O K So you thinkgou dave was pissed 4, what aboutnow ;) [Archive]

StygiaN

23-02-2005, 03:24 AM

Hi

When a good friend ssays "we should have a couple of drikn at your place ,maybe a straeak or two" shwho can sayno?

onot me, that's for sure ;) so i agreeed to have mates over for a few steaks tongiht, andy said "i will bring a few beers", the stupid nob turns u wiht two bottles of bourbno. Well we had to drink it. But now everyone has left and I amhere alone with me thought, a cock and something,,,

Now I listne to music that;s heavy an oud and,,,,,

Where are you ladies to take advantage of a drunk guy kuje e>???

I have to back up tomorrow, that sucks (in a goo way) ;)

Munchkin

23-02-2005, 05:11 AM

Share the Bourbon next time and maybe you'll get some ladies to take horrible advantage of you!

and3w

23-02-2005, 05:33 AM

Or boy's, you won't notice!
You are going to regret this post in the morning..."poor old me, no girlie"
Still, I'll only remind you for a few months..:-)

Merudo

23-02-2005, 08:38 AM

heh, he only posted it five hours ago :P

i pity teh fool that drinks that much bourbon and still has to go to work in the mornin

Funk Puppet

23-02-2005, 09:16 AM

How ya feelin' today Stygian? best morning after remedy I have come accross would have to be V and pinapple juice. tasty and full of fruity goodness.... And a shit load of citric acid to purge without puking.

and3w

23-02-2005, 09:23 AM

Dropping an 'E' works well too

Merudo

23-02-2005, 09:25 AM

red bull does the trick too... at least that works when you've just gone clubbing for 9 hours straight :/
edit: err, that's nuts. i meant 7 hours straight. lol :banana:

Manshoon

23-02-2005, 10:08 AM

Go dave go......Ill bet the hangover is starting to kick in around now if ya concious.....have a few more bourbans mate....nothing like hair of the dog

Cassa

23-02-2005, 10:41 AM

BtrFly

23-02-2005, 10:46 AM

GOOD MORNING DAVE!!!

hows the head?

Merudo

23-02-2005, 10:50 AM

Stygian doesn't have to work today (I know his schedule because I am stalking him).

Merudo, now that I have started going out clubbing on a semi-regular basis, red bull and vodka is my new favourite drink.
oohhh they are nice, arent they! there's one thing that aint nice about them, and that's the price.

last weekend at subbies they were $8 each :/

we should organise a zmeet at a club or some such ;)

ShinymetalASS

23-02-2005, 10:51 AM

Ahahahaha david!

Hangover cure: Sprite Recharge (those things are freakin addictive) and a couple of buckets. You'll be right after that! Oh, and Nurofen Plus and Daytime Cold n Flu Tablets. Whack that lot together and your body will be so numb you'll have forgotten you have a hangover. Drink a lot of water though... codiene backs you up baby!

...... and since you talk about your cock so much even sober, I'll refrain from making any lewd comments about you mentioning your cock when you are drunk. Unless of course it was what your were drinking your bourbon with, in which case....

and so on....

Manshoon

23-02-2005, 10:54 AM

Red Bull and vodka is BAD BAD BAD.......I got smashed on them my last birthday......drunk and wired at the same time.....I was a menace!!

Cassa

23-02-2005, 11:00 AM

oohhh they are nice, arent they! there's one thing that aint nice about them, and that's the price.

last weekend at subbies they were $8 each :/

we should organise a zmeet at a club or some such ;)

Fucking oath we should.

Last time I was at Bar Broadway (shutup) they were $7 and you got the full can of red bull with it, which was pretty good. Same deal at the Hippo Lounge in Surry Hills.

Fuzzy Dice

23-02-2005, 11:02 AM

i love drunk posts. Also, i love scotch. scotchy-scotch-scotch. here it goes down, down into my belly. yum yum yum.

BtrFly

23-02-2005, 11:58 AM

Cassa- count me in! there needs to be more drinking activities :D

RedMaN

23-02-2005, 01:04 PM

Count me in too..... I am in dire need of getting drunk again, funds permitting of course ;)

Cassa

23-02-2005, 01:10 PM

Weelll I was thinking of partying on down after my birthday dinner, how does March 12 sound for a date? :)

BtrFly

23-02-2005, 01:20 PM

SOUNDS SCHMICK CASSA :D

sorry i was imagining the music and had to compensate :D

Afta Image

23-02-2005, 01:27 PM

HAHAHA!!!!!

Styg baby, you should have buged me to play some drunken world of warcraft last night, well this morning.....

Last time, actually the time before I did drunk WoW playing, I started in the Wetlands. Do not remember a thing I did and when I logged on next I was in booty bay.

Enough boring shit..... I am going to take you out one night and drink you under the fucking table Styg.....

