Sleep with an American

[johny_roberts]

Limited time engagement offer. First come first serve, though I am willing to go through test cycles if it is necessary. Believe me I don’t want to do this but it is my duty.

Rules:
Send pick of you and keg *you do not have to be in picture but must verify keg is true*
Send pick of financial statement *I don’t come cheep*
Send picks of friends *females of course hate to shop*

Note: If you don't shave the pits need not apply :p



Other than that Happy New Year :jizz:

pss: was going to post this in the General forum but hey this forum needed some loving lol

I love that monkey

[angel_b]

I already sleep with an american, but thanks for the tempting offer :D

[reykjavik]

May I make an offer of four goats and a textile factory as a compromise?

[Jabro]

sleep with me instead, im australian! as such i can make love very satisfactorily while holding a beer and cooking up a damn good Barbeque for when we're done, anyone interested?

[Jabro]

i also have a pet kangaroo that can join in if you're interested in that sort of thing, not that it would make you seem weird or anythin...

[Seeker]

Now thats what I call a thread killer.....

[johny_roberts]

i also have a pet kangaroo that can join in if you're interested in that sort of thing, not that it would make you seem weird or anythin...

I heard Kangaroos are better in bed than Australian men anyways :D :jizz:

[Seeker]

Koalas are better.....easier to catch.

[mªrty]

i'm american...and in wollongong. and FREE! i know that means a lot to you uni students (because i am one). :)

EDIT: but seriously, if in wollongong, PM me. would like to meet more people at uni :p

[Snapple]

I would but I am saving myself for a Canadian. :mdr: :liar:

[King_Crud]

You don't want to sleep with Johny Roberts, you never know what his dick's been in

[GutterClown]

yay for thread bumping.

topic died. for a reason.

[Boobmeister]

Scarier thing is Crud .. most of us could have a good guess !!!!!

[Snapple]

Does it have 4 legs

[loko123]

i would like to but i am saving for a british

[metalhed00]

do you dp?

[Afta Image]

Koalas are better.....easier to catch.

And they scratch too ;)

[johny_roberts]

You don't want to sleep with Johny Roberts, you never know what his dick's been in

I thought that was just our little secret....:buggery:

[King_Crud]

Does it have 4 legs
animals, vegetable or mineral

[Munchkin]

When johny_roberts says he likes the feel of wool on his skin .... :barf:

[Snapple]

hahaha or that his dog is his best friend :)

[GutterClown]

When johny_roberts says he likes the feel of wool on his skin .... :barf:
http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/9366/50rl.gif

[Seeker]

I thought that was just our little secret....:buggery:

I never knew 100+ gay men could keep a secret.

[GutterClown]

Sleep with an American.

Wake up dead.

[~vjay~]

I thought that was just our little secret....:buggery:

You mistook me for a man that night?


I feel so insulted.

[Sbutter]

That could be taken as a compliment too.

[Lord Shaper]

When johny_roberts says he likes the feel of wool on his skin .... :barf:

I heard you take them to the edge of a cliff so they push back better...

[~vjay~]

http://i2.tinypic.com/x3bf2d.jpg

SO this pic J_R sent to me is conclusive proof that yes, Johny loves the sheep?

And he told me it was a one off too.:shrug:

[INSAN3]

I'll let this picture speak for me:
http://insan3.org/media/BUILD_COMPUTER.jpg

[Asmodeus]

http://i2.tinypic.com/x3bf2d.jpg

SO this pic J_R sent to me is conclusive proof that yes, Johny loves the sheep?

And he told me it was a one off too.:shrug:

i just thought that was vjay before her monthly back shaving.

[Snapple]

I wish to apply for the position, I go off like a rattle snake in the sack, I have heaps of money and my mates are hot, I am a perfect applicant. :)

damn might be too late limited time offer, was that to the first 50 customers only.

[INSAN3]

I think it was more first cum first served...
Johny_roberts has already been served so I guess its too late for you Snapple.

Mind you don't let that stop you posting pix of your 'hot mates', maybe there's a seccond prize?

[ShinymetalASS]

The only excuse for this would be acute narcalepsy.

[and3w]

i would like to but i am saving for a british

Fucking YAY..:feedback: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :laughing:

Fearful edit: sorry snapple ..eek

[~vjay~]

I want to sleep with an american, it just isn't johny_roberts. :p

[Chocoholic]

vjay i love your avatar....