American Goons, I call upon you im my time of need.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Just how far from Vegas is Pennsylvania. I have no fucking idea of where what city/state is in the USA.

As i am coming to Vegas sometime this year i am wishing to go to some persons house and do something to it, i dunno, shit on their lawn, beat the shit out of garden gnomes. Something destructive.

Rough estimation is fine.

[StygiaN]

It's a fucking long way ;)

www.mapquest.com

Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas to College of New Jersey (which is the state next to Pennsylvania).

Total Est. Time: 38 hours, 31 minutes Total Est. Distance: 2505.73 miles

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[stewie]

whos the person u want to do this to?
oh and i dont know how far it is lol!!

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Yeah i figured it out myself. I am now all upset cause im not going to be able to cause them grief. Oh well maybe a parcel of dogshit will have to suffice.

[kleph]

pm asskickergod. he lives in the general vicinity and you prolly wouldnt have to pay him if it was sick enough.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Kleph, have i told you how much that i love you lately :)

[kleph]

you always say that when you are horny.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Yes, but do you have a problem with that????

[StygiaN]

I could do it next time I am in New Jersey, which will most likely be later (mid) this year.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

PM me before you go I'll give you the specifics :)

[King_Crud]

are you going to soak them with a hose or roll them in a carpet and throw them off a bridge?

[asskickergod]

pm asskickergod. he lives in the general vicinity and you prolly wouldnt have to pay him if it was sick enough.

I'm probably the guy he's talking about.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

:)

Unfortunately not AKG, you provide teh funnay so your off the hook.

[ajca]

I hope your not planning to drive that far
w/ gas proces and boredomlevels as they are today

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Hell no, not 3000-odd miles. Though i have found one of the customers that annoy me that lives around 500 miles from where i will be. And i am budgeting to hire a Viper out. So i may just get to annoy one of them after all :)

It will all be filmed and pictured for your amusement.

[badkarate]

That 500 mile drive could be worth it.

[ajca]

depends whats at your destination

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Oh, its going to be worth it if can get around to doing it.