Geeks - this is how to play with women!

[Kas]

Hi Guy's this is a bit long but worth the read. Not to brag but im pretty cunt like with women and with my mate sitting here he could no believe i was saying this to a girl. But let me tell you this shit works!!! To start the story off, me and my mate were "with" these girls the other night, the girls are cousins and I was with her cousin. Josh is my mate. Read on...


<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
heya josh is here
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
he ays hi
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
yo
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hello

You have invited *private* to start sending webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.

<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>


*private* has accepted your invitation to start sending webcam.

<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
oh you dont look happy
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
no summadayz tickets?
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahaha nah i am
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
ye
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
when you moved i though u were gonna show me ya tits
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
hahaha
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahahah dirty
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
what u guys doing?
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
dunno. going to get some food
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
nice 1
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
your cous wants to fuck me hard
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
just got back from work not long ago
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
cant wait
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahaha ye i wanted to talk to u about that
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
what
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
lol
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
dont be stopping me
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hehehe
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
nah man
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
what. your sad coz your missing out ?
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
no
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
hahaha
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
nah sup
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
nothing ill talk to ya about it face to face
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
u gonna be home?
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
oh u gonna give me the old "dont lead her on" talk
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahahha nooooooooooooo
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
what
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
the "she loves you so dont hurt her" talk ?
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
will u stop it already
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
can u tell me what its about
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
my inquisative nature needs to know
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
lol
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
ill tell u another time
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
nah c'mon
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
i know what your face looks like. hey its even on web cam. this is "face to face" in this technological day in age
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahaha
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
beh
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
ok well it musnt be too important
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
omg where we go
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
lol
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
*here
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
just somehting big cous needs to say coz your looking after her.
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
nah just sussing shit out
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>

<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
what u think of her etc etc?
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
i told her on that night not to think its gonna go anywhere but fun.
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
i'm a single guy that will show her alot of fun and respect
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
respect?
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
i'll do my best to be direct and honest with her and not give her any false or misleading feelings
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
mate u dont come on a girls face if u got respect
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>

<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
sorry just my opinion
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
oh shit. ok look i got a bit carried away
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahaha
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
you kow how it is. few beers, scattered.
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
dirty dave comes from somewhere right
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
na she left the convo on the net
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
hahaha
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hahaha all good
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
ye well
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
she told me about this apartment thing awwwwwwwwww..... hahaha
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
how romantic
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
nah its not really.
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
i no im just baggin ya
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
you and josh can come to finish what you started
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hmmm...
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
really?
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
sweet
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
yeap
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
we'll get a 2 bedroom
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
we'll see
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
ok
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
so listen
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
u basically just wanna fuck eva ye?
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
i got to let her know these things
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
let me tell her
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
coz i dont want her thinkin other shit
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
ags, do i look to you like a guy that is ready for a relationship
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
noooo
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
sorry babes, but its just not me atm
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
why u apologizing dude
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
not my problem
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
haha sweet
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
*kiss*

<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
im not the one 'into u'
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
loooool
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
she said u sound really wild
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
loool
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
yeah i am. and thats being modest
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
lol
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
hehehhe
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
well good luck to u two
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
but as i said
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
im supposed to be sussing this out
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
she been talking about ya flat stick
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
doin my head in
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
a bit
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
i'll ring her and chat to her. maybe she was a bit off guts the other night to remember what i said
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
ye ring her tonight or sum shit
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
coz she told me to tell u to ring her
<b><font color=blue>Kas says:</font></b>
ok no probs
<b><font color=purple>*private* says::</font></b>
tonight

[Pirate]

eh?

[Benwah]

eh?
my sentiments exactly, double eh? with extra eh? on top and a light sprinkling of wtf? cooked over a medium, sorry you did why with the where now?

[Aardvark]

If I wanted to spam interweb forums with useless crap, I'd post the script to lord of the rings

[TK-421]

Can I have my 5 minutes back?

[That Bloke]

some crap

So few posts in the time you've been here, you'd want a good 500 more before posting that crap.

[That Bloke]

Can I have my 5 minutes back?

It took you that long to read it?

[hooptieride]

I cbf reading it, but are you trying to tell us your cool because you talk to girls on the internet?

[That Bloke]

I cbf reading it, but are you trying to tell us your cool because you talk to girls on the internet?
What about talking to them in real life?

