Stories of New Year Debauchery

[Feryl]

OK, fess up! Tell us what you did!

I'll start.

My friend Mel arrived from London at 7.40pm, and we headed pretty much straight down to the harbour because I wasn't going to let her get away with not seeing the fireworks. It was crazy down there, but we managed to see them, and then the crowd began to disperse so we were finally able to get into a bar.

Given our history, it didn't surprise me overmuch that within 12 hours of her landing I'd been to the tackiest, seediest bar in my suburb (which I've never been to before), drunk a bottle of champagne (after several cowboys and Bacardi & cokes, mind you), and thrown up twice. It did surprise me a little, however, to find a 6'6" Irishman in my bed when I awoke. :aah: Damn! How did that get there? Pyjamas were still in place so I'm reasonably sure I didn't shag him... and he was far from ugly so it was quite a nice way to start the New Year - very good for the ego. :banana:

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY! :D

[StygiaN]

That story was pretty boring until you said you woke up with an Irishman. lol ;)

[SamBo]

My car got Christened ;)

[Thyrd]

Got a tattoo.

[Aardvark]

No, it's been christened for a month, dude. You really have to remember to lock the doors.

Also, I pissed in your petrol tank to confirm it

[thingy]

I christened the petrol tank 2 months ago.

[StygiaN]

I got called an asshole last night and I feel awful for what I did. When I drink I become such a man-tart :( or ;)

[Blunt]

I get called an asshole everyday. You are nothing special. Go home, lightweight.

[Feryl]

I just remembered we got told off by the security guard in my building twice. Once for attempting to enter the pool area in the wee small hours, and once for making too much noise on the balcony and disturbing the neighbours.

Hee hee hee

[Feryl]

I got called an asshole last night and I feel awful for what I did. When I drink I become such a man-tart :( or ;)
Tell! Tell! What did you do, you man tart?

[Willcow]

5am I found a sadish looking girl playing pokies by herself. Good looking though. Half an hour later I left with her number :)

[StygiaN]

I get called an asshole everyday. You are nothing special. Go home, lightweight.

Yeah but I don't.

Umm I kissed a lesbian last night, and another girl, and some other stuff happened. Then there was arguements.

I know it doesn't seem bad but there is more too it and I don't feel much like typing it all up now.

[SmaSheD_CoW]

I stayed at home, watched a movie, and fell asleep, then woke up at midnight because my dogs were barking at the fireworks. I Swore at them a bit, then went back to sleep. It was a pretty crazy night!

[annie]

i went to a pub/club, we didn't get let in because they lost our booking, and then because one of our friends wasn't dressed in 'street' clothes... eventually we all got pissed, and a beautiful arguement ensued between a friend of mine, and the person i despise about all else... the bitch ran off crying (as usual), and then her bf came up and yelled at me because i was doing my darnedest to ignore her the entire night.. for some reason he had a problem with that :confused:
midnight rolled around, got kissed by about 3 or 4 random girls, was very happy with myself, got propositioned by one of my close friends, was happy for that to, but turned her down (she would have seriously regretted it when she was sober)... that's about it. ]

not fascinating, but still good for me :p

[BtrFly]

got pissed... didnt christen anything last night... my brothers car will never be the same though :p sorry Paul.... but that was a while ago!

it was a good night.... i still feel moderately fuzzy

[excalibur]

It was a big night in for Me, astro and RaZ, we demolished a case of Wild turkey and coke, smoked cigars at midnight, and played Planetside. Headbanging and Metal where also in abundance.

Nothing was christened, but much fun was had.

[StygiaN]

Metal, Fuckyeagh!!!

[BlueBoy]

I sang bad karaoke at the top of my voice while a French Maid rubbed herself against me. That much I remember.

[That Bloke]

My debauchery came not lastnight as it wasn't possible in my town with 2am curfews & the pubs being more boring than any other weekend, last Thursday(ie: 9 days ago) however I don't remember how I got home after 18 Rum & cokes & 7 Zambuccas.

[FuncowK]

I ate a poisen hot dog at Darling Harbour, spewed up in front of a crowd, then sat in the gutter having chest pains and thinking I was going to die.

Could've been worse, I guess.

