Operation Get A Fucking Life

[MisterBishi]

You sad bastards know who you are.

I saved the only decent part of that thread:

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10907

[BlueBoy]

Thats the first time anything of mine has been called decent.

[SOC]

You also got repped for it

[kré]

i heard rumours on the internets

[hooptieride]

*swoons*

[DOGG]

ahh come on guy. was it the personal insult? I'll let u know that it was a joke.

i expected no less than a parody thread and +reppage. it looks like i got more than i bargained for :(

i got exactly 0 rep+ from that thread BTW

you dissappoint bishi, you dissappoint

[BlueBoy]

You also got repped for it
That I did.

[MisterBishi]

ahh come on guy. was it the personal insult? I'll let u know that it was a joke.

i expected no less than a parody thread and +reppage. it looks like i got more than i bargained for :(

i got exactly 0 rep+ from that thread BTW

you dissappoint bishi, you dissappoint

If you and the rest of the clowns who get a kick out of circular arguments with a retard want to constantly make threads about him then that's fine, but keep it in the war forum where the people who couldnt give two fucks can easily avoid it.

A bunch of intellectual lightweights applauding and repping each other on '0wning' the premier idiot in the global village of the internet is even more boring and repulsive than the Sunol forum. At least one person posting in there made posts that were worth reading.

[Juice Biscuit]

I know, why don't you start threads about how much the people who go on about Noddy suck, suck themselves cause then you would better than them as you say they suck for saying that others suck.


Then the hot chicks at school will let you see up their skirts and you will never have to line up in the canteen line ever again, as all the guys will know your leetness and move out of the way in pheer.


Open letter to all open letters

Shut the fuck up already

the end.


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Love Pinger. http://smily.hit.bg/hug.gif

[MisterBishi]

I've made one thread, after deleting or closing one what seems like every day for the past month.

I expect you didnt see the thread I deleted this morning but I trust you'll agree that starting a thread asking for people to +rep you every time they want to -rep nodbugger but are unable to ranks way lower than my single rant on the subject.

Hell, it wasnt even a rant, my original post was only a couple of discreet lines.

So suck my fat one http://smily.hit.bg/hug.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

It's just another circle jerk around the other circle jerk that has Noddy in the middle.

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/ohdramaimage.jpg


I saw the thread, but if any admin cared about people being rep skanks, then why is the I confess and rep wh0re threads still in operation?

[MisterBishi]

I saw the thread, but if any admin cared about people being rep skanks, then why is the I confess and rep wh0re threads still in operation?

I Confess is one of those things that will never be deleted because one or two people cling to it like beaten babies with a comfort blanket. God knows I've tried to have it deleted, I've even presented reasonable, thought-out arguments in favour of casting it to hell, only to be met with "omg if u delete it i'll start another one". So nowadays I just treat it with the contempt a thread about how ill people are feeling deserves. I even posted in there myself saying I felt ill or bad just to take the piss but people just gave me rep and told me to get well soon.

The rep whores thread is another one. Asmodeus clearly doesn't give a shit (about anything really, which is commendable), but then its not in my forum so I don't give a shit either.

So, bag out noddy, whore for rep, do whatever the fuck you like, just don't do it in Bitching and Rants because I'm a power crazed megalomaniac hypocritical cunt who will delete things I don't like.

[Aardvark]

He's right. You're all a bunch of fucktards.

Other fucktards who must be shot and beheaded, before an autopsy is performed for confirmation of death, just in case

People who say smacktard
Something awful rejects
Your Mother

That is all

[Afta Image]

The rep whores thread is another one. Asmodeus clearly doesn't give a shit (about anything really, which is commendable), but then its not in my forum so I don't give a shit either.

So, bag out noddy, whore for rep, do whatever the fuck you like, just don't do it in Bitching and Rants because I'm a power crazed megalomaniac hypocritical cunt who will delete things I don't like.

I gotta say, and this is coming from a rep whore, that rep whore thread blows....

People just jump on and say rep me, then they do rep runs.