Rep For your drunken post (When I next can rep you).....

StygiaN

23-02-2005, 02:05 PM

Hi everybody ;)

I don't even recall starting this thread. I think there is something wrong with me peoples. I drink too much? Thanks for the lovely hangover type cure things. If I had the energy to go up to the shops I would try them all out ;) As it is there is a fucking huge mess outside and in the kitchen that needs cleaning. And I suck at cleaning :( Well my undercarriage is always clean but yeah....

Afta, can't wait mate. Drink me under the table. Hahaha we will have to see about that.

Dave

ps. +rep for all in this thread ;)

Juice Biscuit

23-02-2005, 02:15 PM

Who's up for a group buy for Dave?

http://www.pcrange.biz/index.php?page=m_alcohol&id=1

;)

StygiaN

23-02-2005, 02:22 PM

Sounds like a plan pinger.

Afta Image

23-02-2005, 02:54 PM

I think that thing would only encourage you....

"I got it to .25 last night, let us see who can beat that tonight"

Nothing but trouble....

Juice Biscuit

23-02-2005, 03:14 PM

I think that thing would only encourage you....

"I got it to .25 last night, let us see who can beat that tonight"

Nothing but trouble....

Let me just sound out the worlds loudest ERRR DERRRR

Why do you think I proposed we get it ;)

and3w

23-02-2005, 08:34 PM

GOD I'd hate to have been styg when he looked in a mirror this morning! :-)!

(mind you, I'd hate to be styg ANY morning)

Manshoon

23-02-2005, 09:03 PM

StygiaN

24-02-2005, 02:28 AM

Don't worry manshoon, I am a social drink. When you say you'll have another, so shall I :)

Haha.

Quite less drunk tonight. Actually note drunk at all. lol and3w, mirror this morning? more like this afternoon :)

kleph

24-02-2005, 03:44 AM

Cassa- count me in! there needs to be more drinking activities :D

bah! none of you bastards ever comes to drink with me.

and3w

24-02-2005, 03:52 AM

bah! none of you bastards ever comes to drink with me.

Pay the taxi fare mate and I'll buy the drinks!
K?

Afta Image

24-02-2005, 03:53 AM

I dont reckon Styg could beat my ex's record......hehe blood alcohol 0.4.....yes thats right 0.4 and she survived (and didnt throw up either).....didnt the doctor give me a lecture over that one. She played shot a minute for 30 minutes.....if I hadnt been so ill at the time (not from drinking but from an actual illness) I might have stopped her.

Trust me dave that aint one target you want to attempt.

You know what, we should do the 100 Shot game, where you have 100 shots of beer in 100 minute (1 per minute I think).....

Fuck, I am trying to remember cause that does not seem like that much....

Dan, do you remember telling me something about this????|

Cassa

24-02-2005, 10:07 AM

No-one ever makes it past 65.

ShinymetalASS

24-02-2005, 10:42 AM

100 shots in 100 minutes is actually a buttload and i have never, even in all my years on college, ever seen anyone make it to the end.

ever.

now boys. that sounds like a challenge to me.

Fuzzy Dice

24-02-2005, 10:46 AM

The game is called centurion, and I've seen it done successfully. May long weekend, three years ago. Jesse VS Nolan, aka Fry VS Proctor. Nolan puked, Jesse didn't.

excalibur

24-02-2005, 10:55 AM

I've never seen centurion, but I have seen birthday shots done.

number of years old = number of shots in number of minutes

the guy was 26, and kept his stomach contents, and the 4 pints he had before he started.

dwarfthrower

24-02-2005, 11:07 AM

100 shots in 100 minutes is actually a buttload and i have never, even in all my years on college, ever seen anyone make it to the end.

ever.

now boys. that sounds like a challenge to me.

If that is the sound of gauntlets being thrown down then you're on shiny one.... I think my record was thirty-six pots in a night... which would work out at 342 shots over a period of about 5 hours. still managed to get home under my own steam.

annie

24-02-2005, 11:24 AM

i do believe that centurion is to be played with shots of beer, as wimpy as that sounds.. a couple of friends at schoolies decided to play it with vodka...20 shots later, one was convulsing on the floor, and the other one was projectile vomiting down the rented hallway... cadburys:p:p

Afro88

24-02-2005, 11:25 AM

100 shots in 100 minutes is actually a buttload and i have never, even in all my years on college, ever seen anyone make it to the end.

ever.

now boys. that sounds like a challenge to me.

Really???

