View Full Version : If you were an Angel???
Afta Image
09-01-2005, 11:31 PM
If you were an angel, what would you represent????
ie.... For me, I would represent the lost of true love.....
Tell me what sort of Aengel you would be ; ) (no misspelling)....
StygiaN
09-01-2005, 11:38 PM
I would be the Angel of Death. Fear me!
Afta Image
09-01-2005, 11:41 PM
Ahhhh, The boogey Man......
sharpie
09-01-2005, 11:42 PM
i would be the angel of revenge and retribution
alternativley is said position is filled then mischief and mayhem works as well
jambo
09-01-2005, 11:42 PM
I'd be angel delight :p
StygiaN
09-01-2005, 11:43 PM
ok maybe not the Angel of Death
How about,
Angel of Perfect Stooles
That's it!
Afta Image
09-01-2005, 11:44 PM
So many bad Angels....
I wannna hear would be a good angel..... I think I need a good angel right now ; ).....
StygiaN
09-01-2005, 11:46 PM
Angel of Perfect Stooles is a good angel! Grrrr!
Afta Image
09-01-2005, 11:49 PM
Give the Name if you fell creative....
My name is Aurora,
Love thjat is lost in the Sky of possibility.....
Damn I need another drink.....
spurr
09-01-2005, 11:54 PM
I would be the mighty Pythagoras Right Angel, helping harangued hypotenuse hypothesisers everywhere.
StygiaN
09-01-2005, 11:55 PM
See I have no idea what you are talking about Afta. It's like you are actually speaking a different language, even though you're not actually speak but you are typing I still sort of hear your voice (or a voice) in my head as I read what is written. It's kind of funny actually. Why is the dollar and two dollar coin gold but the other coins silver. AND WHEY IS THE LITTLE COINS BRONZE IN COLOR (AMERINCA SPELLIONG THERE SEE). If I was a coin/not I would be a pineapple, a fiddy dolla bill y'all!
ps. I want more drink too
gunsella
09-01-2005, 11:56 PM
ok maybe not the Angel of Death
How about,
Angel of Perfect Stooles
That's it!
can you please pass over my house, or at least my bathroom.
please.
Afta Image
10-01-2005, 12:36 AM
I confess I am the angel of Booze tonight..... Should not drink more thought I know I am going too.......
Aardvark
10-01-2005, 12:40 AM
I'd be the fallen angel of kicking you squar in the nads, by jingo. I would make it my goal to kick as many of you fuckers squar in the naddies as I can find. Gender matters not, being kicked in the cunt probably still hurts. 'Specially if your foot gets stuck. And you're wearing combat boots
Cassa
10-01-2005, 12:55 AM
Angel of Perky Delights.
Sounds like a new user title.
MisterBishi
10-01-2005, 01:01 AM
Angel of Replying to Terrible Threads
lostreality
10-01-2005, 01:01 AM
Angel of Angels
Movius
10-01-2005, 01:09 AM
I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise; this they do with a confident insolence sprouting from systematic reasoning.
Thus Swedenborg boasts that what he writes is new; tho' it is only the Contents or Index of already publish'd books.
A man carried a monkey about for a shew, & because he was a little wiser than the monkey, grew vain, and conciev'd himself as much wiser than seven men. It is so with Swedenborg: he shews the folly of churches & exposes hypocrites, till he imagines that all are religious, & himself the single one on earth that ever broke a net.
Now hear a plain fact: Swedenborg has not written one new truth. Now hear another: he has written all the old falshoods.
And now hear the reason. He conversed with Angels who are all religious, & conversed not with Devils who all hate religion, for he was incapable thro' his conceited notions.
Thus Swedenborgs writings are a recapitulation of all superficial opinions, and an analysis of the more sublime, but no further.
Have now another plain fact. Any man of mechanical talents may, from the writings of Paracelsus or Jacob Behmen, produce ten thousand volumes of equal value with Swedenborg's, and from those of Dante or Shakespear an infinite number.
But when he has done this, let him not say that he knows better than his master, for he only holds a candle in sunshine.
hooptieride
10-01-2005, 01:10 AM
I'd be the angel of naked sluts and hot cars.
