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Cassa
24-02-2005, 01:10 PM
Yes, my new baby needs a name. No more brown hornet *sniff*

In the garage currently we have the Mongerl and the Airconditioned Nightmare. I need something snappy and humourous.this (http://www.turbocreations.com/fj20/tims12/S12racing1b.jpg) is what it looks like, except mine is silver (it races just as hard though).

So far we've thought of Rubber Bullet, Cuntwagon, Chief Ironpants, Rescue Toaster and something else I can't remember. I need suggestions!

Afta Image
24-02-2005, 01:13 PM
Car?????




Sorry, but I had to be a bastard..... I will buy you beer to make up for it one day....

kré
24-02-2005, 01:16 PM
the rag roller

locust
24-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Call it Caroline. Pronounce as such. Glare at people unable to differentiate between you and your vehicle.

King_Crud
24-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Captain Fantasmo's Phsychedelic Time Tranporter From Hell

Asmodeus
24-02-2005, 01:43 PM
Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer

or

Minute Rice

Juice Biscuit
24-02-2005, 01:45 PM
Smokey.

thingy
24-02-2005, 01:49 PM
Car?????




Sorry, but I had to be a bastard..... I will buy you beer to make up for it one day....
Allow me to add to this list of suggested names that just had to be said.

"Ya mum".
"You are".
"Nahh yours".
"Hey, nice tits".

Chocoholic
24-02-2005, 01:51 PM
I think I might be clinically dead hence I have nothing.........
But I think it should involve a Mc as in Car Mc Cassa

locust
24-02-2005, 01:51 PM
Although reading back I just saw "Cuntwagon." I thoroughly approve.

dozer
24-02-2005, 01:54 PM
fuhleysikmayte

Afta Image
24-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Allow me to add to this list of suggested names that just had to be said.

"Ya mum".
"You are".
"Nahh yours".
"Hey, nice tits".

I am gonna get in shit for this, especially after I just read Cass getting pissed of at being told nice titts, but I have to also add "Titty titty Bang Bang".....

I went there :)

JediKnight
24-02-2005, 01:57 PM
Yes, my new baby needs a name. No more brown hornet *sniff*

In the garage currently we have the Mongerl and the Airconditioned Nightmare. I need something snappy and humourous.this (http://www.turbocreations.com/fj20/tims12/S12racing1b.jpg) is what it looks like, except mine is silver (it races just as hard though).

So far we've thought of Rubber Bullet, Cuntwagon, Chief Ironpants, Rescue Toaster and something else I can't remember. I need suggestions!

the CasMobile

JediKnight
24-02-2005, 02:04 PM
I am gonna get in shit for this, especially after I just read Cass getting pissed of at being told nice titts, but I have to also add "Titty titty Bang Bang".....

I went there :)

ROFLMAO :) Best. Car name. Ever.

frgn8r
24-02-2005, 02:05 PM
Supertaxi
Cathy (as in Freeman - it's ugly, but it goes fast)
Carmegeddon
Honour Roller
Lil' Lighting

kré
24-02-2005, 02:06 PM
you should call it the "Casselle"

a combination of Cassa and Gazelle, and a tribute to the ugliest person to ever play professional basketball, Sam Cassell.

http://thecrib.asp.is/kfanew/images/nba/sam%20cassell.jpg

Merudo
24-02-2005, 02:12 PM
just call it the Z-mobile

it sounds chic and you can pretend to have ties to the yakuza

MisterFlibble
24-02-2005, 02:18 PM
How about the name Bevan?

DumHed
24-02-2005, 02:18 PM
I like "Silver Nugget"

Juice Biscuit
24-02-2005, 02:24 PM
I like "Silver Nugget"



Sounds like a rating that Styg would use to rate one of his turds....

abelgold
24-02-2005, 02:28 PM
How about the name Bevan?

You win.

In case it doesn't, my suggestion is Roger.

Necron
24-02-2005, 02:34 PM
Silver Slugger

BtrFly
24-02-2005, 02:38 PM
how about Mabel?

cos cars are meant to have girls names :p

Gronk
24-02-2005, 02:41 PM
The Silver Bullet.

