FuncowK
08-01-2005, 04:06 AM
Dudes.. I've been to the future, and I took a snap of some fashion trends for next year.
http://www.queenzone.com/multimedia/pictures/images/Roger_Taylor/17920032837.jpg
It's 2006, and our male model, "Roger", is sporting the fantastic feral skank "I just woke up, where the fuck are my cigarettes" haircut! The yellow brick design on his black shirt symbolises his love of simple shapes, which is accompanied by an authentic plastic jacket that doubles as a garbage bag! And hey, nothing says "WTF?!!" by the ladies more than the new "where the hell are my genitals" look, further enhanced by a nice and tight pair of ladies pants. Don’t be thinking about sitting down, though Roger! You’ll get a severe case of atomic wedgy-itus of the nuts! No look is complete without a digital radioshack watch, which in Roger's case, is extra helpful in finding out when Centrelink closes, and when the pub opens!
But ladies, don't let his stone-head axe-murderer blank stare scare you. Our romeo here is very much looking forward to a luxurious night out at the local park with you, a bottle of bourben, and a condom two sizes too big!
Anyways, post your fashion predictions, shots, and commentary here please!
http://www.queenzone.com/multimedia/pictures/images/Roger_Taylor/17920032837.jpg
It's 2006, and our male model, "Roger", is sporting the fantastic feral skank "I just woke up, where the fuck are my cigarettes" haircut! The yellow brick design on his black shirt symbolises his love of simple shapes, which is accompanied by an authentic plastic jacket that doubles as a garbage bag! And hey, nothing says "WTF?!!" by the ladies more than the new "where the hell are my genitals" look, further enhanced by a nice and tight pair of ladies pants. Don’t be thinking about sitting down, though Roger! You’ll get a severe case of atomic wedgy-itus of the nuts! No look is complete without a digital radioshack watch, which in Roger's case, is extra helpful in finding out when Centrelink closes, and when the pub opens!
But ladies, don't let his stone-head axe-murderer blank stare scare you. Our romeo here is very much looking forward to a luxurious night out at the local park with you, a bottle of bourben, and a condom two sizes too big!
Anyways, post your fashion predictions, shots, and commentary here please!