[Thyrd]

Partially solving this problem would require replacing all the <> with []. But then its still really long. And im an INFP, I dont need to know how to talk to chicks anyway. My sexy brooding personality does the talking for me. I'm actually being stalked by serpent_girl.

[That Bloke]

Partially solving this problem would require replacing all the <> with []. But then its still really long. .

Actually all the colours were right until it was moved from "News awaiting review"(fucked if I know what it was doing there in the first place) but either wayit's utter crap.

[TK-421]

It took you that long to read it?
Well its not like it was an exciting read that had me waiting in suspense for the really important part. I would read part of it, then think "WTF am I doing?" then read some more and stop and think "Who posts shit like this?" followed by "There has to be something better to do". Lukily I found something better to do, my Ford Escort scalectrix car goes fucking good now.

[Thyrd]

Well its not like it was an exciting read that had me waiting in suspense for the really important part.

The butler did it. :p

[StygiaN]

Scalectrix is fucking awesome. AFX is cooler though ;)

[hooptieride]

What about talking to them in real life?
How about I answer your question with another question, how many abadigines do you see male modeling?

[TK-421]

Scalectrix is fucking awesome. AFX is cooler though ;)
AFX is a kids toy.:)

[Feryl]

I'm confused - is this exchange supposed to impress people? :confused:

[StygiaN]

AFX is a kids toy.:)

So is your cock. Hahaha, got you there. One to Dave, naught to TK-421.

Anyway, I agree, I got a scalectrix set and my mate down the road got an AFX (both for the same xmas) when we were little todgers but we got a lot more fun out of his. It was much easier on the AFX plus he had all the cool things, like the digital speed timer and shit. Plus if I remember correctly his went up the wall. WHOAH!

Whoah yeah, up the wall. I bet your scalectrix doesn't do that!

[reykjavik]

Go Back To Russia!

[TK-421]

I'm confused - is this exchange supposed to impress people? :confused:
I was impressed someone would bother posting this shit.

[jambo]

Could someone please paraphrase it for me.

[Thyrd]

FLAME ON! :flame:

[Whiskers]

Kas- You're a tool.

[TK-421]

Could someone please paraphrase it for me.
<B><FONT COLOR=tool>Kas says:</font></B>
Wa Wa Wa, talky talky talky. Im trying to prove that I talk to people of the opposite sex.

[Kas]

perfect, it got a response.

maybe you had to be there....... my bad.

[Tintin]

Yes, perhaps you did need to be there...

[sagit]

Scalectrix is fucking awesome. AFX is cooler though ;)


pffft. Plastic models > Hornby HO gauge trains > *

[108]

Scalextric all the way.

I'm ready for the race to decide the title of "Champion of the Universe"

[FuncowK]

<b><font color=blue>Funcow says:</font></b>
touch my pee pee.

[Juice Biscuit]

So is your cock. Hahaha, got you there. One to Dave, naught to TK-421.

Anyway, I agree, I got a scalectrix set and my mate down the road got an AFX (both for the same xmas) when we were little todgers but we got a lot more fun out of his. It was much easier on the AFX plus he had all the cool things, like the digital speed timer and shit. Plus if I remember correctly his went up the wall. WHOAH!

Whoah yeah, up the wall. I bet your scalectrix doesn't do that!



I believe the term you are looking for is Thunderloop Thriller, AFX Thunderloop Thriller.

[Juice Biscuit]

perfect, it got a response.

maybe you had to be there....... my bad.



Yeah fully sic nigger g, they just arn't on the same level cuz.


I hear your battles bro cause we're both west side.


Werd to your mother yo.

[lectrotext]

Lectroma's Cliff Notes: Geeks - this is how to play with women!
Two lads talking to girl about another girl. No actual instructions on how to play with women. Fin.

[beowulf437]

Ya know I consider myself pretty much a geek, but when I play with women it's much different. Usually I do things like tickle them or stick my hands down their pants or up their shirts. Grabbing their butts or planting my face between their boobies can be fun too. Yep when I play with a woman I like her to be in the room with me.

[Asmodeus]

Quick tag fix attempt

Hi Guy's this is a bit long but worth the read. Not to brag but im pretty cunt like with women and with my mate sitting here he could no believe i was saying this to a girl. But let me tell you this shit works!!! To start the story off, me and my mate were "with" these girls the other night, the girls are cousins and I was with her cousin. Josh is my mate. Read on...