I personally dont mind if they were doing something for the rep, witty comment or shit like that but I object to repin' someone just cause they posted rep me 3 times in a row.

But fuck it, I think I am just gonnna stop my whoring for a while....

[DOGG]

If you and the rest of the clowns who get a kick out of circular arguments with a retard want to constantly make threads about him then that's fine, but keep it in the war forum where the people who couldnt give two fucks can easily avoid it.

I don't argue with him (anymore). You have the power to MOVE threads, don't you? Then why not do that, you power crazed megalomaniac hypocritical cunt

[MisterBishi]

Because, as thingy so eloquently put it, I'm not a fucking librarian.

[SOC]

I fucked a librarian once. She was all Dewey inside.

[Pagey]

http://www.thehangovercafe.com/funny/images/retard.jpg

:pir8dan: :banana: :pir8dan:

[Salted_Chipmunk]

So, bag out noddy, whore for rep, do whatever the fuck you like, just don't do it in Bitching and Rants because I'm a power crazed megalomaniac hypocritical cunt who will delete things I don't like.

And thats why we love you so much Bishi. :D

[MisterBishi]

lol a picture for a post wait till the guys on the SA forums here about this

[Merudo]

Hey bishi,

Can I have your kids?

[MisterBishi]

Sure, I'm done with them, you got a shovel though, right?

[Merudo]

Sure, I'm done with them, you got a shovel though, right?
:-/


Consider my question withdrawn.


*runs*

[StAUG]

Oh god! You're saying this place flames SA?

[MisterBishi]

No, I'm saying old image macros are not very funny.

[and3w]

I fucked a librarian once. She was all Dewey inside.

SOC, that is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard! This thread should die just for this! :mad:

[Pagey]

neither is arguing about pointless shit!

[StAUG]

There sure seems to be a lot of arguements about pointless shit here... :D

[DOGG]

those is the effects of boredom.

also, half the time people aren't really arguing, they're just being sarcastic.

[MisterBishi]

those is the effects of boredom.

also, half the time people aren't really arguing, they're just being sarcastic.

Well duh... :rolleyes:






:D

[Reprobate]

I fucked a librarian once. She was all Dewey inside.

her labiarian was all moist?

[Juice Biscuit]

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/wannasee.jpg

[FuncowK]

Yes. Yes I do. :D

[ms edeity]

read the first page of this thread and was captured by witty and well thought out comment about the banality of rep whoring and popularist posting...skipped a page and thought i was in a different thread. bishi you are only one man powerless to change the masses.

[and3w]

If people aren't breaking any rules what gives anyone the right to though?

[MisterBishi]

I reckon any thread with nodbugger in the title that goes on to ridicule him in any way would fall under the no personal attacks rule, which is about the only one rule in here. I do let flame wars carry on unless I get a post reported but for a bunch of people to start a thread and fill a page before nodbugger even comes online is taking it a bit far.

[Asmodeus]

The rep whores thread is another one. Asmodeus clearly doesn't give a shit (about anything really, which is commendable), but then its not in my forum so I don't give a shit either.

you're starting to figure out they'll post whatever they want and just keep bring up the subject ad nauseum untill they whine enough to get their way. as long as theres no real flame wars and just some general order, you're right, I mostly don't give a shit.

Then again, modding this board is mostly like trying to teach a kindergarten class. the population her emostly has the same mentality and tactics.

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah well, my dad is a better fighter than your dad

[kleph]

If thou beest he; But O how fall'n! how chang'd
From him, who in the happy Realms of Light
Cloth'd with transcendent brightnes didst outshine
Myriads though bright: If he whom mutual league,
United thoughts and counsels, equal hope,
And hazard in the Glorious Enterprize,
Joynd with me once, now misery hath joynd
In equal ruin: into what Pit thou seest
From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd
He with his Thunder: and till then who knew
The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those
Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage
Can else inflict do I repent or change,
Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind
And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit,
That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend,
And to the fierce contention brought along

[Directed]

Rep me please, I really want rep.