Me and my mate did it a few months ago, and it's actually not that bad. We got stupidly drunk, I nearly yakked and he kept going to 138! Seriously, a|A will vouch for me on that one. We started at about 6 in the arvo, and went to a friend's party at about 8. IIRC, we were lucky the taxi driver didn't kick us out onto the road halfway through the journey, cause my mate was going on and on about how shit it must be to be a cabbie. When we get there, everyone is quite amused that we are floored at 8pm at the beginning of the party and a|A witnesses us swearing at each other for about 30 mins about the cab ride. Later on (there's quite a bit of a gap in my memory), my mate calls this afro-american girl a "niglet" (she was also slightly overweight) and starts really badly hitting on an ex girlfriend. :lawl:

But yeah, it turns out to be about 8 beers in 1 hour 40 mins, which really isn't that bad. You do get horribly drunk quite quickly though, cause of the way you're drinking it.

thingy

24-02-2005, 11:27 AM

If that is the sound of gauntlets being thrown down then you're on shiny one.... I think my record was thirty-six pots in a night... which would work out at 342 shots over a period of about 5 hours. still managed to get home under my own steam.
Because it's in shots it affects you more than just drinking normally would. It's not just about quantity.

... going by the standards quoted / boasted here, I would be a cadbury. I can down a bottle of bourbon, but I can't handle ANY vodka at all (even one shot and no more alcohol that night leaves me throwing up the next day) and I can only handle so many beers (2-6 before I cannot drink any more and have to switch to the sweet sweet rye).

ShinymetalASS

24-02-2005, 11:35 AM

I can drink a fair amount of beer. But I dont know. This all sounds like a lot of pressure for drinking to me.

Call me old fashioned, but I like to sit down and drink my pint at my own leisure. Which usually proves quite fast.

If I'm having shots I want something tasty. Like a jam doughnnut. *drool* Or a quick fuck. Or a dirty cowboy. Ahhh... just open my mouth and pour baileys down my throat.

annie

24-02-2005, 11:37 AM

ah, i can drink a bottle of bourbon, and probably 4 or 5 pints of beer before i reach the stages of blacking out for a bit. mmmm, bourbon!

Cassa

24-02-2005, 11:38 AM

My tolerance varies greatly. Sometimes it's 3 beers and I'm pissed, other nights I have 13 and I'm still fine. I've had 2 bottles of champagne and several beers on one occasion but I felt a bit rotten the next day.

BtrFly

24-02-2005, 11:53 AM

man i think i would puke. mostly because i hate beer... but line up the tequila and vodka, and i would easily be able to do 12-15 of those in a short period of time. whether i would be still standing an hour later, well thats yet to be seen!

Afta Image

24-02-2005, 12:35 PM

OK, that's it, I am doing it.... IF I CHUNDER I will get StygiaN to clean up....

Now it is time for Maths in the Beer Gardens.

100 shots x 30mls (std shot size) = 3000 mls (3 litres of beer).

How much alcohol is that?

Well using some common beer's to give you a rough idea.

Carlton Draught:
3000 mls / 375mls = 8 bottles of beer.
8 bottles * 1.4 std drinks per bottle = 11.2 standard drinks.
4.6% Alcohol content * 3000mls = 138mls of pure alcohol
3000 mls * 3/5 = 1800 mls of beer consumer per hour.
1800 / 375mls = That drinking 4.8 Carlton Draughts an hour.

Tooheys Extra Dry:
3000 mls / 345mls = 8.7 bottles of beer. (Rounded to 1 decimal place)
8.7 bottles * 1.4 std drinks per bottle = 12.2 standard drinks.
5.0% Alcohol content * 3000mls = 150mls of pure alcohol
3000 mls * 3/5 = 1800 mls of beer consumer per hour.
1800 / 345mls = That drinking 5.2 Carlton Draughts an hour. (Rounded to 1 decimal place)

Victoria Bitter:
Please dont drink this beer, it is made from horses piss and everytime you drink it, Jesus sheds another painful tear. This beer is so gross that even when you are so drunk, your taste buds dont work, you dont know who you are and you are void of all feelings, this still tasts's exactly the same, like horse piss....

StygiaN

24-02-2005, 12:35 PM

Afta Image

24-02-2005, 12:42 PM

lol, all this talk of the 100 shots/100 minutes is givien me a beer errection. Don't know what that is? Either do I?. 100 shots of beer, at 30ml a shot, 3 littres of beer. Depending on what beer you use come out to be around 8 bottles of beer, in one hour and 40 minutes. It might not sound like a lot but god damn each minute comes around very quickly when you going. Make sure there is a bucket handy if you try ;)

Dave

Thats some nice maths there afta, I like VB though :fag:

Fuck me, it is not that much, I often drink a bottle of burbon in that amount of time (20 standard drinks) and while I can be pretty fucking pissed (as Styg know from playing WoW with me whrn I am trashed) it is not that hard....

So I gotta try it.....

Styg, promise me you will never drink VB again, it is a sin against nature and possibly the only sin in the world I am never prepared to make again (that is how bad it is)......

ms edeity

24-02-2005, 12:47 PM

the hundred club is harsh. i hit the wall at 87..i thought it would be a piece of piss but it's the pace that knocks you on your arse. which reminds me to call and thank friends for scraping me off the floor.

seriously...alcohol is bad hm-k.

