Brain Meltdown

[Cordis]

Has anyone had a spectacular brain fart recently? I was just helping at a fellow employee’s use a boot disk to recover from a system error. I asked to insert in floppy dick into the disk drive. Of course I had to say it in front of the office clown and I'm currently paying for the brain fart and will do for at another week or so.

My brother also had a another beauty recently, when he approached the counter at MacDonald's and asked for a "Big Smack" instead of a Big Mac. Every time I visit MacDonald's with him now I joke with him of would he like a large cock with his big smack. Of course he is not pleased. :(

[Cassa]

I read this as 'brian meltdown' does that count?

One time, a long time ago, in the dark days of customer service, I greeted a parasite with the phrase 'can you help me?'. Oops.

[BtrFly]

hehe poor Cordis...

its not so much brain farts, as brain failure. my brain seems to not function on any good level these days :(

forgetful and stuff.... less concentration... perhaps its too much booze from uni?

[piggle]

i cant think of any that i have done...but my friend acidently said "sex" in the middle of a speech in class.

[Asmodeus]

I asked to insert in floppy dick into the disk drive.

there was half your problem. you are not supposed to be inserting your genitals into the computer unless you have a fufme drive.

oh wait, didnt read far enough. ol.. my bad.

was hitting on this hot chick once and went up to her and said "hi your name is rich, whats mine?"

im bad with ordering food sometimes. chicak at teh local BK has gigantic boobies, so she asked me what i want and i was stating at her tits and just went. mmm.. whoppers. er.. i mean a salad and a hair pie.. er.. apple pie.

[Necron]

I was logging a hardware call for a lady and was reading back the serial number to her. I accidentilly said "was that sex 34335". I was pissing myself laughing because I dont think she fully picked up on it.

I must have had something ON the brain that day. :D

[Cordis]

i cant think of any that i have done...but my friend acidently said "sex" in the middle of a speech in class.

I remember one of my friend's accidently calling a teacher mum once, that went down well.

[Necron]

I remember one of my friend's accidently calling a teacher mum once, that went down well.

A guy at work once said that to a customer as well. Funny as hell.

[BtrFly]

I remember one of my friend's accidently calling a teacher mum once, that went down well.
i think a lot of people do that.

[RedMaN]

im bad with ordering food sometimes. chicak at teh local BK has gigantic boobies, so she asked me what i want and i was stating at her tits and just went. mmm.. whoppers. er.. i mean a salad and a hair pie.. er.. apple pie.
Bwahahahahaha gold http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/tup.gif

[Cordis]

im bad with ordering food sometimes. chicak at teh local BK has gigantic boobies, so she asked me what i want and i was stating at her tits and just went. mmm.. whoppers. er.. i mean a salad and a hair pie.. er.. apple pie.

Yeah I can completely understand, I had the same problem once I wanted to ask can I have coke with nice ice but instead flustered and asked for ice with no coke.

[Afro88]

I used to work at a little supermarket down the road. One day I was put on checkouts, and needed to call the manager for something. So I get on the mic and go "Cuntstomer, ah shit, I mean customer service to register 3 please". I couldn't stop laughing to myself for the rest of the shift after that.

[Elf_Girl]

Not long ago I was exhausted and kept jumbling up my words..or shall i say letters. Anyways I ended up saying "i'm welting my max" instead of melting my wax from my surfboard...then my brother said something about palm beach, and i swear he said "cunt beach" so I had a freak-out which shall never be spoken of. Oh well.

[-=[BB]=-]

I read this as 'brian meltdown' does that count?

Dont melt me please!

[and3w]

What, has nobody else done the most dangerous of brain farts???
Shouting the wrong name at orgasm? (*eeek..shrivel*)

I also once woke up next to a girl, snuggled up close to her and whispered "Morning *insert wrong name here*, last night was awesome!"

My BIG bad :-(

[HAL]

I once had a pizza shop chick ask me if I wanted pick up or delivery, even though I was in the shop ordering. Story of my life....

[Kez]

TAFE.

Teacher: "Today class we will be learning how to clean and sweep Windows for bugs"
Me: "Which window?"

-_- I was so lost at the time...