That Nodbugger is really a bastard lets get him

I confess I love mister bishi and want to bear his love child

[Directed]

OMG! Sorry, I posted in the wrong thread. I'm so embarrased.

[and3w]

Expecting a bit arent you Kleph? Anyone would think this was paradise..but no, we have lost it :-)

[asskickergod]

Hey guys, is this thread about Nodbugger? I think we need more threads about him. Or even better, every thread should be about him.

[MisterBishi]

No, dipshit, this thread is about threads about nodbugger :rolleyes:

[asskickergod]

No, dipshit, this thread is about threads about nodbugger :rolleyes:

I hope it's a thread about making more threads about nodbugger because we need more threads like that. Then I can post in those threads and get more rep to make my e-penis bigger.

[and3w]

Oh shit, I thought it was a thread about threads that discuss threads about Noddy...Damn, wrong thread again..:-(

[kleph]

i thought this was a thread about threads about nodbugger that show how misterbishi has turned into a moderating nazi thread. the next thing you know he will start banning people who post just to play the arcade games.

[King_Crud]

well i think misterbishi is a handsome man

http://www.nickyjohnston.co.uk/images/ant_dec.jpg

[DOGG]

which one of those people in that homosexual scene is misterbishi?

[dozer]

the one on the left called 'ant' of course.

[Chrissy]

I hope it's a thread about making more threads about nodbugger because we need more threads like that. Then I can post in those threads and get more rep to make my e-penis bigger.

+rep gives you an e-penis? Does the e-penis have to be attached to your own body or can you give your e-penis away by e-proxy? I don't want a damn ugly e-anything attached to my body, but I would consider it if I could specify the e-person I wanted it e-attached to.

[King_Crud]

+rep gives you an e-penis? Does the e-penis have to be attached to your own body or can you give your e-penis away by e-proxy? I don't want a damn ugly e-anything attached to my body, but I would consider it if I could specify the e-person I wanted it e-attached to.
yours is an e-clit

[StAUG]

is it chewable?

[Juice Biscuit]

Bite and see....


:cool:

[StAUG]

er. ok. *chomp*

[Buffy]

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:cool: kthx cray http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/angel.gif

[StAUG]

What manner of join date is that!

[Buffy]

It's the 'i allow the owner of this site to put his cock in my mouth' join date. You got that n00b? Here let me get you a pen... :p

[SOC]

HEY! I blew Pirate long before YOU did, and all I got was that lousy T-shirt with the cum stains on it. :mad:

[sharpie]

It's the 'i allow the owner of this site to put his cock in my mouth' join date. You got that n00b? Here let me get you a pen... :p

shes funny as hell this one

"Queen of all things" i think not....
"Queen of all things and noob shooting".. much more appropriate

[Juice Biscuit]

HEY! I blew Pirate long before YOU did, and all I got was that lousy T-shirt with the cum stains on it. :mad:
Have you tried contacting Linda Tripp?

[MisterBishi]

Why do you have a picture of George Clooney as your avatar you big weirdo

[sharpie]

HEY! I blew Pirate long before YOU did, and all I got was that lousy T-shirt with the cum stains on it. :mad:

well at least if he ever attains a Public Office you already have the evidence for a nice media/harassment case....

and you dont even have to get kinky with his cigars to do it

unless you like that of course ;)

[SOC]

Why do you have a picture of George Clooney as your avatar you big weirdo
For the answer to this and all your other questions, please send a typed, double-spaced list - along with £10,000 in unmarked bills - to:
SOC Enterprises
PO Box 1337
Covent Garden
London WC2

Many thanks. You have a nice day now, y'hear?

[MisterBishi]

shes funny as hell this one

"Queen of all things" i think not....
"Queen of all things and noob shooting".. much more appropriate

what is all this

For the answer to this and all your other questions, please send a typed, double-spaced list - along with £10,000 in unmarked bills - to:
SOC Enterprises
PO Box 1337
Covent Garden
London WC2

Many thanks. You have a nice day now, y'hear?