Kas says:
heya josh is here
Kas says:
he ays hi
*private* says::
yo
*private* says::
hello

You have invited *private* to start sending webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.

*private* says::


*private* has accepted your invitation to start sending webcam.

Kas says:
oh you dont look happy
Kas says:
no summadayz tickets?
*private* says::
hahaha nah i am
*private* says::
ye
Kas says:
when you moved i though u were gonna show me ya tits
Kas says:
hahaha
*private* says::
hahahah dirty
*private* says::
what u guys doing?
Kas says:
dunno. going to get some food
*private* says::
nice 1
Kas says:
your cous wants to fuck me hard
*private* says::
just got back from work not long ago
Kas says:
cant wait
*private* says::
hahaha ye i wanted to talk to u about that
Kas says:
what
*private* says::
lol
Kas says:
dont be stopping me
*private* says::
hehehe
*private* says::
nah man
Kas says:
what. your sad coz your missing out ?
*private* says::
no
Kas says:
hahaha
Kas says:
nah sup
*private* says::
nothing ill talk to ya about it face to face
*private* says::
u gonna be home?
Kas says:
oh u gonna give me the old "dont lead her on" talk
*private* says::
hahahha nooooooooooooo
Kas says:
what
Kas says:
the "she loves you so dont hurt her" talk ?
*private* says::
will u stop it already
Kas says:
can u tell me what its about
Kas says:
my inquisative nature needs to know
*private* says::
lol
*private* says::
ill tell u another time
Kas says:
nah c'mon
Kas says:
i know what your face looks like. hey its even on web cam. this is "face to face" in this technological day in age
*private* says::
hahaha
*private* says::
beh
Kas says:
ok well it musnt be too important
*private* says::
omg where we go
*private* says::
lol
*private* says::
*here
Kas says:
just somehting big cous needs to say coz your looking after her.
*private* says::
nah just sussing shit out
*private* says::

*private* says::
what u think of her etc etc?
Kas says:
i told her on that night not to think its gonna go anywhere but fun.
Kas says:
i'm a single guy that will show her alot of fun and respect
*private* says::
respect?
Kas says:
i'll do my best to be direct and honest with her and not give her any false or misleading feelings
*private* says::
mate u dont come on a girls face if u got respect
*private* says::

*private* says::
sorry just my opinion
Kas says:
oh shit. ok look i got a bit carried away
*private* says::
hahaha
Kas says:
you kow how it is. few beers, scattered.
Kas says:
dirty dave comes from somewhere right
*private* says::
na she left the convo on the net
Kas says:
hahaha
*private* says::
hahaha all good
*private* says::
ye well
*private* says::
she told me about this apartment thing awwwwwwwwww..... hahaha
*private* says::
how romantic
Kas says:
nah its not really.
*private* says::
i no im just baggin ya
Kas says:
you and josh can come to finish what you started
*private* says::
hmmm...
*private* says::
really?
Kas says:
sweet
Kas says:
yeap
Kas says:
we'll get a 2 bedroom
*private* says::
we'll see
Kas says:
ok
*private* says::
so listen
*private* says::
u basically just wanna fuck eva ye?
*private* says::
i got to let her know these things
Kas says:
let me tell her
*private* says::
coz i dont want her thinkin other shit
Kas says:
ags, do i look to you like a guy that is ready for a relationship
*private* says::
noooo
Kas says:
sorry babes, but its just not me atm
*private* says::
why u apologizing dude
*private* says::
not my problem
Kas says:
haha sweet
Kas says:
*kiss*

*private* says::
im not the one 'into u'
*private* says::
loooool
*private* says::
she said u sound really wild
*private* says::
loool
Kas says:
yeah i am. and thats being modest
Kas says:
lol
*private* says::
hehehhe
*private* says::
well good luck to u two
*private* says::
but as i said
*private* says::
im supposed to be sussing this out
*private* says::
she been talking about ya flat stick
*private* says::
doin my head in
*private* says::
a bit
Kas says:
i'll ring her and chat to her. maybe she was a bit off guts the other night to remember what i said
*private* says::
ye ring her tonight or sum shit
*private* says::
coz she told me to tell u to ring her
Kas says:
ok no probs
*private* says::
tonight

[TK-421]

wa wa wa
It is easier to read now, but doesn't make it any less shit.

