What provides you with sexual gratification?

[Pirate]

Old poll from years ago

[t101]

Damn. Way to make a depressing poll Pirate!

:D

[TK-421]

There needs to be a computer/hand combination.

[SamBo]

this needs to be a multi-option poll. We're sick fucks here, the option to only pick one thing just isn't accurate for us! :D

[Aardvark]

Where's the ropes, whips, leather masks, gags, nipple clamps, needles, branding iron, rack, noose and random chick picked up off the side of the road option?

Not that I'd be picking that one. I take sound proofed rooms over gags any day of the week

[rin]

hmmm... 4 options i wanna choose... but no 1 is my bloke! :D

[TK-421]

hmmm... 4 options i wanna choose... but no 1 is my bloke! :D
I think you need one of these (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=23814) too.

[STallingU]

There is only one option there i wouldn't pick

[TK-421]

There is only one option there i wouldn't pick
Good, I didn't want you fucking my grandmother anyway!

[STallingU]

Good, I didn't want you fucking my grandmother anyway!
Doesnt mean she doesnt provide me with sexual gratification.

[TK-421]

Doesnt mean she doesnt provide me with sexual gratification.
Sorta like throwing a sausage down a hallway huh? :jizz:

[jefah]

cry now

[STallingU]

Sorta like throwing a sausage down a hallway huh? :jizz:
More like a cocktail frankfurt into the grand canyon.

[Aardvark]

More like your patheticly small wang into your mum's gaping cunt

[STallingU]

Which Wang did she use? Just need to know which one to clean.
http://home.planet.nl/~janvdv/images/overview2.jpg

[locust]

I say the bible, but only for the raunchy bits (incest, gang rape, all good according to the Good Book..)

[sperm]

There just is never enuff sexual gratificiation !! :cry:

If I had to pick an option (and I wont) it could be 'hand', but thats more of pressure relief action than gratificiation :(

ok now im depressed ......

[ElevatorShoes]

Retrievers can be better than beavers.

[useless_kraap]

good ol' wristina

[timace]

my woman, but not enough. seeing her once a week (if that) sucks.

[StudMuffin]

where is the turtles option??

at the zoo today and saw two turtles at it. this little kid ran up to his mum and said "mummy i've just seen the funniest turtle"

that was hillarious

[beachcomber]

You see...you need the electrical outlet to power the vibrator...to pulsate the clitoris...to bring the woman to climax...to turn me on. So if I just skip a few steps, it is really the outlet that causes the gratification. I probably couldn't get the girl anyway cuz I'm really a geek unlike the rest of you pretenders.

[beowulf437]

He didn't include the choice of all of the above simultaniously.

[arelius19]

what if its a combination?

[LauraleeBug]

Old poll from years ago

Android & I thought it was a spindle of pr0n, WD40 and a pair of gloves; but you know how these stories change over the years... :ha:

[RedMaN]

Which Wang did she use? Just need to know which one to clean.
http://home.planet.nl/~janvdv/images/overview2.jpg
Got wang?

[Broken]

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

[Evil Dan]

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

Yeah. Like you have a choice.

[TheBloatedFish]

Jam!!!!!!!!

[Sutter]

I deserve a reward, 'cause I'm the best fuck that I ever had.

[RedMaN]

I deserve a reward, 'cause I'm the best fuck that I ever had.
Great FNM quote *thumbs up*....
'And if I tighten up my hole, you may never see the light again!'

[beachcomber]

can some one please tell me what in the world sexual gratification is?

[BIGween]

Who gets off on the bible *altouugh eve is a babe*

[metalgod]

wood and string. wood and string :cool:

[excalibur]

At the moment, it's wristina, but if I play my cards right, a REAL LIVE GIRL!!!

[Directed]

I prefer cheese graters. They provide awesome gratification.

[Sagacious]

I prefer cheese graters. They provide awesome gratification.
Like in Ford Fairlane 'talking to her was like masturbating with a chesegrater initially distracting but ultimately painful'

[Directed]

Wow, I didn't think anyone would catch the reference. +rep for you again, when I spread it around enough

[rayjayjohnson]

how about a woman/hand combination, for when she's not around?

[Fuzzy Dice]

large bowls of pistachio pudding. watch out for the nutty bits.

[Jabro]

definitely my woman, sometimes a dog if im bored

[Xythan]

My flatmate's joke is a box of coloured gloves and a jar of vaseline on the bathroom windowsill...he's a bit of a nut, but he's funny...so I'll pick it for kicks...

But honestly...prOn is missing, large pieces of fruit and veg too...and last but not least, suckin' it ya-self...

[Dr_B]

all of the above