cracking a fat from other things

[maccabean]

ever cracked a fat from something other than a chick or morning glory?

i have a friend who can gain a stiffy by just focusing on his love stick.

i can't do it.

can you?

[Manshoon]

I can bar up at will.....just think happy thoughts :)

It aint a hard process....its like making yaself cry....I can do that too....maybe I should go into acting :p

[Hit And Rum]

Could when I was 12. I would get a fat just walking around and looking at bunch of daffodils or a cloud!

[Guest.]

I crack a fat whenever I see fine hancrafted wooden toys. Car's trains etc.

[Afro88]

I crack a fat whenever I see a pic of Pirate. I think that's why I keep coming back here day after day. ;)

[Manshoon]

You like to walk around with a boner dont ya Afro88......you like to scare the kiddies

[dilligaf]

Maybe a few years ago, but not now....

[Afro88]

You like to walk around with a boner dont ya Afro88......you like to scare the kiddies

Mmm. Yeah.


What?

[polite]

Of course this will be terribly uninteresting to most of you but I often get what I call a 'motion toughy'. This is an erection caused by driving my car in tight jeans, the sun warming it through the windscreen as I travel, the bit of friction...random thoughts. It's good.
Traffic lights suck.

[Merudo]

Of course this will be terribly uninteresting to most of you but I often get what I call a 'motion toughy'. This is an erection caused by driving my car in tight jeans, the sun warming it through the windscreen as I travel, the bit of friction...random thoughts. It's good.
Traffic lights suck.
in other words, when you take public transport, you travel with a bag on your lap eh? :p

[TK-421]

Of course this will be terribly uninteresting to most of you but I often get what I call a 'motion toughy'. This is an erection caused by driving my car in tight jeans, the sun warming it through the windscreen as I travel, the bit of friction...random thoughts. It's good.
Traffic lights suck.
It is called a traveller.

[dilligaf]

Hahaha. Like on the bus, or over shittily maintained roads. Hehehe.

[StAUG]

I can't will it to happen, although it does randomly, even at 19 :(

[Serpent_Girl]

It aint a hard process....

...Are you sure about that? Hard indeed.

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm pretty sure that I cracked a fat when I got my last laptop....



Definitly Crack a large portion yes, everytime I get a new video card.





My cock acts like it is in the special forces and does exactly what I ask, with a yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir


:pumpy:

[dilligaf]

I'm pretty sure that I cracked a fat when I got my last laptop....



Definitly Crack a large portion yes, everytime I get a new video card.





My cock acts like it is in the special forces and does exactly what I ask, with a yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir


:pumpy:
Thats works. Same if a computer takes its case off for you. :jizz:

[Juice Biscuit]

Thats works. Same if a computer takes its case off for you. :jizz:



Depends what it's showing me ;)

[TK-421]

My cock acts like it is in the special forces and does exactly what I ask, with a yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir


:pumpy:
Three? Can you do some sort of rapid fire with that?

[Merudo]

Reading TK-421 and sapia's posts make me crack a fat.


Am i normal?

[Juice Biscuit]

Three? Can you do some sort of rapid fire with that?



It's like one of those miniguns like the guy has in Predator





It takes a bit to warm up, but once going you'd better not be infront of it ........ :Phroar:

[TK-421]

It's like one of those miniguns like the guy has in Predator





It takes a bit to warm up, but once going you'd better not be infront of it ........ :Phroar:
I assume you pay for all your addictions by 'working' all day at the sperm donor bank?

[Juice Biscuit]

I assume you pay for all your addictions by 'working' all day at the sperm donor bank?


Pffft all day.





At night they let me stay in one of the rooms with mop and bucket to keep me going till morning.

[Moga2]

Cracking a fat is easy..... i can still do it at will, no problems

[Up_All_Night]

whenever i am bored, kinda day dreaming or whatever, up it goes

[muga]

as said before, driving along in the car sometime..
it always manages to do it right before I get to where I'm going - people sometimes wonder why i sit in the car and listen to the radio for a minute before i get out :P

[RedMaN]

I can command the pork sword o' doom at will and I wield it as such... its my special friend that I have a special relationship with ;)
Definitly Crack a large portion yes, everytime I get a new video card.
Men Behaving Badly?
At night they let me stay in one of the rooms with mop and bucket to keep me going till morning.
Are you in the jizz mopper's union? You might be getting screwed out of your benefits....

[Juice Biscuit]

I can command the pork sword o' doom at will and I wield it as such... its my special friend that I have a special relationship with ;)

Men Behaving Badly?



