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bronco
03-03-2005, 09:27 AM
I have just started up in an indoor cricket team called the Angry Beavers, but the most important part is still to be finalised...
We need a team slogan, preferably relating to sport in some way, but hey, beavers are multi purpose. Any suggestions would be welcomed and here are a few I thought of, although most are just things with the word beaver thrown in.
It's Beaver Time!
Beavers: Often F**ked, Never Beaten
Beavers and Buttheads
Leave it to Beavers
Munchkin
03-03-2005, 09:29 AM
I like 'Beavers and Buttheads' :)
Asmodeus
03-03-2005, 09:33 AM
"now the beaver's going to be hard on you"
"if you don't have one, you want one"
"mom was right, they do have teeth"
"can't eat just one"
Drinking Duck
03-03-2005, 09:46 AM
"do smell like fish"
ShinymetalASS
03-03-2005, 09:46 AM
I was just thinking something simple like
"We're mad cunts"
But then....
Often Fucked Never Beaten
made me laff my ass off. very clever. that wins.
SamBo
03-03-2005, 09:50 AM
"most men chase beaver. This beaver chases YOU!"
have to agree with shinny (as long as the league lets ya put the f word in)
or... i cant quite get it to sound rite but someone may get inspiration from this...
have you had your beaver today?
always chaseing the beaver?
i dunno... trying to get a sexual connotation in there aswell ;)
j
SamBo
03-03-2005, 09:53 AM
"every beaver loves to eat wood"
bronco
03-03-2005, 09:55 AM
DANGER: These Beavers Bite!
ShinymetalASS
03-03-2005, 09:58 AM
Is a beaver who eats fish a cannibal?
or just a lesbian?
bronco
03-03-2005, 10:00 AM
That's nice
STallingU
03-03-2005, 10:01 AM
If there is grass on the pitch you can play cricket.
johny_roberts
03-03-2005, 10:07 AM
The Angry Beavers No one will lick us.....................
forget the dog, beware the beavers: the bastards bite
bronco
03-03-2005, 10:16 AM
The Angry Beavers No one will lick us.....................
That's pretty sweet. It's tempting just to screen print them all on the back of the T-Shirt
johny_roberts
03-03-2005, 10:19 AM
That's pretty sweet. It's tempting just to screen print them all on the back of the T-Shirt
Thanks but in reality you buys picked the best fucking name there is. Next team I join its must *wait I am old now must live through others*
Good luck this season.............
DrDivad
03-03-2005, 10:22 AM
Step one: Watch the cartoon called Angry Beavers.......find a gold comedy line from that :D a true omage.
bronco
03-03-2005, 10:27 AM
I was thinking that... but I'm not sure if too many people who get right into their sport watch it that closely. Good idea though
Cordis
03-03-2005, 10:27 AM
How about:
Buck off
That's pretty sweet. It's tempting just to screen print them all on the back of the T-Shirt
top idea
Serpent_Girl
03-03-2005, 11:05 AM
I swear there was a cartoon going by the same name...
http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/display_show.jhtml?show_id=ang&seriesID=691
Afta Image
03-03-2005, 11:18 AM
"Beavers Best"
"Best when wet?"
"Don't Fuck with an angry beaver"
"We have Sand in our Beaver"
ShinymetalASS
03-03-2005, 11:39 AM
Got Wood?
There's the classic "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
Although "The Angry Beavers No one will lick us...." wins for me so far :D
bronco
03-03-2005, 11:56 AM
There's the classic "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
Although "The Angry Beavers No one will lick us...." wins for me so far :D
I think I'm leaning that way as well... Although "Save a tree, eat a beaver" has a certain class about it
bronco
08-03-2005, 10:31 PM
For all of you life-time "Angry Beaver" fans out there who have followed us through thick and thin for 3 weeks...
We are now officially: "The Angry Beavers: Always Licked... Never Beaten".
I thank you all for your suggestions and hope the name is true, except I am not angry, or a beaver and I don't wish to be licked... Although I would like never to be beaten.
Up_All_Night
08-03-2005, 11:19 PM
In Soviet Russia Beaver Licks you...
bvut yeah always licked, never beaten, is clever
oh wells
Beavers: One Bloody Good Team
Up_All_Night
09-03-2005, 01:45 PM
When There's Grass on the Wicket, its Ok to Play Cricket
Nodbugger
09-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Angry Beavers was an awesome cartoon.
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