[Thyrd]

oooo, I also saw an unconscious guy with blood gushing from his head. No-one was helping him and there were 10 cops (2 mounted) just standing around him talking to each other while this guy lay there....possibly dead.

[That Bloke]

oooo, I also saw an unconscious guy with blood gushing from his head. No-one was helping him and there were 10 cops (2 mounted) just standing around him talking to each other while this guy lay there....possibly dead.

I saw a few fight(mostly cat fight, the most vicious ones).

[angel_b]

Stayed in and got mightily pissed on margaritas - was embroiled in a vicious argument with my hubby which spilled into new year's day.

Totally sucked. :(

[russ9000]

As I have just moved into a very new subburb (All the houses in our street are less than 6 months old) We had a street party. It was a great night we all brought out our BBQ's into the steet took out chairs and tables and proceeded to meet the neighbours and get very drunk.

A great night and didnt have to stagger far to get home only up my driveway... :D

[Cassa]

My debauchery came not lastnight as it wasn't possible in my town with 2am curfews & the pubs being more boring than any other weekend, last Thursday(ie: 9 days ago) however I don't remember how I got home after 18 Rum & cokes & 7 Zambuccas.

Forget getting home, how the fuck are you still alive?

I don't even remember how much I drank on NYE, but we had a rocktacular party. We had a 'rave room' set up in the lounge area of our house with two sets of traffic lights (real ones) set up with beat triggering and various little spot/strobe lights. And very loud sound. Pictured are me and some of my friends dancing like idiots. I'm not sure why it looks so bright, it was dark and technicolour in the room

[That Bloke]

Forget getting home, how the fuck are you still alive?

Not sure, I was still together most the night but it must have hit me all at once because there's a point from which I remember nothing, I had spent $125 on drinks(all $5) plus there was rounds of shots others had bought me, I know I musn't have gotten a taxi home because the next day I still had the same $75 left over that I had counted after the last drink I bought, I drank that, had half a glass of water & then suddenly I was waking up at 5:25am(Einsturzende Neubauten was blaring on my stereo, I had forgot to turn my alarm off before leaving) on the porch of my house in a puddle of my own vomit, I had thought I had lost my house keys(found them some 18hours later in my wallet, I don't usually put them there) so I got in through the window of my brother's room, cleaned myself up(was together enough to shower) & went to bed, didn't surface again until after 4pm.

[Glompbot]

I was home alone, I watched shrek 2, I got drunk on vanilla vodka and diet coke... and cried several times.

yeah.

I get called an asshole everyday. You are nothing special. Go home, lightweight.

Also, thanks for reminding me asshole.... I almost forgot todays daily abuse.

[Buffy]

We had a small gathering on our roof for the midnight fireworks as we have views of the anzac bridge, harbour bridge and straight down the harbour, which heaps of our neighbours complimented by letting off their own, norti norti :p
Drinks, pills and powders were the order of the day, and we had a strange mix of people, but everyone got on heaps well, we all stayed up listening to different music that people had bought and talked well past sun up. :cool:

[pliskin]

after a realtively mild night at home, read buffys post above, i went and had a very large day at field-day, in the domain . 1 of the girls i work with, managed to get herslef smeared with some1 elses shit. dont ask me how, she just did. it was on the front of her skirt and her legs. she had to get home in a cab, not even sure how she got in the cab without the driver noticing. she was not very happy.
the portable toilets at concerts are only ever to be used for shagging strangers and the taking of highly questionable recreational drugs. definately not for going to the toilet

[jefah]

I went out to a club until I realised that the drugs were never going to kick in. So I moved on to a friends house and sank a bottle of vodka while watching every episode of Firefly.

[banga]

if the chick in green is you cassa you have enourmous jubblies :)

[annie]

they may be enormous, but big boobs are a curse, not a gift :( but cassa would know more about it.

[druckfugged]

A lot of my evening is a blank. I've only just had the courage to ask the host for details. Apparently at some point I dived across a table and rugby tackled a mate of mine.I hate it when i'm the party idiot, although apparently I wasn't alone. We were all drinking homemade chilli vodka and tabasco shooters, you see...

[StygiaN]

Sounds like a fucking sweet NYE kleph. Did you take your Camera? :)

they may be enormous, but big boobs are a curse, not a gift :( but cassa would know more about it.

That is why I love a girl in a sports bra. Gym, here I come!