Aardvark
24-02-2005, 02:41 PM
How about this? Don't name it. Every time you refer to it, call it "My car". If anyone asks you what it's name is, call them a stupid fuckwad and say you no longer want anything to do with retarded fuckwads like them. Then tell them to get the fuck off your property before you back over them in "Deathmobile".

When they ask who Deathmobile is, you smack them in the fucking face with a shovel. Or a spade

DumHed
24-02-2005, 02:51 PM
The Silver Bullet.

This would be a good name, except that we already know someone with a car called the Silver Bullet, and it's actually deserving of the name :)

Asmodeus
24-02-2005, 03:21 PM
can always call it "My Penis Extension" or "Cock Magnet" if you're feeling hopeful.

could always call it "The Cockpit" but rumor has it you women already have one.

MisterFlibble
24-02-2005, 03:23 PM
"Cassa's love mobile" or "Good Vibrations", which would explain why Cassa is always smiling after driving.

Movius
24-02-2005, 03:24 PM
causticfuckmobile
cockshreddedfuckwank X17
fofefoeofoefoeofoefoeofoFEOFOeofo
Scott Muller

Cassa
24-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Hahahaha thanks guys, I laughed so hard reading all of these.

Maybe I should call it 'Tufnell'

MisterFlibble
24-02-2005, 03:59 PM
Hahahaha thanks guys, I laughed so hard reading all of these.

Maybe I should call it 'Tufnell'

It can't catch cricket balls?

Well, it's appropriate I suppose.

DCenT3
24-02-2005, 04:16 PM
call it the "rofl mobile" pronounced as "roff-el-Mobe-eel". just in case some one thinks it is named " Rolling on floor laughing mobile" all the names are good. Good luck with the name picking :).

Gronk
24-02-2005, 06:43 PM
This would be a good name, except that we already know someone with a car called the Silver Bullet, and it's actually deserving of the name :)


How about "Quicksilver"

I can keep going. I am full of unoriginal names.

Cpt Jellybean
24-02-2005, 06:46 PM
Ralphy

Cassa
24-02-2005, 06:53 PM
I think I might have to go with Cuntwagon, after all that.

Merudo
24-02-2005, 06:57 PM
I think I might have to go with Cuntwagon, after all that.
heh!

Salted_Chipmunk
24-02-2005, 08:34 PM
Derek

anothe
26-02-2005, 11:22 AM
punchy?

King_Crud
26-02-2005, 06:01 PM
call it omgomgomgomgomgmg!!!!!1!!!!!!!oneaslaslaslaslaslsa alsslalslslalslslalslslalalslasaslslsaroflroflrofl roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflegcetcetcetcet vrtsdegtcetcetcerewtdtecetcetctectetctetctedttetec ttd%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%""?"?""LDHDFDTWYW NWNHEWUEIUDUYBHXBDXBEgrhjegfhewegq3wug32ugkqwduhb4 7i464

kré
26-02-2005, 10:34 PM
'the spitwad'

Gruff Nutz
27-02-2005, 02:14 AM
How about 'the cotton pony'?

Kinda like Cuntwagon, but a tad more subtle.

Asmodeus
27-02-2005, 02:17 AM
heh "the shaggin' wagon"

Drakin
27-02-2005, 04:01 AM
How about the flying doorstop? That shape is sooooo wedgie.. Perhaps the flying wedgie?

Silvawedgie?
The killer wedge?
Cheddar?

druid
27-02-2005, 07:47 AM
I think I might have to go with Cuntwagon, after all that.

Following that path I suggest the original plate idea: CUN70R

SamBo
27-02-2005, 09:11 AM
cockrocket!
blode
giant silver bee
ae86 wannabe
gaybar-zelle
derelique
silver-stud-muffin?

sagit
27-02-2005, 12:39 PM
bluntbuster

SamBo
27-02-2005, 05:04 PM
magic todger

Cassa
27-02-2005, 05:07 PM
Haha you should have suggested that a few days ago SamBo! Maybe I'll call it the silver spam javelin.

