Advice: Is it funny....

[StygiaN]

.... to say/write the word cock instead of coke when talking to people? I think it is but yeah, what do you think?

[dozer]

first sign you are ghey, eg you want to taste cock

[Pagey]

Me and my mates call Pepsi a Cunt scrape!

pepsi kinda sounds like papsmear, which is a cunt scrape

now thats funny!

[imp]

I call it cock all the time... standard response to that is "Oh you LOVE the cock" Pft bunch of immature bastards.

[gunsella]

i think its funny. my friends and i used to use it at uni

[Cassa]

I call it cock all the time, I don't even think about it anymore. I asked DumHed very loudly then other day if he wanted some cock as I was walking into a store...oops.

[locust]

You love the cock :p

[StygiaN]

I've finished off two cocks today and I have a large one waiting at home. Hahaha ;)

[Cassa]

I'm gonna have me a creamy vanilla cock right now I think. (otherwise known as fag coke with extra fag, if you drink the diet version)

[Al]

my mate calls diet coke, fat cunt coke.

[Afta Image]

Sadly, Evil Dan, Marshall 77 and my flatmate all use it non stop.

They have killed any humor this once simple but funny state once held.

I hate them all.....

[Guest.]

first sign you are ghey, eg you want to taste cock

I agree, you are lusting after cock. No two ways about it. :o

[ShinymetalASS]

Hmmm... my cock is in a glass....

and its generic cock.

why cant i find real cock?

yeah.

[dozer]

I agree, you are lusting after cock. No two ways about it. :o

im not a big cock fan to be honest, now vaginamite on the other hand....

[Serpent_Girl]

I've never even heard it being called "cock" before? hmm...

Vaginamite on the other hand, tastes fine - well compared to prostitutemite, anyway. ewwww :barf:

[RedMaN]

It's all about the cock ;)
I have called it this for ages and still get weird looks from friends/family/anyone within earshot :ha:

why cant i find real cock?

*unzips pants*

[Fuzzy Dice]

...must be an accent thing

[StygiaN]

*unzips pants*

A real cock is never surrounded by red pubes. RED NUTS!!!

Look!

:)

[Asmodeus]

It's all about the cock ;)
I have called it this for ages and still get weird looks from friends/family/anyone within earshot :ha:


*unzips pants*

I can hear it now all teh way from over here.. "wow, it looks like a cock, only smaller"

[RedMaN]

A real cock is never surrounded by red pubes. RED NUTS!!!

Look!

:)
Who said I had pubes? Its all about the back, crack and kojak wax ;)
I can hear it now all teh way from over here.. "wow, it looks like a cock, only smaller"
That's not what ya mum said... she was gaggin for some RedMaN lovin :jizz:

[kré]

it was probably funny back in the 60s, but is far from it now.

[ShinymetalASS]

What I found amusing was that, at a mates house last night (none of whom are geekers, the closest is a net.pr0n.type.geek) we were talking about something to drink and both blokes piped up with

"COCK!"

and then proceeded to giggle about it.

I laffed my ass of and no one quite knew why.

Thanks dave for making me look like a girl whose fancy gets particularly tickled by an out of context use of the word cock.

[Munchkin]

StygiaN is kinda like a cock ambassador :p

[Merudo]

Thanks dave for making me look like a girl whose fancy gets particularly tickled by an out of context use of the word cock.


:banana:

[StygiaN]

StygiaN is kinda like a cock ambassador :p

Do I get to carry a sceptre (is that how you spell it?)? If so, what would it look like ;)

LOL Shiny, that's quite giggle worthy......

[RedMaN]

StygiaN is kinda like a cock ambassador :p
Cock of Justice? :ha:

[ShinymetalASS]

He is the Cock Master.

which means that he holds a graduate degree in cock philosophy.

Question is though David, are you like most academics... exceptional with theory but lacking in practice?

*ducks*

lolirl

/cheeky fucker

[Directed]

Guys you are all getting a little cocky (except for munchkin who just may be getting a lot of cocky), lets not all go all half-cocked about this.