Open letter to Minigirl

[Whiskers]

Why do you delete the majority of your posts so soon after posting them?

[kré]

i endorse this product or service.

[dozer]

and who is 'the guy'?

[and3w]

Alcohol?

[Whiskers]

and who is 'the guy'?

That you miss so much?

[MisterBishi]

I reckon the guy monitors minigirl's internet activities so she deletes all of her posts lest he punch her in the something.

[dozer]

i think she is stalking the guy and leaving subtle hints, obviously not for long.

[SOC]

stalking?

in the limelinght?

:)

I just thought someone should quote this for posterity before minigirl deletes it.

[SOC]

:)
ditto

[kré]

minigirl, you're my favourite poster ever. i think i'm in love with you. will you e-marry me?

[SOC]

Which leads to the question, is there such a thing as e-bigamy?

[kré]

i take it as a compliment:)

thanks, but i have to say no:)

i think i may have to delete all my posts from now on http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/cry.gif

[kré]

:)

[Aardvark]

Also, SHOW US YA TITS

[kré]

Also, SHOW US YA TITS
:)

[Sutter]

I wish to join this thread

[kré]

how about a picture of your left foot?

[MisterBishi]

Maybe if she goes above a certain number of posts she will explode.

[SOC]

useless without video

[kré]

uh oh, the deleting has begun

[SOC]

hehe
quoting for posterity

but if minigirl is deleting her posts, why isn't there a little deleted post marker left behind?

[kré]

Post Deleted.

[MisterBishi]

quoting for posterity

but if minigirl is deleting her posts, why isn't there a little deleted post marker left behind?

Because you're not cool enough to be a mod of this forum. :cool:

[Urban3300]

Who the hell is minigirl? And why is she mini?

[Bostonmess]

Who the hell is minigirl? And why is she mini?

Because her replies take up so little room? :D

[locust]

Fool, you could have had access to the pr0n by now!

[Directed]

Guys, I still have no concrete proof that minigirl even exists. If she does, does she wear miniskirts? because that would be cool

[Scythe]

Because you're not cool enough to be a mod of this forum. :cool:

I can see them. Did I become a mod without noticing or something?

[Directed]

I once became dehydrated without noticing. Man was my mouth dry..... Is being a mod like being dehydrated? Because that would be uncomfortable.

[Merudo]

how about a picture of your left foot?
what if she has a deformed hoof like that porn star chick that never gets a photo taken with her foot in it?

[beowulf437]

I too find minigirl a bit of an enigma. Her deleting her posts has also led to a bit of confusion in some of the threads in which she has posted.

[Benwah]

:)

captured.

[Afta Image]

I think Minigirl is some Zgeeker's Alt who thinks posting and then deleting is funny....

Not sure who it is though....

[DOGG]

how do you rep- someone who keeps deleting posts

[DOGG]

caught and spanked :) enjoy the -rep :P

[dozer]

maybe 'the guy' will reveal himself and give us some insight into the mystery that is minigirl.

[Sasq]

Sweet lass, is quite cute in a mini skirt, and you all bite so well.

Just goes to prove women can play with our minds :p

[brotherkrusty]

...i see deleted posts. <whisp of mist out of mouth>

[dozer]

i dont play with minds, no, no, i play with my ownposts, anything wrong


confused mini

so why do you play with your own posts? aree you really a girl? how mini?

[Sasq]

she really is a girl, and depends on your def of 'mini'

[Whiskers]

Update- Minigirl has sent me a PM and rest assured she has good reason for deleting her posts.






























She hasn't told me these reasons but I think it is because her posts don't make sense.

[Directed]

That never stopped me. LOL

[sperm]

minigirl hasn't totally covered her tracks ... yet !

http://forums.zgeek.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=3766

[Kez]

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

[Kez]

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=30426

HUZZAH!

[MisterBishi]

I can see them. Did I become a mod without noticing or something?

woah :cool:

I must have misunderstood. I can only see them in here and in news articles, I assumed that was because I'm a mod here and there.

Can you read the deleted posts?

[SOC]

I must have misunderstood. I can only see them in here and in news articles, I assumed that was because I'm a mod here and there.

Can you read the deleted posts?

Indeed. What I meant was that when someone deletes a post, normally a little "post deleted by xxxxx" is left behind. That happens in every forum. Maybe Pirate's current fiddling with the site has affected it somehow?

[TK-421]

:)
:(

[sperm]

oh ffs - I think I've found a solution to this frustration ! :swear:

http://forum.zgeek.com/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=3766

[SOC]

Why bother when she just does it for us? :)

[sperm]

She does IT for me just about the same level as my missus :rolleyes:

[MisterBishi]

Indeed. What I meant was that when someone deletes a post, normally a little "post deleted by xxxxx" is left behind. That happens in every forum. Maybe Pirate's current fiddling with the site has affected it somehow?

