded I would be good to eat. I have bite marks/bruises all over me.

So no one but I'm always looking!

[Sagacious]

I am not fucking Sophie Morceau....Feel my pain!

[Guest.]

Entire world population -1

[Z-Man]

Entire world population -1
I don't think masterbation counts, so would that be Enter World

[Jabro]

im not fucking anyone right now which is to be expected because i just posted it on an internet forum haha

[Davo_Dinkum]

I am not f*cking my girlfriend right now.....Mainly because she is about 2400km away from me....*New Zealand*

[Jabro]

my girlfriend was 15000 kms away for 6 months, i feel your pain!

[Z-Man]

that sucks guys...well at least Rosey Palm is still around

[Jabro]

yeah, comes in hand-y! bah dum chh

[peto]

That hot chick at the Bar at the Kingo in Kingston. Man what I wouldn't give to even be able ask her out on a date :) I bet she gets hit on all the time, so I'll settle for staring in her direction and calling her out to serve me drinks.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

my girlfriend was 15000 kms away for 6 months, i feel your pain!

pain is probably not the only thing youre feeling at the moment.

[excalibur]

I am not fucking Jessica Alba.

This makes me very upset. There is a great injustice being done here.

[sheepy]

I am not fucking the guy I've had a crush on for four years.

[Aardvark]

The corpse of this longdead thread

[Thyrd]

Everybody. You should all be thankful...

[That Bloke]

any/all of something just over 6,000,000,000 people

[oggy]

i`m NOT fucking my missus, we are having a "break", so i fucked this younger chick on the weekend!

[Sutter]

I'm not fucking kidding.

:)

[Thyrd]

Sutter :cry:

[druckfugged]

I am not fucking the guy I've had a crush on for four years.
Have you tried asking him? Or is it more complicated than that, e.g. your best mates boyfriend/husband?
inquiring minds want to know; point being that four years is waaay beyond 'crush' and into 'dangerous obsession' territory.

[ShinymetalASS]

im not fucking impressed

[sheepy]

Have you tried asking him? Or is it more complicated than that, e.g. your best mates boyfriend/husband?
inquiring minds want to know; point being that four years is waaay beyond 'crush' and into 'dangerous obsession' territory.
When I first met him, I thought he was married. Then I started working for the same company and someone said something that made me think he was gay. I assumed he had been married and realized he wasn't into women. Then about four months ago, I said something to his friend about him being gay, and I was told that he was never married, not gay and very much looking for a woman.

A bit too late, though, as another coworker (younger, cuter and into having kids, as he is) made a move. I keep hoping she will move on, as she is 17 years younger than he is and might get bored, but right now she seems positively glowing.

I don't think four years makes it an obsession; I've wanted to fuck George Clooney for much longer than that.