View Full Version : I would do anything for love...
StygiaN
01-01-2005, 07:24 PM
...but I won't do that.
Sorry if this question has been asked already but I am interested in what Mr Meatloaf was talking about. He won't do that, what is that? I fear it's probably some sort of comitment thing but it could be something wierd.
Any idea what he is talking about?
annie
01-01-2005, 07:36 PM
anal sex
StygiaN
01-01-2005, 07:38 PM
I know for a fact he would do that. Sorry annie.
annie
01-01-2005, 07:39 PM
it was just a guess :(
I would do anything for love but I won't cheat on my women for love with another...? Eh, I dunno, good question.
TK-421
01-01-2005, 07:41 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Ask Goatboy thread?
As Hal suggested it's got to do with screwing around, I've include the lyrics to back up my theory and cause I've got nothing better to do :D
Meatloaf "I'd Do Anything For Love"
And I would do anything for love,
I'd run right into hell and back,
I would do anything for love,
I'll never lie to you and thats a fact.
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
- Oh no - no way - I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that, anything for love,
I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
Some days it dont come easy,
Some days it dont come hard
Some days it dont come at all,
And these are the days that never end.
Some nights you breath fire,
Some nights your carved in ice,
Some nights your like nothing I've ever seen before, Or will again.
Maybe Im crazy, But it's crazy and it's true,
I know you can save me, No one else can save me now but you.
As long as the planets are turning,
As long as the stars are burning,
As long as your dreams are coming true - You better believe it! -
That I would do anything for love,
And I'll be there until the final act -
I would do anything for love!
And I'll take a Vow and Seal a pact -
But I'll never forgive myself if we dont go all the way - Tonight -
I would do anything for love!
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that...
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of,
But I just wont do that...
Some days I pray for Silence,
Some days I pray for Soul,
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N' Roll.
Some nights I lose the feeling,
Some nights I lose control,
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls.
Maybe I'm lonely, And thats all I'm qualified to be,
There's just one and only, The one and only promise I can keep.
As long as the wheels are turning,
As long as the fires are burning,
As long as your prayers are coming true - You better believe it - !
That I would do anything for love!
And you know it's true and thats a fact,
I would do anything for love!
And there'll never be no turning back -
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you,
So long - So long - I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that!
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of,
But I just wont do that...
But I'll never stop dreaming of you
Everynight of my life - No Way -
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that!
Girl : Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you help get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it a little less cold?
Boy : I can do that!
I can do that!
Girl : Will you hold me sacred?
will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it a little less old?
Boy : I can do that!
I can do that!
Girl : Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build an Emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something that I can take home?
Boy : I can do that!
I can do that!
Girl : Will you cater to every fantasy that I've got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water - if I get too hot - ?
Will you take me to places that I've never known?
Boy : I can do that!
I can do that!
Girl : After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude, And a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
Boy : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Girl : I know the territory - I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be screwing around.
Boy : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anything for love, I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
Pagey
01-01-2005, 08:51 PM
I would say anal too
That Bloke
01-01-2005, 09:12 PM
Knowing him the "That" was probably commitment.
druckfugged
01-01-2005, 09:24 PM
he won't go down on her, i reckon.
Benwah
01-01-2005, 10:18 PM
Easy, he won't Lie to her for love, (all together now "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr")
Quite sweet for a scary looking fat man with a serious problem in the hair department...
Evil Dan
01-01-2005, 10:21 PM
Easier, he won't write a commercially unacceptable song that expresses genuine feelings rather than a load of semi-sentimental feel-good tripe
Benwah
01-01-2005, 10:22 PM
yeah, on second thoughts, what Evil Dan said ^
I would have said taking it up the ass
but i think lying to her maybe?
i reckon he's talking about shaving his balls
Easy, he won't Lie to her for love, (all together now "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr")
sorry, i'm not a pirate so i didn't get the joke :confused:
Afro88
01-01-2005, 11:53 PM
nah he's talking about sex before marriage
i reckon he's talking about shaving his balls
Yeah, i think your right, and if your not right, I think you should be.... man they fuckin itch
look guys i have a meatloaf expert behind me, he has a dvd of storytellers... this question was asked... so i am going to quote the dude behind me, personnally i don't care about an old fat dude who can't dress himself...
" IT can mean anything you want at the time" - he implies that heavily on the dvd and his example was i was in the spiceworld movie was going to go on thier bus and fix a toilet. and he says he will do anything for love but he won't do that."
thats what he has said- he will watch dvd for confirmation.
jacoby
02-01-2005, 11:59 AM
look guys i have a meatloaf expert behind me, he has a dvd of storytellers... this question was asked... so i am going to quote the dude behind me, personnally i don't care about an old fat dude who can't dress himself...
" IT can mean anything you want at the time" - he implies that heavily on the dvd and his example was i was in the spiceworld movie was going to go on thier bus and fix a toilet. and he says he will do anything for love but he won't do that."
thats what he has said- he will watch dvd for confirmation.
Nah - I think he's talking about washing his cock.....or maybe scat.......or MAYBE washing his cock after scat :jizz:
Sodapop
02-01-2005, 01:22 PM
FOOLS!
'tis but a metaphor that he uses. He is aually reffering to gratuitous missspeling in posts on furums.
...and as for the anal theory, who the fuck doesnt?? Im doing it now listening to Pig Destroyer.
SamBo
02-01-2005, 07:30 PM
I always thought meatloaf was saying "I would do anything for lunch".... the man looks like he could go for a good meal!....
:p
StygiaN
02-01-2005, 07:40 PM
I think it's probably something to do with dieting, giggle sambo.
I'de do anything for a sensible conversation
Wolfette13
03-01-2005, 05:46 AM
I'm thinking you are on the wrong site for sensible. Oh well, one can dream I guess.
King_Crud
04-01-2005, 01:29 AM
i thought he wouldn't insert things into his urethera
timace
04-01-2005, 01:46 AM
maybe he would... i'm still hoping not
BtrFly
04-01-2005, 10:46 AM
give up his beer/friends/sanity?
seems pretty logical to me...
LauraleeBug
05-01-2005, 05:34 PM
eatloaf "I'd Do Anything For Love"
And I would do anything for love,
I'd run right into hell and back,
I would do anything for love,
I'll never lie to you and thats a fact. <--- That's what he won't do ...
Even if they part, he won't lie about how he feels *tonight*...
Girl : After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude, And a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
Boy : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Girl : I know the territory - I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be screwing around.
Boy : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anything for love, I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
I can relate - I wouldn't either... Lying is pure betrayal.
My 2 cents... :shrugs:
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