Quality vs Quantity

[Cordis]

I was thinking, yes I know that can be a dangerous thing plus it makes my brain hurt over prolonged periods, about relationships. I found out that women lack decent quality in guys and men tend to lack quantity. For example unless a man is a Brad Pitt look alike or Ron Jeremy he usually is always going to work (struggle, blackmail, plead or whatever you call it) to get a decent girl. Whereas with most women it tends to be the opposite, cause guys are horny buggers they have to work out the wheat from the chaff.

Remember my theory only works if you minus people with money, good looking and people with power!

So if this theory is true what suggestions do think people could use to overcome this issue?

[King_Crud]

i have a huge cock

[Juice Biscuit]

Hookers.




Oh, and drugs, lots of drugs......

[dozer]

with a small amount of strong mdma crystals anyone can be yours

[BtrFly]

Cordis - its not true. not all women have guys drooling. just the ones with the big tits.

and there are heaps of guys who have women drooling, but they usually have a reputation as a bad boy, and a small dick :p

[Funk Puppet]

There are lots of extremely attractive women out there that will over look certain physical failings in a man (no pun intended) if he has the right personality and attitude. Sometimes confidence and knowing your audience can get you anywhere.

[Whiskers]

As arrogant as this sounds, I agree with one aspect of your theory- A decent looking woman can get almost any man she desires. 'Get'- meaning offering sexual contact and receiving on demand.

I could walk into a bar and guarantee that if I hit on any single guy there (not averse to cheap sexual thrills), he would respond positively- Not because I am extremely attractive, but because generally guys like that sort of thing. Maybe anyway, I'm not sure. I haven't come up with a better theory.

Knowing this doesn't make me feel empowered- though somehow I think it should. Being in a stable longterm r'ship means I don't value this kind of stuff. Though I think insecure girls should realise the possibilites- even if only for a ego boost.

[RedMaN]

Cordis - its not true. not all women have guys drooling. just the ones with the big tits.
Bit tits aren't everything ya know... you left out the nipple ;) oh how they liked to be flicked http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/tup.gif

Both genders are extremely complicated... how ever can one gender understand the other & vice versa? Simple... one is made up of oestregen, the other testosterone.... no questions asked.

[jambo]

i have a huge cock

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to King_Crud again.

[Aardvark]

It's 90% confidence, anyway. If you look confident, people react better to you. Be forward and they'll respond in kind. Sitting back and hoping someone'll come up and talk to you only works if you're God's gift to the opposite (or same, I don't know what you queer fuckers get up to) sex or. So there it is. Don't be an introverted wallhanger and you'll get laid

Just remember, there's always someone as desperate as you are ugly. Or the other way around, I can never remember.

[Holster]

Cordis - its not true. not all women have guys drooling. just the ones with the big tits.




:iik:

I don't think men got the memo about me.

[Aardvark]

PICS!!!

Then we'll send you the droolbuckets

[SOC]

with a small amount of strong mdma crystals anyone can be yours
that explains a lot

[dozer]

yah, sadly they dont last forever.

[FireHart]

What's wrong with small dicks? besides, i can't stop laughing at dozer's avatar, so i'm completely missing the point here

[Asmodeus]

just remembner, for every hot looking chick, theres a string of guys that can't fucking stand her shit.

[johny_roberts]

Even if you are not ritch do not look like Brad Pitt you can always get a hot gal if you wish. Helps to have a good sense of humor and high self-esteem.

With that said I prefer the hooker comments and drugs lots of drugs since its simpler and you do not have to talk afterwords.

[Asmodeus]

dead girls don't say no.

jump 'em and dump 'em.

actually, after finishing with one, if you want her to leave your plaec in a hurry, just bury your face in your pillow and scream "I want Fooood" over and over and let that be your only reply. she'll be out of there within 5 minutes

easiest way to pick up a chick in a bar.. wait till its almost closing time, just walk up to one that looks pretty sauces and just say "come on, we're heading home" most of the time they'll follow you.

[johny_roberts]

easiest way to pick up a chick in a bar.. wait till its almost closing time, just walk up to one that looks pretty sauces and just say "come on, we're heading home" most of the time they'll follow you.

Golden

[TheMightyPhill]

hmmmm.... 4 hours til closing...

[dwarfthrower]

Eh... I'm an ugly motherfucker yet I always seem to end up with stunners... must be doing something right.

[Asmodeus]

Eh... I'm an ugly motherfucker yet I always seem to end up with stunners... must be doing something right.

yeah, those chicks with stun guns can be a bitch.

im ugly as hell and I do all right. All I do is just sit in teh back of the bar and lick my own eyebrows.

[FireHart]

Fuck, that was you?!