SamBo
27-02-2005, 05:18 PM
Haha you should have suggested that a few days ago SamBo! Maybe I'll call it the silver spam javelin.
hehe then every time you start it up you can yell out "that's triple penetration! CHARGE!" and then speed out of your driveway screaming wildly :p

Glompbot
27-02-2005, 06:30 PM
I vote for "Nah, yours!"

wolfpac181
28-02-2005, 06:40 AM
TROGDOR!!!

or the Mobile Ass-ult Vehicle

kleph
28-02-2005, 06:45 AM
the repmobile

StudMuffin
28-02-2005, 10:29 AM
"Titty Titty Bang Bang" still way out in front ( :ha: ) over here

Doitle
28-02-2005, 01:25 PM
Name it the Silver Streak after that great movie.

Either that or name it Explorer.exe cause you hope it won't crash.

Benwah
28-02-2005, 01:27 PM
'743,112,612' has a certain ring to it.

Cassa
28-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Silver buttsurfer!

timace
28-02-2005, 01:56 PM
ae86 wannabe
YES!

Doitle
28-02-2005, 01:57 PM
Call it PPPPPPanda!

Just like PPPPPower Book!

Merudo
28-02-2005, 02:14 PM
YES!
I agree.

"the ae86 wannabe" would be a super-awesome name for it. :)

SamBo
28-02-2005, 03:18 PM
I agree.

"the ae86 wannabe" would be a super-awesome name for it. :)
this would also require the use of akina speed stars stickers :D

Merudo
28-02-2005, 03:34 PM
this would also require the use of akina speed stars stickers :D
definitely. :D


and the use of the japanese language.

SamBo
28-02-2005, 03:35 PM
definitely. :D


and the use of the japanese language.
this reminds me. When i was in perth last week I saw one of those old mazda 323 astinas that was done up to attempt to look like an 86. It was really sad.... looked bloody awful!

hazza
01-03-2005, 10:56 PM
2nd base mobile :cool:

(carn had to be said)

kré
01-03-2005, 11:17 PM
this reminds me. When i was in perth last week I saw one of those old mazda 323 astinas that was done up to attempt to look like an 86. It was really sad.... looked bloody awful!

tofu bug > other wanabes

http://www.crayonline.com/vw/gallery/photos/other/tofubug.jpg

Afro88
01-03-2005, 11:33 PM
tofu bug > other wanabes

That's l33t. Looks even better with the black finish and stripe. What's it say on the door?

Oh, and an idea for the car name. Call it Bruce, and refer to it as a she whenever you're talking about her. For example "Yeah Bruce is my car, she goes alright."

kré
02-03-2005, 03:08 AM
That's l33t. Looks even better with the black finish and stripe. What's it say on the door?

not sure exactly what it says, but i think it's something along the lines of fujiwara tofu delivery

Afro88
02-03-2005, 07:56 AM
not sure exactly what it says, but i think it's something along the lines of fujiwara tofu delivery

Heh :cool:

Merudo
02-03-2005, 08:55 AM
tofu bug > other wanabes

http://www.crayonline.com/vw/gallery/photos/other/tofubug.jpg
what about this?

http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/3.jpg


http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/website/anim86.gif

http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/trackday3.jpg

kré
02-03-2005, 10:42 AM
what about this?

http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/3.jpg


http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/website/anim86.gif

http://www.digitalfunk.net/Garth/ae86/haruko/trackday3.jpg

that's not a wanna be, that's a genuine jdm trueno.

Glompbot
02-03-2005, 11:47 PM
bwhaha
is that garth driving?

RisenPhoenix
02-03-2005, 11:53 PM
Very nice Gazelle. My friend Jarich races a S12 in the ID events around here, we went twin-drifting too. Have to find the video for that... S12 Vs S14 = fun all around. ^__^

metalhed00
03-03-2005, 01:20 AM
Bummer.

Cassa
03-03-2005, 01:35 AM
Second base mobile made me giggle.

I <3 my gazelle

kré
03-03-2005, 03:34 AM
bwhaha
is that garth driving?

would he let anyone else drive his car?

let me rephrase...does anyone else fit in his fucking skinny ass seat?

Canalien
03-03-2005, 03:51 AM
call it "Little Cunting Cletus"

Duke
03-03-2005, 12:39 PM
You should call it "the fuckwit's shitbox"