Close


Are you in the jizz mopper's union? You might be getting screwed out of your benefits....


No, mind you I only have to clean up my own if I miss the bucket so I don't know if I'm entitled to benefits. Why what benifits do you get?
;)

[landmachine]

This is officially the most retarded thread ever to sicken the face of the internet. Every one of you should be taken forcibly to the nearest vetinary hospital for invasive chemical castration.

[SamBo]

I can crack it whenever i want to... most of the time i can make it go down when i don't want it to go up (we all know that wangs have a mind of their own and need to know who is boss).

[Asmodeus]

im a machine. i can start it and stop it pretty much at will.

[minorproblem]

Mine is up all the time, basically whenever i am sitting down and slighty bored (eg most of the time at uni etc) which is annoying because when you wnat to stand up after lectures you have to concentrate on dirty thoughts to make it go down.

Also whenever i am slightly nervious. Which is extremly bad seeming i do swimming racing . Whenever i am up on the blocks i am just glad the races start quickly before it actually manages to get up otherwise it would ruin my streamline :p

[thingy]

ever cracked a fat from something other than a chick or morning glory?

i have a friend who can gain a stiffy by just focusing on his love stick.

i can't do it.

can you?
The elderly or anyone near death, holes in the ground, stones with peoples names on it, shovels, excavations. Oh, they're all such a tease, I can't help myself.

[BlueBoy]

The elderly or anyone near death, holes in the ground, stones with peoples names on it, shovels, excavations. Oh, they're all such a tease, I can't help myself.
You forgot rust.

[thingy]

You forgot rust.
I did too. Oh, and Murlocs (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/other/pc/wow/art/murloc.jpg). [garglegarglegargle]

[BtrFly]

hehe so whenever i see any of you boys again i will have to stand at least a foot away - just because its moderately disturbing - all these thoughts of wood...

[StygiaN]

what do you mean "crack a fat"? mine is always hard, lol....

[johny_roberts]

Even at the ripe old age of 33 I can crack a fat just by thinking it hard. Most often my pants will rub it the wrong way which sucks because I cracked one in our weekly meeting *damm Levis* I had to focus on other thoughts to make it die.......

I hope at the old age of 34 the boy still stands at attention and can salute I tell ya......

[StygiaN]

lol, I can't wear boxers on the bus or train for fear of an erection. The silky feeling over my member is just too much... It was alright in school days I could put my bag infront of me and walk off. Now I don't usually cary a bag so I have to wear normal undies (which I like more anyway)...

Dave

[t101]

Men Behaving Badly?
Close

Hale and Pace?

Oooh, do I win a prize if I'm right?! :)

[Juice Biscuit]

Hale and Pace?

Oooh, do I win a prize if I'm right?! :)


Nope.



And yeah sure, I'll give you a '1 free root' coupon, redeamable off any zgeek chick you like.

[Juice Biscuit]

lol, I can't wear boxers on the bus or train for fear of an erection. The silky feeling over my member is just too much... It was alright in school days I could put my bag infront of me and walk off. Now I don't usually cary a bag so I have to wear normal undies (which I like more anyway)...

Dave



Your fucked in the head mate.



Boxers rule the world, and you know this.



If anyone on the train looks at you wierd, just turn to them and say "What it's just a boner, sif you've never touched one before"

[spurr]

Nope.



And yeah sure, I'll give you a '1 free root' coupon, redeamable off any zgeek chick you like.

So what's second prize...a '2 free roots' coupon?


*quickly runs away fearing for own life*

[Sutter]

Sometimes bus rides do it.
Frankly I don't get as many morning bones these days. Don't know if that's due to my current life situation, the vasectomy or what. It all functions as it should (and rather well, thankyou.) just doesn't rise as often when intent to use isn't there.

[Cordis]

Man, alot of people are getting boners on the bus, which would be embarassing. Perhaps I'm taking the wrong buses cause any bus I'm usually on is so crowded I can't move.

I can't say that I have problems, it behaves when needed and is naughty when needed. :)

[Up_All_Night]

wouldnt it be easier to have a thread about the times you dont have a boner, its alot easier to pinpoint

[johny_roberts]

wouldnt it be easier to have a thread about the times you dont have a boner, its alot easier to pinpoint

First post would be:

Never

[Up_All_Night]

List things that dont give you a boner :

Males
dead things

end of list.

[thingy]

dead things
Speak for yourself!

[DOGG]

Control your stiffy (http://www.m90.org/download.php?image_id=3396)

[Sutter]

Sex scenes in books. Even the hint of a sex scene in a book.probably gives too much away about my teenage sexlife though.....