[King_Crud]

dead girls don't say no.

jump 'em and dump 'em.

actually, after finishing with one, if you want her to leave your plaec in a hurry, just bury your face in your pillow and scream "I want Fooood" over and over and let that be your only reply. she'll be out of there within 5 minutes

easiest way to pick up a chick in a bar.. wait till its almost closing time, just walk up to one that looks pretty sauces and just say "come on, we're heading home" most of the time they'll follow you.
by the time the bar is closing all the good ones have been snapped up, leaving the fat ugly chicks from each group to choose from

[Asmodeus]

by the time the bar is closing all the good ones have been snapped up, leaving the fat ugly chicks from each group to choose from

by that time, you should be too drunk to care.

[ShinymetalASS]

Eh... I'm an ugly motherfucker .

Pfffffffffft!

[Tigress]

dead girls don't say no.

jump 'em and dump 'em.

Dead guys are better! Once rigamortus sets in they can be ridden for hours! :D

[thingy]

Dead guys are better! Once rigamortus sets in they can be ridden for hours! :D
Dead girls are better. Once they start decomposing, if you don't like one hole you can simply make another! This also opens up a whole new world of positions, puts the karma sutra to shame!

[Lina]

My boy has grey hair, dodgy teeth and works in a cemetary.

[Buffy]

My boy has a belly and runs a geek community website, he also games for most of his waking hours, but DAMN is he :hawt:
:D :D :D

[Cassa]

My boy has a belly, too much hair and spends too much time on his cars. But I love him anyway :)

[t101]

i have a huge cock
Useless without pics

[Pirate]

My boy has a belly and runs a geek community website, he also games for most of his waking hours, but DAMN is he :hawt:
:D :D :DOh you're so getting "some" tonight young lady.

I had the same feeling about how women don't go for quality. But I found if you get a over inflated ego and just don't give a shit what people think and do what ever the fuck you want, then you'll pull chicks... its sad, but like in the animal kingdom you have to do a show and dance to get the best mate. But you have to becarefull not to come off as a dickhead or act in a way that isn't you because eventually the real you has to come out. But eventually you'll find the chix0r that you desire through trial, error and stalking, I know I'm living proof. I lusted after Buffy for three years before I stole her and I love her heaps and heaps and for some fucked up reason she loves me... so it all works out in the end. (Probably because I'm keeping her captive like in Steven Kings book Misery)

If you're ever faced by one of these image is everything assholes, my suggestion is fuck them around, don't let them fuck you around. Preferably punch them in the face and scream you're kicking ass for jesus. That got me laid once. It was during the war and I was drunk at the time.

[King_Crud]

Useless without pics

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/chicken.jpg

[SamBo]

I've seen plenty of girls/women with arsehole guys. And they move from one arsehole to the next, then cry each time when they get burned....

I'm always going to prefer quality over quantity.

One thing I dont get is when chicks brag about how many guys they've slept with (i've noticed this happen mostly with girls in their late teens). Yeah, it takes soooo much effort to grab some random guy and spread your legs for him, bet you feel like a real champion afterwards!

Just going from what i've seen....

Anyway.....

[Glompbot]

As arrogant as this sounds, I agree with one aspect of your theory- A decent looking woman can get almost any man she desires. 'Get'- meaning offering sexual contact and receiving on demand.

This just reminded me of something that constantly depresses me
"she's all right for a fuck, but i wouldn't want to date her"

[ms edeity]

My boy has a belly and runs a geek community website, he also games for most of his waking hours, but DAMN is he :hawt:
:D :D :D
a belly...website...games all waking hours....sounds vaguely familiar.
and hell yeah - he does it for me. :banana:

definitely quality because i don't want to look at anyone else any more

[Whiskers]

This just reminded me of something that constantly depresses me
"she's all right for a fuck, but i wouldn't want to date her"

Which leads us down another alley way of sleaze and seediness- Would guys be more willing to have relationships if sex wasn't so easy to come by? (Pun intended).

This theory only applies to some men.

In my younger days I had sex with guys I really cared about in a non-relationship context and I know for a fact that I became automatically disqualified from the potential girlfriend group because of it. One of the pitfalls of casual sex (generally) is that inevitably one person has or develops genuine feelings for the other....

Meh- I'm glad I don't have to deal with this stuff anymore.

[Manshoon]

Seems to me that most of my male friends are the "a roots a root....fuck anything" type of guy.....whereas Im the complete opposite of the scale. Id rather get to know a girl before I slept with her......but that being said if it was offered to me right now and I like what I saw I probably would go for it cos its been far too long since I last got any.

In fact one of the guys at work (after I went off my nut at something) said to me "geez I feel sorry for the next girl you root....shes gonna have trouble walking afterwards I reckon".

Arrrgh why is sex so much damn fun....and why is it I cant bring myself to go out and sleep with just anyone!! :p

[Glompbot]

my last relationship (which was a complete 2 year failure) started off as a casual thing.

[Fitty]

Manshoon, it's because it costs too much.