I want one!

[Enos]

Really cool robopets. I want the velociraptor(sp?)

bots (http://www.onrobo.com/content/view/53/2/)

[TheAwesome]

If they bring one out with real teeth and imense jaw pressure I will buy one for sure!!

[sharpie]

Cool
Written by MrCobaltBlue on 2005-01-07 00:10:36Hopefully this one will have a "Kill all humans" button on the remote, I spent 3 hours looking how to program it to kill all humans.. Then the store kicked me out after I tried to assult a clerk with it.
"Kill all Humans" button
Written by techsupport on 2005-01-07 10:07:46Dear Mr. MrCobaltBlue,

Our "Kill all Humans" functionality has been cut from the featurelist due to the fact the button was made of a material not capable of withstanding overly use.

Instead, RoboSapiens v.2 has a programmable interface in which you can determine where the robots should group together (if you own multiple) and whisper about your inevitable demise.

We realize nobody likes store clerks, though, we decided not to allow the robot programmatically to be used for assaulting them. Instead, If and when the store owns enough of our robots, the store clerc will disappear unexplainably after store closing time never to be found again.

Known issue: Currently we are working on a issue we have with the robots damaging the car of your (optional) mother-in-law, we apologize for this and suggest as a work-around that the car is parked out of line-of-sight of the robot.

Thank you for using the RoboSapiens v.2 (tm),
TechSupport.

<sigh> if only it was so