Sorry I don't send currency to big weirdos. It's like a life rule of mine or something.

[SOC]

what is all this
It's called an "internet forum", a place where people who have never met can hurl venom and abuse at each other regardless of borders or religious affiliations, and where certain cliques can form and amuse themselves with clever catchprases that mean nothing to anyone else, and other general clique-e-ness ...

[SOC]

Sorry I don't send currency to big weirdos.
I do accept cheques, credit cards and PayPal.

[MisterBishi]

Ok I'm on the case.

[and3w]

I'll send you some washing tablets..then you'll have a clean T-shirt when you are rich and can remember me in your will or something....


Oh shutup andy..K :-(

[SOC]

you can remember me in your will ....
Ummm... do you know something that I don't??? :confused:

[and3w]

Well..y'know that stalker you been having trouble with..well now the prize has gone up I'm adding your name to my dead pool list, shall I put it like that..

[SOC]

It turns out that stalker was Bishi. Rumour has it he loves the cock.

[and3w]

Aha, a t-shirt sucker, eh :-)

[benson]

Go and plait your shit !!!

[MisterBishi]

It turns out that stalker was Bishi. Rumour has it he loves the cock.

:fag:

[SOC]

Now I'm REALLY scared.

[MisterBishi]

What you've done there, big boy, is you've confused 'scared' with 'aroused'.

[SOC]

There's a difference? :confused:

[MisterBishi]

Yep. With one your pupils dilate, your heart rate quickens and the hairs on your neck stand on end, and with the other one.. actually no there's no difference.

[and3w]

Not even a bulge..

[The Cunt]

Yep. With one your pupils dilate, your heart rate quickens and the hairs on your neck stand on end, and with the other one.. actually no there's no difference.

Yep, you describe all the symptoms I display when I find myself stroking to this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&).

[polite]

His eyes are just like mine.

[King_Crud]

Yep, you describe all the symptoms I display when I find myself stroking to this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&).

Well if you liked that picture you'll love this faggy one

http://www.nickyjohnston.co.uk/images/ant_dec.jpg

That bishi is just so damn cute

[~vjay~]

Can I watch?

[MisterBishi]

haha, that's the gayest photograph I've ever seen.

[Fuzzy Dice]

Man, you stop posting for a couple months and the place just goes all to shit. I haven't seen a run of n00bs like this since the spawn of '04. Pirate must be putting adverts above urinals. Damn subliminal pee messaging.

[King_Crud]

Man, you stop posting for a couple months and the place just goes all to shit. I haven't seen a run of n00bs like this since the spawn of '04. Pirate must be putting adverts above urinals. Damn subliminal pee messaging.
did you stop posting?

[~vjay~]

did you stop posting?


I started posting

Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo :rolleyes:

[King_Crud]

I started posting

Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo :rolleyes:
there goes the neighbourhood

[MisterBishi]

hmm

how come this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&) was uploaded by The Cunt?

I AM INTRIGUED AT THESE INTRIGUING DEVELOPMENTS OF MAXIMUM SUSPENSE AND A HEALTHY DOSE OF INTRIGUE.

[King_Crud]

hmm

how come this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&) was uploaded by The Cunt?

I AM INTRIGUED AT THESE INTRIGUING DEVELOPMENTS OF MAXIMUM SUSPENSE AND A HEALTHY DOSE OF INTRIGUE.
So how's UK idol going. You and Dec still getting it on?

[The Cunt]

hmm

how come this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&) was uploaded by The Cunt?

I AM INTRIGUED AT THESE INTRIGUING DEVELOPMENTS OF MAXIMUM SUSPENSE AND A HEALTHY DOSE OF INTRIGUE.
The Cunt (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=552851&postcount=81) originally found this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&) here (http://www.bootmen.com).

[MisterBishi]

That's a fucking lie and you know it, buddy.

[jak]

The Cunt (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=552851&postcount=81) originally found this picture (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=4413&) here (http://www.bootmen.com).

Why did I click the "here" link at work? Why?

Lucky for me my managers dont give a shit. :)