Yeah, I only see those "post deleted by xxxxx" things in B&R and News Articles, I don't see them in forums where I'm not mod.

Mind you, I can't see News Articles Awaiting Review either, all this time I thought it was just always empty.

[SOC]

I can see the "post deleted..." things everywhere but B&R ... maybe Pirate's broken the site again?

[MisterBishi]

Or maybe he's fixed it :cool:

[ms edeity]

always with the guy...i for one want to know ,"who is mini guy?" ...cause if he has that much post albeit deleted devoted to him then...damn! :p

[Afta Image]

Update- Minigirl has sent me a PM and rest assured she has good reason for deleting her posts.
She hasn't told me these reasons but I think it is because her posts don't make sense.

I wonder does she try and delete her PM's too?????

I wonder why I am interested, my life must be so boring.....

[King_Crud]

I can see my willy. And someone elses......................

[dozer]

i think i am becoming infatuated with minigirl, oh minigirl i think i am falling for you, do you think there is any chance i could one day become 'the guy'?

i have decided to write a poem to expess my love, please pm me soon hun, we could be the next zgeek romance.

oh minigirl
sometimes you are a silly girl,
but i think you are a hot chilli girl, oh minigirl
will you be mine?

yes minigirl
all i want is for you to hold my willigirl
it could be a hot time for us oh you young phillygirl
we can be together

pleae minigirl
just stop all this post editing and lets get illigirl
i want so much to drilligirl
lets not wait another moment!

[Afta Image]

i have decided to write a poem to expess my love, please pm me soon hun, we could be the next zgeek romance.


That poem was gold.....

But the latest Zgeek romance is StygiaN and his Paladin (World Of Warcraft).

[dozer]

thank you:)

but im more interested in M&A law in the U. S. at the moment :P

awww cmon, do you know how long it took me to write that? blood, sweat and tears went into that poem only to find out that you are a uni student?

[Whiskers]

thanks for your time and effort, but i have to say no:)

Rejection. On the Internet.

[Merudo]

I've noticed her post count doesnt change from 55.

She's deleting posts to keep her post count on 55.

[Merudo]

I've discovered the truth!

Now I've gotta go do work. :/

[dozer]

so can i keep deleting my post?

:)

i dont think we can stop you.

i cant say any more, im too choked up inside.....

[johny_roberts]

She is an enigma or something

[SamBo]

I've discovered the truth!

Now I've gotta go do work. :/
Mods can raise or lower her post count easily.... :D

[NeXuS]

That poem was gold.....

But the latest Zgeek romance is StygiaN and his Paladin (World Of Warcraft). True that is :)

This whole thing is intriguing. The 55 thing is unusual as well.

/me blows bubbles out of pipe.

[rbranson]

Also, SHOW US YA TITS


lol!

[kré]

Mind you, I can't see News Articles Awaiting Review either, all this time I thought it was just always empty.

i can...that's weird :confused:

[The Cunt]

I reckon the guy monitors minigirl's internet activities so she deletes all of her posts lest he punch her in the something.

lest he punch her in the cunt.

There. I said it for you.

Foulmouthedbastard.

I once became dehydrated without noticing. Man was my mouth dry..... Is being a mod like being dehydrated? Because that would be uncomfortable.

Being a mod is like being born with Down Syndrome. You grin like an idiot, the world is a nice place, and your girth is astounding.

Why do you delete the majority of your posts so soon after posting them?

Minigirl is a mystery inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

[minigirl]

time to say good bye, guys.

nice meeting you:)

imn_ot_yo_urm_ini_girl

[dozer]

time to say good bye, guys.

nice meeting you:)

imn_ot_yo_urm_ini_girl

youll always be my minigirl ;)

[MisterBishi]

no way

[Thyrd]

Gah! Who will ammuse us with post deletions for no reason now?

Who I ask!?

[Colonel Kurtz]

maybe 55 was her magic numberand she had to stay within two standard deviations of that number.

Actually here it would be 2 standard deviants, but hey...

[excalibur]

If you are a deviant, how can you be standard though? I thought that was the whole point of being a deviant, no not cornform to the standards of society.

/me rebels

[dwarfthrower]

She'll be back... she needs me.

[psi_ko]

If you are a deviant, how can you be standard though? I thought that was the whole point of being a deviant, no not cornform to the standards of society.

/me rebels

deviates from society as a whole, but compared to deviants does not deviate much...

[gunsella]

bon nuit, mon cherie