King_Crud

24-02-2005, 01:56 PM

i can handle my beer more than most. I did the 100 shots thing at a hostel in Amsterdam three years ago. Me, another aussie, some americans, some canadians and a french guy. Me and the other aussie were the only ones left. As soon as we finished everyone gave us a standing ovation, we stood up, went to the bar, and ordered a pint each.

I didn't think it was that hard

dozer

24-02-2005, 01:59 PM

the rules are you cant piss in that time also, thats what makes it hard.

Manshoon

24-02-2005, 08:49 PM

sciwra

27-02-2005, 12:25 AM

AM a happy member of the 100 (beer) club, have seen it attempted on shots... that didn't get very far.
Oh and I don't agree with the not pissing rule, that's just fucked up. It was pretty easy until the 30-40 mark then the timing fucked me. Advice... don't try to eat in between (we got pizzas) as the cohorts make you take a shot even if you are halfway through eating.

Oh and if we were in taking a piss we had to leave the door open so the next shot was supervised.

Afta Image

27-02-2005, 12:27 AM

I can vouch for this....Shiny likes her beer....likes to drink at her own pace....and FUCK ME till I die if a Jam Doughnut isnt a damn tasty shooter!

She is just a soft cock, thats..... all....

Manshoon

27-02-2005, 12:29 AM

She is just a soft cock, thats..... all....

Err actually I think you will find that Shiny is a no cock.....but damn the girl has balls!! :P

Evil Dan

27-02-2005, 12:32 AM

lalalalalalalala lalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalala lalallalalalla lalala

Afta Image

27-02-2005, 12:39 AM

Err actually I think you will find that Shiny is a no cock.....but damn the girl has balls!! :P

Ballz maybe, but who's ballz are they?

Manshoon

27-02-2005, 12:45 AM

If I say too much it will be mine on a plate Im sure.....the girl scares me sometimes!! hehehe.....Nah shes great...she wouldnt do that to me......I hope :p

Afta Image

27-02-2005, 12:49 AM

If I say too much it will be mine on a plate Im sure.....the girl scares me sometimes!! hehehe.....Nah shes great...she wouldnt do that to me......I hope :p

Manshoon, stop beng a soft cock..... Do this......

Dear Shiny,

Suck my cock till my ballz are in your mouth......

Love Afta....

StygiaN

03-03-2005, 04:07 AM

ok ok ok ok

I am drunk now but I DIDN't want to stanrt anothing thread for you all to read so I will psot in this one.

Hahaha it's 4:00am, shit. At least I don't have to wrko tomorrow.........

If there is a one

and3w

03-03-2005, 06:23 AM

Oh, there will be one..you are just going to wish (again) that there wasn't...hehehehe

dwarfthrower

03-03-2005, 07:25 AM

Ballz maybe, but who's ballz are they?

She's got a string of em, collects them like ears in Diablo she does.

viv

03-03-2005, 08:34 AM

Stygian is gay, I know him well - not that well though.
He keeps typing lady when he means 'skinny hairy man with a moustache' so doesn't listen to him. And all the 'isntgay' stuff it's just an attempted cover up.

ps. bored, I might punch out a stool or 4.

giggle.

RedMaN

03-03-2005, 09:03 AM

ok ok ok ok

I am drunk now but I DIDN't want to stanrt anothing thread for you all to read so I will psot in this one.
Something different Dave? ;)

Maybe you should invite the fuckstick over from next door, get him drunk and take humilating pics of him.... its all about the blackmail ;)

ShinymetalASS

03-03-2005, 10:17 AM

Manshoon, stop beng a soft cock..... Do this......

Dear Shiny,

Suck my cock till my ballz are in your mouth......

Love Afta....

What the fuck is going on here???

*grumble**mutter* I leave you guys for 5 minutes and what happens? *grumble*

I dont know about fighting words, but thems definitely biting words Afta.

Be very fucking wary.

;)

ShinymetalASS

03-03-2005, 10:32 AM

She's got a string of em, collects them like ears in Diablo she does.

Yeah I'd make a fucking prime Matron Mother. Keep you men in shape with my snake whip.

Afta Image

03-03-2005, 10:42 AM

What the fuck is going on here???

*grumble**mutter* I leave you guys for 5 minutes and what happens? *grumble*

I dont know about fighting words, but thems definitely biting words Afta.

Be very fucking wary.

;)

Lol,

This post was part of my giving up smoking and suffering badly.

Now I am somewhat a bit more on level, I will be posting more sane things (and I am still not smoking).

Well as sane as I get.

Biting hey??? ;) Why the hell does that turn me on???? :confused: