What is your idea of heaven?

[Pirate]

Ye olde

[t101]

*boom*!

[repeat]

Nothing but Star trek custard wrestling porn

[MisterBishi]

I like to blow up stuff, I dont vote people because I am a people and some other people who might be a bad people might like blowing people up in this alternative blowing people up heaven and I might be the people that ends up getting blown up by these other (bad) people, so fuck that. I vote blowing up stuff cos I dont have much stuff anyway and what I do have is all, like, on the third floor so they'd be out of explosives by then cos my neighbours on ground floor have stuff down there that could be blown up.

[jasebert]

I am a pr0n addict.
There is no such thing as too much pr0n

[Tank]

mmm custard

[BtrFly]

damnit can we blow stuff up and STILL watch red dwarf and futurama- now theres heaven!

[ezer]

dont forget the pron,

i reackon 2 tv's floating around, playing pron, futurama and red dwarf (picture in picture) while blowing shit up

[dogwomble]

I voted for non-stop custard wrestling because it sounds like fun!

[Colonel Kurtz]

My ideal of heaven is good music, good food, fine wine, a good book, a comfortable chair and a 24hr blowjob

[lostreality]

werd

It is ludicrous to speculate what heaven is less we know it exists in the first place.

[minorproblem]

mmmm custard wrestling... its like porn and food mixed together into some kinda of goodness

[lowededwookie]

I voted for non-stop custard wrestling because it sounds like fun!

It's not that much fun. You get custard up ya bum and in ya todger. And besides, if you're non-stop custard wrestling then what happens when you need to pee and crap? If you just let go then sooner or later is stops becoming custard wrestling and becomes pee and crap wrestling and that's not very fun.

[lowededwookie]

Actually speaking of blowing stuff up, is the exploding stuff page ever going to be returned to ZGeek?

It'll motivate me to get me a video camera again. :-D

[Afta Image]

Blowing stuff up is cool, Blowing people up is heaven.....

[ajcrowley]

all

[jambo]

My ideal of heaven is good music, good food, fine wine, a good book, a comfortable chair and a 24hr blowjob

But could you enjoy the music, food, wine, good book and comfortable chair if you're constantly giving head?

[Thyraeus]

Say no more

[iaidoka]

damnit can we blow stuff up and STILL watch red dwarf and futurama- now theres heaven!

indeed, heaven would be a place where there was unlimited red dwarf and futurama.

being filled with tons of 18yo bisexual girls of every race wouldnt hurt either.

[kleph]

free beer.

[Budman42]

My idea of heaven is not having beer shits after a night of drinking.
It is a place where you do not get "swamp ass" after athletic activity.
It is a place where there is endless welfare payments and nobody paying taxes.

[Merudo]

Actually speaking of blowing stuff up, is the exploding stuff page ever going to be returned to ZGeek?

It'll motivate me to get me a video camera again. :-D
exploding stuff?

was there a section where people recorded blowing shit up on video then submitted it to zgeek?


what an awesome section - ive always wanted a reason to blow up a watermelon

[kleph]

ive always wanted a reason to blow up a watermelon

why do you need a reason?

[Merudo]

why do you need a reason?
You make a good case and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[lowededwookie]

exploding stuff?

was there a section where people recorded blowing shit up on video then submitted it to zgeek?


what an awesome section - ive always wanted a reason to blow up a watermelon
There used to be, Department of Explosions or something. I can't remember exactly what it was called.

My favourite video was the exploding gnome after it was dropped off a bridge.

Oh and also the exploding roadworks light, that was major cool. I liked the big firecracker. :D

[T-WRX]

Jenna Jamison and Tiffany Amber Thiesen fucking my boss while making his wife watch. Bliss......

[Afta Image]

You wouldn't perfer to take your bosses spot????

[T-WRX]

absolutely!!!!! but I just want to get her pissed. I don't like her very much at all. She is a major fucking wank. She would most likely have some kind of heart or brain explosion viewing two beautiful cum dumpsters whoring her hubby. She is fat and haggered looking.

[arelius19]

what if we each get our own part of heaven where we define the rules...
blow stuff up one day make it a "porn site without passwords" the next day or hour or at the same time

[Bifrost]

Why double up?