[lectrotext]

All that effort Asmodeus. And for what, I ask? Just so we might figure out who's talking now? I cry for the wasted electrons and bio-electric energy that were sacrificed in your noble attempt at making that conversation legible.

[Asmodeus]

amazing what a cut/paste and replace can do.

[thingy]

After reading it, what you did still stinks of too much effort for too little a reward.

[dwarfthrower]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why five-year-olds shouldn't have internet access.

[Drinking Duck]

me confused even more now.
I think I need to take my yellow pills to understand.

[STallingU]

I fell asleep reading that. So kas your trying to brag about what?
I fail to see anything special about that.

[repeat]

Move along please, nothing to see here.

[BtrFly]

i agree with repeat... not even the edited version could make me read more than 2 lines

[BlueBoy]

I'm sorry, Mr Johnson. We have to put the thread down. There's nothing more we can do.

[StygiaN]

Kill the thread. Close, delete, whatever. I agree with blueboy.

[lowededwookie]

Scalextric all the way.

I'm ready for the race to decide the title of "Champion of the Universe"

I'm waiting for the MotoGP Scalextric set. Yaaaaay bikes that do over 200Mph. Yaaaay to the man who comes off at 200Mph and walks away without a scratch. Those Japanese people are very hardy people. Wish I was Japanese.

[TK-421]

This is how you play with chicks.

[Necron]

This is how you play with chicks.

Crash and burn man. I hope you are the other guy... The one still racing, because you are gonna get laid after winning that one.

BTW what the fuck is this mindless crap?. Get off the PC and go out to meet people, FFS is it that hard to get a root anyway... On the other hand, I do have a girlfriend so it's not like I go out as much to pick up.

[hazza]

wtf...

[badkarate]

OMG!! Can u h3lp me get a g1rlfriend???!!?!?!11!one

[ajca]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why five-year-olds shouldn't have internet access.

I second that

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Hay guys, i talk about secks on the internets.

[TK-421]

Hay guys, i talk about secks on the internets.
But the question is, do you boast about it like you are the only person who has ever done that?

[Aardvark]

Hehe what a boob, owned by the very nerds he sought to own

The lesson here is you are pathetic and worthless, accept it and get on with your life, there is no way to improve your situation

[Salted_Chipmunk]

indeedelidoodily, all the time, sex this and sex that, sex sex sex

[jasebert]

That was comical..... I know how to pick up chicks of the internet now.... maybe one day I can go to some chick in the street saying 'Want to cyber' and she will say '0k'...... And I will be sure to brag about it on this thing called the '1n73rn37'

[Tintin]

Get off the PC and go out to meet people, FFS is it that hard to get a root anyway... Yes, yes it is.

[Colonel Kurtz]

unintelligible bullshit. Clean it up cocksuck

[timace]

Scalectrix is fucking awesome. AFX is cooler though ;)
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StygiaN again.

[Sodapop]

You all suck.

"Give 'er a kiss boy....before you stampede toward the clitorus" - Monty Python. Meaning of Life.

Well. I expect you might correct my spelling anf grammar. WELL? minus my rep too...your just one click from being totaly secure in your beliefs!

[timace]

Omg Yrew Speeld Clitoris Worng!

[Space Cowboy]

I am bored with this thread.

goodbye.

[Sodapop]

I am bored with this thread.

goodbye.It makes me wonder about ya. That avatar...is that you? If so, nice shoot location, and camera! Jeeeeezes. That must be a nice cam, or a good photographer to avoid the white glare off sun and sea.

hmm.

Id rep you but...as a rule i dont rep. So BAH!

[Space Cowboy]

It makes me wonder about ya. That avatar...is that you? If so, nice shoot location, and camera! Jeeeeezes. That must be a nice cam, or a good photographer to avoid the white glare off sun and sea.

hmm.

Id rep you but...as a rule i dont rep. So BAH!
nope, sorry. the avatar is not of my ass, mines a bit more hairy and not as cute.....tis still a fantastic photo though and I am most upset that I no longer have the full sized image, can't find the sucker anywhere.

as for the rep, I don't mind. that's probably a good rule to live by also.