[Glompbot]

i'm not sure I understand why you love girls in sports bras... they're so... UGLY.

[StygiaN]

No way at all. I'd prefer to see a girl in a sports bra than in some fancy lingerie. They just hold everything so nicely in place and it goes well with my fantasy of fucking a girl at the gym.

Guys in sports bra's, not cool.

[Sutter]

Guys in sports bra's, not cool.
*sob* But why???

I drank untill I was under the table, two more drinks and I was under the host. Which was nice. ;)

[Bifrost]

Guys in sports bra's, not cool.Too true, but guys in sexy lingerie bras are way cool. Just ask me, I'll tell you.

Anyway...Um...Went to my sister's house which has harbour bridge views and had drinks and pizza with my Sister, Brother, their partners and kids, but my GF stayed at home because she had a nasty cold...Drank a few beers...My GF felt better and came over...We watched the 21:00 fireworks (well they did, I think fireworks are craptacular), we played with my nephews and they worked themselves into an over-tired frenzy...My GF started declining in health around 22:30, so we went home and sat on the couch under a granny blanket watching Moulin Rouge, eating Tim Tams and drinking tea...I fell asleep...My GF woke me up and said she was going to bed...I called my Mum and Dad at 12:05 to wish them a merry New Year, then went to sleep myself.

It was a fun evening considering the whole illness thing. Not surprisingly though, New Year's 2003/2004 (singing eighties pop tunes in a big group of drunken party people 'til dawn) was more fun...

[Eds]

My debaucherous act for New Year's Eve?

Playing ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED music off my iPod in between sets at my BOURBON CAN and BARBEQUE gig at the Wagga Wagga Boat Club.

Oh yeah, I'm out there.

[Cassa]

I like wearing green it brings out the colour in my eyes.

And yes banga I was already well aware of that fact, thankyou.

We had ANOTHER party last night, this one lasting until 6am. I don't think my liver can take much more.

[King_Crud]

i was at my desk at work. We had free beer all night (Nastro Azzuro, Steinlager & Pilsner Urquell, all good ones). I went to pop out to a Martin Place located drinking hole for midnight but they were all charging $20 to get in. Went back to work until 2am then went to Trumps Tavern on King St until 6am. Not the most exciting NYE but i tend to find them overated

[StygiaN]

Kleph is right, the liver will survive, the fun times won't. Make the most of it ;)

[Guest.]

I sat on my balcony happily reading and drinking. Then the pages started to get a bit blurred so I stopped the reading but carried on drinking.

I shall remember the night for it being the first time I have spent NYE alone in a long time and the invention of CHAMQUILA! That is, the adding of one shot of tequila to every glass of champagne. Tastes truly awfull; but has quite an effect. Especially for an inexperienced Champagne quoffer.

[annie]

the liver is evil, it must be punished... so in other words, you're safe cassa :D

[Movius]

I sat around in various dark corners in Cassa & Dumhed's house and its surrounds, doing the following things; staring into space, saying very little, only occasionally speaking to make an obscure rant or complain about the lack of Pig Destroyer in the musical playlist, and generally making the other partygoers think that i am quite strange.

It was quite fun.

[Cassa]

Hey our resident Dillinger Escape Plan fan thought you were cool.

I must give my liver some recovery time in the next couple of weeks, for then I have as follows: Stinko Shitfaced party on the 21st, friend's birthday at a karaoke bar on the 25th, Big Day Out on the 26th and BlueBoy visiting Sydney on 28th-30th :spew:

[Movius]

Hey our resident Dillinger Escape Plan fan thought you were cool.Ah yes, a man of superior taste and intellect.

[BtrFly]

ha that sounds like its good fun cassa!

i havent been stinkin drunk since last week with my family... too much tequila... hang on that reminds me i had better buy another bottle!!!
:D

[Merudo]

My car got Christened ;)
so did mine, in a bad way, when it was smashed up by people pelting it with stuff, and when i almost got dragged out of my car and bashed...


happy new year indeed, i spent it making a statement at the local police station and explaining what happened

[SamBo]

so did mine, in a bad way, when it was smashed up by people pelting it with stuff, and when i almost got dragged out of my car and bashed...


happy new year indeed, i spent it making a statement at the local police station and explaining what happened
woah! that's awful dude!
I hope both you and the car are ok!! shit... why do dickheads do things like that to other people? I just dont get the mentality of some people... i mean, do they think that attacking others will make themselves look better???