Cassa
10-01-2005, 01:11 AM
We have a Swedenborg stereo. It doesn't put out as much drivel though.
Up_All_Night
10-01-2005, 02:24 AM
The Angel of the Drunk
FuncowK
10-01-2005, 03:51 AM
Angel of Caveman Justice
Blunt
10-01-2005, 04:16 AM
Angel of THE INTERNET. Now get the fuck off. Hallelujah.
angel of mankind... you know the one who fucked up.
piggle
10-01-2005, 09:06 AM
angel of insanity
Serpent_Girl
10-01-2005, 09:12 AM
I would be the ARCH ANGEL so I can RULE YOU ALL!! ahahaha *evil laugh* :D:D
s3raph
10-01-2005, 11:32 AM
I'd be the Angel of Chaos.
BtrFly
10-01-2005, 11:35 AM
Angel of Cool Stuff (TM) - Also known as Kewl :)
i dont know what it entails, but i am pretty sure its the angel of when some one goes - ooh that looks cool. Thats what i am the angel of.
Oh and i like cassas angel :p
TheAwesome
10-01-2005, 12:58 PM
I would be a Muse. Not quite an angel, but still a heavenly being.
thingy
10-01-2005, 01:45 PM
[looks over at avatar] Isn't it pretty obvious what I would be? Angel of necrophilia. I would listen to people's thoughts "Ahh, you like her eh? Fair enough." [ding] [person dies] "You may now have your way."
... of course, those who are not necrophiliacs would hate me. Mwahahaha! :D
void*
10-01-2005, 01:51 PM
Angel of Implied Potential
SamBo
10-01-2005, 01:52 PM
What's this "if" business? I thought everyone knew that I AM an angel!!! :) *smiles sweetly*
BlueBoy
10-01-2005, 02:26 PM
'Angel' implies that I'm good.
I prefer Patron Saint...of Rum.
Angel of Confused Agnosticism.
That or the Angel of Malignant Apathy.
Chocoholic
10-01-2005, 02:33 PM
I am an angel child….. well that is how I signed the Christmas card to my parents
What's this "if" business? I thought everyone knew that I AM an angel!!! :) *smiles sweetly*
yes this is true :D tee hee
i would be the angel of hugs :D I LOVE HUGS!!!
ShinymetalASS
10-01-2005, 02:53 PM
Angel of Compassion
definitely
Reprobate
10-01-2005, 02:54 PM
I would be a Muse. Not quite an angel, but still a heavenly being.
Of course a muse is female in sex.
You disturb me more than Thingy.
Necron
10-01-2005, 02:54 PM
I would have to be the Angel of bad first Impressions. - No matter what, when I first meet people they seem to dislike me, then after a while I fit in seemlessly... I think its wierd.
Other than that, the Angel of Hornyness
Drakin
10-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Angel of phat cones and nanna naps..
SamBo
10-01-2005, 03:16 PM
what is an angel? is there a colorful one?
quick! someone get a screenshot before minigirl deletes yet another one of her own posts!!!!
the_mexican_one
10-01-2005, 04:28 PM
I would be the ARCH ANGEL so I can RULE YOU ALL!! ahahaha *evil laugh* :D:D
Pshhh i would be a seraphim... the highest order of angels...
sorry... i'm catholic... and a SEMI-devout one at that, so i know a few things... i'm sorry..
Hairyman
10-01-2005, 07:41 PM
Healing
Benwah
10-01-2005, 07:53 PM
sorry... i'm catholic... and a SEMI-devout one at that, so i know a few things... i'm sorry..
Spoken like a true catholic! I love it!
Sorry! Sorry about that, oh dear I'm sorry!
I would be the Angel of understanding what people are REALLY saying.
the_mexican_one
11-01-2005, 02:42 AM
Spoken like a true catholic! I love it!
Sorry! Sorry about that, oh dear I'm sorry!
Hahaha don't be...
King_Crud
11-01-2005, 02:48 AM
the angel of quality footwear. Call me Dunlop Volley
iaidoka
11-01-2005, 05:49 AM
The angel of Pr0n. Iv had a lot more worshippers since the invention of bittorent.
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