For $10 I would...

[Pirate]

yeeeeeeeeeee olde

[Marshall77]

do i get to pick who i have sex with or is it some kind of lucky/unlucky dip.

[Evil Dan]

do i get to pick who i have sex with or is it some kind of lucky/unlucky dip.
Beggars shuoldn't try to be choosers

[jefah]

who am I having sex with and were is my $10?????????????

[jasebert]

I would have sex with almost anything for $10.....

[BlueBoy]

Looks like it'll be a one man marathon.

[Evil Dan]

Looks like it'll be a one man marathon.

it will be if you're running naked..........


Personally I'd be quite happy to use an electric sander on my genitals.... as long as it has a buffing attachment on.

I could do with a bit of a polish

[jasebert]

Does it include having sex with yourself?

[locust]

Presumably that would involve paying yourself $10. No harm done, but why bother..

[BlueBoy]

it will be if you're running naked..........
I win and everybody loses.

[jasebert]

Presumably that would involve paying yourself $10. No harm done, but why bother..

Hey, I am getting the job done

[t101]

Who do I pay the $10 for the sucky sucky? I _assume_ they'll be the one doing the sucky.

[sperm]

sucky sucky licky licky clitty clitty .....

In other words - I found another loophole ! :D

[Tintin]

There is only a limited number of zgeeks who I would bonk for $10. You see, I have a sliding scale.

[minorproblem]

Common everone pay me my 10 bucks and i will sucky sucky

[King_Crud]

I'll even do reach around for ten bucks

[MisterBishi]

I'd rather sand my genitals than have to go near any of you genetic miscreants.

[Buffy]

I'd rather sand my genitals than have to go near any of you genetic miscreants.
I'm hurting right now buddy ;_;

[Thyraeus]

I'm hurting right now buddy ;_;
Buffy, don't take it personally....its just that it is HIGHLY contagious! (sic?)

[MisterBishi]

Hey buffy you dont count buddy. Check this out Uniform Resource Locator (http://tinyurl.com/7y7yy)

[timace]

Have sex with a member of ZGeek

Well, the rest, I'd ask for more.

[MisterBishi]

The rest, I'd do for free.

[sperm]

do i get to pick who i have sex with or is it some kind of lucky/unlucky dip.
You see this is part of Pirate's plan. He secretly keeps a register of all those that chose sex with another zgeeker for $10. Then some time in the future, he shells out $20, matches pairs together, takes video and makes fortune !!!

[johny_roberts]

Common everone pay me my 10 bucks and i will sucky sucky

I'll throw in another ten if you swollow :jizz:

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm not paying ten bucks to do any of these things!!

[Merudo]

There is only a limited number of zgeeks who I would bonk for $10. You see, I have a sliding scale.


Keep sliding.....

[Tank]

10 bucks to have sex with a zgeeker eh?

Yeah which ones... man i feel sorry for the person who winds up with goatboy..

[astro]

how about if i use an electric sander on someone else's genitals?

[That Bloke]

yeeeeeeeeeee olde

I'd cut off a limb for money, preferable the arm of the person holding the money.

[That Bloke]

how about if i use an electric sander on someone else's genitals?
I think you're supposed to use it on Pirate's genitals.....as is my understanding of his phrasing.

[dogwomble]

Where's the multiple choice option?

Sucky sucky sex with a member of ZGeek....

[evil]

For $10 I would shag any female zGeeker in in the Sydney area and I'd pay for my transport costs. I'd also throw in a few "go zGeek go" yahoos whilst banging her from behind.

[imp]

Jenna.... I´d go down but I´d demand an armour plated dam.... they still make those things right? :D

[HAL]

I'd definitely stick a snake up my arse! Think of all that anal pleasure, not to mention 10 big ones! :rollseyes:

[Afta Image]

Fuck the $10.00, I want the reppage ; P.....

[Androssi]

Just saw this poll on the front page, bit weird cos last night i was out in a club and i got offered £10 to take my top off. So i did.

[T-WRX]

Do you have man-titties? Was it a guy or gal who paid you?

[arelius19]

wow... unless it was sex with someone really hot i wouldnt do any of those
though i dont think id cheat for 10$ and someone really hot

[RASPUTIN]

I wanna know who the one is that want to shove a snake up their arse. Now that is very wrong.

edit Ahh it was Hal. Should have read further lol. Why am I not surprised.

[dilligaf]

Which member of ZGeek??

Thats why i chose marathon, Id probably do it anyway.

[Grizzlee]

I'm going for the marathon.
Sex with a zgeeker...I know I just I'll end up with someone like Nodbugger.

[Directed]

Ok here is the 10 bucks, now all of you come do what you promised!