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=28025

[Broken]

well everything i like is a sin so i would accually go to hell instead more fun to be had there

[johny_roberts]

porn
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r
n

[druckfugged]

God is the denial of fun

[Asmodeus]

I think it was Al Capone who was quotes as saying (approximately)
"Hell must be a pretty swell place, since all these religious types do their best to try and keep us away from it"

Guess we won't know till the end what there is after death, if anything.
Frankly, I'm banking on.. nothingness.

[ShinymetalASS]

I voted for the windies being fucked. because i love cricket. and because im old enough to remember the 80's.

Heaven though? Really? Existentialist crap. I'm happiest when coming. But then, thats chemistry.

So futurama, a smoke, a nice wa cab merlot, some lamb shanks, some mates, and mebbe a bit of D&D afterwards. If the evening could be finished of with a good hard bang, all the better.

[btwong]

I voted for the windies being fucked. because i love cricket. and because im old enough to remember the 80's.

Heaven though? Really? Existentialist crap. I'm happiest when coming. But then, thats chemistry.

So futurama, a smoke, a nice wa cab merlot, some lamb shanks, some mates, and mebbe a bit of D&D afterwards. If the evening could be finished of with a good hard bang, all the better.
i didn't vote.... cause there aint no heaven....
and i agree with ShinymetalASS....

[Directed]

The ironic thing is we can talk and talk about what WE think about heaven. And all our talk will amount to about as much as a hill of beans. If there truly is a heaven, however it is certainly doesn't depend on OUR beliefs. It depends on God himself.

Wow, my only deep thought of the day. Rep me quick!

[beachcomber]

in the presence of God

[gimpieman]

heaven should be anyones idea really

or lets say you died and you woke up and there was just a command prompt. well then youd type in something like

heaven:\\mylife:

mylife:\dir

DIR mylife:\

0 folders

[Moses]

big badda boom

[r0p3 g1rl]

porn

[ewe2]

Missing option -

"All of the above"

Heaven needs variety, dude.

[LauraleeBug]

Where you can blow stuff up, of course! Like Atlantis (wired for sound, dood) :D

[Disco Bear]

Enough condoms to keep up with my insatiable sexual appetite.

I've got all the bitches lined up already. What I need is a sponsorship from a prophylactic manufacturer.

[kré]

two chicks at the same time, man.

[snoopen]

Hey, why cant I vote for "Being in a room with a 2terabit/sec connection to the unbroken password-free internet, the most comfortable larger-than-kingsize bed with an endless supply of horny lesbian teens in an STD and free world."

[vaseline_midget]

the bass player store in sydney

[Jabro]

the porn sites definitely

[eeefreak]

ooooohhhhhhhh maaaan!!! there are SO many people i would blow up!

serioulsy how cool would it be to have a little button you could press and just like halfway through a conversation with some boring fuck at work you could be like *click* and fuckin BIKKITY BAM the condascending fuck you were talking too would be all BOOOOM

sweet

http://www.webgifs.net/free-gif/hand/button.gif

[pnkru`]

Im not sure if I do believe in heaven n hell.. Im the kinda person who has to see it to believe it type thing.. ah well we'll all see what happens to us in the end.

[Xythan]

Heaven is a delusion to make life a bearable existence...in more or less terms...it's bogus...

[and3w]

There still is a department of Explosions or something isn't there? left hand side of the front page, near the bottom (or was, I can't be arsed to look). I liked the rocket powered car videos, teh were da bomb...
Obviously I voted for blowing things up rather than people for the same reason Bishi gave, I also live in a 3rd floor flat which doesn't have anti-gravity plates fitted yet (I can't afford them)!
Unfortunately, being an atheist, there ain't no heaven :-( ...on the plus side, this means I have to do my boom booms in October/november..sugar & fertiliser/weedkiller is a bit much, even for me...

[druckfugged]

Heaven is a delusion to make life a bearable existence...in more or less terms...it's bogus...
Oh and aren't you just a barrel of laughs? I bet people just queue up just to shake your hand.

[Zedder]

Shit, Isnt this heaven??????

[sperm]

mmm custard wrestling, as long as i get to join in....

free gropes, plus yummy food desserts !

[muppet]

i wanna blow shit up, not people, just stuff.. that'd be heaps of fun.. drive around town, see a letterbox that you think shouldn't be there.. stick some explosives into it and BOOM oh wells cya later maileygator :D Hey look there's a tree! it's in the middle of where i wanna walk! *boom* aww tree go byebye! Stupid car took my parking spot *boom* woohoo!

[peril]

!!! F U C K E N !!!