[hazza]

cos its funny

[dozer]

cos you drive a cressida

[Merudo]

yeah hazza, look, i'm laughing my fucking ass off.


wht do you drive dozer?

[dozer]

aston martin db9 old chap, tallyho!

[lostreality]

i played poker with my feeeoncey and some mates from 7pm to 3am playing poker, drinking beer (wine for lady) and eating pizza.

all in all a very good night.

[johny_roberts]

Some damm good stories now I shall add mine.

First New Years without the lady so decided to hit the big city of SF. None of my friends wanted to go so I said "fine I shall hang out alone." Got to the city started drinking quite a bit and decided to go for a walk. Picked up a 24 ounce cheap american beer *yes budweiser* and started looking at the town.

Found a place that offers more than massages or so I heard so I said fuck it and went in. Dammm got a fine ass girl that rocked my world for a while *and my wallet*

Left the place almost got mugged by three people *one put there hand in my pocket to which I smacked the person across the face bad thing about it was that it was a chick which pissed the guys off more* I verbally assalted them and said bring it on to which they left.

After that it was partying at a bar with a bunch of strangers and having the time of my life.

Total price apon waking up the next day: ummmmm over 300 bucks

Had the time of my life though but broke for a while.........

[abelgold]

I went camping over the NYE period with a few friends (which happened to include a girl I've fancied for quite a while). A few hours before the 12am pash-o-rama-fest I found myself alone with my gorgeous friend and a good snogging was had. Kisses and cuddles occurred a few more times in the night :D
/me was one very happy chappy.

Also managed to consume quite a few beers /wines that night and ended up ringing friends in Sydney and leaving overly affectionate 'Happy New Year.. you're a good friend I love you' messages.

*sigh*.. I'd live that night over and over again.

[HAL]

Drank a bottle-o-rum and went to a party which was 95% full of people I hadn't seen in 2-3 years. Got super duper bent and went to bed at 3am. Arose from my slumber at 6am to be greeted by solid 5 foot super clean barrels, supurb way to start the year... once the hang over subsided I actually made a few.

[piggle]

i went to a rsl club and managed to get into the area that im not aloud to go to because im too young to drink..i just walked in with my parents and sat in there with police and security guards walking past me..:D

[Blink]

Fairly boring NYE for me. We have just moved into our first house, and had a few friends over for dinner, followed by drinking games, followed by games of poker. Last thing I remember was setting up a movie at around 11pm on the plasma, then waking up to the credits at 1am and wishing everyone a happy new year, then going off to bed.

Pretty much all of my NYE's have been cursed since that time up in Rocky I went to a club my mate worked at...got free drinks, won the limbo competition, used my newly won fame as limbo champion to snog various fine ladies and went home at 5am...

[ShinymetalASS]

I played LOTR Risk until 6am. I was the black army marching across from the brown lands, destroying elves and orcs alike.... I had a great and victorious evening

[SamBo]

I sat around in various dark corners in Cassa & Dumhed's house and its surrounds, doing the following things; staring into space, saying very little, only occasionally speaking to make an obscure rant or complain about the lack of Pig Destroyer in the musical playlist, and generally making the other partygoers think that i am quite strange.

It was quite fun.
you are strange!!! But was good to see you again :) (i think :p )

[t101]

I started playing Metroid Prime 2 at around 7:30. After a while I looked up, realised it was 1:30 and went to bed.

Yes, I am a party animal.

[polite]

I stayed sober all night and had an amazing amount of fun watching all the pissed idiots drooling and groping each other. My only slight embarrassment was thinking I used to look as ridiculous as that.
Why do people kiss & hug and talk to people they don't know on only one night of the year and not even make eye contact for the other 364.?It's all a load of bollocks.
Happy January the 6th.

[HAL]

I stayed sober all night and had an amazing amount of fun watching all the pissed idiots drooling and groping each other. My only slight embarrassment was thinking I used to look as ridiculous as that.
Why do people kiss & hug and talk to people they don't know on only one night of the year and not even make eye contact for the other 364.?It's all a load of bollocks.
Happy January the 6th.
Why because everyone drowns themselves in soma and the world parties as one! derrrrrr...........