[sortius]

I'm already having sex with a zgeeker... so as I see it.... you all owe me $10... :)

[raidan]

I can't believe someone's willing to PAY me to do all of those things!!! :D

[beachcomber]

How come you didn't put anything discusting in the poll?

[SomethingClever]

whoa. overpaying a bit there.

[bassbogan]

dude....where is the donkey punch nodbugger option? although i don't think you'd get paid for that, there is enough reward in itself.

[Arcainus]

I've already done three of these. guess which ones :p

[and3w]

Who is the other person who likes snakes?

[beachcomber]

I would kill my family starting with my mother. Then I would skin and stuffer her and keep her in my closet so that I would have someone to talk to at night.

[King_Crud]

Who is the other person who likes snakes?
lots of chicks like my trouser snake

[~vjay~]

Who do I pay the $10 to?

[RedMaN]

I'll take the snake option... I can even provide my own!! ;)

[Sagacious]

whose limb do I get to cut off?

[Benwah]

For $10 I would read this thread again.

[timace]

ah, the memories
thankyou to the thread necrophiliacs.

[anothe]

heck, id kill every member of zgeek for free...




although it would be hard seeing as i would be missing a limb

but id be fucking rich from doing so..

hell yes.

[ThraX]

id fuck a zgeeker for $10...

i guess :S

[TheGorn]

"What do we get for $10?"
"Efree thin you want"
"Everything?"
"Efreethin"

[pnkru`]

Hell yeah Ill run a marathon in the nud! I love gettin my gear off for any occasion or for any reason for that matter! Heck! Ill even run the marathon for nothing!

[label]

Use an electric sander on your genitals

[Booberella]

Run naked in a marathon
i think i would have to be extemely drunk though...

[Colonel Kurtz]

Fuck all the women from personal top 10 list.

[Booberella]

wouldnt you do that without the $10 if you could?

[Colonel Kurtz]

I''ve already lowered my price to what other Gigolos get (ie Deuce Bigalow), any lower and well, I'd just have to find another job. You can't teach an old man-whore new tricks

[Booberella]

well, if its YOUR top 10 list, wouldnt you want to have sex with them regardless if you were given $10 or not?

[Colonel Kurtz]

Any others would cost something like, $15, $20 bucks

[Booberella]

ok, hypothetically, if #1 on your list said "hey, wanna have sex with me", would you say no if they had no money?

[Colonel Kurtz]

yes, I have to earn a living, I need that $10 a week selling my man-gina

[lostreality]

yes, I have to earn a living, I need that $10 a week selling my man-gina

by man-gina do you mean bum hole?

[Colonel Kurtz]

that is a one way street. I only sell myself to the ladies

[Booberella]

well i cant speak for the others, but i prefer penis' to man-gina

[label]

Now you're just being picky

[darkxtc]

nd i thought sanding ur balls would be fun...

[Wombatunder]

Buggerars shuoldn't try to be choosers
well really

[Symon_magus]

Are we talking $10 australian? That's not enough money for any of these things.

[Xythan]

I think the most common answer is obviously the best...after all Whiskers is gorgeous...LOL...although, for the most adventurous there are others...(names will not be mentioned)

[Whiskers]

o_O

[sperm]

For $10 I would fuck Whiskers, oh wait, thats the price she goes for .....

:greenman:

[Whiskers]

For $10 I would fuck Whiskers, oh wait, thats the price she goes for .....

:greenman:

If I had cancer, and the cure was merely to hold your hand, I'd willingly die.

[sperm]

yes please

[Xythan]

For $10 I would fuck Whiskers, oh wait, thats the price she goes for .....

:greenman:

Dood...Low...and not like she'd fuck you anyways...OHH...thats why you said that...

[Mr. Bungle]

For $10 I would fuck Whiskers, oh wait, thats the price she goes for .....
Whisker's love can not be bought and you have sullied her good name. Pistols at dawn!

[sperm]

Dood...Low...and not like she'd fuck you anyways...OHH...thats why you said that...
true, and there's this http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Sycophant

[Glompbot]

Whisker's love can not be bought and you have sullied her good name. Pistols at dawn!

I'd buy that for $10

[Xythan]

true, and there's this http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Sycophant

Hmm...when did I say I was doing this for personal gain...hmm? That Whiskers even seen it is her own finding and was never my intention...and she received it well, which she may not have...so as for currying favour around here, I'll have none of the sort, and I will win POWER/FAME/GLORY and SUPERWEAPONS by my own merits thank you very much...

[jaay]

sure thing, sickofant

[Glompbot]

you mean sycophant

[Mr Bigglesworth]

$10 back when this thread was started would be approx $10.90, seasonally adjusted for inflation.