[polite]

Why because everyone drowns themselves in soma and the world parties as one! derrrrrr...........

Epsilons aren't meant to be bright. ;)

[Nalixor]

I played World of Warcraft all night long. Didnt drink because doctors told me not to, seeing as I had to get my stomach pumped because of alcohol poisoning a few nights before NYE. So yeah.

[Buffy]

I played LOTR Risk until 6am. I was the black army marching across from the brown lands, destroying elves and orcs alike.... I had a great and victorious evening
haha, I got this for christmas and I have yet to play it, it seems terribly complicated! This might push me along though, sounds :cool:

[reykjavik]

I can't rememeber december 31st 2004.

[sciwra]

I started playing Metroid Prime 2 at around 7:30. After a while I looked up, realised it was 1:30 and went to bed.

Yes, I am a party animal.

Well I didn't do that for new year but I have been playing Metroid Prime 2 after work lately. Damn it's eating into my time, 1 took me awhile and this whole dark/light thing is even worse!

[That Bloke]

My debauchery came not lastnight as it wasn't possible in my town with 2am curfews & the pubs being more boring than any other weekend, last Thursday(ie: 9 days ago) however I don't remember how I got home after 18 Rum & cokes & 7 Zambuccas.

Update, apparently(so I'm told) it was actually 9 Zambuccas I had(& I was still being served too) although the last place I remember being was the Ox I was apparently at the Eddy after that(went there to use the toilet) & had ended up locking myself in the stall, I apparently did get a taxi home(& managed not to spew in it) & the taxi driver already knew where I lived(a person I was out with was in the cab, the cabby asked them where they lived, I'm told the cabby then said "don't worry, I know where he lives" in reference to me).

[sharpie]

& the taxi driver already knew where I lived.
yeah... i;m guessing he said "Which dorm" and you muttered the one of your current residence
person pissed completly out of skull in bathurst... 90% chance their a uni student of some degree

[That Bloke]

yeah... i;m guessing he said "Which dorm" and you muttered the one of your current residence

Actually I live in a house, the same one for 26 years(except 1997-1998), I don't get taxis very often(hence I'm unsure why the driver new where I lived), for the record the taxi driver was female(so I'm told)

[sharpie]

well... shit that stuffed me

possible answers
1. too few taxi drivers.. even those occasional rides are enough to remember
2. you go out on the town more often than you know and the same one keeps bringing you home

isnt alcohol induced memory loss a great thing :D

[King_Crud]

did you fuck her up the date?

[That Bloke]

Almost that time again

[munganah]

Got pissed(why do stories always start like that?). Picked up my mate and gave him a whizzy(remember when you were a kid and someone would hold your hands and you run around in a circle then jump and they continue to run in a cirlce and it feels like you are flying,w00t). He decided to return the favour, unfortunately he is pretty short(I'm 6 foot), loses his balance and slams my shin on a bumper bar of a nearby car. I whinge about it all night but dont have the presence of mind to consult a doctor(boozes fault).
Every one passes out, I continue to drink until I pass out around 6am when I too pass out.Only to wake up about 90 minutes later with the biggest pain in my leg I have ever experienced(I thought the fucker was broken for sure.)


Hospital trip.
Prognosis-burst blood vessel between the two bones, putting emmense pressure on both bones.
Remedy-nothing, suck shit to me(2 months unable to walk), 3 months off work, new bone growth on shin and a bruise that has never healed.:clap:


This incident happened 6 years ago this new years.

[oggy]

Hospital trip.
Prognosis-burst blood vessel between the two bones, putting emmense pressure on both bones.
Remedy-nothing, suck shit to me(2 months unable to walk), 3 months off work, new bone growth on shin and a bruise that has never healed.:clap:


This incident happened 6 years ago this new years.

i can confirm this story, ya` turned up at my place on new years day, on crutches!

ROFLMAO

Sucked in dickhead!

[oggy]

NYE was spent in Byron Bay, mad town full of schoolies and backpackers wanting to get pissed and root anything that breathes, I was all outta breath that night cause i had to fuckin work, and no one was allowed to drink on the job cause i got all the staff completely shitfaced on X-Mas eve, this year there will be no work responsibilities!